Chapter 152: The Terrifying Mid-Autumn Night
Chapter 152: The Terrifying Mid-Autumn Night
That night, Li Junge slept beautifully, but there was a commotion in the chat room of the website.
"Oh my god! I'm scared to death! Who watched those two videos in the forum just now?"
"Shake the claws! You have seen it too? You said that this is a big holiday, who is so immoral to let this go?"
"I watched it on my phone in the bed, but now I'm holding my urine and suffocating it, how can I break it?!"
"I'm fine, I happen to have a Coke bottle next to me......"
"I'm so cheap, and I said that I came to sleep and catch birds to play, what do you say I'm going to do with it!"
"Upstairs, catch a bird to play with before going to bed, and visually inspect a single dog!"
"Hahahaha!"
"Don't crook the building, look at this style, maybe it's the ditch master who is doing something!"
"This is a CCTV program, right?
"That old turtle is really not a five-cent special effect, such a big old turtle, I can't really become a sperm!"
"Does the upstairs understand politics, if it is really propaganda of the old turtle, can it be on CCTV?"
"Yes, yes, yes, so the third episode will definitely reveal the answer, but why can't the third episode of this broken website be clicked......? I'll even give him a face!"
"Tonight is the Mid-Autumn Festival, I heard that those who have to come out to spit out the moonlight and cultivate the inner ......"
"Upstairs, you go away!"
"That's right, Lijiagou is so closed, and now the city is so polluted, what if everything is hiding over there......"
"You go away too, do you want anyone to sleep, it's over, I'm the small-eyed fat man when I close my eyes now......"
……
The next day, Li Junge took two international friends on a cruise ship to watch the scenery on the Wuxi River, and the website video incident continued to ferment.
"What the hell is going on with this third episode? I hung up all night yesterday, and I still can't get through. ”
"You've only been hanging for a night, and I'm still hanging it, and it doesn't report errors or interruptions, it's in the middle of the video connection...... It's so weird!"
"It's amazing, my big Li Jiagou! This is the rhythm of the scattered immortals!"
"Hey, do you think that big fish is also a goblin?"
"That old Li Tou is an old drama bone, so real!"
"I don't feel like acting, those villagers we've seen, it's very simple. ”
"It's a good thing, I didn't catch this monster last time......"
"You're all on the wrong channel, shouldn't we focus on two things, one, how does science explain this?, two, why can't the third episode be clicked?"
"Agree upstairs, ditch master, you have mercy on us, please maintain that broken website...... I haven't slept well in two days......"
"Yes, isn't this site maintained by the owner of the ditch?
"Ditch master!
"Villager Li Junge!
"Dead two skins!
“+1”
“+2”
……
On the third night, someone finally came.
"Tut-tut, it's really a fishing poor three-generation SLR that ruined your life, and you didn't find that the link to the third episode is greasy?"
"What's greasy?"
"Look, look, if you don't improve yourself by fishing every day, this is the result. ”
"Can the big brother upstairs be a good fishing friend? Can't you explain it clearly?"
"Hahaha, I mean this ditch lord is too special, didn't you find that the third episode is actually linked to a text file?"
"What do you mean? The Internet novice was confused. ”
"This means that the link to the first two episodes is honestly connected to CCTV's program, but the link to the last episode is a text file with the sentence 'Video Connection...... Please be patient and wait for ......', you click on it and it will always be this sentence. Daddy, ......"
"Poof...... Lao Tzu said, "Why didn't I make a mistake? That ellipsis didn't move! It turned out that Lao Tzu clicked on a sentence and put it there!"
"Really,I just went to the right-click attribute.,The last link is a file called.,Oh, this file name is so annoying!"
"So the question is, whose style is this?"
"The master of the ditch!
"This dead two-skin! He will have itchy hands if he doesn't do anything for three days!"
"Get out! I promise not to kill you!"
"I'm going to die, I just went to CCTV to watch the third episode, people explained it clearly, mother, this ditch master is really a demon, let's cook him and sacrifice to the sky......"
"Didn't you find a problem? Besides, the ditch master actually has a pit goods!"
"Who?"
"That Teacher Zhang! His show is so neat, it's a conscience drama when it is a horror movie!"
"Damn!
……
At this time, Li Junge came up: "Yo, everyone is here, dear friends, are you having a happy Mid-Autumn Festival?"
"Happy your face!"
"Dear to your face!"
"In your face!"
"Yo your face!"
"You're fast! I'm ...... What the hell is your face!"
"Ouch, what's going on?
"With a pig on your face, your heart is bright!You said it yourself, what's going on with that broken video?!"
"We don't carry this pot in Li Jiagou, this is made by Teacher Zhang of the Central Station! Ouch scares me ...... you."
"Pretend!You continue to pretend!What's the matter with the link to the third episode?!"
"Uh...... Everyone has to talk about conscience, CCTV just broadcast the third episode on the day, and their own website hasn't come out yet, so we have to wait, maybe the language is not well organized, so everyone misunderstands. ”
"Don't explain! Explanation is cover-up! Cover-up is fact!"
