The self-complaining of the author and the protagonist
Banknote: I've been so tired lately. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ο½ο½ο½Uο½Eγ infoIf you continue like this, you're going to die of overwork.
Wandering: Uncle, don't you sell cuteness anymore, don't you know how idle you have been lately?
Bills: Damn me! I'm young.
Free: You're a year older than my setting, aren't you an uncle?
Banknote: You should be as old as Yakumoγγγγγγγ It's all 17 or something
Free:...... What you say makes so much sense that I'm speechless
Banknote: Hehe, let's just say something that we don't have, and just make up 2,000 words.
Free: It's an honor to have such a responsible author. Okay, so let's talk about why your click-through rate is so low.
Banknotes: Huh. Mainly because this book is a slow burner, and it's just getting started. There is still a long way to go.
Wandering: No matter how slow it is, can it be as slow as the opinion of the neighbor next door? People write from the hell girl to Inuyasha, and I don't even see the shadow of Gensokyo in 700,000 words. You look at the clicks of the people. An absolute overwhelming victory! Uncle, are you comparable? The reader doesn't read it entirely because you write so badly.
Banknotes: We mainly take the short and lean routeγγγγγγ
Wandering: Then you look at the Taoist next door, Gensokyo didn't write much, and he still clicked on the table.
Banknotes:...... Have you taken your medicine today? Fight the fire with Lao Tzu, and lose your mind and go crazy!
Wandering: The serialization is 50,000 words, and I don't even have an unspoken rule for a female role!
Banknote: I see, don't worry about it, classmate. Shang Yang is already 300,000 words, isn't there still nothing happening? Didn't it take a long time for Ashimida to go? A little farther away, Yayun Hong was so miserable that he gave birth directly. There is also Su Daizhiγγγγγγ
Wandering: How many people have you hacked with this paragraphγγγγγγ Forget it, don't mention this. Author, are you going to let me use my ability to brush Gensokyo?
Banknotes: What abilities do you want?
Free: At least you have the ability of **Zi Ma.
Bill: You seem to have said something terrible.
Free: Don't worry about these details.
Banknote: **She's there to take revenge for disturbing your morning in the first chapter.
Wandering: This question is secondary, and now that I know that she has the ability to intermittently, I am so scared that I dare not γγγγγγ
Banknotes: Don't dare to fall in love with your right handγγγγγγ
Free: Don't say it so disgustingly. Biologyally, it's called a hand grip. (Indirectly admits that he is a livestock)
Banknote: I think what you're saying is even more disgusting.
Wandering: Then you won't let me uncover the rules once!
Banknote: Don't make a fuss, or I'll write you as Yuri, and pick up the soap of the merchant sheep
Free:...... You're ruthless
Banknote: There will be ability, probably at the time of the flower mound.
Wandering: I feel like I'm more than lucky. (Flower Shadow Tomb has a flower mother, King Yama, **Death)
Banknote: As for your clerk, I'm going to import it from other anime games.
Wandering: Can you tell us more about the style of painting? It's not a weird anime
Banknotes: It won't be Ping Pong and Evil Flowers. (squint)
Free: Looks like you won't spoil it.
Banknote: Can tell you that your clerk is at least goddess-level.
Wandering: Aligado!
Banknote: It's just a thousand words now, let's talk a little longer.
Wandering: By the way, on behalf of nearly 10 million readers, I asked the author, when will I write extras?
Banknote: Oh, you said that you have your own view of Gintama, soon.
Wandering: I mean, in a work like "Gensokyo's Custom House", which has tens of millions of readers, when will you write about my extras?
Banknote: Uhββ, it's still a long-term plan. If it's the reader's will, let's go out of the way.
Free: Can you give me a detailed introduction, no, the reader?
Banknote: It is mainly written before Gensokyo.
Wandering: Is there a black history? People are so shy. (Inner Ecstasy)
Banknote: It's okay, I've got his consent, and he said it's good to show the young people what he had been through.
Free:...... He?
Banknote: Yes, I begged Liang Fan many times before he agreed to me.
Free:......
Banknote: Are you particularly looking forward to it?
Free:......
Banknotes: What's wrong with you?
Wandering: Damn, isn't Lao Tzu's charm as good as that of a middle-aged uncle? Why can he have a fan! You are a comic author whose head is in the king's water (concentrated hydrochloric acid: concentrated nitric acid = 3:1, three horizontal and one vertical is the king), shouldn't you add some cesium hydroxide to neutralize the ph bastard!
Banknotes:......
Wandering: Talk, funny. Don't play dead, bastard, will I feed you a quick-acting heart pill?
Bill: You're done.
Purple: Allah, it seems that the two of you are talking very speculatively.
Free & banknote: Purple adult
Purple: I heard someone call me Purple Mama just now.
Banknote: As you said, it's none of my business.
Wandering: Wait, Purple-sama. He's framing me. Don't njadsnobxbabdaiyehqbfwfnnxncushdyuhery838
Purple: Do you think I'm too old to hear who's talking?
Banknotes:...... Yes, Purple-sama is forever 17~\\(β§β½β¦)/~
The chemical fusion is probably dead. (Lu Xun was really angry too.) The word "probably" here refers to the author's speculation, while the word "definitely" here indicates γγγγγγ If you die, you die)
ps: There are a lot of people who have been hacked, and here I mean that this article is absolutely not aimed at anyone.
PS2: Most of the above readers' comments were made up by me. (Because no one has raised an opinion at allγγγγγγ Only one of the reader's comments was actually made. If you are interested, let's find it in the essence for yourself.
PS3: I'm afraid of myself when I hack myself, do you know what that means?
PS4: I put this chapter in this volume so as not to interfere with the development of the main story.
ps5: The Gensokyo I wrote is still full of positive energy, not a dark oriental text. Because the author himself is a comic.
ps6: If the number of words is not enough, use ps to make up, if the number of words is not enough?
ps7: There will be more and more chapters of this kind of nonsense in the future, and of course there will be more and more black people. If someone's patience has reached a critical pointγγγγγγ Then I decided to raise his critical point significantly
PS8: Isn't the 300-word PS a bit too sad.
ps9: Forget it, that's it, and then write it is really PS for the sake of PS (people who are art for the sake of art can't afford to hurt) I really hope that some readers will say that "the PS written by the banknote is the text" or something.
PS10: Let me say the last sentence, I'm sorry I haven't updated recently, although no one has read it, but I'll still make up for it.