Chapter 285: The Cave Room

Li Junge said with a smile: "Li Jiagou's old saying, 'Those who can speak and sing can pull to the cave room, and those who can't say the door of the son say haha', if you don't think about a few, you don't have the qualifications to make trouble in the cave room!"

Zhu Chaoan was furious: "Do you want to make it so desperate?!"

The eldest aunt smiled: "Anwa has never played like this, I'll tell you about it first! We are all making trouble here with text, happy with text, congratulatory with text, funny with text, as long as you can say the same, it can be regarded as troublesome." ”

"For example, 'The wine glass is round, the bride and groom are reunited, the husband and wife grow old together, and the host family is safe. This kind of is the rule. ”

"For example, 'a silk quilt has four corners, two pig brains on it, and the toothed pig arches into it, and the sow can't escape.'" That's funny. ”

Zhu Chaoan was overjoyed when he heard this, and his confidence doubled: "Hey, hey, hey, I'll come here!"

When everyone is full of wine and food, everyone begins to drill into the new house, and this is about to start a trouble!

Uncle Mingjiang and Liangzi sat on the bed, Ayin and Qiu Yatou guarded the door, and there were cigarettes, wine, tea and sugar in the room.

A group of babies are getting in and out of the house, laughing and playing.

Grandma, the fourth grandfather, these old generations, only smiled and saw that they were not involved, they were all juniors of the same generation who were making trouble, and many people had already taken cigarettes, wine, tea and candy from the room with a smile. There was a bunch of clumsy people watching the excitement at the door, still trying to think of words.

As soon as Li Junge's team joined, the door was full of people.

The uncle smiled and nodded, and read as he walked: "Make a new house to make a new house, and the mandarin duck husband and wife are in pairs." Good days, good wine, good matches, and a good son will be born in the coming year!"

Ah Yin and Qiu Yatou also smiled and did not stop, the carpenter happily saluted the uncle two cigarettes, Liangzi lit a match and lit a cigarette, and the uncle walked out with a smile and watched others make trouble.

Zhu Chaoan said: "Ouch, Uncle just let the bride go?"

Li Junge said with a smile: "This is the benefit of getting married late, the married peers will not make trouble with him, and the remaining juniors will not dare to make too much trouble." ”

At this time, Uncle Orion also entered the house, and said, "The bride and groom go to bed slowly, and we are here to make trouble in the new house." Eat your room wine tonight, and you will get a champion next year. ”

This is the name of the wine, Uncle Craftsman picked up a wine plate, there were two small wine glasses in it, Liangzi poured the wine, and served it to Uncle Orion with a smile.

Uncle Orion laughed, drank it one by one, and then walked out with Shi Shiran.

Uncle Pharmacist also smiled, walked in and said: "The wine is a little high, let me have a cup of tea! A fine porcelain teacup with a flower, he loves you, you love him, the couple work together, and get a fat doll next year." ”

Zhu Chaoan plucked his head: "Damn! everyone is so powerful!"

Uncle Pharmacist drank tea and also withdrew.

Wang Congjun was about to go inside, but Li Junge secretly made a mistake and pushed Zhu Chaoan in first.

Zhu Chaoan staggered into the house, and was so frightened that Ayin and Qiu Yatou, who were blocking the door, hurriedly dodged away.

"Damn! Whoever pushes me! Erpi must be you again!" Zhu Chaoan said and was about to go out.

Ayin blocked the door: "Where to run!

Zhu Chaoan was dumbfounded: "I was framed by your boyfriend!"

Ah Yin's face flushed, and he immediately said again: "If you don't congratulate the newcomer when you enter the door, it's rude, and if you can't say it, you will be punished!"

Zhu Chaoan asked, "How to punish it?"

Qiu Yatou took out two green gang sticks wrapped in red cloth, threw one to Ayin, and said excitedly: "Sister, our happy stick hasn't opened tonight!"

Ah Yin slapped the stick horizontally and smiled at Zhu Chao'an: "If you can't say anything when you enter the house, you're here to stir up trouble!

Zhu Chaoan looked at the thickness of the stick: "Damn! you are too ruthless!"

The people outside the house had already burst into laughter, and they all blocked the door, preparing to let Zhu Chaoan be beaten up.

Zhu Chaoan panicked: "Wait! Wait a minute, wait a minute! Isn't it just nonsense! I said it can't be done?"

Qiu girl smiled and patted the stick on her hand: "Then you say it quickly!"

Zhu Chao'an blinked his little eyes, regardless of the three seven twenty-one first: "Tonight...... I'm going to say four sentences tonight......"

Ah Yin waved his stick and said with a smile: "Hurry up!

Zhu Chao'an's eyes rolled around, and he suddenly saw the red pillow: "Mandarin duck...... A pair of mandarin ducks...... ...... on the bed."

Qiu Yatou and Ayin laughed so hard that they couldn't hold their sticks steadily, and the people outside the house also smiled and encouraged: "Anwa, why is it more difficult than giving birth to a baby! Hurry up, you have to eat!"

Qiu Yatou urged vigorously: "Brother Pig Worm, hurry up, don't talk about the stick coming down!"

Zhu Chao'an suddenly had a surge of thoughts, slapped his thigh and shouted: "Turn off the lights and go to bed, I can't fall asleep after turning it over!"

After finishing speaking, he ran out of the door, and a group of people laughed and stopped him: "That's so good, what are you running?!

Ah Yin and Qiu Yatou laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt, and beckoned to Zhu Chao'an: "Hahahaha! ”

At this moment, Zhu Chao was relieved, and said to Li Junge with his hands behind his back: "Look at it, Cao Zijian became a poem in seven steps, and that's it." ”

Next, Zhu Chao'an asked Uncle Craftsman to toast the cigarette, and secretly made a hole above the cigarette holder, and when Liangzi lit the cigarette, he couldn't light it just by looking at him, and the matches were all wasted five or six, and he didn't come out until he had enough fun.

