"Mom, listen to my explanation!" Xu Wu said in a trembling voice. God knows how desperate he is now, his sister is messing around, pretending to be his girlfriend, and even dear dear dear is actually caught by her mother.

When he caught it, his sister's hand was still tightly grasping his arm, and the whole person was still coquettish against him. It's like mud wiping the crotch of your pants - it's not, it's.

"Explanation? Xu Yao, you are still holding on! Mama Xu's voice was low and scary, like a lioness who was guarding her cubs and roaring.

Mother Xu pulled the two people with their heads down to the car, and then said to the driver: "Send us back, and then you can send the car back to the company." ”

The driver replied, "Okay, boss." ”

Along the way, Xu Wu's head kept turning, thinking about what to say.

If so

"Mom, in fact, I'm just playing as a couple with Yaoyao. Xu Wu said to his mother in an innocent tone.

"So you're only five years old? I've been raising it for nothing for more than 20 years?"

No, I don't believe it myself, how can my mother believe it.

Or else to put it that way

"Mom, in fact, Yaoyao and I were just doing a study to explore the psychological and physiological changes of pretending to be a couple in public. If you don't show up, I'm going to take a saliva sample to test the secretion of hormones......" It's just that Xu Wu, who is getting quieter and quieter the more he talks, can't make it up at all.

"So the two of you are still ready to kiss!

No, I don't believe it myself, how can my mother believe it.

Or, let's put it this way

"Mom, it's actually because Yaoyao sees that I'm relatively unfamiliar with the opposite sex, so help me exercise in advance. You also know that your son and I are more reserved, even if it is just a simple contact with the opposite sex, it is easy to blush. It's hard to find a girlfriend, no. You think you don't want to be without a grandson, so Yaoyao helped me start exercising from a simple start, and after I got used to it, I would get along better with women. ”

"Really? Yes, not having grandchildren is a big problem. ”

Yes, that's right, that's it. Xu Wu thinks this is a good statement, his mother wants him to go on a blind date so much, and asks him every day if he has found a girlfriend, and now throwing it out will definitely divert her attention.

Turning a German orthopedic problem into his own defective problem, between breaking his leg and revealing his black history, Xu Wu chose the latter.

"Boss, it's here. The driver stopped the car and then helped open the door.

"It's hard work, you go back and rest, today you are very tired and you haven't seen anything. Xu Ma's tone was calm, like the ocean before a storm.

"Boss, then I'll go back first, my eyes are uncomfortable today, and I need to go back and wash my eyes. After the driver answered, he quickly drove the car away, leaving Xu's mother and two children with their heads down.

Mother Xu opened the door calmly, took out a drink in the refrigerator by herself, poured herself a glass, and then sat on the single sofa and asked the two overwhelmed children, "Why, don't you have anything to say to me?"

"Mom, listen to me say that's the way things are. When Xu Wu was about to say the long-conceived idea, he found that the same dialogue was also read out of Xu Yao's mouth.

"Mom, listen to me say that's the way things are. You don't know, how hateful that woman is, he said that his brother is a dead fat house, and he also said that he is a moth,......" Then Xu Yao told the matter 1510, and by the way, Li Shufen's hatefulness was described again.

While talking, he sat down next to Xu Ma and danced and performed.

"Yes, as a competent sister, I definitely can't watch outsiders bully my brother like that, right, so I decisively and heroically pretended to be my brother's admirer, and after confessing to my brother, I reprimanded the bad woman by the way. Mom, I'm not cool. ”

Xu Yao's eyes widened, shaking her mother's hand, waiting for a compliment.

That's right, Xu Yao's strategy is to pass the test with cuteness!

Mother Xu nodded after hearing this, and exaggerated to Xu Yao: "Well, my Yaoyao is the best." ”

Just when Xu Yao was happy and Xu Wu breathed a sigh of relief, Xu's mother suddenly changed her tone and shouted at Xu Wu: "Then, Xu Wu, you tell me, what is wrong with you!"

