The opening of the first chapter of slapstick

"Wandering, this is a mutation! Definitely a mutation!" was the first thing Reimu said to me. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

I put down the scythe I was making, which symbolized the peasant class, and touched Reimu's head.

"Didn't your head burn out?" I said.

"You've just burned out your head!" Reimu said, holding my hand away. "Frequent banquets are an absolute anomaly-level disaster. ”

"You're really going to find Yonglin to take a look, who has nothing to do to launch a mutation to have a banquet. Besides, what's the harm of having a banquet?"

"It's a big deal. "Reimu actually made a rare reason with me, "If you think about it, if people hold banquets, they will delay farming, it will lead to poor harvests, it will lead to famine, and it will 。。。。。。。。。 ”

"Alright, alright. I hurriedly interrupted Reimu's extremely high-level remarks, "Let's just call it a mutation, and then what?"

"You're going to solve it?!" Reimu yelled, "Now that the Hakurei Shrine has started a banquet again, it's good to kill the mastermind." "It's as if Reimu is the client who needs to solve the mutation.

"Then why did you call me there? Aren't you an expert in anomaly resolution?"

"That's when you know exactly where the mutation is happening... Reimu's tone was a little empty at the moment.

"Didn't you say Hakurei Shrine?"

Reimu said a reason that wasn't a reason: "They all look like masterminds, how can I fight"

I replied, "All of them are like masterminds, then you can defeat them one by one." ”

Reimu's expression froze, as if for a moment she thought it was a good idea, and then she gave it up the second second. After all, this kind of thing is too dangerous.

"That's so tiring. I don't want it. ”

Who made you the chengguan? Of course, I don't dare to say that.

"Fusion Wandering, you can solve the mutation for me!" I could probably guess what her next sentence would be when the Hirori witch said this.

"Otherwise, I'll tear down your shop. ”*2

You know you're going to say that.

At this time, you must not be cowardly. Otherwise, she will still be threatened in the future.

Besides, I'd rather be beaten by Reimu than solve the mutation, God knows who is behind it。。。。。? Rather than solving the mutation, it is better to write a suicide note first and then commit suicide

"Do you really want to fight me?" I made it clear again, but I didn't give in to show my toughness, "Even if you tear down my shop, I won't help you solve the change!"

Lingmeng's word "you" was said for a long time, and he couldn't hold back a word.

Reimu glanced at the shop behind me and was stunned for a moment, as if she had come up with an excellent idea. Of course, the word "excellent" in her dictionary is synonymous with the word "finished" in my dictionary.

"I'll leave the shrine to them to clean up after themselves, I'll live here. "Reimu Hakurei patrols my house with a sense of ownership, as if swearing her ownership of "my" house. Read this, note the affiliation of the house.

"Aren't you going to solve the mutation?"

"What are you going to do, why do you want to solve the mutation when you have a place to live?" Hakuri Reimu had a smug look on her face, as if she wanted to show that she had thought of an extremely witty method.

"If you don't solve the anomaly, what will happen to the people in the village who delay the farming? What should we do if the price of grain rises? What should we do if there is a famine? "I bounced back what Reimu had just said.

"What does it have to do with me? Purple won't let me starve to death anyway. Reimu waved her hand and lay down in "my" rocking chair. Read this, note the affiliation of the rocking chair.

Those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, and the people or demons who are with Yakumo Zi have become undisciplined.

Hakurei Reimu, a good person, is wasted like this.

"So what the hell do you want?" I asked, "I won't let you go until you solve the mutation Yakumo." ”

"Then you have to know where the mastermind of the mutation is? I don't even know where the mastermind of the mutation is. Anyway, it's not a big deal, but this thing is pretty comfortable to lie down. Reimu's ability to accept new things is still very strong, and it didn't take long for me to learn the correct way to use "my" rocking chair. Read this, note the affiliation of the rocking chair.

"Reimu Hiroshi. "I feel like I really want to say something.

"In. ”

"I think there's a limit to shamelessness. ”

"Yes, taught. ”

"But alas, your cheeks are beyond that limit. ”

"Oh, thanks for the compliment. ”

Damn, I'm, for the first time in my life, I've lost to someone on the lower limit. I really still have to cultivate my face.

"You two have a great time talking here. Yakumo opened a gap in our heads, stuck her head out, and said to us.

"Lord Zi, you can't blame me for not solving the mutation in Reimu. ”

"I've heard what you just said. Yakumo Zi hated that iron was not made of steel and sighed and said, "This time you both have to solve the anomaly. Because the mastermind of the mutation is a little difficult to do. ”

"In other words, Zi, you know who the mastermind of the mutation is?" said Reimu nonchalantly. It seems that she wants to spend time in a rocking chair more than solve the anomaly.

"As you can probably guess, Reimu is going to get up and solve the mutation. Yakumo took out a small toy hammer and smashed it on Reimu's head.

"Got it, got it. How do we find out the culprit of the mutation?" said Reimu reluctantly.

Seeing that Reimu was dreaming, Yakumo put away the hammer and said, "This mutation should be done by a ghost who likes to be lively." ”

"Are there ghosts in this world?" I wondered, but Gensokyo is a place that is not bound by common sense, so I am relieved to think that there are ghosts.

"Absolutely. Okay, that's all I have to say. By the way, ghosts love to win, and they will haunt lively places. One last tip, don't get drunk anymore. After saying that, Yakumo Zi disappeared.

What do you mean by "get drunk again", as if I was drunk a lot. Oh yes, I seem to have been really drunk a few times lately. Be sure to pay attention this time.

But I suddenly remembered something, and turned to Reimu, "That's right, Reimu." What happens if you deliberately delay the resolution of the anomaly?"

Believe me, since Reimu is such a lazy person, she must have the vice of procrastination.

Reimu shuddered, "It's only once, and it's a scene I'll never forget in my life." ”

It is estimated that he was educated by Yakumo Purple.

"It seems that I can't hide, let's go, let's solve the mutation. ”

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ps2: I'm actually filling in the hole last October...

PS3: I'd like to say sorry to the "glass-colored starry sky" here, I only saw your reply today。。。。。 While I don't quite agree with you, I would like to say thank you for your advice. I'll improve.