Lu Xiaowu didn't react, and as soon as he looked up, he suddenly saw the broken gate flying over.

Fortunately, he reacted quickly enough to dodge.

Ke Ling's fake Taoist priest was bare-chested, lying on the sofa, and he almost didn't lose his back when he smashed the door.

Then came the familiar cheer.

"The scum of the division, take your life. ”

The big-breasted girl in the ancient style came up with a sword and killed it.

All of a sudden, the scene was extremely bloody and cruel.

The screams came and went in the courtyard of the Lu family.

Although it was already dusk, the neighborhoods basically got off work to buy groceries and cook.

But ah, I'm used to this sudden screaming situation.

The four old men next to him are playing mahjong together.

Hearing this scream, they all looked up and smiled.

One of the uncles said happily, "Now the young are energetic, and we are old." ”

The uncle next to him smiled lewdly, "When you were young, you were more evil than them." ”

"Say, what about the peachwood sword. ”

The big-breasted girl in the ancient style stepped on the chest of the fake Taoist priest, and the white and full thighs exuded the fragrance of virginity under the light.

But even this can't resist Lu Xiaowu's will to live.

Someone cocked his ass and was about to flash when suddenly a murderous aura came from behind him.

A touch of cold light came, and the cold sword blade on his neck made Lu Xiaowu sweat coldly.

Nima, who the hell am I messing with?

Lu Xiaowu obediently raised his hands and said, "Woman, spare my life, I am innocent, we can solve it peacefully." ”

"You are embarrassed, you are not a good thing," the big-breasted girl in the ancient style turned her head and threatened the fake Taoist priest and said, "Say, where is the peach wood sword, don't say that I castrated him." ”

"Nani!" Lu Xiaowu was so frightened that he hurriedly covered his crotch, "This has something to do with me." ”

"Tell him quickly," Lu Xiaowu roared.

The fake Taoist priest was also frightened, and finally sighed.

So the fake Taoist priest told the matter of the peach wood sword recognizing the lord.

"Smack!"

The heavy slap hit the disfigured face of the fake Taoist priest, and suddenly a nosebleed spurted out, and the fake Taoist priest fainted.

"And you," the old-fashioned big-breasted girl paper stretched out her hand to harm the innocent.

Seeing this, Lu Xiaowu was furious.

Although there are special regulations on the ability to use the dungeon, it cannot be used on humans.

But this girl is not an ordinary person, right?

"Thank you for buying the God of War film. ”

Suddenly, Lu Xiaowu's eyes seemed to be a different person, and the slap was about to approach Lu Xiaowu's handsome face (phew, shameless), and Lu Xiaowu's hand speed after being single for more than ten years was not a joke.

Lu Xiaowu accurately grabbed the wrist of the big-breasted girl in the ancient style.

The big-breasted girl in the ancient style was stunned, she didn't expect this handsome guy (phew, the author himself doesn't admit it) to be able to grab her hand, and suddenly screamed "ah".

"Beauty, no matter how handsome I am, I don't have to be so excited. ”

"You dare to touch my hand, no one has touched it except my master. ”

"Then make a promise. ”

"I destroyed you. ”

The big-breasted girl in the ancient style suddenly had a murderous aura, which scared Lu Xiaowu is instinctive reaction.

"You're done, my junior sister hates others touching her the most," the fake Taoist priest got up in horror, as if thinking of the terrible thing about his junior sister.

"Your feelings are pretending to be dead!"

For a moment, it was as if the whole house was trembling.

"Boom. ”

The powder fist was like thunder, and Lu Xiaowu wanted to block it in a panic, but this block was over.

Immediately, he broke out of the window, slid face to the ground and slid under Xia Yingying's skirt who was watering the flowers, his nosebleed suddenly became a pillar, and his eyes were bloodshot.

Xia Yingying was stunned, why did this good person suddenly fly out.

Just when she was confused, the big-breasted girl in the ancient style came with a sword.

"You talk slowly, I'll go out to buy vegetables," Xia Yingying was surprised, carrying a basket of vegetables, and unexpectedly abandoned Lu Xiaowu, whose face was covered in blood.

"Whoever I recruited to provoke whom," Lu Xiaowu wanted to cry without tears.

Just when Lu Xiaowu was about to bear the anger of this old-fashioned big-breasted sister paper, he suddenly heard a roar from the fake Taoist priest.

"The Power of Demacia!"

"Bang!"

This big-breasted girl in an ancient style rolled her eyes and fainted.

I only saw the fake Taoist priest holding a rolling pin, and his hands were trembling.

