858.Get out of here (ask for recommendation votes)
Lu Xun said that fat people are more desperate for their lives.
As soon as the fat boy flew out, he immediately threw away the slingshot handle and stuffed it into his pocket, but the projectile didn't know where it flew to, and the hornets swarmed as usual.
The group rolled their eyes wildly, and Ao Xiaojun shouted: "Fat man, you're afraid of a fart, be reliable." ”
The fat boy's sneering voice sounded muffled from the helmet: "The raincoat is too thick, which affects the feel, forgive me, this time I will get it." ”
'Whoosh', another projectile flew out, and the slingshot was thrown away again.
The hornet's nest is still unscathed.
The fat boy was embarrassed, and quickly explained: "This and this, the helmet obstructs the line of sight......"
"Forget it, I'll go, give me a raincoat, just one. Ao Xiaojun walked over angrily.
The sun was very hot, and they stood outside the woods, but there was no shade at all, and they were sunburned like two hundred and five.
Everyone looked at Ao Xiaojun with hopeful anticipation, and Ao Xiaojun shouted: "Houyi shoots the sun!"
Still didn't hit!
"No bullets!"
Didn't hit!
"A hundred steps through Yang!"
Ao Muyang couldn't help it, and shouted, "Are you here to learn idioms or to play slingshots?"
The fat boy also muttered dissatisfiedly: "Brother, you save a little, don't you need money for projectiles?"
Ao Xiaojun threw away the slingshot stupidly and said, "I haven't used this, I'm not skilled, forget it, look at me, go to you!"
As he spoke, he ran, rushing up and punching the hive.
The beehive is very large, it looks heavy and stable, but it just looks like Ao Xiaojun punched up, and the hive was suddenly beaten like a sandbag twice, and then a gold mountain fell down!
"Boom!" There was a muffled sound, and I don't know how many wasps flew out of the hive, and these big golden bees gathered into a swarm, like a golden cloud rising suddenly.
Zhu Zhu muttered: "The sixth sense of the woman told me that things are going to be in trouble!"
Ao Muyang gasped, even if he was well-informed, he had never seen such a scene.
A group of children were stunned, and Ao Xiaoniu yelled: "Why are you stunned?
"Run!" the children turned around and ran angrily.
Ao Muyang also wanted to run, but he couldn't run around, he patted Ao Xiaoniu's shoulder and said, "You take the big guy to the lake, remember, be careful not to fall." ”
This is the edge of the mountain forest, the road condition is relatively good, a little down is the flat land, there are not many real mountain roads.
He had to check on Ao Xiaojun and the fat boy, but Ao Xiaojun resisted the toss, he was stunned to kill a bloody way out of the swarm, and ran out slowly.
Ao Muyang was startled when he saw him running out, and shouted, "What are you doing?"
Ao Xiaojun held the fallen beehive in his arms, the swarm of bees surrounded his body like a dark cloud, a swarm of crazy wasps buzzed towards him, and the dark black raincoat crackled as if it had been smashed by hail.
"Uncle Xiaoyang, you go first, I'll lure the bees away. The boy's voice was dull and firm, like those heroes in the movies.
At this moment, he is a hero.
Ao Muyang's eyes were moist, and he wanted to praise Ao Xiaojun, but he was still a little puzzled: "If you want to lure the bees away, then throw them behind, how do you run to the village?"
Ao Xiaojun didn't answer, and staggered around with a huge beehive, looking more like a tumbler.
The hive is quite heavy, this hive is one meter high, conservatively estimated to have forty or fifty pounds, but Ao Xiaojun was stunned to run, for a junior high school child, this strength is also very amazing.
The fat boy picked up the slingshot and chased after him and shouted, "Get out!"
Ao Xiaojun turned his head and shouted: "Margobi, you are looking for death?
The fat boy shouted, "I'm telling you to roll with your hands, roll the hive, it's too strenuous, throw it on the ground and roll it with your hands!"
There were many wasps, and they kept colliding with the two of them, but the danger was not great, the raincoat was thick and sturdy, and the wasps hit it and fell down, like hail falling to the ground, but it did not cause any substantial damage to the two.
Ao Xiaojun felt that what the fat boy said made sense, so he threw the oblong beehive on the ground and rolled.
Meng Yi, who was originally running with the teenagers, saw this scene, his eyes lit up, he turned around and pounced happily with his big tail, and then wanted to slap the beehive with his claws.
It used the hive as a ball!
It's miserable now, Ao Muyang was terrified: This stupid calf is going to become a dead calf!
Sure enough, before the second wolf pounced on the hive twice, several large wasps rushed up to its head, which was really a swarm of bees!
The second wolf screamed, opened his mouth and began to wail: "Woooo
It shut up after two calls, because a wasp got into its mouth and pricked it......
Ao Muyang was extremely distressed, he went over and picked up Wolf Er and stuffed it from the hem of his raincoat, and then the hail hit him, and it was not lively or scary.
Ao Xiaojun pushed the beehive in the direction of his house, and swarms of hornets shrouded his whole body, slamming into it with a gesture of sacrificing his life, not afraid of life and death.
In this way, Ao Muyang understood what was going on, and shouted: ", you kid are going to get the hive home?"
Ao Xiaojun shouted happily: "Yes, how much honey does such a big beehive have to be in it? There are also bee chrysalis, this can be stir-fried, but it's delicious, Uncle Xiaoyang, am I clever? What do you think my parents will praise me? What reward will they give me?"
Ao Muyang didn't know how his parents rewarded him, anyway, he wanted to reward this product with a flying kick, this kid is a troublemaker, and the bee colony will go to the village if the hive goes to the village, isn't this a fire?
Wasps are very poisonous, especially this wild wasp, which can get a big bag when stung, and even kill people if they sting too much.
There were so many tourists and villagers in the village, the big guys weren't prepared at all, and then a group of evil stars arrived.
Fortunately, the people in the village have experience in dealing with this, and they took out buckets and basins to splash on the bee colony, and some fishermen prepared fire extinguishers in the fisherman's house.
After a lot of hard work, this disaster was finally eliminated.
Ao Xiaojun took off his helmet and stepped on the beehive like a little hero to show off his might, and then someone went to call his parents over: "Dakang, Lan Xiu, come and take a look, your kid made a beehive and came to the village, attracting a group of wasps, and Erdeng and his daughter-in-law were stung ......"
A couple rushed over, Ao Xiaojun went up to invite merit, but when he got closer, he could see the expressions of his parents clearly.
Ao Xiaojun, who has been fighting wits and courage with his parents for a long time and fighting every once in a while, saw a lot of things from this expression, he ran with his legs, Ao Mukang chased with his legs, and the two shoes flew one after another, one hit him on the back of the head accurately, and the other hit him accurately on the back of the head......