Xiaoyun's father and son look awesome at first glance, but in fact, they have been reduced to their cousin's killing tools, and they have gained notoriety.

My cousin's methods are close to a certain party, which is really unconvincing.

What is the purpose of my cousin?

It's simple, become the number one in the world. ╭(╯e╰)╮

The prologue is that he came back from playing cattle and sheep outside the customs and playing with Russian girls, don't think that he came back for someone, he just wanted to compete for the first place in the world.

If you want to compete for the first place in the world, you have to get rid of the opponent, his opponent is very clear, that is, the first old man in the world, the second Shangguan Jinhong in the world, as well as Ah Fei and Yang Yan (Amazing Fairy), as long as these four big fools are removed, my cousin can look up to the sky and roar: I am the first in the world, I am the first in the world!!

Of course, the stupid comparison of Long Xiaoyun and his son is not among them, these two people still brag every day that people will have weaknesses, in fact, their own weaknesses: being carried away by hatred have long been taken into the eyes of their cousins, and they are no longer worth mentioning.

The cousin is too ruthless, desireless is rigid, and the golden body is not bad.

But since my cousin wants to become the first in the world, of course he needs to be thoughtful, so he still cooperated with Mr. Mei Er to act in a play, which led to Long Xiaoyun, who had entered the junior class of the University of Science and Technology of China at that time, abolished his martial arts, and strangled the next generation of successors in the cradle.

He also has a perverted tendency to molest young children, always delaying the time he spends with Long Xiaoyun every time, and his eyes explode intently at Xiaoyun, while feeling the pleasure of Xiaoyun's beautiful childish voice calling him "uncle".

Such a perverted sexual fetish is enough to go down in history and confront the twin peaks of the Marquis de Sade in France.

Of course, my cousin is the third place in the national unified college entrance examination, and he is a senior intellectual, and he will not be familiar with those secondary school students and college students, so he will not do it himself, in fact, his two broken flying knives are also in vain, and he can't hurt the above four masters at all, and he can only kill a small character like Bai Xiaosheng, which can be seen from the fact that in the end, with the assistance of Yang Yan, he spent a lot of effort to kill Shangguan Jinhong and was almost beaten through.

But although my cousin was almost beaten, my cousin was very happy, because after this battle, the two major rivals were eliminated, and he could play gongs and drums and sing.

As for Ah Fei and the old man Tianji, it is even simpler, Ah Fei is a non-mainstream brain wreck with strong martial arts, and he can ko'll be able to use Lin Xian'er to play the rest of his own play, so that he can be no one and no ghost all day long.

As for the betrayal for a period of time, it is my cousin's forte, which can make Ah Fei feel even more guilty after "repenting", and follow his cousin with all his heart and become his cousin's killing tool.

The world's No. 1 Tianji old man has courage and no strategy, and his cousin used a trick to pass on his whole body skills to Ah Fei, the first killer under his cousin, and **** died.

In order to prevent the descendants of the old man from taking revenge, the cousin personally seduced Sun Xiaohong, so that the only relative of the old man of Tianji became his **, and Ah Fei, the only descendant of the old man of Tianji, became the cousin's most loyal younger brother.

My cousin does things, he doesn't leak, and he gains fame and fortune, which is really admirable.

Let's talk about my cousin's feelings, my cousin's parents died when he was a child, and he owned Li Yuan alone, and formed the sexual model of the king-princess with his cousin, which not only distorted his cousin's psychology, but also made him *** hungry and became the number one yin demon in the martial arts in the future.

My cousin not only kills people, but also punishes his heart, killing the heroes of the world, and punishing the infatuation of the world.

My cousin himself was spotless.

The cousin deliberately made an ambiguous gesture emotionally, which made Long Xiaoyun, Lin Shiyin, Lin Xian'er, and Yang Yan suffer all their lives, and made a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, and directly sent Long Xiaoyun and Jing Wuming, the two heroic teenagers, to the China Disabled Persons' Association.

My cousin is still a strict enmity against Liu Piaopiao: Actually, I am an actor.

Yin Tianqiu said to Liu Piaopiao: If you have to call me to play tricks, can you not add the word "death" in front?

Yin Tianqiu to Du Juan'er: Because the director didn't shout "card".

Yin Tianqiu said to Liu Piaopiao: If it weren't for the chair blocking my legs, I might not be able to beat you.

