Shao Jimei snorted and shouted: "Husband, you can't be like this! People have waited for this day, they have waited for twenty-five years, and they must be happy no matter what!"

I had a round belly, so I had to say, "If I can solve this problem, I'll ...... it right away."

Shao Jimei couldn't wait, far more than a man thinks of a woman, grabbed it with her hand, watched the dirt fly up, kneaded it into a pill for me to eat, and told me to drink some water through a straw.

Will she hurt me? How dirty is it? Can I eat it?

Shao Jimei only said: "I am your wife." ”

I ate it immediately, with ......

I couldn't stand up and curled up on the word double happiness; I clutched my stomach and shouted: "I'm swollen to death! I even held back a cold sweat!"

Shao Jimei wanted to stomp on my stomach with her foot, but she was afraid of trampling to death, so she pondered for a long time, drew a picture in the palm of her hand, threw it into the air, and turned it into a hut, so that I could go in and see it......

People are like this, and they still torture me, I really don't want to move, I sleep on the word double happiness, I roll around, I swelled uncomfortably, I flick my legs and fly, and I get into the hut, I am stunned! It turned out to be a toilet......

That dirty muddy pill, somehow I got it, caused me to squat for two hours before I came out of it......

Shao Jimei's eyes could see the night clearly, and she gasped for a long time before asking, "Husband, how did you get it?"

I was tired, like I had a serious illness, and I wanted to see my ghost: "Ji Mei ......"

She knew better than I did, drawing a circle in the air and shining my face in it: her hair was black and messy, her thin face was dull, and her mouth was thick and rolled like an ugly bastard.

I always thought that I was the most handsome man in the world, but I didn't expect it to be so ugly!

There are a lot of things I don't understand, I want to ask, but I can't find anyone.

She twisted her body and coquettishly said: "Husband, no matter! The wind made trouble last night, and I have to make up for it tonight." ”

I'm dying! Even though I am a husband, I can't fulfill my obligations, and I have to explain: "I will wait until I have a good night's sleep for three days and three nights, and I will be completely recovered...... Okay, okay?"

Shao Jimei thought hard for a long time, lifted me up, pinched my chin, shrunk it into the air mirror, took it down and hugged it tightly and said, "This way you can't steal it." ”

I peeked out in the round mirror, I couldn't see anything, but I could smell her, the smell of the pig was gone, and somehow I could get it, and I could hook my soul......

It has been said that people have three souls and seven spirits, and if one of them is hooked, the mind will become extremely trance-like......

I somehow shouted, "Himemi, come in!"

The sound felt so small that even the mosquitoes couldn't hear it, but she was very sensitive, and she picked up the round mirror and asked, "Is it real?"

I don't know if I shouted it or if she said it for me: "Yes, come in!"

Shao Jimei was about to go crazy, threw the round mirror in the air, and shrank into it......

Didn't wait for me to react...... It's crazy...... Who would believe that she was so proactive......

The sound of "bang bang", and the mantra: pointing to the rising sun, the Yellow River does not die, and spreading the scroll to the top......

Shao Jimei rolled in the air, turning in circles and falling for a while, and asked me to join her, and said that this was a compulsory course.

I was very satisfied, and Shao Jimei didn't have a pig taste in the end, so I learned a few sets of kung fu from her.

The moon is quietly lit up, almost like the earth.

Shao Jimei punched and drilled out of the mirror......

I followed closely, and when I looked in the mirror, my hair was long and messy, and I had a face that was so thin that there was only bone left, like a skeleton, my eyes bulging out with magnifying glasses, my mouth was double, and I was dressed as a groom, and it looked very loose......

How could these Shao Jimei not know? For her sweetheart, she just wants to serve her well.

She broke me down, and I was so shabbling, even the wind could down......

Shao Jimei took off the aerial mirror, shrunk it and hung it around my neck, and said, "Husband, you have also seen that there is still a lot of dry firewood, which is the result of twenty years of accumulation; ”

I'm so thin, I have to take care of myself, otherwise, I'm going to go to the west, and I might ......

I don't know what Shao Ji Mei'an's heart is, he held me tightly with his hand and landed on the red double happiness word, and shouted loudly: "Let's go! Let's float!"

She never seemed to be hungry, but I couldn't, my stomach pulled down my face, and I chirped, "It's time to eat?"

We will fly high, we will descend...... I couldn't stand it anymore and shouted, "Himemi, how can I get something to eat?"

She didn't squeak, and she looked very romantic, as if she was deliberately pretending, but the word double happiness flew far away, and she saw the sea, and was not afraid......

"Bang", the water splashed, and the word double happiness floated on the sea, one will rise to the crest of the wave, and the other will fall into the trough of the wave.

I panicked, staring at my eyes and screaming loudly......

Shao Jimei danced happily and shouted, "The sea, we are coming!" As soon as she stretched out her hand, she caught a bouncing white-bellied fish from the water, handed it to me, and said, "Eat it, and your stomach will be full." ”

I was scared, and I couldn't eat such a big fish, about five pounds, so I had to let her find a way.

The body of the fish is half red, half black, the mouth is large, full of prickly teeth, the tail is like a fan, and it is very ugly!

Shao Jimei threw it into the air, fixed it on it, pinched out a ball of fire with her hands and threw it out, flying to the fish and burning it around.

My nose was pointed, and I could smell the fragrance from afar, and finally I couldn't stop drooling.

Shao Jimei calculated in person: "Five catties of fish, remove the scales and bone spurs, there are at least four catties, how can it be enough for you to eat? I only eat half a catty of fish, and I will keep the rest." ”

I was very upset and restricted my food......

The word double happiness floats far away on the surface of the sea, and you can't see the cooked fish, what can I do?

"Half a catty is half a catty, I can't wait!"

Shao Jimei waved her hand, and a small black dot came from afar, and she saw clearly in front of her that it was the fish, and only the bones remained.

I was very sorry: "What is it that stole this fish?"

She didn't seem to care, but I was so hungry that I held the long bones of the fish and tore the rest of the flesh with my mouth.

The divine mouth of the queen's seal also came to help, and even the thorns were eaten together, and I always felt that I still owed ......

Shao Jimei grabbed it several times in the sea with her hand, but found nothing, and spread out her hand that she couldn't figure out......

What kind of broken fish is this? Sweating and fidgeting after eating, I kicked my legs and flew up......

Shao Jimei grabbed a piece of hair casually, turned it into a rope, threw it, tied it to my waist, and ran forward......

She flew higher and higher like a kite...... He shouted loudly: "I let my husband fly! The sea, come and see!"

The waves are getting smaller and smaller, and in the sound of "whooshing" water, a man's head comes out, looks at it from a distance, and shouts: "Beauty, can you let me fly?"

Shao Jimei was only excited, but she didn't expect a sound to come out of the sea, and she was startled.

A yellowish bald man, covered in moss, with a big nose and small eyes, no clothes and pants, I don't know how old he is?