How can I say it? Su Yi seriously underestimated surfing and overestimated himself.

In the fifth hour of learning to surf, without the coach to take her by her side, Su Yi herself was still planted in the waves in seconds, and tasted the saltiness and bitterness of the sea water for the thirty-first time.

"Phew!Bah!" Su Yi's expression was more bitter than the sea.

With tears in her eyes, she floated in the waves, and stretched out her hand to Xiao Yi, who was sitting on the yacht and looking at her with complicated eyes: "This surfing is really not my play." Brother Xiao, you pull me. ”

Xiao Yi couldn't help but laugh and sighed for the thirty-first time, but this time his face was no longer gloomy, but with a smile that melted the ice and snow: "Don't play?"

Su Yi shook his head sadly and angrily, "Where am I playing? It's obviously a crime! Don't you laugh? This surfing looks simple, but it's actually difficult!"

Su Yi didn't admit that he was stupid and couldn't learn, and emphasized the difficulty of surfing: "Really! This balance is particularly difficult to control." Especially when the waves hit head-on, the momentum is really not a joke! I don't believe you ask the coach, today's waves are particularly big. Coach Ji, don't you say?"

Coach Ji, who was named by Su Yi, paused, couldn't hold back a laugh, and replied, "That's right." Today's waves are indeed very unfriendly to newbies. I don't blame Sister Su. ”

With a professional coach endorsing him, Su Yi became more and more confident: "I'll just say it! Brother Xiao, don't just smile, take a hand, and pull me up." ”

"I kind of have a shadow on the water, and I really don't stay in the water for a moment. ”

After Xiao Yi laughed enough, he pulled Su Yi onto the yacht, and now Su Yi gave up learning to surf, Xiao Yi was no longer worried about her, he already liked thrills, and said to Coach Ji: "Coach, we paid for two days in advance before, and now my lover is no longer learning......"

"Mr. Xiao, let's talk about it in advance. The money you pay does not include learning, even if you give up halfway, I will not refund the tuition. Coach Ji was afraid that Xiao Yi would ask him to return the money, so he hurriedly interrupted him.

Just kidding, the money is in his pocket, and the king of heaven doesn't want to tell him to quit!

"I didn't say I wanted to go back. Xiao Yi asked him, "Can I take the rest of the class instead of my lover?"

"Of course that's fine. Coach Ji thought to himself: As long as you don't ask him to return the money, it's easy to say anything.

Su Yi wrapped a large bath towel around his body, and his mouth opened in surprise when he heard this, "Brother Xiao, why are you asking for your own guilt? This surfing is really difficult to learn, and it is particularly torturous." ”

"The waves hit people, and it hurts! I'm sore all right now. Let's hurry back to the hotel and ask someone to press it. Otherwise, I'm afraid I won't be able to go down tomorrow......"

Xiao Yi shook his head at her: "It's not good to waste." You go back first, have a massage, and then go to the hot springs to relieve your fatigue. I came back from training with the coach. ”

"Okay. Then you pay attention to safety. ”

Su Yi lost face on the beach, she had a keen sense of five senses, she had already heard the people around her talking about her, and some even laughed at her with mean words, making her uncomfortable. I decisively put on a bath towel and went back to the hotel to rest.

Xiao Yi has developed motor nerves, his physique and physical strength are better than Su Yi, Su Yi learned surfing for a few hours, he learned it in half an hour.

In another half an hour, Xiao Yi had already skated as well as Coach Ji and reached a professional level.

Coach Ji laughed and bumped his fist with Xiao Yi, "Mr. Xiao, you learn so fast! Fortunately, you are not our local and don't do coach's business, otherwise we people would have no business to do!"

"It's over. Xiao Yi was a little regretful, his daughter-in-law was not there, and it was a pity that he didn't see his heroic appearance.

In fact, Su Yi saw his learning process from beginning to end, from doubting life at the beginning, not believing in life or death, to later full of worship and stars in his eyes, it only took half an hour.

Su Yi: "This is the man I chose! He is a genius in sports! If Brother Xiao didn't go to be a public security officer, but chose to be an athlete, he might have conquered the World Olympic Games on behalf of China now." ’

Yi in my heart: 'I agree with this!' It is worthy of being the first on my list of male gods, and this strength is not inferior in the interstellar world. ’

Ripple in my heart male god: 'Hehe. Upstairs dear, you repeat, who's the number one on your list of male gods?'

"Besides, it's just a wave, what's the difficulty? I'm embarrassed to say that it's not inferior to the interstellar? When did we interstellar people have such a level?"

