"Uncle, aunt, what a coincidence! I actually met you here. ”

Chengcheng, who asked for leave from school and came out to sketch alone, took the train from Beijing all the way to Haicheng, and met a like-minded friend on the car.

He had just arrived in Haicheng yesterday and was temporarily at the house of a hospitable friend. The friend invited him to dinner tonight, saying that he wanted to do his best to be a landlord.

Who knew that it was so coincidental that the place where they ate was the closest place to the hotel that Xiao Yi had chosen.

So, they just ran into it.

When Chengcheng greeted Xiao Yi and Su Yi at the door of the hotel, his friend was ordering food in the restaurant.

Compared with Chengcheng's complete surprise, Su Yi and Xiao Yi were shocked and filled with infinite anger.

It's class time, and Chengcheng actually skipped school to play! It's really untidy to run so far away from Haicheng alone!

Su Yi and Xiao Yi saw that there were many people in the hotel, thinking that the city was already big and they couldn't embarrass him in public.

The two gritted their cheeks and grinded their teeth: "Let's talk in another place." ”

What Xiao Yi wanted was to find a place with fewer people after going out, and smoke the city to be ruthless.

What an old man, what is not good at learning, learning from others to skip class! I really him off!

Su Yi decided to educate the city of good life - let him write a 10,000-word review, and he had to think about it on the wall, and he must give him an unforgettable "love education".

"Stinky boy, you don't go to school, and you sneak away so far away. I see you're itching!" Xiao Yi casually broke a thin branch on the side of the road, and without picking up the leaves, he went straight to Chengcheng.

Chengcheng howled in pain and hid behind Su Yi: "Auntie, you talk about my uncle, he beats people at every turn, it's too tyrannical and ungraceful......"

Su Yi staggered away expressionlessly, pushed Chengcheng, and sent him under Xiao Yi's stick: "Brother Xiao, you use some force." Chengcheng, you've disappointed me so much!"

"You said you were going to move to a dormitory, you wanted to be independent, and that was how independent? I haven't heard of a student skipping classes to become independent. You're really capable, and you've given your younger siblings a good start!"

Xiao Yi smoked seven or eight sticks in the city in a hurry, and whipped a handsome young man in the wind in Yushu to wail again and again.

He just played surfing in the afternoon, he was too involved in playing at that time, and now he has no strength, halfway through the fight, he can't use his strength, and gives Su Yi the stick that pulls off the leaves and only leaves the branches: "You come." ”

Chengcheng didn't dare to hide, he took a few hard hits, tears in pain, seeing that Xiao Yi had a halftime break, he breathed a sigh of relief for the rest of his life, hugged Su Yi's arm, and explained to them for the second time.

"Auntie, uncle, I really didn't skip class. I've asked for leave from school, and if you don't believe me, you can call my supervisor or the head of the department. ”

Su Yi didn't move with the stick, staring straight at Chengcheng.

Although she felt that this explanation was more like an excuse. But the children are so old, Chengcheng has always been so well-behaved, she really can't do it when she asks her to beat him.

Chengcheng saw that Su Yi didn't move, exhaled two breaths of turbidity, and quickly continued: "It's really they specially approved me to come out to find inspiration. I didn't skip class!"

"Next month, I want to represent China abroad to participate in the calligraphy and painting exchange conference, and I need to bring a few outstanding representatives to the exhibition. I wasn't very satisfied with the previous works, so I ......"

Su Yi finally chose to believe in Chengcheng for the time being, she dropped the stick, pulled Chengcheng, and Xiao Yi, who was furious, back to the hotel, and called Chengcheng's tutor and their department head respectively to ask about the situation, and then said to Chengcheng with a pleasant face: "Good boy, you have to work hard this time." ”

"Use your works to let those foreigners outside who look down on us Chinese people have a good look, help them increase their knowledge, and let them know how profound the cultural heritage of an ancient big country is!

Xiao Yi's eyes flickered, lowered his voice, and apologized to Chengcheng: "I'm sorry, Uncle blamed you just now." Do you hurt?"

"It's fine. It doesn't hurt much. Chengcheng took a silent breath, thinking of some pleasant things in his mind, so as to forget the hot pain in his body.

His uncle is really old and strong, and this attack is also ruthless!

Chengcheng thought to himself, he was an iron-clad man, how could he lose his character for this little pain, it would be too unmanly, too unmanly, too unmanly, too unworthy of his demeanor as a young artist.

"Chengcheng, you must be hungry, let's go, let's go back to that restaurant for dinner." I heard that the charcoal-grilled seafood there tastes good. ”

"Uncle invites you today, let go of your stomach and eat as much as you can! By the way, this is the only bag for your luggage? There is nothing else? You said that you went to Haicheng yesterday, where did you live before?"

Su Yi also asked: "Is the place where you live nearby?" Let's go to eat first, and after eating, you leave the room and come to live here." I'll go to the front desk right away and open a quiet and tidy room for you. ”

"I used to ...... at a friend's house" Chengcheng suddenly remembered that he had forgotten about his new friend!

