☆ Spoof a certain plot: Master Dirt!!☆

Lin Lingsu: "They gave Ben Dao one hundred taels of gold, you give one hundred and fifty taels, Ben Dao will stop⊙▽⊙"

Shui You's Soul: "You marry the money, forget it! I only have the dark paper here, and you will need it soon." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Xubai Dao Chang: "After being an apprentice for so many years, I don't know how to deal with things at all, so I will hand it over to me to deal with." (with a serious face)"

casually threw out 10,000 taels of silver tickets: "Give me the demon slayer family!"

Water Soul: "...... What about the Taoist principles that are good?!The festival has been dropped along with the silver ticket!!...... The disciples of Shushan are all dead and waiting to be revived, and you disdain fame and fortune, where did you get so much money?!"

Xubai Dao Chang (to finger): "⊙▽⊙ this ......"

Not so long ago -

Xubai Dao Chief: "What is the important matter for Your Majesty to summon the poor Dao?"

The emperor: "Xubai, you came just in time, this newly opened restaurant wine can be described as the best in the world, come and drink it happily, don't get drunk and don't return!"

Xubai Dao Chief: "Still can't ...... Your Majesty can't be so willful, and you have to pay attention to your body......"

The emperor: "You might as well bet on the amount of alcohol today, if I get drunk first, this ten thousand taels is yours!"

Xubai Dao Chang: "Your Majesty, as the so-called money is taken in a good way, the poor road doesn't care about money, but the poor way cares about winning or losing, in order to teach Your Majesty a painful lesson." ”

The emperor: "Eh, where did you get the amount of alcohol from a Taoist priest who doesn't drink often, and you have the courage to speak wildly, compared to it!"

An hour later, the emperor was completely put down, and he pointed at the Taoist chief in a drowsy voice: "This is not scientific! This is not scientific......

Xubai Dao Chief: "Since Your Majesty has lost, then follow the gambling agreement......"

……

Shui You's Soul: "What the hell!!! You've been eyeing other people's money for a long time!"

Lin Lingsu: "(Tweeter) The chief of Shushan Dao saw Qian Yankai and participated in gambling!" was stabbed from behind......

Xubai Dao Chief: "You know too much~." ~”

Water Soul: "......"

☆ Spoof a certain plot: When Ah Li's brain is broken, the male protagonist is possessed by a stuffy oil bottle ☆

"If you don't want to see him, come with me. With a faint sound, the water soul appeared in front of her.

She walked a long distance behind Shui You, and Shui Yousoul suddenly stopped: "Go straight to a fork in the road, turn west." ”

Shen Lijue: "That ......"

Water Soul: "......?"

Shen Lijue: "Where is the West?"

Water Soul: "...... (Pointing in the direction of the setting sun in the west, with a depressed face)"

"Spoof: The black man with a negative emotional intelligence is the real big boss"

The plague god grabbed the Void White Dao Chief: "Take another step forward, and he will die!"

Xubai Daoist (with a serious face): "Don't worry about me!"

Without saying a word, a long sword flew out and pierced through the plague god......

Plague God: "......"

Xubai Dao Chief: "...... Ahhh

Water Soul: "Didn't you tell me to leave it alone......=="

Xubai Dao Chang: "Do you understand the bloody drama jokes, QAQ generally says don't care about me, it means save me! Because the protagonist will definitely say, no, I won't leave you alone!"

Water Soul: "You're superficial—." -The righteousness you keep saying is finally coming true today, and you have to sacrifice your teacher for the sake of the world. (Recovered with a sad face)"

Xubai Dao Chief: "T_T turned out to be so moved by the teacher...... Eh, you conscienceless thing!!QAQ"

Shui Yu Soul (spread hands): "No way, Su Su said that he was too lazy to fill in the pits, all the redundant characters were neat, and there were too many loopholes in life-." -”

Su Su: "Void White Dao Chang, this naked series 23333 if you don't pretend to be forced to die"

[Speaking of the Void White Dao when he was young-]

Old Taoist: "For the teacher, you stared at one of the pages of "Zhuangzi" yesterday thoughtfully, what you read, translate it and listen to it." ”

Xubai: "It's "Zhuangzi: The Theory of Things", uh...... I don't know if Zhuang Zhou became a butterfly in his dream, or if a butterfly became Zhuang Zhou in his dream......"

The old Taoist patted his head: "It's over, my apprentice's brain is broken...... I'm actually studying this kind of egg pain. What kind of is talking all day long, what butterfly does a big man think, I still want to become a big peng!"

Confession: "Didn't you ask me to translate it...... (Eyes of contempt)"

Old Daoist: "Then you should translate and listen to it!"

Void: "......"

Xubai suddenly got up, his eyes full of contempt: "There will be no time in the future!" turned around and brushed his sleeves away......

Old Daoist: "This, this, this...... What's going on?!"

[[Su Su comes with God Spitting]]

I suddenly want to complain about my book-_-||In history, King Cai was older than King Duan, but in my book, King Cai was nine years younger than King Duan, that is, when King Duan was 18 years old, King Cai was only 9 years old...... Duanwang bullied a little kid nine years younger than himself all day long⊙ ⊙

[[Susu's explanation of 'pits are healthier']]

Lin Lingsu: "You are good, even if you splash the bad sewage in death?!This way has provoked you, so extreme, that void white is a white lotus!"

Su Su: "In the setting, the Xubai Taoist represents the ideological beliefs of Taoism, and many beliefs in Taoism are actually more noble than many people imagine, but not many people can do them all. ”

Lin Lingsu: "That's idealization! Can you still do it all?! Great god or lotus essence?!"

Su Su: "Anyway, there is nothing wrong with having such a upright character, only Xubai is the most like a Taoist." ”

[[Susu's explanation of 'pits are healthier']]

It's okay to complain about the gods, don't complain about the male protagonist's sullen belly, black and stinky Taoist priest named Mao's own teaching "Yin Soul Sect" ⊙▽⊙

The male protagonist is a soul of water (pretending to be forced at 45 ° ∠ looking up at the sky): I don't know that this is all providence......

Rain God: Poof!!(vomiting blood) Liar ghosts, even gods are pitted......

▽ ⊙to explain the ⊙technique of going into the water to save the soul� at first it was the failure of the control technique, the water attacked people, and then the new technique (shaped like a blood-colored water ball) failed, and the fire attacked oneself.

I hope that by the time of the battle with the demon slayer family in the near future, the spell settings of several important characters of the Yin Soul Sect will not be forgotten by me⊙▽⊙

At last...... It's okay to complain about Shenma.,Don't complain about the male owner's name⊙▽⊙ The male owner belongs to "born".,There's no name.,Xubai Dao Chang also intuitively felt that he was "born".,So I didn't let him follow his surname.,Although I've always treated him as my own son.。

The way the water flows, so the whole meaning is: the soul of flowing water. The surname is Shui, because the Taoist chief found him by the water, and it has the meaning of "good as water".

So according to the idea, the name is "Water Soul", but except for the heroine and the Taoist, no one knows the meaning of his name, so he takes "Water" as his surname and "Soul" as his name, in fact, it doesn't matter how he calls it, because he doesn't have a surname.

Therefore, the "soul" of the "Yin Soul Sect" is also taken from Shui You's own name, and it was he who came up with his name. As for yin...... (Further down--)

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