Chapter 70 Live

"The cabbage is not kind, it's starting to wave again, didn't you say that it would be broadcast live tomorrow?"

"What kind of place is this? The scenery looks so good, you look at the mountains in the distance, how do I feel like I'm watching a blockbuster?"

"For Mao, when I look at this scene, I think of King Kong, the shot inside Tarzan of the Apes?"

"Hahaha, I'm here with a little white strip, yo, this boat is a little familiar, don't you just broadcast it live tomorrow? I have to hurry up and call someone to watch. ”

Cai Xuejun said again: "This time I came out to inspect the competition venue for the Manzhou Lure Association, and this place was recommended by Xiaobaitiao. The following is a grand introduction to the little partner of this trip to Luya, Li Junge, the lord of Lijiagou, who came to Ligou and said hello to his family. ”

Li Junge raised his hand helplessly and said: "Hello everyone, my name is Li Junge, you can call me Piwa or Erpi, I solemnly declare here, Lijiagou is a village, only the village chief, there is no ditch master." ”

Cai Xuejun said: "Okay, I understand Lord Ligou, can you introduce us to Wuxi River and Lijiagou?"

There was laughter in the barrage:

"The anchor compensates me for my Similu, hahaha, ditch master, what kind of broken name is this?"

"Hahaha, is this the beginning of cross talk?

"Hahaha, Sister Ben Fu has been professionally appraising men for so many years, and her hard work has paid off, and she actually found a wild little superlative!"

"Hey, Sister Fu, Lord Li Gou, this is also called Little Best?"

"Hahaha, Sister Fu probably hasn't had a man for a long time, right?"

"Leak, leak, you are all wrong, you only saw the outside of the man's clothes, and Sister Benrot has already seen the inside of the clothes. Please believe in the professionalism of Sister Ben. In fact, the ditch owner is still a little handsome, although he is dressed very dirty. ”

"Do I want to be such a dick, isn't all men running naked in your eyes?"

"Do you dare to make a bet with Sister Fu, Sister Fu can make this Master Li Gou become a handsome guy in seconds. If it succeeds, everyone will reward the first rainbow trout, and if it fails, Sister Ben will pay a Blue Flag tuna!How about it?"

"Sister Rot, do you want to be so big? Bet! Sit back and wait for Sister Rotten to accompany the golden gun!"

"You're so dirty upstairs! ”

"Damn,I didn't mean that!Typo! Damn pinyin input method!"

"Bet! sit back and wait for Sister Rotten to accompany the golden gun"

“+1”

“+2”

“+3”

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Seeing that everyone was almost in trouble, Sister Fu sent: "Caitou, you get some water, get the ditch master's hair up to expose his forehead, and then ask him to take off his shirt." ”

Cai Xuejun was still chatting with Li Junge, and looked at the barrage: "I rely on you to play so big! How can people talk to the ditch master? It's so embarrassing!"

"Uh, that's disgusting......"

"Hurry, don't sell it!

"Watch how the fat man tricks the ditch master to take off his clothes!"

“+1”

“+2”

Cai Xuejun said: "It's not simple, look at me." ”

Then he walked towards Li Junge with a bottle of pulse, and said, "Erpi, come, drink a bottle of water, ouch!"

As he spoke, he threw himself forward, and poured the pulse towards Li Junge.

Li Junge's five senses are so sensitive now, with a slight sidewalk, Cai Xuejun "snapped", and the fake fall became a real fall.

"Wha! The anchor is so funny, I guessed the beginning of this routine, but I didn't guess the ending. ”

"Poof...... Lao Tzu laughed stupidly on the bus, and now someone has given me a seat. ”

"Hahaha, the anchor hurry up, no one will help you, uncle will help you!"

"The ditch master's skill, it won't be a practitioner, right? Hahahaha, it's really flexible. ”

……

Cai Xuejun tried two more times, but both failed, and Li Junge laughed there: "Caitou, your lure boat won't be bought to pretend to be forced, right? This big boat can't stand steadily, and the small boat can still be used? Could it be that you bought it to make a jumping platform? How much did your Lua president cost?"

"Hahaha, this ditch master's mouth is so poisonous, the Luya boat was bought to make a jumping platform, and President Lua bought it with money. ”

"Hahaha, don't say it, with the figure of the cabbage, this president is really suspected of buying it!"

……

Cai Xuejun gave up and said to Li Junge: "Erpi, for the sake of our friendship, I decided to do one thing. ”

Li Junge asked, "What's the matter?"

Cai Xuejun said: "Look, after the football players are over the game, they will exchange jerseys for the sake of friendship, or how about we exchange shirts?"

"There are a lot of anchor routines, this is a martial art!"

"I feel like the anchor has the potential to succeed this time. ”

"It's possible that the villagers don't have as many routines as the city people. ”

……

I saw Li Junge say seriously: "My clothes are my father's old clothes, not only have commemorative significance, but also the old clothes are comfortable to wear in summer, don't you know? ”

Cai Xuejun pretended to be curious and said: "Then I want to experience it more, come on, come on, you can change it with me." ”

Li Junge said: "My shirt is an old hand-woven cloth. ”

Cai Xuejun took off his shirt and said, "Oh, don't be hypocritical, take it off and change it with me." ”

Li Junge looked reluctant.

"Hahaha! The name brand of the cabbage head is disliked!"

