Chapter 640: Su Qi's cross talk skills!
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Private room on the second floor.
Zeng Yiyun looked at the live broadcast on the tablet in his hand, trembling with anger!
Su Qi's move was too ruthless, although he didn't call him by name, but who didn't know that he was talking about him?
This is slapping his face stage!
There is also that sentence Xiaoqing, the first person in contemporary cross talk, the person in power of Qingyun Pavilion, an elder who is over half a hundred years old, is actually nicknamed Xiaoqing, this kind of thing, looking at the country, who dares?
But that's what he Su Qi did!
In front of the public, they humiliated their master and apprentice!
on the web.
All netizens also looked stupid.
"Poof, this Professor Su really dares to say it!"
"But that's interesting!"
"Haha, I'm laughing to death, why is Professor Su opening his mouth to be a joke?"
"You can change your career to be a joker. ”
"Zhuge Qing, Xiaoqing, I don't know what he said!"
"I thought the name was passed on by the White Snake!"
Inside the theater.
The audience was full of laughter, since Su Qi and Yang Hao appeared on the stage, the applause and laughter have not stopped, and the shoulders of Daxia TV's cameraman Du Le trembled.
Because no one expected that Su Qi could really speak cross talk, and he said it so well, he was suddenly amused.
It's so much fun!
This cross talk is absolutely amazing!
At this moment, no matter whether it was people in the industry or outside the industry, they didn't dare to underestimate Su Qi anymore, and they all listened seriously.
On the stage, the two stood smiling.
Yang Hao put down the microphone: "It's still Xiaoqing, you can stop it, at first glance, I thought it was a woman in the Qinglou!"
Su Qile said: "If you want to think like this, that's pretty much the same. ”
Yang Hao hurriedly stopped, "Hey, what do you mean it's almost there? That's a lot worse, that's a cross talk master." ”
Su Qi covered his mouth in surprise when he heard this, "Master?
Yang Hao: "What's the matter? Are you not convinced?"
Su Qi: "I don't dare to say it if I'm not convinced, but I talk about cross talk in the industry, and it can be said that there is no opponent." ”
Yang Hao: "You're not afraid of flashing your tongue." ”
Su Qi: "Don't believe it, what happened to me six years ago, it scared you to death when I said it." ”
Yang Hao: "What's wrong with you?"
Su Qi: "I went to the mold fruit for further study!"
Yang Hao was puzzled: "What is a moldy fruit?"
Su Qi: "Moldy shears all fruits!"
Yang Hao pointed: "You take out the insoles in your mouth first." ”
Su Qi slapped Yang Hao: "You only have an insole in your mouth." ”
Yang Hao: "It's not like that, it's called the United States of America!"
The audience laughed, "Hahahaha!"
Su Qi: "You don't care about any country, have you been there?"
Yang Hao asked rhetorically: "Then you have been there?"
Su Qi: "I went to study!"
Yang Hao: "Where are you going?"
Su Qi: "There is a California. ”
Yang Hao: "What are you doing?"
Su Qi: "Learn cross talk!"
Yang Hao was surprised, "You went to the United States to learn cross talk??"
Su Qi: "That's right. ”
Yang Hao: "What's wrong with the fact that China can't leave you alone? What are you going to study in the United States?"
Su Qi: "I know a cross talk senior, and they live in the United States. ”
Yang Hao: "The co-author is going to apprenticeship." ”
Su Qi: "That's right, this is a master. ”
Yang Hao: "Then why is he abroad?"
Su Qi: "This master, I feel that the domestic cross talk industry has lost the spirit of cross talk, at a glance, it is all for fame and profit, forming gangs, and no one can really inherit the art of cross talk." ”
When everyone in the audience heard this, they all laughed.
Because anyone can hear it, this refers to Sang scolding Huai.
It's obviously the people of Qingyun Pavilion!
Zeng Yiyun was also angry enough when he heard this, Su Qi said too much!
Yin damage Yin damage!
Haven't inherited the art of cross talk yet?
This is simply a direct scolding of the domestic cross talk industry!
Other cross talk artists are also angry and scolding their mothers.
"This Su Qi!"
"It's vexatious!"
"How dare he say anything?"
"He must be banned!"
"There is him but not me in the domestic cross talk industry!"
"That's right, you must boycott this person!"
And on the web.
Netizens also watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, and applauded one by one, and some directly brushed up small gifts.
Live streaming.
The audience laughed and flipped back and forth.
Yang Hao continued: "Then what have you learned this time?"
Su Qi: "I have learned everything I can learn! The old gentleman said, I am the one who can inherit the mantle of the domestic cross talk industry!"
