Chapter 13: Gone in Smoke
Lu Xiaowu has become a celebrity.
For a while, a sentence circulated throughout the Internet.
Li Fugui didn't chase Long Yaxing, but chased wild beauties instead.
Because the Internet used Li Fugui's identity as a rich child to report that Lu Xiaowu's identity as a women's clothing boss caused a storm in the city.
A large number of fans watch the video all day long as licking dogs.
Lu Xiaowu cried.
Nima, I'm messing with someone.
But for him, this time it was a successful success.
The most important thing is that he got ten years of full yang life.
So on the way to the school, I walked out of the steps that the six relatives did not recognize.
It's so good that he can't die, and he actually faces any young man with a beautiful girl paper in his arms.
Lu Xiaowu was embarrassed.
This young man turned out to be one of his enemies, Cai Weize.
Cai Weize was also stunned, he didn't expect to meet Lu Xiaowu, the plague god here.
Thinking back to the day he was beaten violently, the injuries on his body hurt even more.
It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge.
Cai Weize told himself so, so he turned around and was about to leave.
"Boss, why did you suddenly go back," the younger brother behind him asked at the top of his voice.
Cai Weize: ......
Cai Weize was furious, eager to catch the shit and block this idiot, why did he make such a loud voice, didn't he want to kill himself?
"Yo, this handsome guy is so familiar. ”
A long voice came from behind Cai Weize.
Cai Weize turned around and saw a demonic smile on his face.
"Hehehe, it turned out to be Brother Lu, Brother Lu, please, please. ”
Cai Wei Zepi didn't smile and quickly got out of the way.
Lu Xiaowu nodded with satisfaction.
"Well, yes, the children can be taught. ”
"Teach you uncle, wait, Lao Tzu will let you have good fruits to eat in the future. ”
Suddenly, just then, an emergency happened.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way!" came a girl's coquettish shout.
"Dare to tell Lao Tzu to get out of the way, it is always others who give way, which one does not open his eyes. ”
Cai Weize was holding back the fire in his stomach, and when he turned his head, he saw a man in a Taoist gray robe, rushing up.
And the girl behind the Taoist priest suddenly attracted Cai Weize's eyes.
A big-breasted girl in an antique dress is chasing after her with a sword.
I thought I was making a movie.
Lu Xiaowu also stopped, and was stunned when he saw the Taoist priest who was being hunted down.
Mouse eyes, two large teeth, and most importantly his entire face was scratched.
This turned out to be the fake Taoist priest who sold dog skin plasters and kidney treasures that day!
The fake Taoist priest couldn't run anymore, so he hid behind Lu Xiaowu, and the big-breasted girl in the ancient style was killed.
"You scum, return the master's ancestral peachwood sword quickly, or I will break your three legs. ”
Damn, so ruthless. Lu Xiaowu glanced at the trembling fake Taoist priest.
"Brother, it's not a way for you to hide like this, can you not be behind me?"
"Brother, saving someone's life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, I can give you a bottle of Indian divine oil for free. ”
Lu Xiaowu: ......
Speechless.
"Are you selling everything?" Lu Xiaowu was curious.
"Theoretically, yes," replied the false Taoist.
Awesome.
"Stinky boy, you get out of the way for me, I'm here to solve this scum of the division, I don't want to harm the innocent acquaintance," the big-breasted girl in the ancient style held her long sword angrily.
Lu Xiaowu looked up and down like this, but he didn't expect this girl's figure and face to be good.
"Wow, beauty, this is a society under the rule of law, put down your arms, if you have any grievances, you can talk about them slowly. ”
Lu Xiaowu tried his best to look gentle and elegant.
"Smack!"
Suddenly, the ancient style big-breasted sister raised her hand and slapped Lu Xiaowu's face fiercely.
Someone flew out.
", so strong?" Cai Weize was taken aback on the side.
"Even Lu Xiaowu flew away. ”
Cai Weize's eyes flashed with a hint of evil, if he could subdue this girl to deal with Lu Xiaowu, wouldn't he be able to walk sideways in Tianzha City?
Lu Xiaowu was also stunned, why is this girl's strength so great, she won't take the strong pill.
Just when he was in a state of confusion, the false Taoist priest rushed into the school.
"Where is the scum running, hand over the peachwood sword. ”
Lu Xiaowu had just gotten up, and suddenly the big-breasted girl in the ancient style made amazing movements.
She rushed towards Lu Xiaowu, kicked Lu Xiaowu's shoulder, and the whole person crossed the railing in the air.
The skirt fluttered up, a pair of slender and elastic legs, and then went up, it was a stunning scenery.
Seeing the male classmates present, their eyes were about to pop out.
"Wow, pink Nenen. ”
All the male classmates present were all showing obscene honey red.
For a while, all the male classmates chased after them like chicken blood.
Of course, one of them is Lu Xiaowu, who has an obscene face.
……
In the southwest corner of the library, the fake Taoist priest was chased to the corner by the big-breasted girl in the ancient style, and his whole face was bruised and swollen, and he didn't say a word.
"Shimen scum scum, quickly return the peachwood sword," the big-breasted girl in the ancient style raised her long legs and pressed the chest of the fake Taoist priest fiercely.
Suddenly, the skirt slipped off the thighs, and the male classmates behind him took out tissues one after another.
