Chapter 909: The Finale
The Spring Festival Gala lasted until nearly ten o'clock in the evening, and the finale program was finally coming. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info
Everyone has watched a lot of singing and dancing programs, and the most straightforward and easy programs are still language.
So during the Spring Festival Gala, everyone is looking forward to language programs.
The finale program is naturally a language program, and it is usually a sketch.
This is the case with the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, and the same is true for the Spring Festival Gala of other satellite TV, and Liaoning Satellite TV is certainly no exception.
And among the sketches, the most popular is the comedy sketch.
For the Spring Festival Gala of any station, the finale is not only a sketch, but also a comedy sketch.
Liaoning Provincial Satellite TV has been carried out until now, and it has long been spread among netizens among the people, but there is no way, the communication is too developed, and the network is too developed.
Human beings have long bid farewell to the era when transportation is basically by walking, communication is basically by roaring, public security is basically based on dogs, and heating is basically based on shaking.
"The finale is coming!"
"Roar, I don't know what the finale of the Liaoning Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala is. ”
"Don't you have a program list, take a look. ”
"I can't find it on the Internet, and the confidentiality is too strong. ”
"Don't mention it, I have gossip to get the program list of Liao Provincial Satellite TV, but every one of them is right. ”
"Haha, Gege must have released a smoke bomb, and he really shot tonight. ”
"Definitely, if you want to target CCTV, you have to do this, after watching so many programs, Made, my brother is simply a god. Every program can be targeted. ”
"No comparison, no harm. ”
"I guess Leon fainted in the toilet crying. ”
"Leon is directing the gala, he shouldn't know. ”
"Haha, even if you know it, it is impossible for CCTV to temporarily adjust the order of the programs. ”
"Yes, such a big party, there can be no mistakes, the on-site accident is the most unacceptable, change the order, in case of a live broadcast accident, the trouble will be big, and the people of the whole country are watching. ”
"It's not going to be anywhere in the country tonight, and I guess the CCTV ratings are plummeting. ”
"I don't know, anyway, I informed my relatives and friends to watch the Liaoning Provincial Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala. ”
“……”
There is a barrage in the online live broadcast, and it is really shocking to open the barrage, the dense barrage, especially in the interval between programs, the barrage is bursting, flashing like a code, and many information netizens can't see it at all.
"The ratings have been rising, and they have broken 6. "In the Liaoning Provincial Satellite TV broadcast room, everyone seems to have been beaten with chicken blood.
The feeling of dreaming, as if it is not real.
Gege's phenomenal reality show doesn't have such high ratings.
And it's growing slowly.
On the other hand, CCTV, several leaders of the Spring Festival Gala group have already run.
I can't stand it anymore.
Ratings have fallen below 20.
Nima, how to follow up tomorrow.
I don't know how many black yarn hats have dropped.
The more I look at it, the darker my face becomes, is it because I have been staring, so the ratings will fall, and several leaders of the Spring Festival Gala group feel that they will not look at it or stare at it, so it is possible to come back to life.
Leon had no idea about it.
Several leaders of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala group feel that the really ignorant are the happiest.
They didn't dare to tell Li Ang about the ratings, lest Li Ang be depressed and affect the live broadcast.
Castle in the sky.
The finale of the Liaoning Provincial Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala finally started after the host finished reporting.
I saw a man and woman who looked like a couple on the stage.
"Haha~~~"
As soon as the two appeared, those who knew them well immediately laughed from ear to ear.
Isn't that the funniest of all kinds?
Yes, the pair of actors on stage, the man is Su Yu, dressed as a rustic Northeast man.
The female is Yang Feifei, dressed as a village girl.
As soon as the two appeared, everyone knew that this was a couple.
Yang Feifei: "Hey~~~ Big flicker! Big flicker!"
When everyone heard Yang Feifei's name for Su Yu, they laughed.
Isn't this guy just a big fool, before his debut began, the live broadcast fooled the audience so that he didn't want to, and he never said a few words of truth.
The whole country, the entire entertainment industry, and he is the only person who dares to deceive the audience into deceiving fans, but everyone still likes him very much.
Su Yan complained: "What are you shouting about, in front of everyone, don't call me by my stage name, okay?"
Yang Feifei was very obedient and obediently changed her title: "Child, his father." ”
Su Yu responded: "Hey. ”
Yang Feifei pointed to a pair of crutches in Su Yan's hand and begged: "If you want me to say this crutches, don't sell it!"
Su Yu's eyes glared: "Don't you say that, don't sell it?" Do this crutches and work and materials, and you haven't slept for a day and a night, don't you lose money if you don't sell it?"
The audience watched with relish.
The online live barrage flew all over the sky.
"What kind of crutches to sell, you can obviously rely on your face to eat, what kind of talent, coolies. ”
“66666。 ”
"Selling abduction. ”
"Gege is so funny, the finale appears by himself. ”
"Gege pressed the formation, I don't worry. ”
"This axis should really be Ge Gelai, I believe him. ”
"This guy wrote, directed, and acted by himself, and the sketch was also involved. ”
"What else he can't do. ”
“……”
In fact, Su Yu really didn't want the finale, his age and appearance were not very joyful.
Acting in cross talk sketches, comedy programs, popular with the audience, and good comedy effects, are usually people with more personality.
Take a look at those well-known cross talk actors and sketch actors in the previous life, Uncle Benshan, Chen Peisi, Ma Sanli, Feng Gong, Pan Changjiang...... Which one isn't very distinctive?
Su Yu and Yang Feifei played this young couple, and they had to make themselves older and uglier to achieve a comedic effect.
But there is no way, I really can't find anyone to finalize, and the sketch actors who were able to finalize at the beginning all chose the CCTV Spring Festival Gala.
Yang Feifei: "This street is full of good legs and feet, who bought your stuff?"
Su Yan was unconvinced and said: "What are you talking about, you still don't know my strengths, and you still call me a fool." I can fool the good and the evil, and I can fool the traitor, the little couple is doing well, and I fooled him and separated. Selling crutches today, I can give him a cripple with a pair of good legs!"
Yang Feifei was like a street aunt, laughing without an image: "Haha, you can pull it down." ”
Su Yan was agitated: "Believe it or not?"
Yang Feifei snorted: "I don't believe that if you have a good leg, you can fool people and be lame." ”
……
Yang Feifei: "Ah, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone!"
At this time, the third actor came on the stage, riding a bicycle, left and right, and finally stopped in the laughter of the audience, and said to Yang Feifei angrily: "I said what are you commanding blindly, what are you? You know where I'm going to go, you let me kidnap you?"
Su Yu reminded Yang Feifei: "Shouting for sale." ”
Yang Feifei came to her senses and hurriedly said, "......Sell it!"
Su Yu was furious: "What are you selling?"
Yang Feifei: "Abduction." ”
Su Yu said depressedly: "Connect." ”
Yang Feifei immediately said: "Abducted and sold! ”
The audience burst into laughter.
The third actor was taken aback: "Well, what's the matter, who's going to kidnap you?"
At this point in the show, the audience couldn't stop laughing.
The finale was really extraordinary.