Yang Hao: "This old gentleman also has bad eyes. ”
The audience roared.
Zeng Yiyun secretly scolded shamelessly.
I've never seen someone who can put gold on his face like this!
But Su Qi is a mischievous character, how can he care about this?
At this moment, he sorted out his robe and said: "I graduated from the mold fruit, I have succeeded in learning and art, and after returning to China, I have become popular and famous." ”
Yang Hao: "Then what are you doing?"
Su Qi: "I held a few cross talk sessions. ”
Yang Hao: "Tell me." ”
Su Qi: "You see that we have a lot of audiences today, but I don't blow it, it's all a small performance for me." ”
Yang Hao was surprised: "Hey, is this still young?"
Su Qi: "Of course, I won't go to performances in ordinary places now. ”
Yang Hao: "What about you?"
Su Qi: "I did it myself!"
Yang Hao: "Open it yourself?"
Su Qi: "Open it yourself, the location has been chosen." ”
Yang Hao: "Where?"
Su Qi: "National Center for the Performing Arts!"
Yang Hao raised his eyebrows: "Small!"
Su Qi said happily: "You also think it's small, right?"
Yang Haole said: "Your magnitude should be on Metro Line 1." ”
"Hahahaha!"
This is another burden, and after it was thrown out, the audience immediately burst into laughter again.
Su Qi rolled his eyes: "My National Center for the Performing Arts, you let me get on Metro Line 1?
Yang Hao: "Nonsense, can you go to the National Center for the Performing Arts!"
Su Qi stretched out his finger: "Let me tell you, the National Center for the Performing Arts can seat more than 2,000 people." ”
Yang Hao: "It's a lot. ”
Su Qi waved his hand: "Not for me." ”
Yang Hao: "It's too little?"
Su Qi was excited: "My fans are all from London, New York, and Afghanistan, there are a lot of people!"
Yang Haole said: "That's from the famine, right?"
Su Qi: "It's all to come and see me, so I was too small in that venue, so I changed it again." ”
Yang Hao: "Where?"
Su Qi crossed his waist: "Beijing Workers' Stadium." ”
Yang Hao was surprised: "Oh, the Beijing Workers' Stadium is full of 60,000 spectators. ”
Su Qi spread his hands: "It's okay, it's the same, it's fifty-nine seconds after the ticket is opened, and it's all sold out." ”
Yang Hao: "Hey, it's less than a minute." ”
Su Qi: "Take a look. ”
Yang Hao: "It's too fast. ”
Su Qi: "I'm happy that it's sold out, I'm happy when it's sold out, I'm in my lounge, sitting and resting." ”
Yang Hao: "Well, rest your feet." ”
Su Qi stuck his fingers: "A ticket is 20,000, I have to count the money, phew, one, two ......"
Yang Hao stopped: "You wait, you wait, how can you still count the ticket money yourself?"
Su Qi: "What's the matter?"
Yang Hao: "Swipe the card directly!"
Su Qi raised his eyebrows and glared: "I'm happy to count it myself, you can take care of it?"
Yang Hao was speechless: "...... Then I don't care. ”
The laughter in the audience was like a tidal wave.
Others burst into tears.
Su Qi continued: "On the day the performance started, the audience began to enter the venue at 8 o'clock in the morning. ”
Yang Hao asked, "Why did you come so early?"
Su Qi said: "You don't distinguish between the front and back rows, are you willing to spend 20,000 yuan to sit in the last row?"
Yang Hao nodded: "That's also a loss." ”
Su Qi: "Yes, why do I know? As soon as they entered the arena at eight o'clock, they woke me up, which made me angry......
Yang Hao stopped: "Wait a minute, why did they wake you up when they entered the venue at eight o'clock? Where do you live?"
Su Qi was confident: "The ticket office." ”
Yang Haoleng said: "How can you live in the ticket office with such a big name?" You should live in a villa!"
Su Qi waved his hand: "You don't understand, there is air conditioning at the ticket office!"
Yang Hao said: "You can't afford to install an air conditioner, and you sell 20,000 tickets?"
Su Qi was stunned for a moment.
There was a boo from the audience!
"Huh~~~"
The audience before the live broadcast couldn't be happier!
"Hey, this Su Qi's cross talk is too interesting!"
"Haha, it's so pretty!"
"It's no worse than Qingyun Pavilion!"
Zeng Yiyun's face was also gloomy.
No one expected that Su Qi couldn't help but really speak cross talk, and he could say it so well!
A bad premonition faintly permeated Zeng Yiyun's heart.