"Misunderstanding your size, you are the heart!Otherwise, after the third episode of CCTV comes out, why don't you change the link?"
"Uh...... How do I answer when I think about it...... Ah, our family has bitten a lot of network cables, and I can't log in to the server!"
"Poof...... You go...... How far do you go...... I don't want to talk to you......"
"Poof...... Can this excuse be a little worse? It's all wireless now......"
“…… Let's worship the heavens...... Who boiled this demon and sacrificed it to heaven......"
"Hahaha, okay, that's a joke with everyone during the Mid-Autumn Festival, apologize and apologize!But there is good news today, that is, the documentary of our first intangible cultural heritage project in Lijiagou, Jiudou Bowl, has come out, and we made it ourselves, and it has just been put in the forum, everyone is interested in going to see it, there are mixed-race beauties in it!"
"Come back! You want to trick us again! When will there be a mixed-race beauty in Li Jiagou?!"
"That's it! I won't be fooled again! If there can be a mixed-race beauty in the ditch master's piece, I will eat the keyboard live!"
…… After a while......
"Uh, the guy who just said that he was going to eat the keyboard live, come out and talk about it?"
"Ugh...... Lao Tzu, is this a left and right pedal, sinking deeper and deeper? Why can't you avoid the ditch master's routine back and forth?... Ditch main ...... Lao Tzu will call you gutter oil in the future, is it too pitty!"
"Less nonsense! gnaw on the keyboard! live!"
"Uh...... Guys, give me a few days to prepare... Flash first!"
……
didn't care about these in the chat room, Li Junge went to deliver food to Ayin again, today is a good day to deliver food on the first day, and he was happy in his heart, greeting the villagers all the way.
"Uncle Dongfang. ”
"Piva. ”
"You don't know yet, do you? I have a girlfriend. ”
"Well, Ayin is a good girl, she has to treat others well. ”
"Hmm, who told you it was Ayin?"
"Isn't this weird? There is no one else in this village who is suitable for you except Ayin, right?"
"Uh......"
I didn't take two steps forward when I met another one.
"Uncle Pharmacist. ”
"Piva. ”
"Uncle Pharmacist, you're going up the mountain again, what are you carrying?"
"Haha, go up the mountain and get some angelica. ”
"Then you don't know I have a new girlfriend. ”
"Ayinbei, it can still be someone else!"
"Huh?"
"Well, I've long thought you two are suitable, and I'm still thinking about how to mention it to your mother. ”
"Uh......"
I didn't take two steps further when I met another one.
"Piwa, Piwa, wait a minute!"
"Huh, Granny Wang, is there something to do with me?"
"Oh, you dead skin, why don't you wait for me?"
"Wasn't I waiting for you?"
"Oh, mother-in-law didn't say this, I mean why don't you wait for me to come to the door!"
"Huh?"
"I think Ayin is a good person, and I want to tell you about it, but you yourself get better first!"
"So what should I say? right...... Excuse me?"
"Hahaha, Han Bao Baby! Hurry up and send food, I'll ask your mother for eight characters!
"Uh......"
It's like this all the way, and when I get to the village committee, the food is cold.
"Ah, Ayin, I'm really sorry to be late, I was asked this and that by the villagers all the way, and the food was cold. ”
Ayin took out the food and put it in the microwave: "It's okay, just heat it up." The folks know about it?"
Li Junge felt very hurt: "They weren't surprised at all, as if they knew in advance, but Granny Wang still reacted a little, and she was angry with me!
Ayin laughed: "Isn't that good?
Li Junge also remarked: "Anyway, I'm Li Jiagou's baby, I don't see anyone who looks down every day, so I should always care about me, right?"
Ayin clapped his hand and said, "Or do the folks take it for granted, do you think it's natural for us to be together?"
Li Junge's thoughts were immediately understood, and he smiled while laying chopsticks: "That's right! Hahaha, I figured it out as soon as you said that! The villagers may have long thought that we were born a natural pair, otherwise they would be strange if they weren't together, hahahaha!"
The two chatted while eating, chatting and chatting and getting down to business.
"Ayin, the autumn vegetable season has arrived, and I want to rent some land to plant. ”
"Why did you suddenly want to do this?"
"The land at home, in order to support Mr. Wu's work, has been planted with sweet elephant grass, and the vegetables eaten at home have not yet come from! Besides, the business at the farmhouse has always been good, and it is not a matter to keep the wasteland and buy vegetables to eat, right?
"That's a simple thing, two acres of land is enough. ”
"Don't, I'm buying a little too many seeds this time, and I can't hold ...... two acres of land."
"How much is that?"
"Look, this time I bought peppers, bell peppers, lettuce, cauliflower, leeks, cabbage, turnips, ......"
"Just tell me how much land you want to rent!"
"I estimated, fifty, ah no, sixty acres is about ......"
"Poof......