Xu Wu pointed to his nose and asked suspiciously, "Mom, didn't you make it clear?" That was a misunderstanding, just to correct the other party's remarks. ”

"You don't realize what you're doing wrong. After taking a sip of the drink in her hand, her mother continued to say to Xu Wu: "First, you don't have a girlfriend. Second, you don't have a job. Third, you don't even recognize your own mistakes. ”

What's the case, this is also considered a mistake?

"Mom, do you want to count it like this?" Xu Wu was a little dumbfounded, completely unaware of how this was a mistake.

Mother Xu slapped the drink cup on the table as a shocking wood, and shouted angrily: "Are you still unrepentant? The reason for this is because you are twenty-four years old and still single." If you had a girlfriend, would you need to go on a blind date?"

"I don't think so. Xu Wu whispered, "But there are so many single men in this world, if all of them deserve death, wouldn't the world have already perished." ”

"I don't care what the others do, it's the original sin that you're single. Secondly, you said that if you don't look for a job when you are studying, you are about to graduate, have you found an internship?

Look at your expression, it's just gone. Why are you called a moth, because you haven't struggled where you're supposed to be. Look at what you've done? Your sister still knows how to maintain your dignity, but if you haven't lost your dignity, do you need Yaoyao to help you maintain it?

You give me a good reflection, and you can find me a daughter-in-law within a year, and I will hold a grandson or granddaughter within two years. If you don't do it, don't blame me for giving you an arranged marriage. After speaking, Mother Xu, who had dropped the cruel words, shook her hand and pulled Xu Yao away, leaving Xu Wu with a demented face.

Xu Yao and Xu Ma sat on the bed and chatted, Xu Ma asked Xu Yao proudly: "How is it, Yaoyao, is my mother very handsome just now, and does she admire my mother very much." ”

Xu Yao pounced on her mother and praised: "That's, my mother must be the most beautiful and powerful, Mom, I think our plan should be successful, and then my brother will definitely change his mind, walk out of the room, and be a sunny little boy." ”

Mother Xu touched Xu Yao's head and said, "It's good to have a good daughter like you, otherwise, Xu Wu's kid would have to be angry with me." Yaoyao, you have good acting skills, you have the demeanor of your mother and me, continue to work hard. And in the future, help me keep an eye on Xu Wu's kid, and tell me what the situation and progress is. What kind of gift do you want, Mom bought it for you. ”

Xu Yao shook his head and said, "I don't need any gifts, supervising my brother is what I should do." ”

Mother Xu naturally wouldn't agree to this kind of thing, in the final analysis, she was just looking for a reason to give a gift to her daughter. She said directly: "That's not good, you have made great contributions, you will definitely be rewarded, you must have to get for your work, the law stipulates so." I'll see, the girl is getting more and more beautiful, mom will buy you some skin care products. We must protect our Yaoyao's skin. ”

Xu Yao wanted to refuse, but when she heard her mother say this, she was right, the skin was going to... No, you can't let your mother break the law, after all, there is a law to protect the interests of employees. So she nodded and gladly accepted her mother's gift.

Xu Wu, who didn't know that he was being tricked by the two mothers and daughters, was in the room at this time, distressed about his island. Of course, it's not bothered by the development of the island, since the first ecosystem was established, the game has gradually entered the right track, and Xu Wu, who has experience, can also regulate the number of creatures very well.

What he is worried about now is the instruction given by his mother, how to have a girlfriend within a year.

First of all, you must change your circle of friends, at least you must have female friends, secondly, you must have economic conditions, how can you date if you have no money, and secondly, you must pursue a woman among female friends.

No matter how you think about it, you can't do it in a year! It's very difficult to get him to rebuild his circle of friends.

"Island owner, please don't relax your management of the island, you still need at least thirty species of creatures to establish a second ecosystem. ”

The sound of the phantom moon was like a clear spring in the desert, a lighthouse in the darkness, igniting hope in Xu Wu's most desperate time. Yes, what are you worried about? There is still a year to go, and there are serious things and problems to be urgent. The construction of the island is clearly in the first place, and the fragile ecosystem is guarded by me.

Xu Wu, who had strengthened his beliefs, opened a three-dimensional map of the island and began his own work.

