Chapter 27: Spit Out
"What's wrong with Xiaopeng? Don't sell it, did you confess to you?"
"Tell me, did he hint at you?"
"No, it's just that the wine is strong and gallant, and the wine is the matchmaker. Last time, I borrowed the wine gall, Xiaopeng actually said that he was willing to stay in the west chamber of the moon and be my lover. Seriously, I was so confused that I didn't wake up until a little girl called her mother on the side of the road, I was the mother of two children!"
"Wang Jinjin, you are playing with fire, do you know? You must not put yourself in a situation from which you will never recover, you must firmly remember that you are a married mother with two children! Your father-in-law is still a high-ranking official, and if your daughter-in-law Hongxing goes out of the wall, your father-in-law will have to tear you apart. Your Yang Jie will not spare you! When the time comes, you will wait to pack up the bed and leave! The husband and wife who cheat on each party are all out of the house, and the children will not belong to you at that time, and your youth will be wasted all these years. "I regard her as my closest best friend, and I am naturally not polite at all.
Wang Jinjin turned from frustration to a little angry, and scolded hatefully: "You are a full man who doesn't know how hungry you are, not to mention that I haven't done anything yet! Aren't people trying to restrain themselves!"
Tang Wanwan was busy playing the round, "Jingjing is also worried about you, I advise you to quickly break off that thief's heart, rein in the precipice as soon as possible, if you can't control your body, just change the gym and change the female personal trainer, lest you be hungry and catch one and pounce on it." ”
"Okay, I have my own measure, it's your turn now, Wanwan, I'm already gearing up, listening to me~ Jingjing, do you also want to gossip?" Wang Jinjin's charming eyes, his eyes were like torches, revealing the young woman's charm all the time.
I nodded cooperatively, to be honest, I know a little about the men and women that Tang Wanwan experienced on campus, but it is impossible for her to spread out in front of Wang Jinjin, after all, this is the first time they have met.
Tang Wanwan was a little embarrassed, but she pretended to be indifferent, "Just talk about it, who is afraid of whom." Who is not young and frivolous, when I was blind, I used to talk to an object of a scumbag, and later after living together, I found that he had two WeChat, once while he was taking a bath, I secretly looked at his chat history, Nima, actually cheated on my colleague Xiaoli, I was still very good friends with Xiaoli at the time, I didn't expect this scumbag to step on two boats, and enjoy the blessings of all people. Later, when he came out of the shower, the big pig's trotters were about to pounce on, I quickly stopped, suggesting a more exciting game, he immediately came to the fresh, full of spring eyes agreed. That night, we played S&M, I first tied him up, then took out his leather whip and whipped his body fiercely, listening to his pig howling for mercy, I felt like I was psychologically BT, but I enjoyed the pleasure of trampling the scumbag under my feet, and later, no matter how he begged for mercy, I waved the leather whip on his body and whipped mercilessly, and finally under my torture, he handed over the matter of stepping on two boats, and took the initiative to compensate a lot of breakup fees as compensation. ”
"Oh my God, it's really a human being who can't look like the sea is invincible, Wanwan, you are actually an S, it simply refreshes my three views. ”
"Wanwan, am I a fake top bunk sister, I didn't see that you have such potential, and you still play S&M!
Tang Wanwan was shy, "What's the matter, I was just angry at the time, I happened to have accidentally heard about S&M's game, so I learned and sold it now, but I didn't expect to get a good harvest, punished the scumbag, and got compensation." Treat that kind of person, you have to play ruthlessly, I think, he will not dare to tie a leather whip for the rest of his life, he should have a shadow for the rest of his life!
At Coffee Bar No. 33, the three of us women whispered private words between women, as if we were back in that pheasant university.
At that time, the girls' dormitory loved to talk about these men and women, although they were all female college students who looked innocent on the outside, but these days, few girls are virgins after graduating from high school. When boys get together, they tend to talk about women. And when girls get together, they tend to talk about men. If there are dirty girls among them, when they get together, they will only discuss the majesty of men, the strength of men there, and the weakness of men. To a certain extent, women are not reserved, more unrestrained than men, and dirtier than men.
I'm used to hearing big meat and vulgarity, and sometimes I laugh at myself when I'm young and ignorant. When I was a kid my mom told me that kissing me would get pregnant. Once I was eating, my Ah Huang came to grab it, accidentally rubbed my mouth, after a few months, Ah Huang gave birth, at that time I swore in my heart, as long as I have a bite to eat, I will not starve them five. Every day I would secretly leave a few pieces of meat for them to eat. It's funny to think about it, I'm a woman, how can the breed of our female dog Ah Huang be mine!
The three women covered their mouths and snickered, and the sisters usually spoke freely, "Jin Jin, I see that you and my family Lao Chen are getting along together, and you two are people who want to be dissatisfied." Give me your Yang Jie's big group company, big villa, Cayenne or something!"
