Chapter 151: The Truth "Revealed"
Chapter 151: The Truth "Revealed"
Brother Lobby couldn't close his mouth with a smile, and he almost caught Li Junge's Xuemiao family jumping to the moon: "Ouch Piwa! Our crucian carp soup is going to be on fire! This advertisement has hit the central station!"
Li Junge is also happy: "This is just five ponds, and there are still five ponds that have not been cleared, you find time to deal with the fish in them, and we will all replace them with milk crucian carp." I still have to find a few ponds this winter, and my Qingbo Baijia still has to raise summer flower seedlings!"
Brother Lobby said: "Hahaha must, leave this matter to me, those ponds are also wild, and they will be thrown into Zhang Laosan's cage to be sold as farmers." ”
The TV show continues.
“…… Audience friends, after our careful investigation, this crucian carp is from the fish pond of villager Li Junge's house, according to Li Junge, he had just caught fish that morning, so there was a strong fishy smell on the car and on his body. Therefore, the experts deduced that because this soft-shelled turtle was very interested in this taste, and because it was domesticated when it was young, it may be able to understand some simple instructions, so it got into the villager's truck......"
"Look, this is a comparative test of our use of ordinary crucian carp and Lijiagou crucian carp, in the case of Lijiagou crucian carp, this soft-shelled turtle will not eat ordinary crucian carp, we have done ten experiments, using a variety of crucian carp species, all with the same result......"
"Let's look at it again, this is the scene of me feeding this soft-shelled turtle, not as the villagers said, it must be fed by the descendants of the Li family, as long as it is this crucian carp, whoever will feed it, this soft-shelled turtle will be eaten......"
“…… As for Lao Litou's 'rejuvenation', it is true, and experts have found that his physical function is very healthy, and his hair has indeed turned from white to black, but this phenomenon is often found all over the country. According to expert analysis, it may be because he was affected by the legend of soft-shelled turtle when he encountered soft-shelled turtles, and he was overly frightened and fainted. Under this extreme stimulation, some of the body's deep potentials are stimulated, so much so that these physical changes occur later......"
Everyone was stupid, and the uncle looked incredulous: "Listening to what Mr. Zhang meant, Lao Li Tou was scared by himself to rejuvenate?"
Liang Huili struggled: "This should be the most scientific explanation, right?"
Li Junge nodded with a smile, and thought in his heart: "If you want to talk about serious nonsense, I, Li Junge, will obey you Teacher Zhang!"
At the end of the program, Mr. Zhang also concluded: "Audience friends, although the villagers of Lijiagou are convinced of the legend of the soft-shelled turtle becoming a sperm, the reporter found in the interview that the performance of the villagers is different from the programs we have seen in the past. ”
"They showed neither excessive horror nor blind superstitious worship at the appearance of the soft-shelled turtle. Rather, it was approached with respect, friendliness, and equality. ”
"Later, we learned that Lijiagou is an area with a very deep Confucian cultural tradition, and the people here look at this old soft-shelled turtle with an attitude of preserving and not seeking, which is also worthy of our respect and learning. Well, uncover the truth and get closer to science, this is the end of this episode, thank you all for watching. ”
Suddenly, the advertisement of the scientific body jumped again: "A strange flying object appears under the lens of the camera, but there is no trace of it to the naked eye, is it a detection device for visitors from outside the sky? Or is it an inexplicable creature that can be invisible? Will people encounter danger in the wild? Can an in-depth investigation capture a real individual? Please watch the next issue of "Approaching Science" - the magical 'flying stick'." ”
Uncle Craftsman's heart that he had just put down came up again: "Damn!
……
At the end of the show, everyone began to drink tea and chat to watch the moon, and chatted until the moon rose, and then went home.
Li Junge deliberately dragged Ayin and asked her to go to the village committee with her, and to hang the link to this issue of "Approaching Science" in Li Jiagou on the CCTV website on his own website.
Ayin said: "Ah? This episode hasn't come out yet, has it? The CCTV website didn't move so fast, right? At most, there are only the first two episodes." ”
Li Junge said with a smile: "What I want is the first two episodes, and we won't hang this issue for me!"
When he came to the village committee, Ayin got the link, and in the third episode, Li Junge asked Ayin to link to a text on his server, writing: "The video is being connected...... Please be patient ......"
After getting this, Li Junge sent Ayin back to Uncle Orion's house.
The two walked hand in hand in the moonlight, whispering.
"Ayin, Miao Village should be very lively today, right?"
"Well, everybody is jumping the moon. ”
"I've wronged you, I can't go back to Lijiagou for the holidays. ”
"It's okay, moon jumping is a festival for young men and women to find friends, I have a boyfriend, I don't have to participate. ”
"That's still wronged you, Ayin, you're so good. ”
"Erpi, I'm here, by your side, I'm already happy every day, really. ”
"By the way, Ayin, my mom knows about us. ”
"Huh, how did Auntie know?"
