Chapter 307: Crawling around the village three times
Li Qingyun burped, squinted and stared at Chen Guanghui, thinking that this product would really pick the opportunity, he drank more than two catties of liquor, if he hadn't secretly taken the Space Spirit Spring Essence to relieve hangover, he would have been drunk a long time ago. If you drink another pound or two of liquor, even if you have Lingquan hangover, you won't be able to hold it.
"Oh, you're going to invite me to drink? Hehe, old friend, it's not that I'm picky, I don't drink liquor if it's less than a hundred and one bottles. "Pretending to be forced, you must have an expression in place, these words and expressions are a bit of a contempt for Chen Guanghui.
In Qinglong Town, it is good for ordinary people to drink more than ten yuan a bottle of liquor on the wine table, and ordinary people only drink those thirty or fifty yuan a bottle of liquor when they run errands. There are a few people in the town like him, more than 100 bottles of Luzhou Laojiao gave more than a dozen boxes to the old man for him to entertain relatives and friends, and the wine he gave to the old man himself was a few boxes of Moutai and Wuliangye sent to him by others.
"What are you bragging about, don't you drink liquor that is less than 101 bottles? We have already inquired clearly, when your family holds a wedding banquet, you still use loose wine, who knows if it is three yuan or five yuan a catty. ”
"Our brother Guanghui invites you to drink, that's to give you face, you still pick and choose, don't toast and don't eat and drink. ”
"Don't be verbose, if it's a girl, just go with us, if it's a girl, call someone, we won't embarrass you in the future, but this girl's nickname can't escape. What do you see, your two cousins are busy in the mushroom shed, and no one is helping you at this time, unless you call your daughter-in-law out. Ha ha. ”
Li Qingyun stared at Chen Guanghui and said, "What's the matter, I can't afford to invite someone to drink." It's a good thing to say, the old man drinks as much as he wants, and you can keep the wine for the New Year. ”
"You...... Your dog looks down on people. Chen Guanghui gritted his teeth and said angrily, "Okay, I know you have money, and you're starting to look down on us poor people, right? ”
As he spoke, he folded a handful of hundred-dollar bills out of his pocket. to a boy next to him. He instructed: "Go to the shop at the entrance of the village to pick the best liquor and buy it, buy two boxes, take it to the woods behind the temple, and buy a few packets of peanuts by the way." ”
The boy answered. Take the money and run.
And Li Qingyun is with this group of people. Walk towards the ruined temple at the back of the village. This temple did not know what kind of mountain god was offered before, but later it became a public relations temple, and the horizontal plaque in front of the temple still has the word "Guan" at this time. The idol inside has become the god of Erlang.
Li Qingyun glanced at the ruined temple, his heart was very entangled, the people who burned incense for the worship of the god were entangled, and when he prayed for incense, he didn't know which god he would pray to.
Behind the side of the ruined temple, there is a small forest, behind the forest is a series of barren mountains, I don't know where it leads, no one has explored it to the north, and I don't know how many miles north there will be similar villages and towns.
"Li Qingyun, let's just wait here, don't look at the number of us, and don't bully you, just me and you alone for wine, you have a bottle and I have a bottle, there is no ambiguity. Whoever lies down first, who learns to bark as a dog, crawls around the village three times. Chen Guanghui said with red eyes.
Li Qingyun frowned slightly, this bet is a bit too much, knowing that he has drunk, he still bets like this, it is fair to have hair, how can he bully people be considered bullies?
Seeing Li Qingyun hesitating, someone suddenly became energetic, and laughed: "You want good wine, our brother Guanghui also let people buy it, when you come to it, don't you pretend that your grandson doesn't dare to drink it?"
"Keep your mouth clean, drink it, and it's your grandson who doesn't dare to drink. Lao Tzu will go behind the tree to pee first, and when your people come back from buying wine, we will not waste time. After Li Qingyun finished speaking, he unbuckled his belt and walked into the depths of the forest.
