Chapter 306: Drunken Talk

When Li Qingyun's people arrived at Yang Yunu's house, they naturally had good wine and good food to entertain them, and most of the people who came to accompany them were elders.

No way, I can sneak into my grandmother's house before dinner and talk to two cousins. When eating, there is no way, and you can't escape, as a new uncle, you can be regarded as the focus of the table, and you will be drunk.

Today's occasion is special, Li Qingyun does not refuse to come, whoever toasts will continue, and he has to return the salute after drinking. Before the meal was finished, two of Chenjiagou's gentlemen fell down and were helped out.

The old man stared, because he only found out today how strong this son-in-law was drinking, and it seemed that when he came to the house to do errands, he was pretending to be drunk. I can't drink like this, and if I drink like this again, if I don't pour my son-in-law down, my neighbors will all fall.

As a woman, she can't be served, and when Yang Yunu serves the food, she secretly enjoys it. And the sister-in-law Yang Yudie has a straightforward personality, what do you don't like to hold in your heart, when she helps serve the food, she said directly: "Brother-in-law, how can you drink it? When you didn't come, my uncles and uncles were still discussing pouring you down, you are good, just put them down, you will die if you are modest?"

Li Qingyun laughed, pretending to be stupid. And the old father-in-law Yang Wending's eyes widened, and he reprimanded: "The second girl can't speak, no one treats you as a dumb person, hurry up and serve the food, don't you see that the table is empty?"

Although his brother-in-law Yang Yulong is a half-grown boy, he is the male in the family. is qualified to sit at the table, and when he heard the words of the second sister, he waved his hand: "Go and go, all the secrets have been shaken out by you, and it is embarrassing." You are the legendary pig teammate, if our fourth uncle and second uncle hadn't been drunk, they would have been angry with you. ”

Li Qingyun's uncle and uncle leaned forward and leaned back with laughter, and he couldn't be happy, so Li Chengwen, an honest man, laughed and said: "Add more oil, Fuwa will get drunk immediately." Anyway, the big thing is done. It's okay to get drunk. It is considered to be rest. ”

As soon as these words came out, the people of Chen Jiagou were so ashamed that they couldn't raise their heads. Originally, I wasn't going to pour wine, and I knew that I couldn't fight Li Qingyun, but this was a rage. Suddenly screamed. Ignite the craze for sake again.

Since it is a formal occasion. They opened Luzhou Laojiao, more than 400 boxes, and four bottles in a box. The price of a single bottle is more than 100, which is considered a good wine in the local area. Because this wine is a red box, it is mostly used for happy events, and when Li Qingyun gave a big gift, he directly brought more than a dozen boxes, which were enough for his father-in-law's errands.

There are a total of thirteen people sitting at this table, except for Yang Yulong, a half-old child who can't drink very much, the others are almost one bottle per person, the fifty-six-degree old cellar is hot and spicy, and the wine strength comes up quickly.

Three boxes were drunk, and the fourth box had just been opened. In fact, the people from Lijiazhai couldn't hold on, just for the sake of face, they made a few jokes, but they didn't expect that the men of Chenjiagou would not admit defeat, and they had to pour down two people from Lijiazhai before they could be considered a draw.

Fighting wine on the wine table, what I am afraid of is the battle of will, and I will get drunk when I fight. When Yang Yudie served the food again, she saw a table of gentlemen drinking with red eyes and roaring, and she was so frightened that she stuck out her tongue. Seeing Li Qingyun smiling evilly at himself, he glanced at him, feeling that he shouldn't have reminded him just now that this bad brother-in-law actually looked at his jokes just now and didn't help himself speak.

In fact, Li Qingyun didn't smile at her, but just thought that there would be a drunken scene on the table, which was extremely spectacular, so he couldn't help but smile proudly. Unexpectedly, when I met my sister-in-law's gaze, I saw her glaring at me, so I had to nod to her and smile.

Who would have thought that Yang Yudie thought that he was provoking himself, waved his pink little fist at him, and threatened in a low voice: "I'll clean you up when you're drunk, dare to laugh at me, you look good." ”

In a hurry, no one ate the food on the table, and several of the women stopped cooking, and had lunch in the kitchen, and when they came to the hall, they saw that the table had fallen down, and only two of them could sit up straight.

Yang Wending had such a good amount of wine, he curled his tongue, hooked up with Li Qingyun, and said braggart nonsense.

"Fuwa, your father-in-law and I don't have any skills, and I don't go to school much, so I will fight a few times, when I was young, ten or eight strong men couldn't get close to me. Although I'm old now, I don't do much anymore, but this kung fu foundation is still there, and if anyone in the town dares to bully you and report my name in the future, if he doesn't accept it, I will hit his house and smash the door of his house. Yang Wending said intermittently.

Li Qingyun shook his head, it seemed that he was about to fall, and said with a smile: "Dad, you don't know about me, you don't like to cause trouble, you all day long at home and on the Internet, how can you make trouble with others." Now is a society with a legal system, don't fight with others at every turn, and if you make trouble, it's not good for anyone. ”

"Good son-in-law, really good son-in-law, I am relieved to hear you say this, I am relieved to marry my daughter to you, I am relieved. Unlike when I was younger, because I was so competitive, I also killed people by mistake, and if it wasn't for your grandfather helping me deal with it, maybe I would still be in prison. Yang Wending seemed to have really drunk too much and told all this kind of humiliating thing.