"Nike was slapped in the face by the old cloth shirt, hahaha!"

"You see that the ditch master is still unwilling, look at his expression, hahahaha, look disgusted!"

……

Li Junge struggled for a long time, and said coyly: "Actually, I look good at your camouflage shorts." ”

Cai Xuejun was in a hurry, took off his shorts, wore only a pair of underwear, and said, "Okay, okay! The shorts are also available to you, right?"

"Yo, your sneakers are non-slip, right? I don't even have a pair of non-slip shoes, so I envy you. ”

Cai Xuejun gritted his teeth, it was all at this point, he simply took off his shoes and said, "That's okay, the shoes are yours too." ”

Li Junge snatched the mobile phone of the live broadcast, filmed it at Cai Xuejun, and said while shooting:

"Friends who watch the live broadcast, I can be regarded as a vote for everyone to worship the mountain! Have you ever seen the pig cabbage head?

……

There was silence in the live broadcast room for a while, and then a barrage flew like an explosion.

"Wahahahaha, it turns out that the ditch master is the routine! It turns out that Lao Tzu even guessed the beginning wrong!Hahahaha!"

"Mommy, come on!

"What the hell, who said just now that the folks are not as good as the people in the city? I promise not to kill you when you come out, hahahaha!"

"Oh, it turns out that the panties of the cabbage head are red, and there is a fish on it, no wonder every catch is good!"

"Upstairs, that's the whale card. ”

"I'm a little loach now, but I'm going to be a whale when I grow up, hahahaha!"

"Chelsea came to report for duty, and I rely on the president, what's the situation?"

"Baitiao is also a fish re-registered, I rely on the president, is Lijiagou so hot?"

"Black Dragon Zhenshui came to report, I rely on the president, so spicy eyes!"

"Platinum Hook came to report, poof! My go, what kind of evil is this?"

"It's really going to be a bad day, Sister Ben Fu is guarding the steak that is about to gnaw, and a bucket of butter comes!"

……

After some disturbance, Cai Xuejun finally regained control of the phone.

"Oh, mom, I hunt geese all day long, and I was pecked in the eye by geese, Erpi, you are so treacherous!"

Li Junge laughed and said: "The people in the mountains are upright, it's better to tell them if you have something to say, you are doing small actions like this, and others are not stupid, who are you guarding against?"

Cai Xuejun said: "Then I'll just say it, there is a rotten sister in the live broadcast room who said that she can make you small and fresh meat in seconds, this is all bet, will you accept it?"

Li Junge was dumbfounded: "What?"

Cai Xuejun said: "What are you? You don't want to promote Li Jiagou, start from yourself! Come on, take off!"

The barrage is starting to come alive again.

……

"Come on, come on, take off!"

"Come on, come on, take off!"

"Come on, come on, take off!"

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Li Junge said, "Okay, brother, I'll take it out once!" After speaking, he was about to take off his clothes.

Cai Xuejun shouted: "Wait a minute!"

After speaking, he explained to the live broadcast room: "This is not my brother, I am dragging the show, alas, just now Sister Fu said, to show her forehead, come on, come on, put some water mousse, okay, and then face the sun, take the bow of the boat there, okay, take off!"

Li Junge then took off his shirt. Revealing a body that had been transformed by the spiritual spring water.

"What!?!??!!?! ”

"Wow! How is it possible! It's really a little fresh meat in seconds!"

"It's blown up, it's blown up, I just want to say to Sister Fu to kneel, this is a hero with a discerning eye!"

"I want to lose the bet, I didn't say it!

“+1。 ”

“+2。 ”

"Wait, wait, I'll count my abs, eight pieces properly! ”

"It's been cut-off, can Sister Fu buy it?"

……

Cai Xuejun said to Li Junge: "Come, Erpi, interact with the friends who watched the live broadcast, they asked you how you practiced this figure." ”

Li Junge said: "Ah? This is a small run out of the mountains. We rely on hunting here, and the people who make a living by collecting Chinese medicine are mountain runners, my fourth grandfather and Uncle Orion in the village are such people, and I followed them into the mountains when I was a child. It's kind of a trotting mountaineer. ”

Cai Xuejun said: "Yo, then you are also a jungler master! I like this very much!"

Li Junge said: "Caitou, I see that you are carrying a tent or something, this is planning to live in the wild?"

Cai Xuejun said: "It's rare to go out to fish quietly, and you must enjoy some wild fun!"

Li Junge said with some embarrassment: "Caitou, we are no better than the ordinary reservoir here, the Wuxi River flows from the bottom of Bifeng Mountain, and a little above Lijiagou is the primeval forest, what wild boars, jackals, black bears, these are all there, if you want to camp, I suggest not to be too far away from the village." I encountered wild boars when I harvested corn this year, and it was really dangerous. ”

Cai Xuejun was stupid and said, "You guys have such a good ecology here?!I'm still thinking about camping." What's going on?"

Li Junge asked, "Do you have anything to defend yourself with?"

Cai Xuejun took out a hunting knife from his backpack and said, "That's me, 'Big Thunder Fat Man', and a multi-purpose Swiss Army knife." ”

Li Junge said: "It's not enough to do this, so let's let the friends in the live broadcast room know more about our Li Jiagou, I will go back to my house to prepare, and I will accompany you in the next few days." ”

"Righteousness, you still need brothers to fight tigers!"