The snow in the forest had not yet melted, and the shoes made a dull creaking sound when they stepped on it.
"I'm not afraid of you when you pee, just don't run away secretly. "The people outside are agitated and change their ways to say irritating things.
Li Qingyun sneered, since these grandsons took advantage of the danger, there was nothing to say. Peeing is fake, taking the essence of spring water from a small space is real, and after drinking two glasses, the drunkenness on his body went down.
A layer of fine sweat appeared all over the body, and when I sniffed it gently, it was full of strong aroma of wine, which was blown by the wind and quickly dispersed.
Ancient heroes were said to be forced to drink, and Li Qingyun rummaged through the notes left by the Lingxu Daoist, but he didn't find a similar introduction. He still doesn't know what the internal force is, and he uses the spirit body to force wine, it seems that the spirit body does not have this function, and even if he does, he will not use it.
You can only use the Spatial Spirit Spring Essence honestly, and when the Essence Spring Water makes you sweat, the alcohol will volatilize and emanate from the body and blood.
Move your fists and feet, make your full stomach empty, and return to the best state, and then pretend to be a drunk who is shaking three times and walk out of the depths of the forest.
The boy who bought the wine has come back and brought two boxes of Lang wine, which is not bad, more than 300 in a box, and about 90 in a bottle, which should be the best wine that can be bought in the village.
Chen Guanghui saw Li Qingyun's gaze stay on the wine box, his face turned red, and he explained with a tense face: "The best wine in the village is this, don't say that I can't afford it, and don't say that I'm reluctant." ”
"Okay, Lang wine is not bad. Li Qingyun grabbed a handful of straw from behind the ruined temple, sat under a big tree, opened a bag of peanuts and said, "Then start drinking." ”
Chen Guanghui seemed to want to solve this hateful rival who was already ninety percent drunk at once, so he quickly opened the two bottles of wine and said: "Feelings are deep, don't talk nonsense, whoever drinks slowly, learn to bark three times first." ”
This is a small bet in the big bet, a common trick at the wine table.
Li Qingyun showed a trace of hesitation on his face, as if he was worried that he would lose, which made Chen Guanghui feel confident, and then without waiting for Li Qingyun to answer, he raised his head and poured wine into his mouth.
Li Qingyun also panicked, and in the same way, he poured wine into his mouth with a bottle. A bottle of Langjiu for eighty or ninety yuan is also an entry-level mid-range wine, and the taste is okay, and after blending with guò flavor, it tastes better than self-brewing.
It's just that when you fight for wine, let alone taste the taste, you can't even care about the pain of freezing your teeth, you just gurgle and swallow the wine in your stomach.
A few young people watching the excitement next to him applauded desperately. Cheer for Chen Guanghui. In their opinion, Li Qingyun has drunk it, and he is already so drunk that he can't walk steadily, at most half a bottle, he can take him down and learn to bark.
But dozens of seconds later, Li Qingyun actually drank the bottle of wine first, burped, threw a few peanuts into his mouth, and chewed a few times. Chen Guanghui finished drinking this bottle of liquor.
"You...... Uh-huh...... Why did you drink so fast? Not drunk yet?" Chen Guanghui was so anxious that his eyes widened like a cow. A mouthful of wine poured up and almost threw it out.
Li Qingyun squinted his eyes, as if he couldn't see the things in front of him clearly, and said drunkly: "This, this...... What is it...... How many more bottles can I drink...... Not drunk. Definitely not drunk. Come on, come on. Learn a few dog barks first. Tell me about it?"
Chen Guanghui was so angry that his face was red and his neck was thick, and the little friend next to him suddenly lost his words. I can only be willing to gamble and lose. At the same time, some people blame Chen Guanghui for not being angry, and he can't even drink a ninety percent drunk person, so what kind of wine do you fight?
"Okay, I'll learn...... Wang! Wang! Wang!" Chen Guanghui's head was about to be buried in the snow, and he had only learned to bark three times.
