Chapter 625: Prawns
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Tang Jiayi didn't sleep very well last night, the jet lag hadn't been reversed, and she woke up early before dawn.
Catching a glimpse of the curtains still dim, she reached out and patted the guy next to her, "What time is it?"
At 4:32 a.m. on Oct. 12, "and then there was no more, and people continued to sleep on their own heads."
This can also be regarded as this guy's "special function", whether he is awake or sleepy, pat him and ask about the time, date, weather, weights and measures, conversion words, interpretation, translation, etc., and the other party can quickly give the correct answer without thinking.
Atletico Madrid never forgets, has super mental arithmetic ability, can fight left and right and be distracted, and even has the so-called mind reading technique that is not effective from time to time, coupled with this, Tang Jiayi once thought that he had a brain problem, and he had the scholar syndrome of "Rain Man", and even urged him to do brain CT because he was worried about his left brain.
The result of the examination is naturally a qiēok, plus there is no sign of losing the ability to speak and socialize in someone's daily life, she slowly let go of her worries, and gradually became accustomed to it, in fact, there is an extra humanoid self-propelled voice time telling intelligent clock and quick reference dictionary around her is actually quite good. What kind of voice assistant and what visual translation, and he is completely weaker than him, is there any?
Scholar syndrome is a very strange condition, usually seen in patients with autism and brain injury, who lose the ability to communicate verbally, but also gain the ability to remember rapid mental arithmetic and music. In the past, this was something that Tang Jiayi was proud of, and she felt that she was really lucky and lucky.
But now, looking at someone who continued to fall into a deep sleep after answering the question, a sense of resentment and envy and jealousy arose inexplicably in her heart.
In fact, Tang Jiayi didn't hate herself for being depressed and counting sheep on the side, but this guy was asleep, after all, she had long been used to being hit by this guy's ability to not recognize the bed and not fall down jet lag, and she also slept for three or four hours with the help of the pillow, and her body and mind did not feel tired at the moment. What really annoyed her and hated it was something else.
couldn't fall asleep, Tang Jiayi sat up and reached out to turn on the bedside lamp, and the light in the room gradually brightened.
Under the warm yellow light, someone hunched over his fists and slept peacefully like a child. Atletico Madrid's sleeping appearance has always been very honest, rarely turning over and kicking the quilt or something, always sleeping until the sun rises before waking up quickly, unless there is a critical event such as rainstorm, thunder, gas leakage, etc., no matter how you pinch and pinch and how you roar, he will not wake up, which Mrs. Ma also has a deep experience.
Glancing at someone again, Tang Jiayi got out of bed, walked to a small cabinet and bent down to stretch out her hand, and the fingerprint verification door automatically popped open.
At four o'clock in the morning, the sun was still shining in Hawaii, and the summer insects that were still active and jumping because of the lingering summer days also went back to their respective nests to sleep at this time, so it was a time when everything was silent outside and inside the house, looking at the things in the cabinet, Tang Jiayi could clearly hear her breathing and even her heartbeat.
After hesitating and tangling for a moment, Tang Jiayi stretched out her hand and pointed at the wall, "TV! CCTV News Channel!"
A beam of light fell from the voice, shining on the point and spreading out into a projection screen of about 30 inches, and at the same time, the sound of the announcer of the central aunt was heard in the room stereo.
There is no new news on the big night, most of them are "old news" that have been broadcast on the evening news before, but Tang Jiayi did not wave impatiently to switch to the next one, let alone change the channel to turn off the TV, and even the advertisements did not annoy her.
Her eyes kept on Atletico who was sleeping peacefully on the bed, "Hehe, you brought this on yourself, don't say I didn't give you a chance." ”
Seeing that the bright lights and loud news broadcasts failed to wake him up, Tang Jiayi did not hesitate to bend down and pull out a rectangular plate from the cabinet, which contained some bottles and cans and a few small instruments.
Turning his head, Atletico was still asleep peacefully.
Putting the plate on the side of the bed, Tang Jiayi lifted the quilt, knocked down Atletico who was lying on his side and made him lie on his back, then took out a wet towel and began to carefully clean his forehead.
Fortunately, Atletico Madrid's sleeping products are still as strong as she remembers, even if someone breaks ground on his head, he does not wake up, and he doesn't even have the subconscious action of turning over and tickling something.