He patted his head: "Gee, I went to dinner with a friend." I disappeared suddenly, and he must have been worried. I'm going to have to go back to him right away. ”

"What friend, male or female?" Su Yi's gaze gradually warmed, focusing on Chengcheng, and his back was cold.

"Auntie, my friend is a gay man, don't look at me like that. "It makes people afraid. Chengcheng dropped his bag and ran: "I'll go first." Take your time. ”

Xiao Yi saw that the city was deserted and fled, and smiled: "This kid!"

Su Yi pulled him behind Chengcheng and walked out: "Let's go see that friend in Chengcheng too." ”

What if the other party sees that the people in Chengcheng are stupid and have a lot of money, and they want to cheat him? She has to go and check the child, and she can't let the city call the bad guys harm.

Xiao Yi didn't understand Su Yi's worries, he grabbed Su Yi: "Xiao Su, don't be like this, leave some space for Chengcheng, so that he and his friends can have a good time." He's not a three-year-old, so don't worry too much. The child will be annoyed. ”

It is estimated that Su Yi was overly concerned about the child, so he proposed to move to the dormitory.

When Su Yi, who was in menopause, heard Xiao Yi say this, he was instantly angry, and immediately shook his face and lost his temper: "Do you dislike me? I know! You think I'm embarrassed that I can't surf." Aren't you just a better learner and faster learner than me, what's there to be proud of? Look down on me, think I'm verbose and ashamed, right?"

Xiao Yi Waterfall Khan: "No. I didn't mean that. Xiao Su, calm down and listen to me, okay?"

Su Yi's hair flicked: "I'm not angry, what else do I eat." You go eat it yourself! I want to rest alone. You go to the front desk and ask them to open a room, and you can live with Chengcheng in the future. Save you from looking down on me and disgrace you. ”

Xiao Yi couldn't argue: "No, Xiao Su." Don't get excited, listen to me. I really don't dislike you......"

"Hmm. Su Yi said coldly: "But I dislike you now, and I don't want to see you for the time being." ”

As he spoke, Su Yi smashed the door in front of Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi was locked out of the door and couldn't come back to his senses for a long time. He couldn't figure it out at all, he didn't know how he offended Su Yi? I wanted to explain to Su Yi, but people didn't listen at all, and they didn't even want to open the door for him.

The people who came and went saw Xiao Yi standing outside the door and shouted Xiao Su and asked Su Yi to open the door, and they all smiled tacitly.

A middle-aged man in a floral shirt and orange wide-legged trousers passed in front of Xiao Yi, suddenly stopped, and winked at him, "Brother, did you mess around, offended the beautiful girl, and asked people to shut the door out?"

"Let me tell you, this lesbian, especially the young and delicate girl, has to be coaxed. You have to follow the fur and don't worry too much about them. has to be generous, willing to spend money for them...... I see that you are dressed and rich, you don't look like you're poor in money, aren't you reluctant to spend money on people?"

Xiao Yi was silent, Hua Shirt thought he was right, and his eyebrows fluttered: "This is your mistake, buddy." Going to a hotel with a beautiful girl, this act itself seems to be childish, and people can't look down on it. ”

"People at our age now, especially young and beautiful women, don't go to a place like a hotel where people talk a lot and don't have enough grades. Hehe, don't you know, it's popular nowadays to hide the gold house. ”

"Brother, for the sake of our fate, I'll give you an idea to solve the siege. I have a villa in my hand, a little away from the city, the environment is very quiet, perfect for dating people. For the sake of us all being in the same way, I'll give you a 20% discount and sell it to you for 3,000 yuan......"

Su Yi had been standing behind the door listening to the big man with all the bells and whistles, and when he blew here, he found that Xiao Yi was actually deceived by his childish money fraud methods, and began to ask him: "Where is the specific location of the villa?

Without waiting for the big man in the flower shirt to reply, Su Yi slammed open the door, grabbed Xiao Yi's arm, dragged him in, and glared at the "low-level liar with swindling skills".

"Who do you want to cheat out of money? Just the way you look like a monkey with a sharp beak, this vulgar dress, from head to toe, clearly says that you are not a good thing. You can't even fool a three-year-old child. ”

"Also, you open your eyes and see clearly, I am his lover, not a young and tender girl! What kind of person! Do you think that our brother Xiao is just as old as you and is still indecent, and he is messing with flowers and grass outside?"

Uncle Flower Shirt: ...... He really didn't expect this trend.

In other words, this woman is simply more terrible than his tigress.

I really want to flash people, but why are my legs weak at this time and I can't take a step?

"Hmph! I warn you, stay away from our big brother Xiao, and you are not allowed to take him badly and lie to him. Or I'll roll you all over the floor!"

Su Yi finished the cruel words with a rainbow of momentum, and didn't give the stupid middle-aged second-rate son time to react, and directly shut him out of the door.

turned his head and taught Xiao Yi, who was almost cheated out of money by the clumsy tricks of the liar: "This kind of person is not tight at first glance, his eyes are very floating, look at what clothes he is wearing, vulgar and exaggerated!"

