Xu Yao greeted Xu Wu, who had just gotten up, and said, "Brother, you're up, it's time for lunch, let's eat." ”

As he spoke, Xu Yao handed a pair of chopsticks to the sleepy-eyed Xu Wu.

Xu Wu looked at Xu Yao, who looked well-behaved and lovely, only to feel that a bucket of ice water was poured over his head, and his heart was cold.

Subconsciously, he asked, "Who are you?" and why are you pretending to be my sister? ”

"What do you say? I'm who I am. Xu Yao, who hadn't reacted to why his brother said this, asked from the bottom of her heart.

"How can my sister be so well-behaved!" replied with a muffled sound. Xu Wu looked at the chopsticks that were suddenly inserted into the rice bowl in front of him, straight as if they were incense on him.

"What did you just say?" Xu Yao asked as she let go of her chopsticks and looked at Xu Wu.

"No, I just admire, today's Yaoyao is more well-behaved and sensible than before. Xu Wu leaned back and explained at an astonishing speed.

"But why isn't that what I heard?" Xu Yao picked up a fruit knife and pruned an apple gracefully. Until Xu Wu was so frightened that he was about to beg for mercy, Xu Yao continued: "Brother, you have made me angry again, you can choose for yourself, help me buy the durian mille-feuille that I usually love to eat, or help me buy clothes for me, I want a set of clothes for college." ”

"Okay, okay, I'll buy it for you after dinner, you can buy it all, it's okay. Xu Wu picked up the "incense" given to him by his sister and quickly picked up the meal. Now he just wants to leave his sister's blade as soon as possible, who knows if it will become a pair of Cheng Bao.

Xu Yao waited until Xu Wu hurriedly ran out of the house, then put down the apple in his hand that had not changed much, his expression froze, and he strode towards Xu Wu's room.

When her mother Wu Ying went out early in the morning, she explained two sentences to her, asking her to find out the truth about Xu Wu's late sleep last night.

Yes, it all started last night.

Wu Ying, that is, her mother, got up at night and noticed that Xu Wu's room was lit up, and she, who was concerned about her son's healthy growth, immediately walked to her brother's room. It's just that as she approached, the light in Xu Wu's room immediately dimmed.

There are quirks!

Wu Ying was about to open the door of Xu Wu's room, but when she put her hand on the doorknob, she suddenly stopped.

Of course, this is definitely not a concern for his son's privacy or self-esteem, it is purely for one reason, now that he is in, Xu Wu, this kid must be ready to cover up, and it will definitely be difficult to catch him. I can't startle the snake, let Yaoyao help me collect evidence, and then give him an unforgettable lesson.

That's the way it is, Xu Yao took advantage of the time to open her brother, pushed open the door of his room, and the scene that caught her eyes directly made her brows furrow.

She first took a picture of her brother's room, and complained while taking it: "It's really messy, are boys' rooms like this? Clothes and pants are scattered everywhere, and the desk is not tidyed." I really wonder if my brother and I were born to the same mother. ”

The messy desk became her first target.

"Let me see, what is this?Encyclopedia of insects?Environment and Biology, Species Diversity, Microbial Tutorial...... Didn't you graduate? Why are you still reading these books? Eh, notebook, I'll take a look. Prediction of firefly population changes...... What is this, there are so many messy formulas, forget it, shoot it first, and use it as evidence. ”

After Xu Yao slapped the note, she shifted her attention to other places.

"The chaotic quilt, this one should be photographed, which can be used as evidence to demonstrate Xu Wu's chaotic life. The newly bought phonograph with strange furnishings, this one also has to be filmed, a new change. Xu Yao clicked twice and took a few more photos.

"Well, what are you going to shoot after that? Although I really want to check my brother's mobile phone, but he must have taken it out, check his computer, maybe he doesn't sleep late at night, but he is actually watching a two-person action movie? This kind of thing, it must be, absolutely forbidden." ”

As he spoke, Xu Yao had already turned on Xu Wu's computer, entered the password neatly, began to browse various files, and backed them up to the large cloud disk provided by his mother.

