Chapter 284 Four Words and Eight Sentences

There were so many people watching the new girl that they couldn't squeeze at the door, and Uncle Craftsman raised the scale pole and was about to pick up the headband, but the eldest aunt hurriedly stopped: "Ouch, this groom is very panicked!

A group of people at the door laughed and laughed painfully, and coaxed: "Auntie, hurry up!

The eldest aunt read aloud: "The hijab is red silk Suzhou yarn, and the beauty will put it on her head in the future, and she will raise the scale pole high, and a flower of the bride will appear!"

With the sound of singing, the headkerchief was lifted, revealing Liangzi's delicate face, with tears in her eyes and a smile.

Everyone at the door applauded in unison: "I really want it! The craftsman is so blessed! The new girl is very beautiful!"

Uncle Craftsman saw the bride dressed in red, who was more beautiful than flowers, and the whole person was stupid.

The door opened again: "Ouch, there is time to watch at night, the craftsman stands up quickly, it's time for the new girl to untie the safflower belt!"

Only then did Uncle Craftsman stand up and said to Liangzi stupidly: "Liangzi, you are so beautiful!"

There was a lot of laughter at the door: "Lao Tzu has obeyed you! You should call your daughter-in-law!"

A group of people followed suit: "Call your daughter-in-law, call your daughter-in-law!"

Uncle Craftsman picked at his head and smiled stupidly: "Daughter-in-law, you are so beautiful!"

Liangzi also chuckled, and reached out to untie the safflower belt on his chest for Uncle Craftsman.

The eldest aunt's voice sounded again: "The heavenly jade girl descends Qiong Yao, come to meet the groom in the present day; Men pick flowers and women untie them, and husband and wife have been in love for more than a hundred years!"

The crowd roared outside.

Next is the "pouring treasure bottle" link, Jing Zilun and Wang Meixian are dressed festively, one is holding a tea tray with two wine glasses, and the other is holding a wine jug, coming in from outside the house: "A treasure bottle comes in from other places, and the newcomer enters the courtyard with a treasure; ”

Of course, the next step is to hand over a glass of wine: "The husband and wife both drink and exchange glasses, one cup and two glasses are eyebrows, and after drinking three glasses of concentric wine, they will not be separated for a hundred years." One cup is drunk and two cups are heavy, and the two cups are combined into a cup; husband and wife drink and exchange cups together, and the general hangs the seal all over the house. After drinking two cups, three cups of wine, three cups of wine were for the ancients; three cups of wine were drunk together, and the white head was not separated from old age. ”

Finally, it is to sprinkle the tent: "The treasure of heaven and earth is the five grains, and it is full of red to sprinkle the tent." Sprinkle the east of the tent, the beauty is like a pink; the flowers are open, the flowers and candles in the cave house are happy to be Jackie Chan! Sprinkle the south of the tent, the blessing is like the Shounan Mountain of the East China Sea, the sky and the earth have become a pair for a long time, and the children and grandchildren are developed to be high-ranking officials! Sprinkle the tent west, the good couple becomes a good husband and wife, and the precious glory is everything, and the old man has a hundred eyebrows! Sprinkle the north of the tent, the children and grandchildren are developed in the middle and high kui, and the five generations develop together, and the longevity is like Peng Zu has 800! The central tent is sprinkled and stays, and a peony reflects the sun; a total of the silk Luo mountains and seas are solid, and the house is married to protect the thousand autumns!

At this point, the etiquette of the cave room was calculated, and the eldest aunt said loudly: "The sprinkling tent has been completed, and everything is good! The Zhou metric ceremony is in the world, and men and women marry and get married; the children and grandchildren are developed and precious, and the longevity is more than that of Nanshan to a hundred years! ”

Only then did everyone disperse with a bang, and they went downstairs to take a seat, ready to open the banquet, leaving the bride and groom to change their clothes here, and then come out to toast.

The banquet was held in the courtyard and ground floor of the bucket bowl in the harvest year, and the courtyard of Uncle Shi diagonally opposite was also requisitioned, so the banquet was arranged.