"Brother, you can't admit defeat, hold on. ”
"Brother, you have to be a decent person before you die!"
"Our welfare depends on you. ”
The people who eat melons are enthusiastic, and they all support the fake Taoist priest to hold on, of course, this process is all wiping nosebleeds, and their eyes are locked on the perfect thighs.
"A bunch of perverts, they deserve to be single dogs," the voice of a passing female classmate came from behind him.
It was the curious Xia Yingying who spoke.
She quickly locked on a lewd figure, it was the weird honey-red Lu Xiaowu, who couldn't help but be even more disgusted.
"Brother, hold on, hold on," Lu Xiaowu also joined the fan camp of the fake Taoist, and didn't notice Xia Yingying passing by at all.
For a while, he was cheering for the fake Taoist priest.
This fake Taoist priest was really given great courage by his "fans".
"Don't say it, even if you kill me, I won't say it, I still have thousands of me when I die, some people are alive, he is dead, some people are dead, but he is still alive. ”
The people who eat melons give a thumbs up.
"Don't say it, I'll castrate you," the big-breasted girl in the ancient style shook her long sword and pointed at the crotch of the fake Taoist priest.
At this moment, the school's security guards rushed over, and they were stunned when they saw this amazing scenery.
Zhi Zhiwu took out the megaphone and said, "Sister paper, put away your chest, no! ”
……
In the end, the school security team came forward and took the two away, and everyone dispersed in a hurry.
After school in the afternoon, Lu Xiaowu rode his bicycle home alone, but suddenly at this moment, a lewd figure rushed out.
It was the false Taoist.
"Damn, why are you again?" Lu Xiaowu said in surprise.
"Good brother, it looks like we have a fairy fate, help me go. ”
The fake Taoist priest jumped into the back seat, and suddenly he heard a coquettish shout, embarrassed villain, I want your dog's life.
As soon as the words fell, it turned out to be the big-breasted girl in the ancient style who came up with a long sword, and the momentum was compelling.
"Wow, it's a long life!"
"Wow, it's a long life!"
Lu Xiaowu and the fake Taoist priest spoke in unison.
Lu Xiaowu exerted his strength to feed, and fled frantically on his bicycle.
Escaping back to the compound, Lu Xiaowu's only property, the bicycle, didn't dare to ask for it, so he ran home when he lost it, and the fake Taoist priest followed.
Xia Yingying, who was watering flowers in the yard, was stunned, looked out of the door in confusion, and then entered the house by herself.
"Nima, are you a ghost, why do you always follow me," Lu Xiaowu lay on the ground panting.
The fake Taoist priest covered his buttocks, and it was estimated that he had been pierced with a hole just now.
"Brother, this shows that we have a fairy fate. ”
"Immortal, your grandmother has a leg, get out of here, I don't want to be wiped out by that sister's paper. ”
The fake Taoist priest covered his buttocks and said bitterly, "Let me rest for a while, and I'll leave when I've rested enough." ”
"You took someone else's things, but you gave it back to her, it's just a broken peachwood sword, is life important?" Lu Xiaowu was puzzled.
Hearing this, the false Taoist priest cried.
He's messing with someone.
Who doesn't know that life is the most important thing.
"But I can't take it out," the false Taoist priest wanted to cry without tears.
"You lost it?"
"It's okay to lose it, and I can still find it, but the surprise is that the magic weapon has already recognized the master, if I let my sister know that the magic weapon has recognized the master, I will definitely be wiped out. ”
"What do you mean?" Lu Xiaowu was puzzled.
The fake Taoist priest took out his mobile phone and showed Lu Xiaowu a video.
It was the picture of Lu Xiaowu holding a peachwood sword and cooperating with the ghost suppression talisman on that day to stab Li Fugui's cheeks.
"Brother is this peach wood sword, this is our ancestral magic weapon of Longhu Mountain, ordinary people can't use its power, only the owner it recognizes, this girl was recognized by our Longhu Mountain's magic weapon by mistake. ”
Lu Xiaowu was stunned, Nima, he was actually recognized by a broken peachwood sword.
But after thinking about it, only Li Fugui knew that the women's clothing boss that day was himself.
"It's about Lao Tzu's. ”
"If I let my sister know that the magic weapon has recognized the master, it will definitely make me and that girl go up in ashes, and now it's too late for me to hide, wronged. ”
Lu Xiaowu was covered in cold sweat.
"It's so terrifying, it's gone, and I don't say that the women's clothing boss is myself. ”
"Brother, I got a hole in my buttocks, you can clean it up for me," the fake Taoist priest took off his pants, and there was blood all over them.
Lu Xiaowu sighed, in order to let this person leave quickly, he could only do it.
But just as he found the medical kit and was about to clean the wounds of the fake Taoist, the door opened.
"Lu Xiaowu, what are you two doing, ...... outside the door"
Xia Yingying hadn't finished speaking, only to see the fake Taoist priest with his bare buttocks, Lu Xiaowu was sitting on the fake Taoist priest's lap, and the two men looked confused.
", I didn't see anything, you go on!" the panicked Xia Yingying slammed the door.
Lu Xiaowu cried.
"It's over, jumping into the Yellow River can't be washed. ”
"It's not good, it's murderous!" The fake Taoist priest suddenly shuddered all over, and as soon as his voice fell, the door exploded with a bang.