No. 77 of the little padded jacket: 'Upstairs is sour, @漪在我心, the group leader is big, quickly take your man back and bolt it.' This jealous face is too ugly. ’

Ripple in my heart: 'I've turned off his light brain.' @全体, I'm sorry, I didn't take care of the cheap one, and let him come out to ruin everyone's Yaxing. Now he won't spray vinegar anymore, and everyone can talk as much as they want. ’

Yan Huang descendants: '@楼上, cheap is a humble title for the ancient male owner to his lover, dear, you don't want to wear a crown. ’

Wild meat: 'Hahaha!@漪在我心, no culture, not terrible, what is terrible is that someone is obviously illiterate, and he has to pretend to be a literate person. It's a shame, tsk!'

Blue and white porcelain: 'Where did the dog bark?!At least our group leader still knows the high-end word of cheapness, and some people who are more illiterate than illiterate don't know that there is a word for cheapness in this world before they are here, right?"

……

Seeing that the little padded jackets and black fans began to tear up the fight in the live broadcast room, Su Yi was afraid that the matter would make a big deal and affect other audiences, and he was complained, so he immediately dressed up Lou who was crooked to the side: "What are you talking about now, shouldn't we praise my Mr. Xiao for his heroic posture and genius-like understanding?"

Sooner or later, the old lady will quit: "I wanted to spray the anchor before, you are embarrassed to say how talented your man is, why don't you want to think about how wasteful you are?

Su Yi: '...... Not at all, thank you!'

Doing experiments makes me happy: 'Did the anchor know that there is a saying that 'no comparison, no harm?'

Su Yi (indifferent face): 'I don't know. ’

Chrono No. 33: 'What do you say?' When I see the anchor, I will think of an old saying - good cabbage is called pig arch. It's a pity that we have a good man like Minister Xiao......'

Su Yi (angrily flipped the table): "Guys, can you still be okay?!, didn't we make an appointment to be each other's little angels?

Brother Lin: 'When did we have such an unrealistic agreement?' anchor, even if you want to be friends with me, I still have to tell the truth. Xiao has finally been ruined by you. ’

Su Yi was very angry, and the barrage he sent out was crooked, like a tadpole: "I know that you are all jealous of my good vision, and you have found a perfect male god-level husband like my eldest brother Xiao, and you are jealous that he is good to me......

The hacker came back: "I'm afraid the anchor is already mad? Which eye do you see that we are jealous of you? We obviously dislike you, and we feel sorry for Mr. Xiao." that he may be planted in your hand. ’

Su Yi: It's still orange-red.

Passerby B: 'Seeing that Mr. Xiao learned to surf so quickly and played so well, I remembered how difficult it was to learn surfing, how big the waves were, and how bad the environment was an hour ago...... This wave of face slaps! ’

I'm a black fan and I'm proud: 'I just want to ask the anchor, does your face hurt?' Who swore yesterday that learning to surf is very easy, and she will definitely learn it soon?'

Su Yi felt that his face was swollen from the audience, "Dear friends, can you skip this topic, let's talk about something else, relaxed and interesting?"

Wild meat: 'There is a lot of seafood in Haicheng, and the seafood dishes you and Brother Xiao ate last night all looked very tempting. Anchor, if you take the initiative to hold a lottery to give away a seafood meal, we will consider it again. ’

Black Powder No. 22: 'The group leader has a big proposal!@主播, the seafood dinner lottery will be held! This time the anchor will put more places, our live broadcast room now has hundreds of millions of viewers, you have to draw at least a thousand places......

Little padded jacket No. 66: 'Big, let's draw the lottery right away.' I'll give you a reward of 1,000 21-inch color TVs, and you can arrange a quota for me. I really want to have a seafood dinner!'

I love movies: 'Shameless upstairs! you robbed me of my lines. For the seafood feast, I decided to reward the anchor with 10,000 refrigerators!@主播, don't forget that I have already booked the lottery quota. ’

……

Su Yi went to the locker room to change her clothes, and in just a few minutes when she was about to go to the hot spring, her reward backstage almost collapsed, and the audience smashed the reward in order to eat a seafood feast for free, which made Su Yi's heart tremble!

1000000000000000000000000......0000000000000000 Wait, how many are the twelve zeros?

Su Yi was stunned for more than ten seconds, and received hundreds of rewards worth hundreds of millions of local tyrants who were fighting for wealth in the live broadcast room, Su Yi simply stopped thinking about how much benefit he had, and immediately closed the reward backstage.

She was really scared of being rewarded by the audience.

Su Yi: 'Dear friends, please watch the live broadcast sensibly. Don't blindly give tips! Your credit points are also earned by yourself or your family, so you have to save them! I haven't even promised to hold a lottery, so you just throw so many tips, isn't this digging a hole for yourself......

Before Su Yi finished speaking, he was swiped by a bunch of angry audiences.