Yes, she knew all the passwords for her brother's computer, and she asked his brother for it. Why would he give it? Who knows, maybe it's because she's cute.

"I see, thesis materials, course folders, anime, movies, photos, games, it doesn't seem to be anything special. Look at the movie, First Blood, Spider-Man, Gambling Saint, Kung Fu, whatever, it's all normal movies. After reading the list of movies like a flowing water, Xu Yao quickly opened the anime folder again, yes, she was looking for evidence of Xu Wu's sleepless crime.

"I'll see what anime my brother and this otaku watch. Miss Kaguya wants me to confess, Monthly Girl, April is your lie, The moonlight is so beautiful, Ice candy?God, is my brother so girly?Why are they all romance anime, it seems that I've been single for a long time, and I still have to find a girlfriend. Xu Yao, who covered her small mouth, slapped the computer violently, it was all evidence anyway. As for whether to tell my mother or not, it depends on my brother's performance.

Thinking of this, Xu Yao suddenly smiled from ear to ear, I am really a little elf ghost.

Let's take a look at the photos, although I don't think it's pretty.

Xu Yao, who clicked on the photo, was suddenly attracted by a picture, graduation photo? Hey, who is this woman? Could it be that this is a girlfriend?

Xu Yao hurriedly shook her head and said, "How is it possible, how can my brother have a girlfriend, at most it is a classmate relationship"

Saying that, Xu Yao had already taken a picture of the screen with her mobile phone, and found that it was a little blurry, so she simply copied the photo directly to her USB flash drive, and asked Xu Wu what was going on later.

After the photo was also flipped, Xu Yao stretched out her magic hand to the player. Yes, history plays records, that is her goal.

The records of various players are empty. There has been no playback record in the last week.

Xu Yao glanced at the figure of Hatsune Miku on the desk, and it was hard to imagine that her brother hadn't watched anime or movies for a week.

After closing all the windows and closing the computer, the search for the next target began.

At night, the lights are on, that is, things that need lights to see. So it's not electronic devices but books?

Yes, it must be so, so where can you hide books?

No, it's too obvious to hide anywhere.

The drawers aren't locked, probably not, but what if. Let's talk about it after looking for it. Xu Yao pulled out all the drawers and looked at them all. Nothing.

In the closet, there are casual clothes that don't have any style, and they are not even folded, and they are piled up in a mess.

Xu Yao used her mobile phone to shine a flashlight on the bottom of the bed, and suddenly found a cardboard box.

Xu Yao shouted excitedly: "Hahaha, look at what I found! As soon as she was excited, Xu Yao's head had an intimate contact with the bottom of the bed.

Covering his head with one hand and dragging the cardboard box out with the other, Xu Yao frowned, gritted her silver teeth, and dropped the cruel words fiercely: "Brother Villain, you wait, I'm going to catch your handle and give you a hard lesson, hiss, it's painful for me." ”

Xu Yao, who was talking cruelly, began to rummage through the contents of the cardboard box, and she must catch her brother's dog tail!

"Diary [Huo 1], wait a minute, maybe you will find something. What is this, Transformers [Huo 2]? This photo album [Huo 3] is so familiar. That's all?"

Xu Yao took out all the items inside, but found that there was only such a small thing. If Xu Wu was here, he would definitely tell her that since the last time he knew that Phantom Moon had collected data, he had dealt with what his friend had put on him, and cleaned up all the dangerous documents, lest Phantom Moon take it out and taunt him again.

When he opened the album that his brother had collected, and wanted to see what the photos were, he suddenly saw Xu Wu coming back through the window, and hurriedly put all the albums and notes back in the box, pushed them back under the bed, and ran back to his room.

said that Xu Wu, who had just come back, had walked a long way to meet Xu Yao's requirements, a set of school clothes, and the durian mille-feuille she liked.