"I don't know how I know, today I will send you duck meat, my mother said that I will send it to you before dinner in the future, or two people can eat together in the village committee, it is better to let you come to my house to eat, for fear that Uncle Orion will be unhappy. ”
"Hee-hee, it's okay, you know, I don't have an opinion. ”
"Then Ayin, will you come to my house for dinner in the future?"
"Okay, or you come to the village committee to have lunch with me, and I'll go to my aunt's house for dinner." ”
"So that the whole village knows that we are in love, and you say they will react if they know it?"
"I guess they'll say that the monkey is in a cage and can't jump up or down!"
"Hey, are you better than me? I didn't even think about skateboarding from the middle of the mountain!"
"But I'm a lady in Lijiagou, haha, everyone doesn't know that I'm a wild girl in the mountains! Unlike you, there are famous skin monkeys on and off the mountain. ”
"Uh, well, you won. By the way, since your parents know, then you have to come to my house often, anyway, I have contracted Wuxi River and there are many things, so you can use this reason, and then we often chat and talk. My parents like you very much, and so does my grandmother, and we get along well, so it's time for you to enter the Li family. ”
"Uh, aren't you going to propose?"
"Uh, are you still proposing? If you propose and you marry me, then I'll ask now. ”
"Forget it, that's a formality, let's just be happy together, it seems that Uncle Erhu hasn't proposed, follow me, and my aunt will go down the mountain with him directly." ”
"He's going to clear the customs and rob it! Ouch Speaking of this, when the time comes, will I also go to the stockade to clear the customs? I don't have that skill!"
"No, Uncle Erhu needs to clear the customs, there are suitors of other aunts in the village, I don't have this problem. ”
"You're lying! You're so good, how can you not have suitors in the stockade?"
"This is really not, when I was in middle school at the earliest, there were still some little boys who loved to surround me, and then when I was admitted to university, they had no idea, and now they have gone down the mountain to become the village chief, and they will not be able to. ”
"Do you have any suitors in college?"
"Yes, but will they be able to climb the Hanging Cliff? Will they go back to the ravine with me? I will be able to feed myself and my family at that time, will they be able to support themselves?"
"Ouch, your requirements are really high, and at that time, I could only meet the first two. ”
"It's actually stupid to think about it now, two people are together, happiness is the most important thing, and others can work hard together. ”
"I'm not stupid, I'm not stupid, I'm lucky, if you had such a thought at that time, there would be no drama for me now!"
"By the way, Erpi, have you ever been in love?"
"This really complains about Sun Lao, we are busy all day long, you see my senior brother, he is still single, that old man is still patriarchal, no female students, our senior brothers say behind his back that he is the abbot, we are all novices, 'if you want to fall in love, stay away from Sun Lao'." ”
"Poof...... Dare to arrange the tutor like this, and I'll tell him the next time he comes!"
"Hey, I'm really not afraid, the mountain is high and the emperor is far away, and it is the senior brother who suffers, not me. ”
As soon as he spoke, he arrived at Uncle Orion's house, and Li Junge played Laipi again: "Ayin, can I kiss you?"
"Not good. ”
"But what if I want to kiss you?"
Ayin thought for a moment and said, "Then you close your eyes." ”
Li Junge hurriedly closed it obediently, his heart full of anticipation.
I felt that my two ears were grabbed by two small hands on one side, and then a soft touch came from my lips, and I immediately returned when I touched it.
When I opened my eyes, Ayin had already run away.
Li Junge was furious: "Ayin, come back! The legendary first kiss is not like this!"
……
Forget it, it's fragrant, it's not bad, and you can get a good night's sleep tonight.
When I returned home, my parents, my grandmother, and I didn't sleep, and when I saw Li Junge enter the door, my eyes were blazing.
"Uh, what are you doing here? Don't sleep yet? You usually go to bed early!"
My mother said, "Don't talk about it, can we sleep?"
Li Junge said: "Ah, I told her that you know about us, she said that she had no opinion, and agreed to eat with her at noon every day, which can be regarded as open to the whole village, right?"
Mom said: "Ayin is a good one, our family can't treat others badly, you have to treat others well." ”
Dad also taught the scriptures: "The girl has to be coaxed, you have to let it, you don't have to be heartless all day long, I think you spend more time on the dog than on Ayin." ”
Li Junge said: "Ayin doesn't care about this, there are no problems with girls in the city." ”
The old mother said: "If you don't have those problems, it's good for people, but you have to follow the standards in the city, Xiao Zhu is your role model!
Li Junge rolled his eyes: "That rake ear of the pig worm has become my role model! You didn't say that when you were studying!"
Grandma looked at her good grandson and was secretly worried: "Ayin is the daughter of the Miao family, how did Orion marry a Miao woman back then?
Li Junge was happy: "Now there is no competitor in that Miao Village, as long as I can settle the old trouble...... The old village owner is fine, this time up the mountain, they also like me. In the future, tourism development will be carried out, and the connection between villages will be closer. Grandma, you don't have to worry about this. ”