Yin Tianqiu: Hey!

Liu Piaopiao: What for?

Yin Tianqiu: Gone?

Liu Piaopiao: yes.

Yin Tianqiu: Where are you going?

Liu Piaopiao: Go home.

Yin Tianqiu: And then?

Liu Piaopiao: Go to work.

Yin Tianqiu: Is it okay not to go to work?

Liu Piaopiao: If you don't go to work, you will support me?

Yin Tianqiu: Hey!

Liu Piaopiao: What's the matter?

Yin Tianqiu: I'll raise you!

Liu Piaopiao: You should take care of yourself first, fool.

Liu Piaopiao to Yin Tianqiu: Thank you boss.

Yin Tianqiu said to Liu Piaopiao: Congratulations, you will definitely become a very good lady sitting on the stage.

Liu Piaopiao to Yin Tianqiu: You will definitely become a very good runner.

Liu Piaopiao said to Yin Tianqiu: Huh, your lips are broken, do you need lip balm?

Yin Tianqiu to Aunt Xia: Aunt Xia, is there anything that is completely invisible?

Wu Meng's one against Yin Tianqiu:, you are a puddle of, and your life is cheaper than ants. I take a Mercedes (Chinese also say "I drink Mercedes"), you pick your nose, you know that death is no longer moving.

Yin Tianqiu: Extras are also actors!

Yin Tianqiu: No matter how much you look down on me, I'm an actor.

Yin Tianqiu to the four-eyed boy: Light a fire for me!

Liu Piaopiao to Yin Tianqiu: What kind of shit pacifier are you sucking?

Liu Piaopiao to Yin Tianqiu: What kind of bullshit asabi do you eat?

Liu Piaopiao to Yin Tianqiu: Do you have a bullshit tear in your eyes?

Liu Piaopiao to Yin Tianqiu: What kind of bullshit do you have?

Yin Tianqiu to Liu Piaopiao: Of course, for some like-minded and interested friends, everyone can also sit down and study together.

Yin Tianqiu to the director: Because my character is a little more naughty, the underlying line in my heart is - I don't want to die.

The director said to Yin Tianqiu: Damn! If you don't want to die, you have to die!

Yin Tianqiu: I'm sorry! I'm undercover!

Yin Tianqiu to the director: There are bento boxes to eat every day, right?

Yin Tianqiu's one to Wu Yan: No matter if you look up to me or look down on me, I will take back the three bento boxes that belong to me.

Yin Tianqiu: 25 and a half pieces of tomato egg rice, thank you!

Sunny vs. Yin Tianqiu: If it had been two years ago, I would have stabbed you to death!

Liu Piaopiao said to Long Shao: Virgin, it's punctual, it's cheap.

The little gangster has a grudge against Yin Tianqiu: Then, "Thunderstorm" is to talk about righteousness!

Yin Tianqiu said to the director: Actually, if you wait a little longer, I will die, and I will die.

The little gangster has Yin Tianqiu: The most important thing for us to come out and mix is to be righteous.

Liu Piaopiao: You don't know how to draw boxing, have you ever studied?

(Piao Piao is knitting a scarf at the door) Yin Tianqiu: Piao Piao.

Liu Piaopiao: What are you doing? It's dark, and no phone calls have come. Would you like to cook your food?

Yin Tianqiu: I just ......

Liu Piaopiao: Why are you dressed like this, aren't you playing the leading role? I don't care if you are the protagonist or playing tricks, you have to support me for the rest of my life.

(Take the scarf) and try it, whether it fits or not.

Wow, it's red, it's a lipstick print, you're fooling around?

I'll give you a way to live this time, and next time I won't give you food, let's go. What are you looking at? Unconvinced, hit me, stupid.

Yin Tianqiu: Piaopiao, I love you. ”

……

…… ╭(╯e╰)╮

"What attracts me to the film is that this film shows the struggle of small people, and it is also an autobiographical film of Director Zhou.

I like Director Zhou's movies, not only because of the humor and funny of the film, but also because of the life emotions that Director Zhou conveys to people.

There are many classic lines in the film: the reality is much more complicated than imagined, in fact, I am an actor, aren't extras human, you see that it is dark ahead, but as long as you persevere, you can see the dawn, I just want a chance......

One of my favorite quotes is "Actually, I'm an actor."

Learn some of Director Zhou's background information, know his hard work when he was a student, and the efforts he made to become an excellent actor.