When he came out, he stuck Li Junge's neck: "You turtle is framing Lao Tzu again!"

Li Junge laughed and dodged: "If I don't force you, I can't see you swishing out yet! Hahaha, don't make trouble, keep watching, keep watching, continue to watch......"

After laughing for a while, Zhu Chaoan put his hand on Li Junge's shoulder and watched Wang Congjun enter.

Wang Congjun first bowed his hand to Uncle Craftsman and said with a smile: "Uncle Craftsman, there are no young and old people in the cave room, so it's no wonder that you are offended." ”

Uncle Craftsman didn't speak, and a group of people outside started to coax first: "The military baby is right! There are no young and old people in the cave house! Let's listen to what you have to say!"

Wang Congjun laughed and said: "Don't be surprised, auntie! The bride's face is a little red, the husband and wife are happy to meet tonight, and they don't sleep until dawn, and they are afraid of missing work when planting seedlings and sowing seeds." ”

A group of people burst out laughing: "Hahaha Junwa, this is very suitable!

Liangzi made a big red face, Uncle Craftsman smirked, and directly gave Wang Congjun a pack of cigarettes.

Wang Congjun came out triumphantly with a pack of Chinese cigarettes and said to Li Junge: "Erpi, it's up to you!"

As soon as Li Junge entered, Zhu Chaoan began to coax the rhythm: "Everyone said, is it good to let Erpi read a meat?!"

A group of people laughed and shouted hello.

Wang Congjun shouted again: "You can't just have meat! It's just a greasy person with meat, but also elegant! Everyone says you want it?"

A group of people don't think it's a big deal to see the excitement, they all shout that they want to get it, Piwa has learned from the four ancestors, and it must be matched with meat and vegetables to pass!

When everyone had enough trouble, Li Junge laughed and said, "Come on, listen well!

After speaking, he made a gesture to Uncle Craftsman and said, "The groom has a dragon in the sky!"

Then he also made a gesture to Liangzi and said, "The bride has a bush of flowers underground!"

After speaking, he raised his chin to the door: "The dragon doesn't turn over, it doesn't rain, the rain doesn't water the flowers, and the flowers don't red!"

There was a big laugh inside and outside the door, and I applauded! The first two sentences are easy to say, but the last two sentences are really amazing!

In this way, it was disturbed until late at night, and everyone laughed and dispersed, leaving Uncle Smith and Liangzi Cave with candles.

The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, so there is no need to say more.

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Early the next morning, after breakfast, the eldest aunt brought Granny Wang to the door, and I still have to thank the media!

The matchmaker is also called "red leaves", which is still an allusion from the "royal ditch title leaf".

Xie Media is also called "Xie Hongye", this thing is also fun, Xie Media's gifts include sugar, wine, cigarettes, pig's feet, shoes, cash, and roosters.

Everything else is easy to understand, the pig's heel shoes are thanks to the matchmaker for breaking his leg and breaking his shoe, and he specially compensated the matchmaker.

It is said that the matchmaker will become a "moldy man" from the moment he pulls the matchmaker, so he needs to send a big rooster after the success to wash away the bad luck.

Of course, this is the treatment of good relatives, if the in-laws are not satisfied with this family matter, then directly give a pig's head, which means that Ge Laozi treats us as a pig's head, and now the pig's head is returned to you!

Xie Media is located in the living room of the new house. Granny Wang should be the head, Uncle Liangzi stood below, and Grandma sat next to her. After taking the throne, the eldest aunt sang: "The two surnames are married, and the red leaves are infinite." Now that the matter has come to an end, the master has a little thought. I'm afraid I won't be rewarded, and I hope to be high-minded. ”

Uncle Craftsman said to Granny Wang: "I have spent the red leaves carefully, and I have repeatedly exhausted you. Yesterday we got married, and today we thank you for your kindness. I hope that he will smile and accept the reward, and go back to the door tomorrow. ”

Of course, this was taught by the eldest aunt in advance, and then Granny Wang said with a smile: "Xie Media is here, and the ceremony is over." If you give birth to a fat doll next year, you will definitely say hello to me. ”

In this way, the wedding is basically over, and then three days later, Uncle Craftsman will bring Liangzi back to the door, and it will be over.

Li Junge's family has been watching the ceremony, and it is only now that things have been completed, and everyone breathes a sigh of relief.

The black, white and brown trio can be regarded as fishing this time, the Chinese civilization is broad and profound! A wedding, there are still many topics in ten papers!

Grandma took the hands of Uncle Craftsman and Liangzi and said: "Craftsman, you have been lonely for so many years, and now you finally have a home! You have to cherish this daughter-in-law, it is really rare for people to come so far for you!

After speaking, he said: "Girl, this child, I grew up. It's not that he called me a godmother, I'll just say it, it's really a good temperament! In the past, although his craft was not valuable, but which one in the village ordered something, but it was also sold and sent, and there is really nothing to say about human nature! Now I can make money, but my temperament is still the same as before, this is rare! In the future, you two will have a good life, your parents are far away, and there is something you are not used to, just come and tell me, tell Piwa, don't you endure it yourself, do you hear?"

Liangzi's eyes were red, and he called in a low voice, "Godmother, I remember." ”

Uncle Craftsman said: "My marriage really worries my godmother, and the four ancestors, sister-in-law, and Granny Wang, it is very hard for me to do such a lively job,"

Li Junge interjected: "Uncle Craftsman, aunt, you just rest, when the fifteenth is over, we will prepare to go to Japan, hehe, you will be the real return door, auntie!"