Chapter Seventy-One: The Running Mountain

When he arrived at Lijiagou, Li Junge brought the fat man to his home and began to clean up his own affairs.

Cai Xuejun said hello to his grandmother first, and by the way, he showed his grandmother's embroidery work, and got a pair of insoles in a few words.

then broadcast the environment of Li Junge's house live, and then went to the pigsty to broadcast the wild boar, and finally slapped the dogs in the lower division.

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"Grandma's embroidery is so good! No matter how good people are, smiling, the anchor has deceived a pair of insoles!"

"Ouch, this dog is so cute, it's smiling at me!"

"Don't be sentimental upstairs, they're laughing at the camera. ”

"I rely on the ditch master to turn out to be a local tyrant, you are a subordinate dog, right? This kind of true purity! These eight dogs will cost 600,000!"

"This dog is so expensive? I also said that one day I went to the market to get one and play with it, it was so cute. ”

"Back to the one just now, there are only hundreds of dogs in the world, and I got one from a friend in Qianzhou, and I can't do it every day. These ditch masters are much more beautiful than his, no, I have to take a screenshot to show him, and kill him!haha!"

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At Cai Xuejun's request, Li Junge explained the power of the subordinate dog, and finally Li Junge said: "This dog hasn't practiced legs yet, and now it can't be taken out, otherwise you don't need to bring a firecracker." But I can show you how smart the dog is. ”

After speaking, he said to Cai Xuejun: "Caitou, take off one of your shoes." ”

Cai Xuejun took off one shoe, and Li Junge took off one himself, picked up his arm and threw both shoes into the grass by the fish pond.

Then he shouted to his subordinate dog, "Go! Pick up my shoes!"

Eight subordinate dogs ran out with a hula and a while, and after a while, the boss came back with a liberation shoe.

Cai Xuejun was still stupid at first, until his subordinate dog took Li Junge's shoes back and was stunned, and the black line in his head: "Why don't I take mine back?!"

Li Junge was still there with a serious explanation: "Look, my group of subordinates can distinguish the subtle difference between the two sentences 'picking up shoes' and 'picking up my shoes'."

Then he whispered to the camera: "I didn't seem to hear the cabbage just now, and I was stupid!

The live broadcast room exploded all at once!

"The anchor's IQ is worrying!"

"The anchor's IQ is not as good as a dog!hahahaha!"

"Ouch, today's live broadcast is so fun!

"This puppy is not only cute, but also very smart!"

"Upstairs, the ditch master just said that this boss dog is a famous hunting dog!"

"Damn! I can eat with my face, why do I still work so hard, how the hell can I call other dogs to live!"

"I've decided, I'm going to start reading tonight, or I won't even be able to compare to a dog." ”

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Cai Xuejun yelled at Li Junge: "Erpi, don't talk about those who don't, hurry up and let your dog take my shoes back!"

"Hahaha, the anchor seems to have been deflated today!"

"Caitou, are you sure this is your partner?"

"Anchor, did you really decide to camp with him? think about it, hahahaha!"

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Ordered the subordinate dog to pick up Caitou's shoes and take Cai Xuejun to his house, Li Junge dragged out the box from under the bed and opened it, which was full of things running the mountain.

The equipment of the mountain runners in the countryside is still very different from the wild survival equipment popular on the Internet, and Cai Xuejun has not seen most of them, so he feels very curious. Flipping through the same pages, asking questions there, and showing them in front of the camera.

Li Junge explained while displaying these things: "Unlike in the wilderness survival show, we run into the mountains, the more fully prepared the better, and we will not do such a thing as entering the mountain with only a hunting knife." Any trouble can happen in the mountains, and it is best to be prepared. ”

Li Junge and Cai Xuejun patiently explained: "The mountain runner himself has his own incision, which is something similar to the black language, this is the 'back', that is, the machete, which is used to open the way and break the vine; this is the 'insert', that is, the dagger, which is used for daily use; and your 'thunder fat man' is the style of the hunting knife, we call it 'stick'; this is the 'shuttle stick', that is, the short spear, which is used for self-defense, and sometimes the sleeve catches big prey, and it needs to be used to solve it." ”

Then he picked up a black strip of stone, and said to an iron tool in the shape of a comb: "This is flint, this is a fire sickle, in fact, it is flint and steel, in fact, as long as it is a hard stone, it can be used as a flint, and when it collides with an iron tool, sparks will occur, and it can be used to ignite fire." ”

Cai Xuejun was very curious and said, "Then how to judge the hardness of the stone?"

Li Junge said: "As long as the section of the stone can be made into a shell-like section, that kind of stone will generally be very hard, such as flint and agate, all of which have this characteristic, and primitive people also like to use them to make stone tools because of this." ”

After saying that, he threw them back.

Cai Xuejun smiled evilly and said, "Huh, why don't you bring it?"

Li Junge also smiled evilly and said, "Don't think I don't know that you have a magnesium rod! That thing is much easier to use than this! Who still makes flint and sickle now? Just keep it as a souvenir." ”

Someone in the live broadcast room said: "Hahaha, these two traitors! Caitou wants to dig a pit for the ditch owner again!"

