Chapter 2: Life is like a play, all about acting skills

When we arrived at Hakurei Shrine, the banquet had already started for a long time. The www.biquge.info banquet in the pen "Fun" Pavilion is probably one of the few entertainment for the monsters. Well, you can count the bottles on the floor to see how much they drank.

It's really difficult to find the mastermind of the mutation in such a chaotic place. I think Miss Reimu Hakurei thinks the same way.

"Reimu, do you have any great ideas?" I asked Reimu beside me.

"I don't know. It's too hard to find that guy right now. In my opinion, it is better to draw it out than to find out. Reimu analyzed earnestly. It seems that the leisurely tea-making life did not reduce her IQ to zero and below. At least she wouldn't say something stupid like asking one by one.

"Yakumo said that ghosts like to fight and be lively, should we create a few conflicts?"

"That's what I thought, too. Reimu gladly accepted the idea.

"Then I wish you good luck. "Joke, I don't dare to be set on fire by a bunch of monsters.

"I don't want to go. I'm more familiar with the yokai here. As soon as the shady curtain appears, I can find out immediately. There is no substitute for me. Reimu emphasized here the reason why he couldn't go.

"No, no, no。。。。。 ”

So the two of us argued for a long time about who was cannon fodder. Until....

"Why do we have to be cannon fodder ourselves?" I said to break the deadlock.

"What?"

"We could have a ring tournament like that. Everyone fights together, and the final winner will go head-to-head with you. Then the Wise Martial Reimu easily solved the mutation. This is something that you and I and even Yakumo Purple like to see, isn't that good?"

"Ah, yes. I didn't expect it to be easy to get rid of your brain at a critical moment~" Reimu happily agreed, and then asked, "Then how can you guarantee that they can participate?"

This sentence is so true, as the saying goes, if you want to detonate a barrel of gunpowder, you must first find the lead. Dominoes also need to start with the first card.

"Then Reimu, you go and get their attention, and let them fight with you alone. ”

“。。。。。 I'm no different from cannon fodder. ”

, I was seen through. It's a shame.

"Then I'll do it. "I took the job.

Of course, I didn't want to take the initiative to taunt, but 。。。。。

"Wenwen, you're here. "I found a journalist who had been in the dust for a long time. At this moment, Shotimaru was drinking and drinking.

"It's free, what's there?"

"Want to make big news?"

As soon as he heard this, he immediately woke up: "What big news did you get?"

Cut, paparazzi. Suppressing the disdain in my heart, I said to Shotimaru Wen, "Here's the thing. I glanced at Marisa and Alice who were drinking in the distance, and the book girl who was peeping at them through the book, "Didn't you notice that Marisa, Alice, and Pache had an abnormal relationship?"

"I knew it, but they didn't admit it to each other, and there was no obvious evidence that there was anything between the three of them... ”

"But they sent spies to each other to spy on each other. "I'll put a sentence here first to get Guan Xiwen's attention.

"What do you mean by that?" I saw that I had a pen and paper in my hand at the moment, and I could say it with confidence.

"After the Red Devil mutation, Pache entrusted me with an investigation。。。。。。 Who knew there would be an Alice halfway through, but Marisa was my friend. How can I 。。。。。。 Later Alice 。。。。。 "I falsified everything I had experienced.

"Oh~ It looks like we can make a big news. "Wenwen's writing speed is not covered, and after I finished speaking, her general framework opinions were written.

"By the way, Wenwen, can this thing be sent out before the banquet, after all, the news still has to be time-sensitive. "Nonsense, what's the point of starting a conflict in the absence of a shady scene?

"That's fine, but what's in it for you?"

"Uh-, it was actually Purple-sama who asked me to do it, and Purple-sama really wanted to make Gensokyo a little more interesting. "I was in a hurry to bring out Yakumo Murasaki to talk about things, and I put on a malicious smile to show that I was as evil as Yakumo Murasaki to show that we had the same purpose.

"Oh, that's right. Don't worry, bet on Gensokyo's fastest name, and the newspaper will be printed in an hour. After Wenwen finished speaking, the whole person disappeared, with a gust of updraft.

"Hey, hey, sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight. "I went back to the banquet.

I'm so bad 23333333

Although there is a risk that things will go viral, we still take the first premise of solving the anomaly.

The speed of the shooting pill was really not covered, and everyone at the banquet received the newspaper an hour later. The latest Wenwen Daily. There was a full page of news on it - Marisa's harema history.

As soon as this news came out, it immediately aroused strong onlookers from the masses who did not know the truth. I'm afraid it's Marisa who gets the most annoyed.

"You purple bean sprouts actually sent a spy to drive a wedge between me and Marisa!"

"Didn't you send a spy to investigate me too?!" It seems that they still don't know that the spy is the same person. It seems that Wenwen's newspaper still has a lot of face if my name is not written, otherwise I would really become cannon fodder.

The two of them changed from the initial quarrel to the use of spell cards, and at this time they needed to add another fire.

"Miss, let me tell you, that Alice guy is simply presumptuous. Bullying your librarian is bullying you, this is slapping you in the face。。。。。。。 ”

"Sister Hong, Huiyin, how can Patchouli do such a thing to hurt Alice's feelings? What kind of person Alice is? What a good person she is, she brings her own puppets to perform every month, entertaining us public。。。。。 Do you believe that the newspaper is making up nonsense? In my opinion, Pache was caught doing something and wanted to pull Alice into the water at this moment。。。。。。 ”

So the originally harmonious banquet was messed up by me. The banquet was directly divided into two factions. One faction is led by the Red Devil Pavilion to support Patchouli, and the other faction is led by Mei Hong Huiyin and others to support Alice.

What a show.

"Hey, Wandering, what are you going to do if you make such a mess of my shrine?" said Hakurei Reimu with a dark face.

Suddenly, I felt a murderous aura surging from me.

“。。。。。。 ”

Damn, forget the most terrible chengguan.

PS: Ideas are gushing, and I feel that this chapter is written very smoothly. So here's the question, I still don't want to pass the end of the term...