"Stepping on the dead cockroach came out, I felt that I couldn't get rid of the accumulation in my heart, so I talked to my girlfriend and confided in it. Su Yu said seriously.

Everyone couldn't stop laughing, the title and beginning were originally a good graduation speech, but it was pulled into a single cross talk and talk show in a few words.

What to step on the dead cockroach, what to talk to a girlfriend, everyone no longer believes Su Yu's nonsense.

But everyone just likes to listen to it, I'll rub it, Su Yu said that solo cross talk and talk shows, this level can be on the Spring Festival Gala.

What are the language programs of the Spring Festival Gala, too conservative and too unbright, the whole group of people are pretending to be monkeys, but when the audience is a monkey, what about playing monkeys?

"As soon as I confided in my girlfriend, she talked about me again, saying that my mother was not good enough. Su Yan became a little gentle, and said hatefully: "I was in a hurry, quarreled with my girlfriend, tried to justify, and in the end, I cried angrily." ”

"Poof~"

Everyone laughed and said no, I quarreled with my girlfriend, my girlfriend was fine, but you started crying yourself.

"My girlfriend comforted me for a long time, saying that I was a real man and that I wouldn't cry anymore. Su Yu said proudly.

Everyone laughed again, and it was shameless.

Not long after he was proud, Su Yu's brows wrinkled again, and he said dissatisfiedly: "Actually, you don't know, girls nowadays are too noisy, and they are not happy at every turn. I told my girlfriend about this, and she said that now there is a new three and four virtues. Sannever was considerate, never gentle, and never reasonable. ”

The audience was already excited, and the more I listened, the more excited I became.

"This is Gege's live show mode. "Many students were very excited, and some people watched Su Yu's live show.

", it turns out that Gege is broadcast live like this, I would have watched it if I said it earlier. Made, that's wonderful. No, I'll have to flip through the videos that Gege used to broadcast live when I go back. ”

"I missed out on so many wonderful things. ”

"Gege shelled the stick, bombed little Japan, you haven't seen it, that's the end. ”

"Don't say it. Listen well. ”

“……”

Some students couldn't help but talk to each other.

On the stage, Su Yan continued to talk: "When it comes to the four virtues, I'm even more angry, and my girlfriend can't say it." You can't beat, you can't scold, you can't provoke. Do you say I'm easy?"

"Sometimes my girlfriend is inexplicably unhappy, and I can't coax it. I'll just stay on the side. And then, oh my god. didn't coax her, she said I didn't care about her, and asked me to admit my mistakes. I refused, and she said that as a big man, can't you say sorry? Can't you say sorry? I saw that it really should, so I quickly made a statement and said 'I'm sorry'. But guess what she said?" Su Yu looked extremely depressed.

Everyone looked at Su Yan and wanted to know what his "girlfriend" said.

Su Yu said: "She said, just say sorry and it's over? Then what else does the world need the police to do." ”

"Poof~"

Everyone burst out laughing, they all rose to this point, how could there be such a cute girlfriend who was so unreasonable.

However, Su Yu said: "No. I just broke up, and I couldn't go on. ”

There was a boo from below.

Su Yu snapped his fingers and said, "It's not okay if you don't break up, she dislikes me too much, and she thought I was ugly at first." ”

"Yo!"

Everyone laughed, if you want to say that Su Yu is ugly, everyone in the audience is good-looking.

Su Yu continued: "I have to explain it to her! I said dear, I am not ugly, I said that you have never seen ugly. ”

Yes?

Everyone looked at Su Yan.

"I've seen ugly people, but I've never seen you so ugly, and at first glance it's ugly. It's uglier when you look closely. You say that the mouth of this speaker is bad. Su Yan looked very sad and exclaimed: "I was in a hurry at the time! I am not ugly, I am called bad, there is an old saying that is good! Men are not bad, women are not loved." Besides, don't you women like this kind of bad-looking man? ”

The audience erupted in laughter again, the peat is a classic joke, no one has ever heard of it.

It's so talented.

Girls in college generally rarely worship a boy, because they are no longer simple junior high school students and high school students, but Su Yu makes them have a sense of worship.

Su Yu said sadly: "My girlfriend said. Yes, we women like this kind of bad man, but we don't like bad men. ”

"Poof~"

I don't know how many students present laughed and broke their stomachs, and their stomachs hurt so much.

really has such a girlfriend, and it's really hurtful and annoying to speak.

But it's so cute.

Su Yan changed her face, and said with some satisfaction: "Later, she finally didn't think I was ugly." ”

But in the next second, he said depressedly: "She thinks I'm uneducated and don't have a common language with her." She wanted me to develop a little common hobby with her. Okay, I'm cultivating. She likes to watch TV series, and I also watch them together, she loves to watch Zhen Huan's biography, and I also watch them together. ”

it, the advertisement is here, and the students laughed.

"The Legend of Zhen Huan" is a work of Nian Nujiao Company.

Su Yu talked eloquently: "My girlfriend loves to read, in order to make me appear literate, I also need to read books." Khan, but don't mention reading, don't mention reading books and don't get angry, and I get angry when I mention reading books. I was reading at home that day, and the Kangxi Emperor of the Qing Dynasty made great achievements when he was 23 years old, and he had been killed three times, how could I not be angry? Alas, I balanced. ”

"Poof~"

Hi. What a mentality of this.

The audience laughed again, clutching their stomachs.

"Good. ”

"Good. ”

A lot of people coaxed and applauded, this graduation speech is so powerful, haha.

Su Yan said in frustration again: "Later, my girlfriend finally didn't think I was uneducated, and I didn't think I had anything else, and I didn't have money." Alas, she doesn't have to worry about me if she doesn't have money! Rely on my dad, can I have money if my dad doesn't have money?"

Daddy is here.

Everyone laughed and looked at Su Yu on the stage.

Su Yu said: "My friend advised me not to think nonsense, and to do my internship and work in a down-to-earth manner. Speaking of internships and work, my classmates have all had them, but I couldn't find an internship job opportunity! How difficult it is to find a job now, many companies don't give you a way to live, and you need work experience at every turn. ”

Many students have a deep understanding that when they find a job as an intern, those comic companies want them to have internship experience.

Su Yu said angrily: "This can make me anxious, many companies don't give me a way to live in interviews, the interviewer is too angry, I went to a company that day, it's all good, and in the end, the interviewer's debut question almost didn't make me angry, what did he say, let him remember me in the shortest possible time, I pondered this simple." I walked up to him and snapped a big mouth. Hmph, do you guess he remembers me?"

There was a loud burst of laughter from below, I rubbed it, can I not remember this, but remember is remember, and the work must be gone. (To be continued.) )