Although I don't know why my sister has to eat at that cake shop so far away, but since she wants it, I just buy it for her.

"Hey, who sent this. "A bouquet of flowers was placed at the door, and it didn't look like it was misplaced.

Xu Wu picked it up, and the bouquet was very large, basically composed of red roses, interspersed with purple hyacinths and crimson roses.

It's just strange that there is no message on it, and I can't tell who sent the bouquet at all.

"Yaoyao, I bought the mille-feuille cake you wanted, do you want to refrigerate it or eat it now?" Xu Wu opened the door and shouted loudly into the house.

"Let's put it in the refrigerator first, I'll eat later, ah!" Before the words were finished, Xu Yao suddenly exclaimed, and the frightened Xu Wu dropped the things in his hand, rushed to his sister's room, pushed open the door, and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"Ahh Xu Wu took the lead in speaking out when Xu Yao was in a daze, and at the same time turned around and asked with a red face.

Xu Yao sat on the bed, ripped the clothes on the side, blocked his upper body, and yelled at Xu Wu: "Who let you in......! Hiss, pain. The toe that he had just hit made Xu Yao have no extra strength to drive people away, so he could only hope that Xu Wu would get out quickly.

Since Xu Wu already knew that his sister was fine, probably just accidentally hit her head or something, of course it was impossible to stay here to look at her sister's underwear, so he hurriedly ran out and closed the door smoothly. At the end, he said by the way: "I'll bring you medicine, you should hurry up and put on your clothes." ”

As soon as she saw Xu Wu go out, Xu Yao immediately dropped her clothes, hugged her feet and rubbed them, God knows why she was so unlucky today.

Helping my mother do things hit her head, and now she still has a small bag in her head, her clothes are all dirty, and she knocks her foot when she changes clothes, as if someone is scratching her.

"It's really unlucky. Xu Yao said with a little tears in her eyes.

There was a knock on the door, Xu Wu knocked on the door, and asked with concern: "Yaoyao, I'll bring the medicine over, just say when you open the door, and I'll give it to you." ”

Xu Yao took a deep breath, and after tidying up her clothes and hair, she responded to Xu Wudao: "Come in." ”

Xu Wu opened the door and saw a normal Xu Yao, he breathed a sigh of relief, handed the medicine in his hand to Xu Yao, and asked casually: "Does Yaoyao need me to take medicine for you?"

"I'll come by myself, it's all your fault, you wait for me!" Xu Yao snatched the iron medicine from Xu Wu's hand, drove Xu Wu out again, and said in his mouth, "Brother Villain, it's all my brother's big fool." If it weren't for my brother, how could I have been hurt. ”

Xu Wu was a little confused, and he didn't know how he could go out to buy something and offend his sister. A woman's heart is a needle.

Xu Yao waited until Xu Wu walked out before he began to analyze the photos on his phone. The room is a bit chaotic, but there is no evidence of a crime, and judging from the scene, my brother seems to be studying?

It's just that Xu Yao felt incredible when she thought that Brother Salted Fish would stay up all night studying for the graduate school entrance examination, and shook her head, wanting to throw this idea out of her mind.

It wasn't until Xu Wu came back after buying the materials for dinner that he saw Xu Yao come out again. Just as Xu Wu was about to ask Xu Yao why he was angry, Xu Yao took the lead and said, "Brother, I know what happened last night, aren't you going to say it?"

Last night, I slept late last night to adjust to the growing number of insects in the forest. How did Yaoyao know about this? How could she know about it? Is the shielding function of the device itself broken?

Xu Wu asked suspiciously, "You know?"

