There are many folk arts in Huaxia, and they have developed into the most popular language performance programs among the people in contemporary times, and cross talk sketches and so on will undoubtedly be ranked first. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

And among them, cross talk is the most popular, with the advent of the Internet era, all kinds of interesting cross talk themes have been widely circulated, so that ordinary people are tired of watching it.

The innovation of cross talk actors can't keep up with the interests of the people, and they are all those old stalks over and over again, resulting in many people not particularly loving to watch and listen to them.

Although Qingyun Pavilion is famous, bringing together the elites of the entire cross talk industry, and has always been the representative and leader of the younger generation of novel cross talk, but in terms of innovation, it is still difficult to get rid of the shadow of the older generation.

Many stalks are already tired of playing, even if the two of them don't get tired of talking about it, the audience doesn't like to listen to it.

Therefore, at present, the lack of domestic cross talk is not talents, nor resources, but innovation!

But this time, Su Qi's cross talk completely made the audience seem to have opened a new door.

Even many cross talk actors in the industry are dumbfounded, because this cross talk is really good, every burden is just right, the compliment and tease are full of tacit understanding, and the tease is a joke, and they have never heard of it!

That's a rarity!

They are all engaged in creation, and they all know the difficulty of this, and it is difficult to innovate in the old school of cross talk!

But Su Qi's cross talk is really something they have never heard before.

Everyone looked carefully, and saw that on the stage, the two of them teased and held each other, which was full of excitement.

The laughter from the audience came one after another!

The applause was surging!

Let's continue with the topic just now.

Yang Hao couldn't cry or laugh, and asked: "You can't afford to buy an air conditioner, and you sell 20,000 tickets?"

Su Qi quibbled: "I'm low-carbon and environmentally friendly, can't I save energy and reduce emissions?"

Yang Hao nodded, "Nacheng, listen to you." ”

Su Qi began to dance, "I'm at the ticket office, as soon as these 100,000 people came in, another 100,000 people came, all of them wanted to see me." ”

Yang Hao frowned: "Then sit down?"

Su Qi continued: "Let's pay attention, sell standing tickets!"

Yang Hao asked, "What is a standing ticket?"

Su Qi gestured with his hand: "Isn't this full of 100,000 people, I don't have a seat in the middle venue, let them all stand inside." ”

Yang Hao was stunned, "Then how much do you have to sell for this?"

Su Qi: "Twenty thousand." ”

Yang Hao: "There is no distinction between the front and back rows?"

Su Qi: "Regardless of the front and back rows, 100,000 people are inside the station, and the aerial photography on the top is like a terracotta army." ”

Yang Hao: "Huh." ”

Su Qi stretched out his hand: "As soon as 100,000 people entered, more than 50,000 people came." ”

Yang Hao: "What should I do then?"

The audience also pricked up their ears, and at the same time wondered how to do this.

Su Qi waved his hand, looking confident: "We have a rut, sell squatting tickets!"

Yang Hao was dumbfounded: "Squatting ticket?"

Everyone in the audience also squirted out a mouthful of mineral water!

Squatting tickets?

How can you still play like this?

Yang Hao asked, "What is this called a squatting ticket?"

Su Qi split his legs: "Look at the standing ticket, it's two people going to this station, with wide shoulders and thin legs, and there is just one person squatting in the middle!"

Yang Hao's eyebrows were condensed, "Then your price?"

Su Qi pursed his lips: "Twenty thousand, not divided into front and back rows." ”

Yang Hao said: "You are asking for a sky-high price, what a stupid hat you are to watch the show." ”

When the audience heard this, they immediately cheered and booed.

Because this is clearly referring to Sang scolding Huai!

Sky-high tickets?

No distinction between the front and rear rows?

Isn't this the Qingyun Pavilion on the other side!

Everyone present knew that the scene of Qingyun Pavilion sitting on the ground and raising the price just now would cost a sky-high price for a ticket.

And now Su Qi said this paragraph, isn't it just satirizing Qingyun Pavilion?

Otherwise, how could there be such a coincidence, the sky-high tickets were just going to be issued over there, and the cross talk here happened to talk about the tickets?

Obviously, this is irony!

Everyone present was happy.

And a lot of them cheered.

And just across the street, the people in Qingyun Pavilion were angry.

"This Su Qi is just messing around!"

"When you talk about cross talk, you talk about cross talk, and there are so many buried people?"

"When are we going to have sky-high tickets? It's just out of nowhere!"

"That's right, this kind of person is not worthy of standing on the stage of cross talk!"

Of course, a group of cross talk actors will not admit that they sell sky-high tickets, and they all began to fight back, saying impassioned and high-sounding.

And Zeng Yiyun had a gloomy face, and he was also afraid of Su Qi's mouth, maybe he would say something.

Scene.

Su Qi was still talking, and said with enthusiasm: "These 50,000 people have just squatted down, and another 100,000 people are hula outside!"

Yang Hao said: "There is no land." ”

Su Qi smiled: "We have a trick, let him buy a party ticket." ”

Yang Hao stumbled, so he hung on the ground, "What kind of lying method?"

Su Qi pointed to the audience and said, "The audience looks down to see if your seat is empty." ”

Everyone looked down and looked at it, and it was true.

Su Qi explained: "You go from the last row, with your head down, crawling forward, and you all lie under the seat, and these 100,000 people will be arranged." ”

Yang Hao grinned when he heard this, "Then how much money is this?"

Su Qi stretched out two fingers: "Twenty thousand." ”

Yang Hao: "Don't you distinguish between the front and back rows?"

Su Qi: "No points! ”

Yang Hao: "What do you have to look at?"

Su Qi: "Look!"

Yang Hao: "How inappropriate." ”

Su Qi: "That's no trick, who made me angry?"

Yang Hao: "Hey, you can ask for face." ”

Su Qi continued what he said just now: "As soon as 350,000 people came in, another 10,000 people followed, so I have to see it!"

Yang Hao: "What should I do?" ”

Su Qi: "Then let them see, after they are all put in, the person in charge of the bird's nest will be in a hurry." ”

Yang Hao: "Think of a way." ”

Su Qi: "I must think about it, I said I have an idea." ”

Yang Hao was puzzled: "What idea?"

Everyone looked at it curiously.

I just saw Su Qi stretch his finger towards the sky and said, "Sell hanging tickets!"

Yang Hao took a look at it and asked, "What is a hanging ticket?"

Su Qi said with a smile: "Hang all of these more than 10,000 people on the top of the bird's nest." ”

"Hahaha!"

When the audience heard this, they all immediately laughed.

Hanging tickets?

You can't figure it out!

Yang Hao said: "How much does it cost to sell for one?"

Su Qi stretched out his finger: "Thirty thousand." ”

Yang Haoqi said: "Why is this an extra 10,000 yuan?"

Su Qile said: "There are still 10,000 coercive money." ”

Yang Hao: "Your coercion is black enough." ”

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

This paragraph of "Selling Hanging Tickets" can be said to be very perfect, and many on-site audiences and audiences in the live broadcast room laughed.

And the theme is obvious, it is simply a satire of Qingyun Pavilion's sky-high ticket behavior.

Many insiders also wiped their sweat, but they didn't expect Su Qi to really be able to say that.

In the past, Qingyun Pavilion bullied others and made others cry, but this time, he was taught a hard lesson by a singer, which is really appalling.

A group of professional cross talk actors can't do an amateur?

A lot of people find it incredible.

But one thing they can be sure of is that Su Qi's cross talk has been said perfectly, and it is completely opposite to the half-hung person they imagined.