"Hahaha, but this ditch master is really not a pit!"

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Then he took out a bamboo tube and opened it, and the thing inside was like a piece of high incense used in the temple, with the thickness of a thumb, and showed it in front of the camera, saying: "But this can be brought, this is a fire fold." Ignite the front end and blow it out, cover the lid, you can save the day's fire, when you need to use the fire, open it, take a few breaths on the incense head, and a small flame will be rekindled. ”

"Damn, is there such a thing now! What old antique is this......

"Ouch hey, I opened my eyes, and suddenly I felt that the kind of program abroad that stripped naked and went to the wild to survive was stupid......"

"These things are shiny and shiny, including that fire sickle, and they really have a primitive beauty......"

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This is Cai Xuejun raised a few more bottles and asked, "Piwa, what are these?"

Li Junge explained: "This white bottle is an antidote, which can detoxify snake venom and curare. The yellow bottle is insect repellent powder that is sprinkled around the camp to prevent snakes and insects, and the red bottle is strychnine cream, which is applied to arrows to shoot prey. These things are taboo even in the Miao family, and the formula is only in the hands of a few people, that is, the female Miao doctor, and the people in the mountains call them medicine mothers, and I know a rough idea. ”

After speaking, he pulled out the plug and sniffed it, and said, "It's broken for too long and can't be used." ”

Cai Xuejun asked: "Erpi, I have always had a problem, you said that this prey shot with poison, is there really nothing wrong with eating it?"

Li Junge said, "I really haven't heard of the accident, it should be dissolved in the process of high-temperature processing and digestion. ”

"Wow, there is still such a thing in the ditch master's house, it feels like entering the martial arts world. Tangmen in Shuzhong, using poison is a must......"

"What is poison, I heard that there are Gu in the Miao family, that thing is powerful! Didn't you hear about it just now? Poisons are all in the hands of medicine mothers, and the legendary Gu seems to be raised by women, and they will kill the negative man at every turn?"

"The one just now, you have such a big brain!"

"Ditch master, use that strychnine ointment to give the anchor a shot, let's see the effect, anyway, there is an antidote next to it, I'm not afraid that I can't save it!hahaha!"

"Hahaha, this idea is good!

Cai Xuejun's face was black: "What are your ideas!

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At this time, a fat face appeared at the door, and said to Li Junge: "Erpi, I heard that you are going camping?

Li Junge introduced: "This is Cai Xuejun from Manzhou, it's okay to call him Caitou, this is my buddy Zhu Chao'an, just call him a pig worm!"

"Ouch, there's another fat man!Hahaha, the nickname of Pig Worm is fun!"

"The ditch master is going to serve the two fat men now!"

"I'm suddenly very optimistic about this trip, and there will definitely be a lot of funny things!"

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Li Junge took the two of them to the back of the house again, and there was a big cross shelf hanging on the wall, and Li Junge took it down.

"Yo, what the hell is this?"

"Wow, the fishing gear on this wall is really powerful! It's all handmade bamboo products!"

"Damn, I said that the ditch master is so familiar! One of his video posts has become a sensation on the fishing forum!"

"Upstairs, ask for a link. ”

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Li Junge wiped the wooden cross and showed it in front of the camera: "The Yi people are good at bows, and the Miao people are good at crossbows, everyone knows this, this is the crossbow of the Miao people." ”

"Ouch, I'll go, the crossbow arm was straight when the strings weren't hung, and I really didn't recognize it at once. ”

"This thing doesn't look small, it's pretty heavy!"

"Is the ditch master going to use it for hunting?

"This is regulated, right? Can you put something like this in your home?"

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Li Junge explained: "Behind us here is Bifeng Mountain, and on the mountain is Miao Village, other bows and crossbows are not good, and Miao handmade crossbows can be used." This thing has now been listed as an intangible cultural heritage in Qianzhou. ”

"Don't make trouble upstairs, listen to the ditch master, I'm watching it with relish!"

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"Then I'll go on, the Miao family crossbow is made of rock mulberry wood, and there is a legend here, that is, when cutting down the rock mulberry, the Miao family crossbow master will use a knife to scrape at the bottom of the rock mulberry tree, if there is a sound in the rock mulberry wood to the treetops, then cut off the treetops before the sound arrives, and then cut off the bottom before the sound comes back, and seal the sound in the wood, so that the crossbow made of wood will have spirituality, called 'divine crossbow'. ”

"Then there is also a legend that the 'divine crossbow' sometimes makes inexplicable sounds, and the owner must carry it out for three days, otherwise it may disturb the family. ”

"Ouch ditch lord don't scare me, it sounds scary!"

"It feels like the wood spirit hiding in the tree has been trapped in the crossbow, and it's a sad story. ”

"That person just now has a really big brain, but when you think about it, it seems that this is indeed the truth. ”

"Ditch master, are you telling the truth? Ditch master, have you ever seen such a crossbow?"

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Li Junge continued: "I have never seen such a crossbow, Zi said: 'Leave it alone', everyone should listen to the story." Next, we put strings on the crossbow. ”