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Not only should the script be very good and amusing, but the actors should also show strong acting talent.

Pure language can make people laugh, and pure body movements can make people laugh.

"Selling Abduction", as a comedy sketch and the finale of the Spring Festival Gala, showed the strong charm of the script's lines and performers at the beginning.

The audience leaned back with laughter from the start.

The live broadcast of Sky City, the sketch of "Selling Abduction" is still in progress.

I saw Su Yu on the stage glancing at the third actor, who didn't care about himself, and said to his daughter-in-law: "That person, the problem is very serious. ”

Yang Feifei was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

Su Yu regretted: "It's too serious. ”

The audience was amused by Su Yu's expression and movements.

The third actor, Dawei, looked very honest, with a big head and a thick neck, and was about to ride a bicycle, when he heard the words, he put the bicycle away, turned around and said to Su Yu a little unhappily: "What are you talking about?"

Su Yan waved his hand, as if he had been found doing something bad, and said foolishly: "Hehe, it's none of your business." ”

Everyone held back their laughter.

David shook his head, turned around and went back to his bike.

Yang Feifei pulled Su Yan's arm and wondered, "What is it, it's serious?"

Su Yu said: "You should tell him, if you don't tell this disease, it will be dangerous......"

Saying that, seeing Dawei paying attention to this side and wanting to come over, Su Yu, who was sitting on the bench, explained to Dawei: "It's okay, I see something wrong here, my daughter-in-law won't let me say it, you can't believe it, you can go, it's okay, hehe, it's okay, let......'s go."

The audience laughed.

Dawei was a little dissatisfied: "God babble, you are really ......" said and turned around and prepared to ride a bicycle again.

Su Yu said regretfully: "This disease is found to be in the late stage!"

The audience couldn't hold it back, Su Yu was too damaged.

Dawei couldn't hold back any longer, walked back again, and said angrily: "What's the matter with you?

Su Yu hurriedly comforted: "Don't get excited, you can see something wrong, oops, you don't believe it." ”

"Poof~"

The audience was so happy that the flickering began.

Dawei was successfully hooked up and began to get into the trap: "You have to say it, believe it or not, what's going on?"

Dawei was attracted, and Su Yu began to act: "Let's not talk about the condition, I know what you do!"

Dawei was surprised: "Do you know what I do, what am I doing?"

Su Yu said confidently: "You are a big boss in business......"

David was stunned: "What?"

Su Yu: "That's impossible. ”

The audience laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

Dawei said angrily: "Nonsense, did the big boss ride this?"

Su Yan approached Dawei, sniffed, and was full of confidence: "Work in a hotel." ”

Yang Feifei was surprised: "How do you know that he is in the hotel?"

Su Yan put his hands behind his back and pretended to be forced: "There is a smell of green onions on my body." ”

The big guy couldn't be happier.

Then, Su Yu asked Dawei: "Is it from the hotel?"

Dawei looked shocked, but he still couldn't believe it: "That...... What do you think I'm doing in a hotel?"

Su Yu vividly performed a gesture that chefs often do, and then said, "The chef who turns the spoon!"

Da Da was taken aback: "Huh?"

Su Yu asked with great momentum, "Is it not?"

Yang Feifei was confused and asked Su Yu, "Oh, how do you know that he is a chef?"

Su Yu Chengzhu was in his chest: "Big head, thick neck, either big money or a guy." ”

After talking to Yang Feifei, Su Yu asked Dawei again, "Is it a chef?"

Dawei felt very amazing, and had to admit: "Wow, okay, okay, you guessed right." ”

Su Yu said dissatisfiedly: "Don't count, don't you?"

David: "Ah, yes, yes, the profession is definitely right. Then what did you just say about me, what did you say that it was serious and advanced, what was going on?"

Su Yu asked, "Can you believe it?"

Dawei was anxious: "You have to say it before I know if I believe it or not." ”

Haha, David drilled into the trap, and the audience watched it with relish.

Su Yu asked, "In the recent period, I don't feel that a certain part of your body is different from the past. You think, you think hard, you tell the truth. ”

Dawei was confused: "I don't feel anything different, I just feel that my face is getting bigger and bigger?"

Su Yu: "By the way, this is not the main disease! Do you know why your face is big?"

David: "Why?"

Su Yu was smothered, and said with confidence: "It's your peripheral nerve necrosis that has suffocated the top." ”

The audience burst out laughing, what kind of crooked reasoning is this, and it is serious.

David: "Where is that?"

Su Yu: "Below the waist, feet up." ”

David looked at himself for a moment and came back to his senses: "Legs?"

Su Yu praised: "That's right!"

Dawei stopped doing it now and retorted: "No, I don't have any problems with my legs." ”

Su Yu sneered: "Take two steps, take two steps, take two steps if you are not sick! Do you want to see a doctor? Just take two steps to see a doctor!"

Dawei doesn't believe in evil anymore: "Okay, okay, take two steps......"

As he spoke, he began to walk, muttering as he went, "Walk, walk, walk, two, step......"

Dawei's walking action amused everyone, which was also too funny.

Su Yu watched Dawei walk, and suddenly shouted, "Stop!

Dawei was puzzled: "What's wrong?"

Su Yu said: "One with high and one with low?"

……

The audience couldn't stop laughing at all, and there was really no one else who had this flickering skill.

Su Yu: "That's it, I'll adjust it for you." Believe it or not, your leg is lifted as high as you can with my hand, and if I let you fall, you can drop as hard as you want, okay? Believe it or not? Your leg is sick, and your right leg is short!

Dawei has already entered the set and made moves with Su Yu's words.

Suddenly, Su Yu shouted, "Stop!

Dawei said dumbfoundedly: "It's numb." ”

Yang Feifei looked at Su Yan and said in surprise: "Why is he numb?"

Su Yu said: "You stomp, you are numb!"

"Poof~"

The audience laughed so hard that tears came out.

This is the most joyful and funny sketch everyone has seen so far, whether it is the lines or the actors, they are all top-notch.

More than 12 points, everyone laughed from beginning to end, Dawei was on fire.

An almost unknown sketch actor participated in such an amazing sketch, and this qualification can make a sketch actor rise to the top in the sketch world.

……

Dawei: "Sister, why didn't you find out so early?"

Yang Feifei: "If you hadn't met him earlier, you would have been lame if you met him earlier." ”

……

This sketch, even the staff of the Liaoning Provincial Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala Group watched it again and again, and "Selling Abduction" was rehearsed many times, and everyone never got tired of watching it, and they couldn't help but laugh every time they watched it.

For the first time, the sketch with a northeast accent shined and amazed the audience.

The "Ratings, Ratings ......" sketch was not over yet, and after the staff who monitored the ratings data counted the ratings five minutes ago, they were so excited that their faces were red and they spoke incoherently.