These are all said by Yi Tianqiu in the film when he was ridiculed and not affirmed by others, his perseverance and simplicity of ideals can be explained directly through this sentence, his ideal is to be an actor, an actor who can get at least one lunch, he doesn't value that lunchbox, what he values is the meaning behind that lunch, and the "sign" of being affirmed as an actor on the set.

Here, you can see his nobility, he doesn't want to be a star, stars have no equal relationship with acting skills and art.

He does not have the impetuousness of those who want to be stars now, he is down-to-earth and hard-working, and what he dedicates to his ideals is his sincerity and dedication to his ideals.

Maybe it's because of these that I was deeply touched, and when I watched the film again, I had a strong resonance.

When Yin Tianqiu shouted loudly to Piaopiao: "I'll raise you!"

When he said this, although he could see the hesitation before making a decision, I thought it was not that he didn't love her, but that he loved her too much and didn't know how to make her happier, whether he could really raise her.

This seemingly simple and childish sentence contains Yin's simple and direct truth.

Liu Piaopiao said a fool and left, but she in the car couldn't control her feelings and cried a mess.

As a dancer, it is very humble, what reason is there to crave the love of others.

The scenes on the Fengyue field were already numb, so when a "fool" said these four words of love declaration, she couldn't resist the tears in her eyes, and she couldn't resist the deep emotion in her heart.

When the film arrives here, people are no longer nonsensical and funny, and when they watch this film again with a mature heart, they will laugh, but when they laugh, they are mostly in their hearts.

Because it gives more meaning, it is a film that is worth savoring and rewarding. ”

At the beginning of the film, with his back and a piece of the sea, he shouts "Struggle!".

So, how can this be considered a comedy? Or should I say it's an inspirational film.

The Yin Tianqiu who wears an inferior suit and his trousers are always a little shorter, the young man who frowns on his eyebrows and always insists on his self-esteem with an embarrassed face, and the one who doesn't have much confidence but emphasizes "I'm an actor" over and over again, that's Yin Tianqiu, that's Zhou Xing.

The most touching power is sincerity.

When a person writes about himself, he must be the most sincere.

Therefore, at the beginning of the film, facing the back of the waves shouting hard work, the trotting trick of just asking for a lunch box every day on the set seized the opportunity to have a good time in front of the **, such an opening is consistently nonsense, but it is so real that it is moving.

If you want to make a comedy. The King of "The King" chooses the most touching episode, probably everyone will choose the sentence "I will raise you" that he shouted out of the house to Cecilia Cheung.

This is not a simple love affair between children and daughters, and even if you think about it carefully, it is more touching than the love between Supreme Treasure and Zixia Fairy.

Liu Piaopiao was wearing Yin Tianqiu's shirt, her hair was scattered, leaning on the windowsill and looking quietly into the distance.

Clean picture, clean face.

I think those who have watched this film must remember that picture, the breeze is gentle, the posture is elegant, and it is incompatible with the identity of the nightclub escort lady before, which looks pure and beautiful. ”

……

"If you say, the highest level of comedy is to make people laugh and cry.

There is no doubt that "The King of Comedy!" is the undisputed representative of this type of film.

This dragon actor named Yin Tianqiu, you can't understand why he has such a great passion for acting.

No matter how good the opportunity is, he is willing to try;

No matter what kind of ridicule he faces, he will explain to people "I am an actor" seriously;

Even in the middle of the night, he would take out a strange copy of "Actor's Self-cultivation" to encourage himself.

However, from beginning to end, he was just a role actor.

One of the biggest things I did was to hold a performance at a neighborhood welfare club.

Watching him run around comically from front of the stage to the back of the stage, I couldn't help but laugh, but then tears came out.

Who says that comedy in movies is not another expression of tragedy in life?"

"Although I have long been accustomed to Director Zhou's movies, I have never particularly liked the nonsense of this kind of laughter, and the sadness behind this kind of funny.

This movie, in fact, is quite touching to watch, the persistence of the little people, and it is a high-standard persistence, so difficult, so difficult.

The leading actors are all at the peak of their lives, they are still working hard in their careers, there are not so many joys and sorrows, and it is also when the heroine's appearance is extremely high.

The two most touching sentences in the movie are "Actually, I am an actor" and "I will support you", professionally, this is a dignified pursuit, which is moving; ”

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