…… So the poor road doesn't like to talk to you!(Spoof)
Shui Yousoul: "How old is Master this year?"
Xubai Dao Chief: "...... Can you ask the question differently so that you look very old!"
Shui Yousoul: "How old is Master this year?"
Xubai Dao Chief: "...... True white has been cultivating for many years, and common sense has forgotten, and people who cultivate the Tao do not ask about age, since they are far away from the world, everything is according to the Taoist calendar, and it is meaningless to ask about age again. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Besides, the author's various descriptions and portrayals are all about portraying Poor Dao as a handsome guy in his early twenties, so in her heart, Poor Dao is like this→_→"
Water Soul: "...... I really can't see it→_→ Besides, I'll tell you about science, and it can be seen from the author's various descriptions and portrayals that when you adopted me, you were a dad with full potential, and that quiet and dignified appearance didn't look like a child at all. ”
Xubai Dao Chief: "Poor Dao just wants to be a quiet beautiful man→_→"
Shui Yousoul: "I'm eighteen years old this year, in my early twenties, how did you adopt me when I was three years old→ _ →Twenty years ago, the old Taoist was not very kind, you avoided the problem because of the dilemma, Lin Lingsu was full of resentment and revenge, if you were in your early twenties, you were only one or two years old at that time, would you think...... So in any case, how can you be → young_→ don't think that good maintenance can hide the fact that you are at least thirty-five years old. ”
Xubai Dao Chang: "This Dao is only thirty-four, twenty years ago was only fourteen years old (Shui Yu Soul: but thirty-four has not yet ascended to immortal →_→), many things are a problem for yourself at that time, is it not the instinct of ordinary children to escape when troubled? You know a bird, even so, this Tao is also the first genius of Tianshui View, at the age of fifteen he was already a Taoist, such a precocious life is not comparable to you and other Taoist priests with very poor understanding→ _→ (Shui Yu Soul: Am I not also the first genius of Shushan, when did I become a very poor understanding...... Aren't you a genius, and what do you emphasize in general children's instincts →_→)"
Shui You's soul: "Although I call you Master, you have always treated me as your own son, will the person who picked me up at the age of sixteen treat me as your own son→_→"
Xubai Dao Chang: "This is in ancient times! It's normal to get married at the age of fifteen!"
Shui Yousoul: "If there are too many XXOO so early, you won't grow up, but it's not realistic to only have a child and wait until you're twenty years old to continue→_→"
Xubai Dao Chief: "...... It's not a question you should be obsessed with! And it's a thing! I've said it a hundred times!"
Water Soul: "Since you don't ask about age, why do you care so much about your youth and old →_→"
Xubai Dao Chief: "...... That's why I don't like to talk to you!
The truth that the soul of the water was driven down Shushan -
Xubai Daoist: There are four families at the foot of the mountain who need funding, why do you need to take fifty taels of silver, an extra one.
Liu Yat-sen: Uh...... (Oops, gotta find a justification for corruption)
Liu Yat-sen (far-fetched smile): Because ...... The amount of money in the bag is only five, ten, fifteen, twenty...... This number is related, and I have a sense of complete peace of mind~
Water Soul: ...... (Broken - out of an advanced stage of OCD)
Xubai Daochang: The apprentice still lives too superficially, the number is determined by people, and ten is a whole because there are only ten human fingers, and the number of human fingers is naturally born. However, this does not hinder people's consciousness and is affected, but you can't see through it, and naturally there are no rules and regulations, but people are susceptible to the phenomenon and are willing to be bound. Some cognition has its necessary value, while others are just mediocre people who cannot be extricated from the strange circle of mundane worldhood, which is only adding to their troubles. However, breaking through this shackles, you are still you, comfortable and brisk.
Liu Yat-sen: ...... It makes sense (I'm speechless...... )
Water Soul: But Master, according to this statement, the thatched toilet is also a shackle of the mortal world, you might as well return to an absolutely natural life like a pheasant and a duck, and break through the thatched toilet anytime and anywhere, it is also comfortable and brisk~
Void White Dao Chief: ...... So the poor road doesn't like to talk to you!Talk a lot~ The ability is not good for sophists, send you a word: Mad's mental retardation to the poor road!!
Water Soul: ......
[[Hold it!]]
Zhao Ji (laughs): "I want to follow Lin Lingsu to the land of mountains and rivers to find immortals, what is your opinion?"
Xubai Dao Chief: "Your Majesty!"
Zhao Ji: "Hold on!"
Void White Daoist: "......"
Shui Yousoul: "Master is terrible, words and deeds are always a 360° turn, and if it continues like this, it must be a split personality." ”
Void White Daoist (smiles): "Have an opinion?"
"Hold on!"
Water Soul: "......"
[[Spoiler Lines]]
"I'm narrow-minded, I'm selfish, I don't know the Tao? You have practiced for more than 70 years, and the way you have realized is to exchange your innocent life for your noble name!
The apprentices you brought out are all insensitive, well-dressed beasts! What am I to you, and what right do you have to exchange my death for the lives of those people, the so-called fairness in your mouth?
You are too self-righteous, you can sacrifice anything for the world, even if you are cut by a thousand knives, but you can't forcibly take the lives of others, no matter how noble the reason, you can't!
I will thank you, only the people who have been saved by my death, who only thinks about themselves and those around them, who understands my sorrow......
Have you ever asked me, a drop in life, have you ever respected an innocent person's choice of his life? What is the place of noble and pure cultivation without quarrel with the world......
I hate you, I hate everyone who is numb and cold-eyed, I hate that coward! Today, you'd better kill me, otherwise, I'll make you look at sinners all day long and regret it for the rest of your life!"
―――――― Lin Lingsu
"I am not qualified to teach you a lesson, nor am I qualified to stop you, but I don't want you to hurt the innocent too much for money and become the person I hated the most, let alone you to drive yourself to a dead end step by step.
Hatred closes the door in your heart, you have wasted ten years of life for hatred, but things are not people, past grievances have turned into dust, leaving you and me alone and obsessed, and those who can't let go will one day become smoke......
It's enough, you can stop, if my death can save everything, if you turn back and kill me at this moment, I have no complaints. ”
―――――― Shushan Daoist Zhang Xubai (male master)
[[Unrelated: Through the cultivation of true common sense YY under the Myojin Sect]]
Those whose bodies die and whose souls are sublimated are not called immortals, but gods...... No wonder in ancient times, the corresponding nickname for the Emperor of Xiuxian was only "God" and no Immortal, because those emperors eventually died, and the royal family thought that the soul had soared 23333 (in fact, the hobby of "God" is very exquisite, with both positive and derogatory meanings, and it is not simply applicable to the expression of 'strange power and chaos' and the like--)
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