Well, she sleeps like a corpse, and answers the question like a corpse, this is the horse she is familiar with.
After all the busyness, Tang Jiayi stood by the bed and carefully admired her masterpiece, took out her mobile phone and took no less than 30 photos from all angles, then satisfied to re-cover the quilt for him, and then put the tray back in the cabinet, and then took the door and left without hesitation.
The crime was completed, and he quickly retreated, which he didn't say.
So, by the time the roar of "Tongajia!" sounded, the sound shook up and down the six floors, Tang Jiayi had already freshened up and dressed up, and was standing in front of the window of the downtown office with hot milk, enjoying the magnificent scenery of the sunrise and clouds in the East China Sea with a relaxed face.
Standing in the bathroom of the master bedroom, Atletico stared at himself in the mirror, his face full of grief and indignation.
In the mirror, the forehead of the person appeared with the words "work hard to win the prize and eat shrimp" with eight bottle caps.
Without checking the surveillance, he can conclude that this is the handiwork of Tang Jiayi, his pillow person, and it is completely revenge for his previous tile joke, you just lie down and forget it, why do you want to pull me to step up?
The entire eleventh holiday can be described as a continuous news, which has produced many Internet celebrities.
Before Ms. Tang could enjoy the glory and happiness brought by her sudden popularity, she was stolen from the limelight by another more accomplished Ms. Tu.
A week ago, the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences officially announced the list of this year's Nobel Prizes, and Tu Yoyo was able to share the Physiology and Medicine Medals with William Campbell of Ireland and Tomoshi Omura of Japan for his achievements in the fight against parasitic diseases.
In fact, this award is not unexpected, firstly, artemisinin-based antimalarial drugs have been used at home and abroad for more than 30 years, saving millions of lives, and secondly, as early as 2011, she won the well-known Lasker Prize in Clinical Medicine for this contribution, at that time, many people, including Atletico Madrid, thought that the Nobel was in sight, but they did not expect the Swedes to make everyone wait for four years.
Co-founded by Albert Lasker, the "father of modern advertising", and his wife Mary, the Laprize is regarded as the top prize in the medical field after Nobel, because more than a quarter of the winners later won the Nobel Prize in Medicine, and it is known as the Nobel vane.
Artemisinin was discovered in 1971, and both Nobel and Lasker were in fact late, but the Ministry of Science and Technology had already issued several national awards decades ago. It's just that in the past, China attached great importance to collective efforts, and the recipients of awards were all various units, coupled with the fact that it was really old, Professor Tu failed to become an academic star like Yuan Longping.
However, although the Nobel Prize came late, its influence was not covered, and as soon as the news came out, from the private circle of friends to the mainstream online media, as well as offline newspapers, magazines, TV broadcasts, all of them were slaughtered by Tu Yo Yo on the screen and slaughtered the version. No matter what the Heat discussed and spread before, now they are all talking about Nobel and Tu Yo, otherwise it will seem very low and insensitive.
Tang Jiayi, who just became popular a few days ago, and then quickly expired, was lying down, and she was already very depressed when she was robbed of the limelight and quickly passed away, and what made her vomit blood even more was that some people were still unwilling to let go of her, an outdated Internet celebrity, and specially pulled her out to compare with Professor Tu's PK.
Even if she is far away in the United States, she still feels very square after seeing the relevant news, how many beautiful women are married to me, and Mao is always targeting me?
So that night, when the two of them were sleeping side by side, she suddenly turned over and sat up, looked at Atletico Madrid with a serious face and asked: "Atletico Madrid, when will you win the Nobel Prize?"
To say that Atletico Madrid really has a chance to win the Nobel Prize, after all, among scientists, he has money, entrepreneur he has leisure, rich and leisure, Atletico Madrid, who is willing to research and has continuous results, of course, has the opportunity to produce results and win awards.
Although the thousands of papers and patents under his name are too fragmented and biased towards the field of application, which is not a breakthrough achievement, the Nobel Prize has favored applied physics in the past ten years, integrated circuits, optical fibers, CCD image sensors, and blue LEDs have won the Nobel Prize, lithium-ion batteries are also a recent prediction hotspot, and Atletico Madrid, which has invested a lot in the research and development of materials science and electronics, certainly has the opportunity to produce results and win the award.
