The weather was hot, and after Ao Muyang gave the trough to the tourists, he took Zhu Zhu to prepare to carry a melon home to eat.

As soon as he found a big watermelon and picked it, he saw a group of children bending over and approaching, as if the devil had entered the village, silently.

"What are you doing?" he threw a lump of dirt at him.

Ao Xiaojun, who was walking in front, shuddered, and when he saw Ao Muyang here, he immediately laughed: "Ha, Uncle Xiaoyang, you are also here to steal watermelons?"

Ao Muyang glared at him: "Who is stealing the watermelon?"

Ao Xiaojun looked at the watermelon he had just picked in his arms, looked at his face again, and asked, "Uncle Xiaoyang, did you bring any money? How much is this watermelon?"

Ao Muyang blinked, he brought a fart of money!

"Ahem, this is the watermelon that Uncle Xiaoyang planted with him, can Uncle Xiaoyang steal the watermelon when he comes to pick it?" he said angrily.

Ao Xiaojun stood up and said: "Yes, we are not stealing watermelons when we come to pick them, this watermelon is a seedling bought by the village committee, and the land is also the land of the village, and the watermelon that grows up is owned by the collective." ”

Saying that, he turned around and beckoned: "Okay, don't hide, we can pick watermelons openly, this is not stealing watermelons." ”

A group of children stood up hula, and there were no less than twenty of them, which startled Ao Muyang: "What are you doing here? This is not stealing watermelons, this is robbing!"

Ao Xiaoniu said: "Uncle Xiaoyang, we are here to pick watermelons for business, for the sake of the village." ”

"What are you doing?" Ao Muyang looked at him suspiciously.

"Go poke the hornet's nest!" Ao Mi said precipitously, "The existence of that hornet's nest is a safety hazard, if there are children from the city, I mean, do you see these city children? They were almost stung by a hornet today, didn't they?"

In the face of his inquiry, a group of brightly dressed and fair-skinned young people in the city nodded in unison: "Yes, yes, yes." "That hornet is scary. "I was almost bitten to death. ”

Hearing them say this, Zhu Zhu, who was bored holding a watermelon, lit up his eyes and asked, "Is it the big hornet's nest in the forest behind the village? ”

Ao Muyang waved his hand and said, "Where are you going, how dangerous is it, I'll find a few adults to go over and stab it another day." ”

When it was first transplanted, the small honeycomb was only the size of a teapot, but now it is getting bigger and bigger, which is indeed a safety hazard.

The teenagers hurriedly waved their hands: "No need, no need, let's do it, we should also make a contribution to the village." ”

Ao Muyang thought about it, poking the hornet's nest is not a big deal, he also did it in his childhood, and he often did it for a while, every day their friends are looking for a hornet's nest to poke in the mountains, but not just playing, at that time, the conditions were not good, poking the hornet's nest to harvest honey can go home to dip in steamed buns and eat.

However, this hornet's nest is a bit big, and it is more dangerous after all, so he decided to follow and press the formation.

Poking a hornet's nest requires all kinds of tools to prepare, helmets can do, and raincoats are a bit insufficient.

The fat boy said his idea, Ao Muyang smacked his lips and gave a thumbs up, this fat baby really has brains.

So they took six watermelons, ate all the watermelons in half, and the rest of the skins could be buckled on their heads.

This watermelon grows well, and now it is ripe thoroughly, and the melon inside is red with yarn, and it should be sweet, moist, and textured.

Ao Muyang took a group of children to eat saliva and melon water, and their stomachs were round one by one, so they couldn't eat it, so they picked out the melon pulp and gave it to the general and the wolf brothers to eat.

Wolf Er wanted to eat the watermelon skin, and watched the melon skin being eaten and put away, and it wanted to take a bite, but it was slapped in the face, which made it very aggrieved.

The fat boy patted his bulging belly and burped with satisfaction: "It's so good, stealing watermelons and poking hornet's nests, this is the time of childhood!"

Another city boy hesitated: "What, I'm full, I don't want to poke the hornet's nest anymore." ”

"Then you go back first. Ao Muyang said.

The young man pondered for a while and stayed, and said fiercely: "It's okay, I'll pour two more bubbles of urine later, and I can eat some more honey on an empty stomach." ”

There was a mud pond by the lake, and a group of children had eaten and drunk enough to take off their clothes and run to roll in the mud pond.

When the old man guarding the melon shed saw it, he was shocked: "What are you doing here? Are you crazy? Come up quickly." ”

The teenagers rolled up in mud and swarmed, and then stayed in the sun for half an hour, and while the lake mud was half dry, they buckled up the watermelon peel and walked back to the back mountain together.

Ao Muyang sighed when he saw it, these children are really hard-working in order to do things.

A group of teenagers lined up on the mountain road, and some tourists came to meet them and were startled, thinking that the watermelon had become a sperm.

The teenagers are also very good at playing now, some people take out their mobile phones and take crazy selfies to send to the circle of friends, and some take their mobile phones to open a live broadcast room, shouting as they walk: "Do you see a few brothers with this equipment? purple suit, full body! Later, we will go to play the hornet's nest this **oss, rest assured that the whole live broadcast will be live! I promise you, the whole process is high-energy, you find a soft cushion and kneel down and prepare to shout 666, is there any brother who will give a plane? Okay, Lao Tie is walking!"

The hornet's nest hung on the edge of the woods, and now attached to the fork of a willow tree, more than a meter long and half a meter wide, like a big lump of mud, there were at least one or two hundred hornets circling around, and the buzzing sound of their wings could be heard from afar, like countless warplanes, and the effect was amazing.

Ao Muyang hesitated and said, "This thing is too big, when we were children, we didn't stab a quarter of its size, and your equipment is not very good." ”

Ao Xiaoniu handed the helmet to Zhu Zhu, then buckled a melon skin himself, and said bravely: "It's okay, I'll take the lead!"

The fat boy volunteered: "Brother Niu, this is really dangerous, or we will have a Sun Tzu's Art of War to tune the tiger from the mountain, I will go to the opposite side and use a slingshot to hit the hornet's nest to attract the attention of the hornet, you take the opportunity to pick him!"

"You're a clever little ghost. Ao Muyang praised.

The fat boy became a target in this way, and they put on two more raincoats for him, absolutely foolproof.

The raincoat used by fishermen is not the thin plastic sheeting on the market, but very thick and heavy, with a sandwich inside, because the wind and waves are strong at sea, and the raincoat is too light and will be blown by the sea breeze.

Two raincoats are up, even a knife can't pierce it, but this thing is also well sealed, and the fat boy will sweat like rain after putting it on for a while.

The fat boy swayed like a tumbler to the other side, and he raised his slingshot to shoot a projectile.

Ao Muyang shouted: "Once a wasp stings you, quickly throw the slingshot and stuff it into your pocket, and don't show your skin outside!"