"The anchor is so daring, do you want to regret it? Don't ask us if we agree! Say, how do you want to die?"

'I've smashed so many rewards, you come and tell me now that you don't do a lottery, Hehe, anchor, to tell the truth, do you really think I don't dare to kill you on Earth?!'

I want to eat a seafood dinner, and if I can't eat it, I will complain that the anchor maliciously defrauded the audience of credit. ’

'Anchor, don't test our feelings with this kind of malicious joke, I will take it seriously, and turn black and black for your whole life. ’

……

Su Yi laughed angrily: "What a joke! When did I defraud you of your credits? The topic of the lottery was brought up by me? In order not to make people complain that I cheated money, all the credits you rewarded will be repaid to you! I will also conduct a lottery, and there will be 30 places." However, the audience who scolded me and hacked me just now has no share! It's just so willful and narrow-minded. If you are not satisfied, go to the mastermind and complain to me! Tell you, the old lady is not afraid!'

Anyway, the live broadcast task is done. At most, there were many viewers who complained about her, and she dropped the anchor level and was deducted a little credit by the mastermind. She can afford these losses.

After coming to Earth for so long, especially after marrying Xiao Yi, she really hasn't suffered any grievances. This group of big-headed but brainless audiences, why should she be angry!

……

Xiao Yi wanted to find Su Yi to show off that she had learned to surf, so she ran back happily, but she didn't see her in the room, so she guessed that she went to the hot spring.

He asked a female staff member to help, went to the female soup pool, and helped him call Su Yi out.

"Brother Xiao!" Su Yi trotted towards Xiao Yi aggrievedly and grabbed his hand, "Someone scolded me inexplicably, I'm so miserable." ”

"Who?!" Xiao Yi suddenly turned cold and slag cold. It looked like he was going to chop up the person who bullied Su Yi and feed it to the dog.

Some viewers in the live broadcast room who wanted to cry without tears began to tremble: Mr. Xiao, we were wrong, we don't dare anymore. Please let it go!

Su Yi suddenly laughed, she held Xiao Yi's arm and smiled proudly: "No one." It's just that I just learned to surf outside, but I didn't learn it, and I was ridiculed and called an idiot. I've scolded back. Don't be cold-faced. ”

"Brother Xiao, I'm so hungry, let's go eat. Where are we going to eat today?"

Xiao Yi has always felt that the world is the biggest eat, as soon as Su Yi said that he was hungry, his stomach also rang at the right time, Xiao Yi took Su Yi's hand, first sent her back to the room to change clothes, and then went to the front desk to call Professor An, who took his wife and children back to Haicheng to teach a few years ago, and asked him where he could eat authentic Haicheng delicacies if he wanted to eat.

"Ayi. You and Xiao Su can make our An Lin miserable. ”

Before Professor An received Xiao Yi's call, he happened to receive a call from Fei Anlin asking for help. Because Su Yi and Xiao Yi let Fei Lao

Their pigeons made it even more difficult for the four old men to take care of them.

After only serving them for a day, Fei Anlin and her husband were as tired as if they had worked an extra week in a row.

Fei Anlin couldn't help but call Professor An for help, wanting her little uncle to go to their house and persuade several ancestors to show mercy and let them go. I want to toss and find the right master.

Fei Anlin and her man really hate Xiao Yi and Su Yi who escaped from the battle, and the pot they threw was really hard to bear!

The two almost wanted to take revenge and kill him and Su Yi to get angry.

Xiao Yi smiled lightly: "How can you use such a hurtful word? We are clearly sending them family affection and warmth." Professor An, think about it, how long has it been since An Lin settled here, and I have created an opportunity to reunite their father and daughter, which is also for their good. Isn't it?"

Professor An laughed and scolded him: "Quisling! Bad thing! Who doesn't know that people like my brother-in-law are the most difficult to serve, you can get the four Buddhas over at once, and let An Lin and the two of them clean up the mess for you." Your conscience, won't it hurt?"

Xiao Yi shook his head, and said not at all. That's where it is.

Fei Anlin and his wife only took care of Fei Lao for a few days, and they couldn't stand it, how many years had he and Su Yi taken care of them? Why didn't they complain to others and complain that they were tired?

After Professor An finished speaking, he didn't hear Xiao Yi's reply, and he knew that he had said the wrong thing, so he laughed dryly twice and changed the topic: "If you want to talk about the food ...... our Haicheng."

Professor An is also a person who loves to eat, and Xiao Yi has found the right person to learn from him! Professor An did not need to think or hesitate at all, and reported the signature dishes of four or five restaurants and restaurants at once.

After Xiao Yi wrote it down, he took Su Yi to the nearest restaurant to eat.