"Now the buddy is far away, and when the little junior sister wakes up, it will be 100% gone," the fake Taoist priest smiled bitterly.

Lu Xiaowu patted his buttocks, and said fearfully, "You little junior sister has taken strong pills, I can't beat it." ”

You must know that although the degree of development of the God of War cards in this underworld varies from person to person, Lu Xiaowu, who can develop the God of War cards to twenty percent.

Whether it's strength or speed, it's a peerless master.

Good guy, I can't even stand this girl's slap.

The fake Taoist priest touched his face aggrievedly, "You are a ball, my junior sister is running wild, and my master can't beat her." ”

"Such a wicked nature!"

The fake Taoist priest told the past a few years ago.

It was a dark night, windy and thunderous.

This fake Taoist priest took the junior brothers to peek at the little junior sister taking a bath, good guy, but the brothers were discovered by the little junior sister.

Immediately, the little junior sister went berserk, carrying a sword and slashing the Taoist temple upside down.

At the critical moment, the false Taoist priest and his master caught up in time.

Lu Xiaowu asked, "Did your master stop your junior sister?"

The fake Taoist priest wiped his nosebleed and said funny, "Stop the fart, his old family ended up running faster than us." ”

The people of the entire Taoist temple were chased and killed by the little junior sister for a few mountains, if it wasn't for my inspiration at that time and thought of a way, otherwise the Taoist master would have gone to the west.

Lu Xiaowu was curious, so he asked, "What's the solution?" ”

The false Taoist priest said, "Swear." ”

"Swear it works?"

"We cultivators, this oath is not made casually, it is 100% effective. ”

Lu Xiaowu was taken aback, thinking that fortunately Lao Tzu was not a cultivator, otherwise he would have died ten thousand times.

The fake Taoist priest raised his hand while finding a rope and tied up his junior sister, and recalled, "At that time, I raised my hand and said, junior sister, I swear on behalf of my junior brothers, I definitely didn't peek at you taking a bath, but just happened to meet your room, if you lie, your senior brothers thundered and split." ”

Lu Xiaowu tilted his head and said with bad intentions, "Really struck by lightning?"

"That's not it, my junior sister fainted, and suddenly the sky was lightning and thunder, and my junior brothers were all scorched on the outside and tender on the inside. ”

The fake Taoist priest painted a picture of color, his eyes narrowed into a line, and then he said a thunderous sentence.

"We were all just slashed, but our master was slashed alive ten times, that guy is bloody. ”

Lu Xiaowu was stunned after hearing this, and watched in a daze as this little junior sister was outlined by the rope with a mature figure.

He seemed to understand something.

In the evening, it was shabu-shabu.

The compound was cool, and the three of them were shabu with hairy bellies, and the green tendons burst out of the food.

Looking at the little junior sister who was tied up tightly, Lu Xiaowu and the fake Taoist priest glanced at each other, thinking that it was better to tie it safely.

On the side, Xia Yingying was spicy and stuck out her little tongue and asked, "Then where is the peachwood sword now?"

The fake Taoist priest put down his chopsticks and recalled, "I put it on the grass outside your school, and I will go and get it back tomorrow." ”

"This artifact, you threw it on the grass in our school, don't be afraid of letting people pick it up!"

The fake Taoist patted his chest and promised, "You can say that the Dao Master is not good at cultivating, but the Dao Master's ability to hide things is the first in Longhu Mountain." ”

……

"Nima, Peachwood Sword!"

Outside the school, a group of high-drinking youths staggered.

Cai Weize took the peachwood sword and looked at it casually, but he didn't find anything special.

Cai Weize staggered, pointed to the peachwood sword, and scolded in his mouth, "Lu Xiaowu, you wait for Lao Tzu, and when I accept the two-dimensional sister paper, I want you to look good." ”

Cai Weize and his group of younger brothers pulled the accelerator and poured it on the Taoist artifact.

I heard Cai Weize say stupidly, "Lu Xiaowu, Cai Shao invites you to drink urine." ”

"Ah, a bunch of perverts, it's disgusting!"

A group of old ladies passing by on the opposite side screamed, their shy hands covering their eyes, but their eyes quickly explored between their fingers.

These old ladies looked from left to right, and they all showed shocked expressions, but when they passed by Cai Weize, these old ladies showed disdain.

"Humph, rubbish!"

"It's so small!"

"It's useless. ”

Looking at Lu Xiaowu, who was eating shabu-shabu, he suddenly twitched, wrinkled his nose, and said.

"Malegobi, fake Taoist, did you just get scared to pee your pants, how can I smell a smell of urine!"