"......" Li Qingyun wiped his sweat, how could he take this after this, he already felt his mother-in-law, sister-in-law, and wife standing at the door eavesdropping, "That matter is over, I have heard my grandfather mention a sentence or two, after all, it is legitimate defense." ”

"What kind of legitimate defense, it was someone who robbed my daughter-in-law for me, so I started fighting...... Well, don't mention it, you have to understand what I mean. It's good that we don't usually cause trouble, but if someone bullies the jade slave, you can't bear it, a manly man, take action when it's time to make a move, and break into Kyushu in a hurry......"

Li Qingyun wiped his sweat again, this old lady was drunk, and her speech became more and more unreliable. However, if it is necessary to answer, it is still answered.

"Dad, don't worry, if someone dares to bully the jade slave, I will kill him. I didn't blow the nickname of 'Qinglong Taibao', and I also have real kung fu under my hands. If you don't believe it, ask the young people in Chenjiagou, which one hasn't been beaten by me?" Li Qingyun also began to talk with a big tongue, bragging, you must take advantage of being drunk, even if you are not drunk, you have to pretend to be drunk.

Although Yang Yulong was drunk and dazed, he had been lying on the table for a while, and he couldn't listen to it at this time, so he stood up and ran out, muttering in his mouth: "What Qinglong Taibao, will bully us children, people who are two years older than you, didn't they beat you all over the village?"

Yang Yunu and Yang Yudie stretched out their heads at the door to look in, covering their mouths and smiling, listening to these two drunk people bragging, it was also quite interesting.

When Yang Yulong ran out, he saw that the two sisters were actually laughing, and immediately snorted: "This Qinglong Taibao not only beats us children, but also beats girls, you are still in the mood to laugh? I really don't know how you laughed." I wanted to wait for him to get drunk and beat him up to take revenge, otherwise I would panic and call his brother-in-law against my will, and it seems that I don't have a chance today. ”

"Go, go, play, when did he hit a girl, just pinching his face and pulling his ears, and he didn't really hit us. What do you know, you little kid?" Yang Yudie was angry that he had just trained himself, and at this time, he seized the opportunity and hurriedly reprimanded him back.

Yang Yunu also said with a smile: "How can he really beat us, it's just a trick, if he really beats me, I won't marry him." You were too young to remember. ”

"I*&......*......*" Yang Yulong pouted in anger, didn't take a breath, and almost fainted, "You two nymphomaniacs, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." ”

After saying that, he lit a cigarette, took two puffs, and ran outside. Because he saw his mother slapping him and scolding him for smoking in a low voice, telling him to put out the cigarette. In this case, Yang Yulong has seen a lot since he was a child, anyway, his parents are reluctant to really beat him, and it will be okay if he escapes.

At this time, the two of them didn't know what to talk about at the wine table, and Yang Wending laughed happily: "Hahahaha, as the saying goes, the more the mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, the more pleasing it is, but my father-in-law looks at you quite pleasing to the eye." In the future, I will ask you to take care of my jade butterfly. ”

"Yudie, entrust it to me?" The corners of Li Qingyun's mouth twitched, he really wanted to pretend to be drunk immediately, and fell on the table, don't think about it, it must be that the old man drank too much, and even the names of the eldest daughter and the second daughter were confused.

However, the people who were hiding at the door and eavesdropping on them were in mixed feelings. As soon as the sister-in-law Yang Yudie heard her name, her heart jumped, her charming little face suddenly turned red, and she stomped her feet and shouted: "Mom, sister, listen to what my dad is talking about, hand me over to my brother-in-law, what should my sister do?"

Yang Yunu was also stunned, then figured out what to do, and smiled generously: "Our dad drank too much, he should have called the wrong name." Hehe, what can I do, make way for you when the time comes. ”

"You two dead girls, what are you talking nonsense here. Why don't you pull your dad out and don't let anyone hear you, or you'll have to laugh your big teeth off. Fortunately, everyone at this table is drunk......" said the mother-in-law, who had already entered the hall first and went to pull Yang Wending.

Li Qingyun took the opportunity to leave and said that he was going to the toilet. When he walked to the door, Yang Yunu held back a smile and said, "It's cheap for you, my dad entrusted my sister to you." ”

Without waiting for Li Qingyun to explain, her sister-in-law Yang Yudie blushed, covered her sister's mouth, and said coquettishly: "Sister, you have only been following your brother-in-law for a few days, why did you learn badly." You hate it and make fun of me. Gotta compensate me, at least buy me two sets of clothes, no, I want three. ”

Li Qingyun felt that he couldn't cope with this scene, so he immediately hid in the toilet and played a trick to escape. When he heard that there was no sound of speech at the door of the hall, Li Qingyun slipped out in a hurry, ready to talk to his cousin and talk to his parents.

However, before he arrived at his grandmother's house diagonally opposite, he saw a group of young men from Chenjiagou, squatting and smoking at the entrance of the alley, as if they were waiting for him, and Chen Guanghui was among them. Seeing Li Qingyun appear, he immediately brought people to surround him.

"Yo, as a new son-in-law, I didn't get drunk, and this person who accompanied the wine can't do it. Didn't you invite me to drink last time, I haven't had time, why don't we find a place to drink?" Chen Guanghui held his breath in his heart, he wanted to stop the sedan chair when he got married, but unfortunately he was kidnapped by Li Qingyun's two cousins, and if he doesn't look for trouble today, he won't have a chance in the future. (To be continued......)