"I see, the bananas have also grown up, and then 10 young monkeys are put in to enrich the genetic diversity of the monkeys. The number of river shrimp is a bit high, and there are also submerged plants that need some organisms to suppress the growth of the population, so let's have tilapia, carp and bream. Tilapia and carp eat more shrimp and phytoplankton, and bream mainly eats plantain and cauliflower.

By the way, the number of snails has also risen, and the aquatic fireflies have also been put in, so control the number and beautify the night view of the lake by the way.

Plant some lavender and violets on the shore, some roses, and plenty of butterflies anyway. ”

After dealing with the lake, Xu Wu continued to start a new round of founder behavior for the stable development of the forest around the lake, as the so-called god said that there should be birds.

Therefore, there are green embroidered eyes on the island, and God knows how long he waited for the banyan tree to grow up. If you count it carefully, it seems that it is only three days, well, yes, three days is a long time.

After having more than 100 birds, Xu Wu did not stop there, but cautiously threw a kind of insect into the apple tree-the pear star caterpillar. It is an insect that feeds on flower buds, young leaves, and flower buds, and mainly harms apple and pear trees.

When Xu Wu did this, he naturally didn't dislike his apple trees growing too much, and before he became a forest, he would never have too many trees.

This pest is actually used to provide other food for the green eye, so that its food recipe is too shallow. In fact, if you think about it from another angle, it is not a bad thing that insects that eat apple trees can convert the leaves that can only fall into nutrients for the insect's body, instead of handing them over to microorganisms for decomposition. Being able to increase the utilization of producers is not.

There are also ficus bees to be put in, which is also a symbiotic species of banyan trees.

Then there are more animals walking in the field, which will help loosen the soil and help the plant roots to breathe, but no one will go to the island to loosen the soil for each plant, if the soil is too strong, the plant roots will rot and die, but it will be troublesome.

So although it was ugly and even a little disgusting, Xu Wu still chose to put all kinds of bugs in the dirt.

The rat woman mentioned in the phototaxis experiment, the scavenger shell lang in nature, the earth element of the little turtle - also called the ground turtle, and the grasshopper that chirps in summer (that is, I know).

As for cockroaches and termites, which are well-known pests, he doesn't dare to release them now, who knows if something will happen.

Those insects that have a strong destructive power on vegetation, such as locusts, naturally do not dare to release them, and a small tree and grass that cannot cope with it is not a life.

Thinking of this, Xu Wu thought about it, if there were too many grasshoppers, they would also cause the fruit trees to die. Yes, grasshoppers may seem to be very common and harmless to humans and animals, but in fact, their staple food is tree sap, and their eggs are also laid in the young branches of trees, and the branches that are laid will quickly dry up and die and fall to the ground.

It can be said that the chilling cicadas in the mouths of these poets are poignant, and the insects that lie in the soil for 3 to 5 years, and even some of them can be unearthed for 17 years, are actually terrible killers for fruit trees that suck rhizomes when they are young, sap when they are adults, and destroy their arms when they reproduce.

If your fruit trees are drained and the monkeys run out of food, the voles will lose their vital food, and the butterflies will have no pollen source, then the problem will be big.

"Phantom Moon, put another 1,000 praying mantises, the ratio of male to female is 1:1. Then put 1000 Chinese tarantulas, and the male-to-female ratio is also 1:1, and spread them out and arrange them. Xu Wu hurriedly said to Phantom Moon.

"Okay, as you wish, it's just that the island owner, cicada ants now live mostly in the mud, and the praying mantis and Chinese tarantulas in the forest do not have a stable enough food source. Phantom Moon reminded Xu Wu of this question a little.

Xu Wu asked in surprise: "Last time I remembered that there were a lot of butterflies, why? I can't even afford to feed these praying mantis and Chinese tarantulas?"

Xu Wu's familiar expression appeared on Phantom Yue's face again, and then said: "Distribution, the distribution range of butterfly larvae has not spread to the range of the fruit forest on your side, let alone that you are scattered, do you think there are any insects in your forest that can provide you with these praying mantis and tarantulas to eat?"