The only thing that bothered him was time. Atletico will need time to build up and gain recognition from the scientific community.
However, he didn't say something like "Wife, wait, I can take a medal and share it with you in 20 years", but waved his hand generously, "Isn't it just a Nobel tile, lady, since you like it, let's buy it!"
Then he was beaten by Tang Jiayiou, of course, Atletico quickly bullied him back, until the other party begged for mercy, then Ming Jin withdrew his troops and slept peacefully.
Unexpectedly, someone was just unconvinced, and he kept remembering this incident, and only when they flew home together did they start a revenge plan.
And it is the way of the other to return the body, specially using a digital tattoo liquid recently developed by someone to give him a body calligraphy.
Inspired by foreign technology maniacs who implant LED light strips and e-ink circuits into the skin to create luminous variable electronic tattoos, the Bee Research Institute has also launched this more convenient digital tattoo liquid, which can turn the skin into an e-ink screen without tattoo surgery, which can be used to display mobile phone information or electronic tattoos, which looks very cool.
However, this product has not been finally completed to the market, mainly because there is no way to solve the coating process requirements, it is easy to make mistakes for ordinary people and then have to start again, but the adhesive adsorption capacity they get out is very strong, and removing the tattoo film will bring considerable pain, and the two problems are temporarily unexplained zhì This product was finally canceled.
Fortunately, the bees did not suffer a loss, and still recovered the cost from some derivative technologies and made a small profit.
Originally, Atletico Madrid didn't have this thing at home, but yesterday Tang Jiayi specially said that she wanted to see this thing, asked Atletico Madrid to call for some inventory, and asked him to help him draw a watch on his wrist.
Looking back now, Atletico realized that people were really interlocking and premeditated, and they were not wronged at all.
Stretched out his hand and poked the handwriting on his forehead, and sure enough, there was no damage, Atletico couldn't help but smile bitterly at himself in the mirror, "Hehe, let's really pit ourselves! ”
If the sleep aid pillow performance gives Tang Jiayi a sleep until dawn, so that she has no "crime time", maybe there will be no worries behind, and if the fastness performance of this digital tattoo liquid can be scum, she can wash it off very lightly, so that she will not be so ashamed to see people now.
Although with e7u's control of the skin and nerves, Atletico could remove these eight words "painlessly", Ms. Tang had already thought of this and wrote eight words directly on his head with ink. Even if he reluctantly tore off the tattoo film, he still had to explain to others how the red words "work hard to win the prize and eat shrimp" on his forehead came about, and the general skin and flesh marks are all reversed.
The staff of the Ma Mansion naturally found the abnormality, first Mrs. Ma, who was still there last night, suddenly disappeared, and then Mr. Ma came out with eight words on his head, which was quite secondary, and suddenly everyone hid their faces and ran wildly, although they wanted to laugh, but for their livelihood, no one felt that they laughed in person, so they could only cover their mouths and hide their faces and hide in a place where no one was.
In the whole horse house, that is, the four snacks of the Ma family dared to laugh at Atletico Madrid, but their laughter was different from others, Mr. Ma temporarily incarnated as a literacy board and was pointed to by them and read one by one, "This is 'hard work', this is 'eating shrimp', Dad, are we okay to eat shrimp today?"
For his own children, and there are no wrong children, of course, Atletico can't be angry casually, so he has to say softly: "Prawns are too expensive, and it's not good to eat seafood in the morning, so it's better to call your mother and eat it at noon." ”
Hearing his words, An Ning, the nanny on shift today, almost laughed, what is 38 pieces of "sea catching" wild prawns, the food and drink at this table are all organic and pollution-free, all of them are self-grown and self-eaten special products, no matter the price or rarity, they are a few streets away from the real sea catching prawns, not to mention the kind of imposters?
During the National Day holiday just past, she just took her parents around the surrounding attractions, but she also heard about the so-called sky-high shrimp incident, and a lot of related reports were also pushed, so she naturally knew that the so-called prawns were actually counterfeits. It's not uncommon for real wild prawns to be scarce and sell for hundreds of yuan, but the problem is that these sea-caught prawns are covered by high-end restaurants and don't end up in street shops.
Of course, knowing is knowing, this does not affect her to use prawns on various occasions to be fashionable and unaffordable, haven't you seen that even the boss and his family are playing this stalk?