After another playful smile, Wang Jinjin sighed, "Is it because we women are asking too much, or are there too few well-rounded men now?" Have you ever seen my personal trainer's figure, he is like a fire, which can make me burn in an instant. I don't even dare to think deeply, hey-"
"Don't be a nymphomaniac! For a little man who doesn't know how many old women he sleeps with, he makes himself look like Sichun. Listen to me, go back and discuss with Yang Jie, go to the Oriental Male Hospital and take a look, maybe you can be cured! After all, eating the food in your own pot is healthy!"
"That is, the most important thing between husband and wife is to face together, although I have not yet entered the grave of marriage, but I have seen a lot, I think you two must talk openly and honestly. ”
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Unconsciously we chatted until four o'clock in the afternoon, three women were about to go to Songhe Tower to eat squirrel mandarin fish, at this time the mobile phone rang invariably, Tang Wanwan's programmer boyfriend developed the APP tonight at the Hilton Hotel held a launch ceremony, she had to accompany him to witness this important moment; Wang Jinjin glanced at the mobile phone WeChat, blushing, needless to say, it must be the hormonal young personal trainer who asked her to go to the gym to fitness, contact feelings; Lao Chen sent a WeChat, a few short words, warm," I made your favorite sweet and sour pork ribs tonight, come back quickly!", Lao Chen, this is the sun hitting the west and coming out, today I am rushing to bring the baby, and I made my favorite sweet and sour pork ribs, could it be that I have a request tonight?
Wang Jinjin suddenly shouted coquettishly at the top of his voice, "I won't eat with my sisters at night, I want to lose weight, I want to practice the vest line, I want to practice peach buttocks." As she spoke, she took out her Dior 999 makeup, and anyone with a discerning eye knew that she was deceiving herself, and the drunkard didn't mean to drink.
Tang Wanwan sneered: "Don't cover your eyes and coax your nose - deceive yourself! However, I also have something to do tonight, my boyfriend's APP debuted, I have to cheer him on." ”
The three women agreed on the next girlfriend time, and each happily rushed to the date.
Along the way, I guessed countless possibilities, the more I thought about Lao Chen's inattentiveness today, the more wrong it became, in the past, even if Lao Chen wanted to have the joy of bed, he had never made such a big move, and he was taking a baby and cooking, a typical "nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief".
When I got home, there was a peaceful atmosphere in the house, Xiaobing changed his usual and took Siqi to play Lego on the side like a big brother, and the eldest sister-in-law and Lao Chen showed off their cooking skills in the kitchen, and the house was full of fireworks. At this time, a huge suitcase next to the shoe cabinet was particularly abrupt, and the pink suitcase looked like a woman's.
Lao Chen saw me coming back, and enthusiastically carried my bag for me, "Wife, come back! Let's have a good chat with my girlfriend today! You see my sister made a table of good dishes, all of which are your favorite food, let's relax tonight, don't get drunk and don't go home, my mother has a nurse to take care of her in the hospital, and I will give my sister a night off, we haven't pulled the family for a long time." ”
I glanced at Lao Chen, and then glanced at the suitcase in front of me, Lao Chen immediately explained with a smile, "Mom was not lightly injured this time, as the saying goes, it takes a hundred days to hurt the muscles and bones, my sister came to live for a while, take care of our mother, and by the way, let us also enjoy the happiness, my sister is still good at cooking." ”
Seeing that my face was embarrassed, Lao Chen immediately made an oath, "Xiao Bing said, I will not bully my sister in the future, I will not be naughty, and I promise to listen to my aunt." Isn't it, little soldier?" asked Lao Chen, who was having a good time, at the top of his voice.
"Yes, aunt, I promise not to be naughty or mischievous. ”
Lao Chen's posture is so low, I am not the kind of mean person, the eldest sister-in-law comes to take care of her mother, this is human nature, I pulled the corners of my mouth and acquiesced.
After dinner in the evening, Lao Chen and his sister-in-law rushed to wash the dishes, and I was soft-hearted and hard-mouthed, "Lao Chen, I'll wash it! I have learned your ability to wash dishes, and you may have misunderstood washing dishes." Dishwashing does not mean that the dishes are done after washing the dishes, dishwashing includes: tidying up the table and leftovers, washing dishes, washing cooking utensils, cleaning sinks and countertops, cleaning hoods and stoves, cleaning floors, throwing away kitchen garbage, changing garbage bags. ”
Lao Chen heard this, suddenly smiled ambiguously, put his two hands on my shoulders, and gently pinched it: "My wife is right, my wife has worked hard, and having a good wife in the family is better than a good field." Wife, remember to bring gloves to wash the dishes, people will feel distressed if you hurt your hands. My husband went to tutor the children with their homework. ”
"Go, sycophant!" I gave Lao Chen a blank look, and he happily threw a swishing wink at me, and ran away.