"It's so ugly, it's not as good as the sound of my gold and copper coins. Li Qingyun pursed his lips dissatisfied.
"......" Chen Guanghui was so angry that he almost wanted to do it, your gold and copper coins were originally dogs, can they bark better than me?
The boy who bought the wine opened two more bottles of wine, and motioned Chen Guanghui with his eyes to hurry up and fight the wine, not to give Li Qingyun a chance to rest.
The two touched the mouth of the bottle and poured wine into their stomachs again.
This time, both of them drank extremely hard, pausing several times before they could barely drink. Li Qingyun took the lead again, pouring the empty bottle upside down, and not a drop came out.
And when Chen Guanghui saw it, he was already in a hurry, and there was still one last sip, but he choked on it and squirted out of his nose.
"Ahem, ahem...... Vomit...... He coughed a few times, then tilted his neck and threw up in the snow....... Even his lunch was spit out and squirted out of his mouth and nostrils.
"Cut, with such a large amount of alcohol, are you embarrassed to ask me to fight for wine? Can you still drink? If you can't drink, you can quickly climb, crawl around the village three times, not even one less circle. The bet is set by you, you won't cheat, right?" In fact, Li Qingyun drank these wines and wanted to vomit, but for the sake of victory, he held back.
Chen Guanghui's friends looked at each other, completely speechless, before betting, no one expected Chen Guanghui to lose. But after losing, he can't break his promise, and if he breaks his word, how can he appear in front of Li Qingyun in the future? If he spreads it, he will lose face in the whole town in the future.
"I crawl...... I am willing to gamble and lose......" Chen Guanghui finished vomiting, lay on the ground and couldn't get up, and crawled directly outside the forest, "Okay, you Li Qingyun is really good, the means of finding a daughter-in-law are stronger than mine, drink...... I'm also better at drinking than I am...... I took it...... If I am willing to lose the bet, I will lie down three times, and one less circle is my grandson. ”
"Okay, it's a man. Next time you come to my Lijiazhai, I invite you to drink, it is definitely a good wine, Wuliangye or Moutai is up to you. After speaking, Li Qingyun rushed behind the tree and spit out a few sips of wine. Drunk people know that after drinking a lot of alcohol, the first thing that comes out is something slightly clear, and the food is in the lower layer of the stomach, and if you don't vomit wildly, you won't vomit out the food.
After spit out these few sips of wine, Li Qingyun's stomach suddenly became comfortable, leaving only a bottle of wine in his body, and he could slowly enjoy the dizziness caused by alcohol anesthesia, and there was no big problem.
Li Qingyun did not supervise Chen Guanghui either, and walked straight to Yang Yunu's house. Unexpectedly, my uncle and cousin were talking to someone at the door, and when they saw Li Qingyun, they asked with a smile: "Fuwa, no one is bothering you today?"
"No, I'm such a good talker, how can anyone be embarrassed to trouble me?" Li Qingyun replied with a smile.
Cousin Chen Sheng was holding a stack of money in his hand, counting the money, and when he saw Li Qingyun, he hurriedly stopped counting the money, and said excitedly: "Fuwa, brother has made a fortune today, thanks to you, the mushrooms I planted have sold very well, and the capital has been fully recovered, and I have made more than 8,000 extra money, and I can produce mushrooms twice a year ago, this is all money! Don't leave tonight, I invite you to drink." ”
At the mention of wine, Li Qingyun's stomach felt uncomfortable, and he wanted to turn it up again. There's no way, Sichuan has a lot of energy after drinking, and he is like this, Chen Guanghui may have fallen asleep in the snow nest. But he has friends with him, so he should be fine.
The uncle slapped Chen Sheng on the head and scolded: "You kid is stupid to count the money, do you know what, how can you accompany the new daughter-in-law back to the door and stay at night?"
However, as soon as they said this, they saw Chen Guanghui, accompanied by a group of people, crawling slowly through the alley, and he was still learning to bark at a dog: "Wangwang...... Woo Woo ......" (To be continued......