All kinds of vegetables were sent up like water.

The identity of the chief visitor is not low, Secretary Luo Xue, the county magistrate, and Gu Changchuan of the Cultural Bureau all attended, and the wedding of the first master of craftsmanship in the county is also a big event, so they are all there.

Some old friends in the county are also there, Liang Huili, Wang Congjun, Zhu Chao'an, they are all here, and Ren Xiaoqian Xiaomei is also among them.

The two dogs brought Xiaobai and Xiaohong with them, and the young people didn't care about the number of people, they were crowded together and laughing.

But these have nothing to do with Li Junge Ayin, Li Junge Si Xingzhun was busy as a maid to carry wine for Uncle Mingjiang, and Ayinqiu was also next to Liangzi as a bridesmaid, and the table was very busy.

The eldest aunt is also not allowed to rest as a guest teacher, and she has to chant a few words at each table, such as: "Relatives and friends are promoted, please sit down, and the rest will speak for the lord, the main son Luan Fengxi will be happy, and more red leaves will be compatible." Uncles and aunts and sisters-in-law, grandmothers and aunts and cousins, neighbors and reunions, and friends and classmates. Taste the drive to the cold house, the reception is not thoughtful, in this master to tell the step, light wine ten pours do not push. And so on.

Until four or five o'clock, these nine bucket bowls can be regarded as "roaring table".

In the evening, it's all the helpers, and a group of people who like to stay in the noisy cave room.

The characteristics of Lijiagou's wedding are one is the ceremony, and the other is the text.

Let's talk about the ceremony first, there is no plot of the unpacking ceremony of Li Jiagou to exaggerate the treasure, but the etiquette procedures are cumbersome, which is the folk custom of valuing gifts and ignoring wealth.

Let's talk about the text, first of all, what is the Tang language, the simple text, the ritual text, and all kinds of ancient literary styles throughout the whole process of the wedding.

What's even more interesting is Douwen.

In the old time, Li Jiagou picked up the road and made trouble, which was actually a fighting competition.

As far as the reception is concerned, the man, Mr. Okeri, must be well prepared, and if he is comfortable with the woman's courtesy conversation, he will inevitably be invited into the hall to sit down at the table and be accompanied by the Chiksi, whereas on the contrary, he will only be seated at the table on the side of the street.

If it is even funnier, the woman will even put a seat on the grinding plate for Mr. Charge, satirizing the man's Mr. Charge Rite as stupid as the grinding plate, making the man ugly for everyone to laugh at.

However, this will greatly hurt the brilliance of Mr. Rite, and it will also make the man's kissing team look gloomy, and he will not dare to make such a joke easily.

If the woman's Zhike Division does not do a good job, then the Zhike Division will have to toast to Mr. Zhili again and again, and is not qualified to accompany him in the same room.

For the obvious loss of Wuwencai, the guest and host not only deeply regret it, but also say in their hearts that the guest teacher or Mr. Zhuli did not invite well.

However, this wedding was very good, and the eldest aunt and Uncle Sixin were stunned to fight and it was quite exciting.

The two had already turned their rivalry into jade silk and sat together, and the eldest aunt toasted Uncle Sixin: "Brother agreed, good guy, you depreciated the bride price, and I was so scared that I was sweating!"

Uncle Sixin laughed: "Brother, you are also amazing, the woman came over from beginning to end and was stunned that she didn't put a shelf, very stable!"

Zhu Chao'an and Wang Congjun also joined in the fun with this table, as well as Li Junge, Uncle Pharmacist, Uncle Orion and Uncle.

Zhu Chaoan said: "You Li Jiagou is really fun! The four sentences and four sentences are very smooth!"

Li Junge smiled and said, "Slip away? This is called gossip! Do you think it's easy to get it?"

Zhu Chaoan scratched his head and said, "This, it's actually not that difficult, right?"

Li Junge instigated: "Then let's have a fight at this table, you and Wang Congjun are a pair, Uncle Sixin and the eldest aunt are too powerful to participate, let Uncle Pharmacist and Uncle Orion fight against you, don't you look down on you, right?"