"And the fake gold chain around his neck, the thickness of my thumb, plated with brass, that blinds the eye. What do you do with such a person? You think it's too easy for you to make money, and you want to give away the money in your pocket?"

Xiao Yi couldn't help laughing and hugged Su Yi in his arms, "That's not because you ignore me." I was embarrassed to stand outside alone, and when someone came to talk to me, I listened. ”

He knew that Su Yi was eavesdropping on their conversation, and deliberately endured his impatience, listening to the guy who was dressed in a fancy dress and running a train with his mouth full of nonsense, and waited for Su Yi to come out to relieve him.

"What to listen to. If I hadn't stopped you, you'd have given people money! You're in business yourself, can't you even see as a liar......

Su Yi came back to his senses and realized that he had been deceived, so he gently slapped Xiao Yi: "Slippery head! You just can't worry about you, so you deliberately pretend to be tempted, provoke me to stop you and let you in." ”

Xiao Yi smiled deliciously: "It's not that you don't listen to my explanation, you don't want to eat, and the door doesn't open, I'm afraid that you will be hungry, so I made this decision." ”

"How is it? Now deflated, right?" Xiao Yi hugged Su Yi's waist, kissed her face for a while, and whispered to her: "What did I do not do well, annoyed you, you have to tell me, don't play cold war with me, shut me out." I'll be worried. Huh?"

Of course, Mr. Xiao, who is fearless and fearless, will not admit it, and he is also afraid that Su Yi will not want him and will separate from him.

"I don't believe it. Su Yi was duplicitous: "You can say beautiful things." ”

Xiao Yi lifted her legs, wrapped them around her waist, and walked to the bed with her: "Then I won't speak, just do, okay?"

Su Yi struggled to push him: "Don't! I'm already very tired today." Don't, okay?"

Xiao Yi kissed her warm lips and wrapped her greasy tongue, "Then you give me a good kiss......

Su Yi finally couldn't resist the temptation of hormones and rolled the sheets with Xiao Yi.

The audience in the live broadcast room saw that the husband and wife first quarreled and fought coldly for no reason, and then quickly reconciled and got in touch with each other, and any disputes disappeared.

When they saw dandelions fluttering all over the screen, their eyes hurt and they felt that they couldn't keep up with the rhythm.

Lin family's mother: 'Is it because I'm old and can't understand the routines of their young people?' Or is it because the anchor and Mr. Xiao don't play cards according to common sense?'

Passerby B: 'I think it's the latter. has been in the live broadcast room for so long, and I often see the anchor doing and doing, and I am familiar with her routines. ’

Yi Da is the most handsome: "Don't spew blood upstairs!" We made a big fuss this time because menopause is coming. She didn't deliberately make trouble. Do you know how hard and painful menopause is for female compatriots on earth? Don't be brainless!'

Black Pink No. 77: 'Some of the little padded jackets are really unbearable. is a brainless fan, and she has to force others to be brainless like her. What else to say about menopause, it's really hehe!"

I don't want to be a doctor in my next life: 'The audience upstairs, I have to correct you below.' The anchor has really reached menopause, and one of the most obvious symptoms of menopause is moodiness and uncontrollable emotions. This time you misunderstood the anchor and her little padded jacket. She really doesn't have nothing to do when she is full, so she does it every day. ’

Chronology No. 22: 'I have carefully studied the ancient history of the earth, menopause is really terrible, and the combat effectiveness of menopausal lesbians is directly compared to that of a monkey, and I can't afford to provoke it at all. Just now, I saw that the anchor's mood and behavior were a little abnormal, and I suspected that she had reached menopause. Give Mr. Xiao some wax, the anchor is usually very pretentious, and when this menopause comes, it will definitely make a fuss that Mr. Xiao can't bear it. Make him regret that he didn't stop her when the anchor was doing it before. ’

Wild Meat: 'This dandelion makes me angry!@主播, I don't care if you're menopausal or sick, switch to viewing mode. I want to see Seongseong Shuai and his new friends, to hell with Dandelion!'

After the wild meat, a large number of viewers were shouting, asking Su Yi to cut into a vista mode, they wanted to see the tender temperament of the handsome guy, and they didn't want to be poisoned by dandelions.

Su Yi, who was distracted and obsessed, met the needs of the audience, but offended Xiao Yi. He was so devoted and worked hard, his daughter-in-law was actually distracted!

Isn't this a disapproval of his abilities?

Men are most afraid of this, especially someone as old as Xiao Yi.

Xiao Yi worked hard, trying to prove that his sword was not old.

It's a pity that he exercised too much in the afternoon and didn't eat at night, and his physical strength was really a little unable to keep up, so he only did it twice, and it was less than an hour, and he was powerless.

From Mr. Xiao, who was full of self-confidence, he began to think that it was time to stew some medicinal food to nourish his kidneys.