The whole auditorium erupted in laughter, and the wise, sunny, humorous, and positive Gege returned.

Graduation is imminent, and everyone is still worried about what kind of pathos he will do, which is too vulgar.

In the season of sentimentality, why make matters worse, isn't it good for everyone to get together and disperse?

Tears are a sign of a weak person or a tragic figure.

Don't be a weakling, and don't be a tragic figure.

"Gege. ”

"Gege. ”

The classmates shouted.

Gege's speech was really exciting, and everyone suddenly had a feeling that they couldn't help but laugh when they saw Gege.

"Graduation is imminent, the past is one after another, I don't know how many people are looking forward to a better tomorrow, and I don't know how many people are nostalgic for yesterday, but I know that at this age of burning youth, everyone is thinking more, the world is so big, I want to go and see, white light in the future, not the past. So I don't think many of you will realize that this is a huge watershed in your life, and you are all full of ambition and high spirits to save the world. Su Yu talked eloquently on stage, he didn't have a manuscript, and he didn't need a manuscript.

A typo in the great family, later generations can only say that it is a fake word, not a typo.

Even if Su Yu didn't have any literary brilliance in this speech, it was also a beautiful word.

However, although the speech had just begun, the students had been impressed by Su Yu's wisdom and humor.

Because that's all the wisdom of his "creation zào", which is not available in this world.

Looks scary and is ridiculed as making a grimace, and looking ugly is said to grow willfully, which is not a precedent and initiative of Chinese wisdom.

In his previous life, the resignation letter with the sentence "The world is so big, I want to see it" was hailed as "the most sentimental resignation letter in history, there is no one". was used here by Su Yu, and the effect was not so perfect, but it was already amazing.

Su Yu's next sentence made the audience laugh.

"I would like to say a word to my classmates who are ambitious and complacent. Su Yu looked at the classmates with smiles on their faces under the stands: "When I was a child, I dreamed that I could save the world when I grew up. When I grew up, I realized that the whole world couldn't save me. ”

"Haha......"

This sentence directly made the students burst out laughing.

Gege's speech is classic, no one has heard these witty sentences of his.

A smile of relief appeared on the faces of the teachers. Principal Song also nodded secretly, and Su Yu did not disappoint everyone.

His last speech at school was nearly three years ago, and he scolded Japan so much that his classmates were hearty and enthusiastic.

This speech has only been around for less than two minutes. When the classmates were about to be sad, they were laughed by him, and the laughter basically did not stop.

The staff of the media who were lucky enough to enter the auditorium were excited, and they were really powerful.

This video is back on the Internet, and the click-through rate must be off the charts.

That's right.

These media were worried about Su Yu's willfulness before, so they said a word or two.

Now, great, he doesn't seem to have any intention of stopping, and wants to go on at length.

Truly. Su Yu continued: "I just want to tell everyone that you must recognize the reality and don't think that you are the pride of the sky, and you are a person who does great things as soon as you go out. I can't bear this kind of person, I have to resist it. ”

Su Yu pointed to the audience, his expression was very disdainful, and everyone was amused by him again.

"Speaking of which, I remembered that I traveled to Xidan some time ago. Su Yan looked angry.

"Poof~"

Everyone laughed, travel?

Xidan is in Yandu. It is a lot of Yan metropolitan area.

The National University is in Yandu, from here to Xidan, take the subway for more than half an hour, that is also called tourism?

Is it good to call it shopping?

Su Yu really didn't seem to understand that he had said the wrong words. Suddenly, he stared at the audience, as if someone was correcting him, but in fact, there was no such thing at all.

"Oh, that's not called tourism, it's called shopping. Su Yu suddenly realized: "Okay, then it's called shopping." I went shopping in Xidan and wanted to go to Xidan Book Building to buy a book to read. There is a sculpture of the book at the entrance of the Xidan Book Building. Before I even went in, I saw someone scribbling on the sculpture. I can't bear it, this is the uncivilized phenomenon of tourism. ”

The classmates and teachers listened carefully, believing that this was a burden, and the material was below.

"I am very saddened, this is the paradise of the literati, which contains su zhì and self-cultivation. I can't stand it, I resist them. Su Yan said angrily and rolled up his sleeves.

Here's the material.

Su Yu seemed to be holding a pen, and there was a wall in front of him, and he said angrily while drawing: "Comrade, this is your fault, how your parents educated you, how your teachers taught you, stinky and shameless." ”

"Poof~"

"Puff~"

Everyone laughed, and I rubbed it, and there were those who resisted like this.

"After buying the books, I went back to school. I had to take the bus back to school, and I couldn't bear to get on the bus. Su Yu was full of indignation: "An eldest sister will come up in a while, with a big belly." But no one gave up their seats on the bus, you say it's annoying. I was so angry that I couldn't sit still. ”

"Poof~"

The students at the bottom are overturned, so you have a seat.

Nima, is this still a speech, a live talk show, talking about one-man cross talk.

Everyone was deceived by the literary title of "I Want to Talk to the World".

Selling dog meat on a sheep's head wow.

"At this time, the eldest sister standing next to me said to me, don't you know that I am pregnant?" Su Yu's eyes widened and he said nervously, "It's not mine." ”

"Puff~"

"Haha......"

Even the school leaders couldn't help laughing, what kind of graduation speech is this, it simply subverts the outlook on life.

However, such a speech is indeed only possible for Su Yu.

After a few years in college, I came from afar happily and left happily, which is fine.

Many of the girls blushed with laughter, and Gege turned out to be such a hooligan.

"But it wasn't mine, and I finally gave up my seat. Su Yan was righteous and awe-inspiring, and said very arrogantly.

The crowd laughed.

Su Yu continued: "I can't bear it anymore after giving up my seat. There are everyone on the bus, some people are talking loudly, some people are making loud noises, some people are wearing headphones to listen to songs, you can listen to it, and sing it. What kind of song, I'll sing it to everyone. ”

The audience was amused and felt that it was definitely not an ordinary song, and pricked up their ears.

"Ah, the fifth ring, you have one more ring than the fourth ring.

Ah, the five rings, you have one less ring than the six rings. ”

Su Yan sang solemnly.

"Poof~"

What a broken song, isn't this nonsense, is it that the fifth ring is one hundred and eighty rings more than the fourth ring? ten rings and eight rings less than the sixth ring?

But it's a good melody.

Su Yu complained: "What kind of world is this, I travel to delight my spirit and cultivate my sentiments." ”

"Poof~"

Still traveling?

The crowd laughed.

Su Yu said depressedly: "After returning to school, I was very depressed, I went to the toilet to squat in the pit, chatted with the cockroach inside, and trampled to death after talking, it knew too much." ”

The auditorium erupted in loud laughter, and everyone leaned forward and backward with laughter. (To be continued.) )