Uncle Pharmacist and Uncle Orion waved their hands again and again: "You are either a university or a junior college, we can't handle you in the countryside, admit defeat and admit defeat!"

Zhu Chaoan laughed: "It's okay, it's okay, it's fun, Uncle Craftsman gets married, let's have fun!"

Li Junge said: "Then set a rule, just say the things on this table, one person and one by one, what is said can't be repeated, can't say a drink, simple and rude, okay?"

Zhu Chaoan smiled: "I'm not afraid, Ba Po, do you dare?!"

Wang Congjun said with a smile: "It's rare that the pig worm is so horizontal, I'll accompany you!"

Li Junge said with a smile: "Then let's start with Uncle Orion, and the rest of us will be referees." ”

Uncle Orion smiled and pointed to the square plate with candy and melon seeds: "Then it's here, a plate with four corners, and some delicious work on it, you can say that you can eat rice, but you can't say that you can eat shells." ”

Uncle Pharmacist laughed and nodded to another square plate: "It's my turn, one plate has four corners, two dogs sit on the opposite table, just seeing the mouth move, they can only eat and not speak." ”

This is a game often played at the banquet in Lijiagou, Uncle Orion and Uncle Pharmacist have so many words in their stomachs that they don't want to, Zhu Chaoan doesn't know how powerful, this is because he is in a hurry to jump into the pit.

Zhu Chao'an was looking at the wine glass with straight eyes and thinking about words, and Wang Congjun said with a smile: "A cup is very good, and the bud wine in it can be said to be a hero, but not a leper dog." ”

Zhu Chaoan just thought about the wine glass halfway, and was dumbfounded now, and it was too late to change things now, so he had to drink a glass.

Uncle Orion smiled again and said, "Here we go again!" A table is in all directions, and several basins are placed in the center, and you can say that you can eat quack, but you can't say that you can eat soup. ”

Jiachuan local dialect Gagaku is meat, reckless is rice, there is a couplet "fat and lean meat Gaga, dry rice porridge Reckless", only Jiachuan people can match.

Zhu Chaoan put his eyes on the chicken in the banquet, and Uncle Pharmacist immediately pointed at the chicken with chopsticks and smiled: "A rooster has two feet, this one rises and that one falls, you can say that you can eat wings, but you can't say that you can eat the shell of your mouth." ”

Zhu Chaoan turned his eyes to look at the fish again, Wang Congjun was faster, and said with a smile: "At the beginning of people, nature is good, this carp should be done by me!"

There was no way to survive now, so Zhu Chaoan had no choice but to pour another cup and shout: "No, no, no, you are not allowed to rob me again!

Uncle Orion suddenly began to speed up: "Folded ear roots, fill the basin, I can't tell how scorched!"

Uncle Pharmacist also followed: "Silver wine jug, Lu Ban pretends, I can't say it, I'm so panicked!"

Wang Congjun then said: "The scoop is short, the chopsticks are long, I can't tell you to finish!"

The three of them finished in three sentences and five seconds, and then looked at Zhu Chaoan quietly together.

Zhu Chaoan was stunned all of a sudden, I damn it! There is such a way to cheat people!

looked at the three of them hesitantly, their eyes gurgling, and said, "This, this...... Red...... Roast pork, uh, um, it tastes good...... Delicious ......"

Wang Congjun slapped the table: "Pig worm, hurry up!

Zhu Chaoan was suffocated, slapped the table and shouted: "You eat meat, I eat chaff!"

Li Junge's eyes widened, and he turned his head and squirted out a mouthful of soup!

The people at the table laughed crookedly, the uncle laughed so much that half of the wine was shaken off, and the people also sobbed: "Hahahaha, Anwa...... Ava you can!"

Li Junge took a napkin to wipe his clothes: "Hahahaha! The pig worm is just starting now, you hurry up and think of some words, you have to use four words in a while!"

Zhu Chaoan was dumbfounded again: "What?"