It seems that there is really none, Xu Wu hurriedly said: "Then don't put it first, withdraw it." ”

"You think it's WeChat, and it's withdrawn! This is a living creature, once it is released, it is a fact, and it cannot be withdrawn. Phantom Yue yelled at Xu Wu with a serious face, and casually educated: "Please respect life, these are all living beings because of your orders." It's not an existence that can be erased by a word of withdrawal. ”

Xu Wu was taken aback by Phantom Yue's tone, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, okay, can't I withdraw it?" Then put in 3,000 stick insects, 1,000 beetles, and 1,000 noctuidaes. Enough should be enough. ”

The three new insects are almost all the recipes of praying mantis and Chinese tarantulas, and according to the general number of eggs laid by insects, they can definitely meet the growth of praying mantis and tarantulas. These insects also provide food for sparrows and green eyes, and help pollinate fruit trees and legumes. As for the chameleon that Xu Wu put out before, he had long forgotten about it, there were too many species, he didn't remember!

Perfect, continue, the night passed in Xu Wu's unconsciousness, he always said to himself, go to sleep after dealing with this, but after that, there will always be one problem after another, and he can't help but deal with it.

But said that the object of today's blind date, after returning home, her mother asked her, "How is it, did you meet today? ”

As soon as Li Shufen entered the door, she heard her mother's question, and immediately complained: "Mom, can you not recommend these messy people to me in the future, it's just a dick." ”

After she put her bag down, she continued: "You don't know what he's wearing to go out, a pair of shorts! If it weren't for the pair of running shoes hanging on his feet, I would almost think that some uncle had just come out after drinking." ”

Aunt Gui touched her chin and smiled: "Yes, Xiao Wu, this kid is a little unaware of his image, and he is usually quite casual." But ah, Xiao Wu must be a good boy, gentle and knowledgeable, and he will definitely be a good husband in the future. I'm sure I'm not mistaken, your mother. ”

"I'm afraid I'm not just a nerd, gentleness I think it's true, it's just a sissy, and I don't react when I'm scolded. The most important thing is that this person has no job and is poor, and he orders the cheapest food. Mom, such a person has no future. You are simply taking your daughter's lifelong happiness as a child's play. ”

Aunt Gui asked suspiciously: "Poor, no, his father is a civil servant, and he will go abroad on business trips from time to time." His mother is the CEO of a listed company, if it weren't for the fact that she sometimes comes to buy vegetables, your mother wouldn't know such a powerful person. He himself graduated from a prestigious school, but I don't know if he hasn't looked for a job yet. ”

Li Shufen's eyes widened, she looked at her mother blankly, and asked in a trembling voice, "Mom, what you said is true?"

Aunt Gui probably guessed what was wrong, and immediately encouraged: "It's okay, if you can't do it once, you can make an appointment a second time, if you feel shy, Mom will help you make an appointment." ”

"Mom, you don't understand, as soon as today's incident happens, it will be impossible between me and that Xu Wu. Li Shufen covered her head, and her mind was full of one thought - I actually let go of Kaizi, the easiest to take the bait in this life!

Aunt Gui immediately understood that she was afraid that the impression left by her daughter exceeded her estimate, but she understood her daughter's virtue, and immediately encouraged: "The first impression is not good, it does not mean that it is impossible, there is no man and woman in the world who is absolutely impossible, the important thing is whether you can find this possibility and grasp it tightly." I've never heard of a woman chasing a man. Not to mention Xiao Wu's child, I understand, his personality is introverted and shy, this kind of child, he can't stand the pursuit of girls the most, as long as he is closer to him, get along more, and then take the initiative, he can basically take it down. ”

Li Shufen looked at her mother with teary eyes, her eyeshadow was dragged out of two black lines, and she asked in a trembling voice, "Really... Really?"

"Silly boy, is your mother going to lie to you? I believe in the charm of my daughter. Aunt Gui put her arms around her daughter's head and comforted.

"Well, I'll definitely have him in my pocket. Li Shufen stopped her tears, regained her energy, and started a new plan.