I really wanted a baby, and I kept shouting, "Kiss it! Kiss the baby, don't you know what it is?"

These words angered Shao Jimei, and she glared and scolded: "Stupid! Are you willing to marry a pig daughter-in-law? What am I, don't you know yourself?"

I was panicked, afraid of giving birth to a piglet, I wanted to be happy, but there was a small dispute, which directly affected the life of the couple.

Despite this, Shao Jimei still went crazy and shouted at the top of her voice: "I have a husband! Do you know? How difficult it is to find a beloved? Some women can only be extremely reluctant to become defeated dogs!"

I felt like she was cheating on me, the older man and the girl were about five years old, but she was older than me, what if she became an old woman?

She has her own saying: "The fairy is twenty-five years old, the youngest in the world...... Some fairies are hundreds of millions of years old, and they can still become big girls to find men and have children. ”

I was almost scared to death, what is the concept of a billion-year-old woman?

Isn't it true that I don't understand what Shao Jimei means? Even so, I still don't believe it, unless someone proves it......

It was strange, and there was wind in the moon, which blew us away, and she held my hand tightly, and so did I, and we couldn't control the rotation under the influence of the wind.

Shao Jimei's hand was about to be separated from me, leaving only one finger tightly hooked, and she was so frightened that she shouted with a blue face: "Husband, don't leave me!"

I was afraid that I would lose her when I came to this strange place, but the strength of my middle finger alone could not support my whole body.

A gust of wind passed between us, and she broke free first, blowing us both apart.

Who would have thought that there would be such a strong wind in the moon? The body is so light that it cannot land, the hair is blowing wildly, and the blindfolded cannot see anything.

I couldn't say a word but scream. Poor me, rolling alone in the air......

I don't know how long it took to blow, but it finally fell into the valley and waited hard......

However, this demonic wind blew for a whole day and a night before it stopped......

I was so hungry that I took down the Queen's mouth from it, threw it away, and soon disappeared from sight; I looked at it with a magnifying glass, and shouted, "Shao Jimei—where are you?"

There was no echo in the valley, the shouting never looked back, I really couldn't figure it out, on a big day, even my wife didn't hug me properly.

How much I longed for the moon, where I longed for? I didn't expect it to be so cruel, why don't you let me and my wife be happy?

The three biggest things in life, this is the most important, and I am no longer alone.

I flew along the sky, and I didn't see anything, not even mice, not a white rabbit.

Chang'e's Guanghan Palace could not be found, and there were many crooked small rivers that poured into the sea, emitting a blue light.

It dawned on me that the moon we saw might be the light reflected by the sea.

The mouth of the god floated lazily, and turned around my head a few times, overlapping my mouth, and felt the breath of a queen's mother;

I craved a full meal, but I didn't get anything. I'm going crazy with hunger! Shao Jimei can turn her mouth into a horn and eat flowers in the air, but I can't.

I really wanted to take the clock off my forehead, but it looked like it was growing in flesh.

It's so strange! If the god's mouth can be taken down, why can't the broken bell be ...... I couldn't help it, and shouted frantically: "Shao Jimei ......"

The last sound, which came far away, seemed to have a response, and shouted many times in the direction from which it came......

Miraculously, a small black dot flew from far away, and I was so startled that I opened my eyes to the fullest......

As the moonlight drew nearer, it stopped in front of me, and shouted in the red double happiness word used for our wedding: "Come up!"

I can't believe it's true, how can a piece of double happiness like a piece of paper fly?

Shao Jimei stretched out her long hand, dragged me alive to Double Happiness and said, "Husband, let me find it so hard! I thought you were outside the moon and didn't show up for Double Happiness......

Like a big fool, I thought it was my voice calling me......

Shao Jimei doesn't hide this, and it makes me think about it......

Such shallow content is unknown only to the big fools......

She and I sat on the word double happiness and flew around, like a baby's cradle, very romantic......

However, although the two played happily, their stomachs always pulled their faces and they hummed and chirped.

Shao Jimei stared at my head for a long time and said, "8:50 p.m." ”

This broken bell has hurt me: I want to see the time, but I can't do it.

Shao Jimei has a way: "If I'm not by your side, I can find a place with water to take a photo, won't I understand?"

She knows everything, why don't she take this broken bell down?

The question is easy to answer: "Zhong is not her immortal method, and it cannot be cracked." ”

I've heard her talk about the immortal law twice, is my wife ......

She was vague and didn't make it clear;

There was a bright moon hanging high in the sky, and the tall osmanthus tree was faintly visible, as if someone was wielding an axe......

I was so excited that I wanted to bounce off the word double happiness......

Shao Jimei grabbed me tightly and said, "Don't go, are you stupid? That's ......."

My eyes were about to bulge out, and I couldn't help but ask, "Are we here...... Is it ......?"

Shao Jimei said angrily: "It's your fault? I became a husband and wife, and I didn't live a married life; I don't care, I'll live now!"

It's not that I don't want to, I'm hungry -- I can't get romantic, don't I know?

This didn't bother her, so she drew a big cake in the air, blew a breath of fairy air, took it down, put it in my hand and said, "Eat it!"

Oh my God, and such a big loaf, one meter in diameter and thirty centimeters thick, it looks like enough to eat for a few days.

When I took a bite, it was softer than cotton, and I didn't eat a few bites, and it all got into my mouth, choking me uncomfortably.

Shao Jimei grabbed it in the air and flashed a small straw for me to suck around......

I didn't expect it to be like tap water, which kept ...... After a while, my belly was rounded, and I trembled and asked, "It's impossible to drink water and get pregnant, right?"

Shao Jimei did not answer positively: "There are no wonders in the world, only the unexpected, and nothing that does not exist." ”

What's wrong? What does this mean? Can you drink water from the moon?

Shao Jimei explained tactfully: "Actually, there is water everywhere around us, it just depends on whether you have the ability to drink it." ”

The broken straw she had given her could not be thrown away, pinned to the back of her ear, like a man putting a cigarette.

However, my stomach was uncomfortable, and I couldn't sit honestly on the double happiness word.