Xu Yao nodded, waved her phone and said, "Well, I know, my mother found out that you slept late last night, and today I went to your room to investigate, and I also took a photo in your room, let me see, there is your desk and notes, as well as your newly bought furnishings." I've taken pictures. I almost forgot, I checked your computer too. ”

"I don't think it's useful to talk to you, so I won't say it. After all, I also asked clearly, and none of you can help me. "Xu Wu doesn't care, anyway, the game is just like that, Phantom Moon didn't say that he couldn't tell others, but he didn't have any evidence at all, even if he did, he would probably only be regarded as an idiot.

"Isn't it just a graduate school entrance examination? How do you know we can't help you if you don't say it?" Xu Yao slapped the table fiercely and yelled at Xu Wu.

"Who said I was going to graduate school?" Xu Wu was confused again.

Xu Yao took out her mobile phone, showed the books and contents on the desk and asked, "Aren't you studying?" Actually, you really don't need to hide it from us when you are preparing for the graduate school entrance examination, it is rare that Brother Salted Fish is finally going to work hard, and we will definitely support you. ”

"What salted fish brother, your brother and I are also very hard-working. "Xu Wu's mind began to analyze the difference between admitting fact and admitting fiction.

One is an idiot and difficult to explain, and will be regarded as an addicted to games and unmotivated, and the other is a white lie, and will be regarded as a good scholar, no matter how you think about it, you will choose the latter.

"yes, I'm going to try my school's environmental creatures. Xu Wu said simply. It's not completely false, at least what he's learning and trying to do now is really close. It's a big deal to wait and sign up for a name, and go fishing in troubled waters once.

I always feel a little strange, speaking of which, I didn't find the past papers on my brother's computer, and there are no textbooks for politics and English exams, am I mistaken? Actually, my brother is not taking the graduate school entrance examination?

Xu Yao listened to her brother's tone, and always felt that Xu Wu was a little weak-hearted, but in addition to the graduate school entrance examination, what else would make the big koala give up his sleep time and plunge into the sea of creatures?

The source of motivation for men, the first money, the second woman, and the third dream (interest)?But no matter how you read biology books, the money will not go into my brother's bag. As for women, since yesterday's blind date, I have a clear understanding of the degree of insulation of the opposite sex rubber body Xu Wu, and it is impossible to learn for women. So interested? Actually, I didn't recognize my brother clearly, he was a studious person?

Xu Wu looked at Xu Yao's increasingly hesitant eyes, hurriedly walked to the table in the hall, picked up a bouquet of flowers, and asked Xu Yao: "Yaoyao, do you see if someone else gave it to you?" When I went to help you buy something today, I came back and saw that it was placed at the door of our house, anyway, there are only four people in the family, no matter how you look at it, it is impossible to give it to me." Could it be that someone has a crush on you?"

Xu Yao took the bouquet, looked at the petals that were already a little wilted on it, shook her head and said, "No, I didn't fall in love in high school, and as for whether anyone has a crush on me, I don't know." ”

"The red rose flower language is that I love you, the crimson rose just wants to be with you, and the purple hyacinth has an apologetic meaning, it seems to be a bouquet sent by someone who loves deeply and accidentally hurts the other party. Xu Wu looked at the bouquet and analyzed.

Xu Yao shook the bouquet in his hand and guessed: "Maybe it was given to my mother by my father?" You see, could it be that my father accidentally did something wrong and apologized with this. However, brother, how do you know the knowledge of flower language? This is not the scope of your knowledge. ”

"I didn't know it before, but there are a lot of species that need to be seen recently, and when I was looking for pink roses, I saw some knowledge of flower language and simply wrote it down. Xu Wu explained two sentences simply, took the bouquet in Xu Yao's hand, moistened the petals with water, and inserted the bouquet into the vase separately.

But then, Xu Yao laughed heartily: "Hahaha, brother, you are really still you, I almost thought that you had changed as a person, and when I saw this flower arrangement, I was relieved." ”

Xu Wu looked at the few roses scattered around, and a few hyacinths were unevenly clustered around the roses with their heads bowed, giving people a sense of decadence. Immediately smiled a little embarrassed.