Chapter 279: The Magical Huangquan Takeaway Company
"We are the only takeaway company in the underworld that can travel through time and space in the future modern society, so ah, not to mention the Republic of China period, even if it is the Cretaceous dinosaur era, as long as you can call the free customer service number of our Huangquan takeaway company in the underworld, 4oo478478 guarantees to your table within an hour. Otherwise, five years of longevity will be given for free. The delivery man said with a smile on his face.
"Haha!478?Die! Is that what you mean? I listen to my mother about this delivery company...... Oh, my friend told me, but I've never ordered a meal, I didn't think you could even deliver food through time and space!
When talking about Mommy, I quickly changed my friend's words, because she still thought I didn't know her true identity, so she was still trying to hide it. Obviously, as the princess of the underworld, she has heard of the only takeaway company in the underworld, and it is reasonable.
"That's right, that's what it means. You think, this number is meaningless for the living people in the yang world, only when they die and become ghosts. So if you want to order delicious food from our Huangquan takeaway company, you have to die!haha!" the delivery man also laughed.
"Then since they are all dead, why do you need fifty years of yang life? Turn right in front, then sink ten meters and turn left. I asked curiously, and continued to direct him on how to go.
"You don't know this, some people are dead, but they don't look away, and there are still too many wishes before they die, so with these five years of yang life, you can go back to the yang world to make up for the regrets of your life. And even if you don't want to use it, give it to other relatives and friends in the underworld as a personal favor, oh! no! It should be a ghost love. The delivery man said eloquently.
"Isn't this Yangshou in charge of Lord Yan? Why can your takeaway company give it away casually?" I asked, puzzled.
"Shhh After all, this is illegal, and it can only be said that the boss of our Huangquan takeaway company has a relationship with the top, and he secretly approved the slip, and he finally got it. After all, there will inevitably be mistakes in this time and space travel, and in order to calm the complaints of the guests, only the things that the guests value most can be appeased. Hey, this year, the demon king was born, and it is not easy to mix yin and yang. The delivery man looked around nervously and explained in a low voice.
When mentioning the Demon King, he sighed and said helplessly.
"What are you afraid of? This Lord Yama has also been in retreat and cultivation recently, isn't there no one in charge of the underworld? Your boss can be even more unscrupulous. I said a little angrily.
I thought to myself, when I return to the future modern society, I really have to take the time to let Chinchilla take me to the underworld office to take up my post, and then rectify it well, otherwise, if it goes on like this, what will happen to the officials in the underworld!
"Isn't there some kind of broken horse master in office, aren't you afraid that he will know?" Zhen'er reminded in a deliberately yin and yang manner.
"Although I have retreated, I will have to close it sooner or later, right? If someone with a heart hears about it, it will reach his old man's ears in the future, and I will become a sinner who leaks the company's secrets. That boss still can't send me to hell! Fortunately, the dragon can't see the tail, since the retreat and cultivation of the king of Yama, this horse master has also disappeared, and now there are no dragons in the underworld, all of them are corrupt officials, and they are becoming more and more smoky! It is estimated that soon the yin and yang will no longer exist, and they will become the demon domain ruled by the demon king!" said the delivery man with a cautious face.
"Turn right ahead and go straight down. By the way, you just said that your company headquarters will be in the future modern society, so how do you manage to travel through time and space casually? Can you bring people from other time and space back to the future modern society?" I pointed to the right front and said the way, and then inquired.
The purpose of my question is to know how I can travel back to the future modern society through time and space, because sooner or later I will have to go back with my family and friends, so it is better to take this opportunity to inquire more about the situation and prepare in advance.
"This is also a company secret, and I can't say anything about killing me. Even if I did, it wouldn't be useful to you. Besides, now the Demon King has controlled the time and space shuttle transfer station, strictly inspecting all the people who travel through time and space, it is impossible to take people through casually, and now in addition to its own handling fee, it is also necessary to charge a time and space shuttle surcharge, which is ridiculously expensive, so now we have all the order fees that are too low, do not accept additional surcharges, and toss it down, it is not enough for gas money! Today, this order is a big customer, and is willing to bear a huge time and space surcharge, and we ordered hundreds of orders again, and we made an exception to send it. No. 666 Huaihaiyin Road, yes, this is it!Thank you, if you didn't lead the way, we wouldn't be able to find it here!" The delivery man said with a somewhat embarrassed face, and when he saw the mysterious ancient house, he couldn't stop thanking me.
"It's okay, I can understand, it should be us thank you, if you hadn't saved us and let us both hitchhike over, we might have been eaten by so many crocodiles. I replied considerately.
"Hey, it's just a gesture, don't take it to heart. Thank you for your understanding. By the way, are you also a friend of the sun who came to this banquet? Just scan your identity at this soul sensing place and you should be able to enter, so that I don't have to ask the host to open the door after scanning it. I see that this restaurant has almost ordered the most distinctive famous dishes in the yang world, and now you have a mouthful! The delivery man said gratefully, pointing to a beautiful and complicated grimace on the door and asking me.
"Oh, I'm just visiting for the first time, and I haven't had time to make an appointment, so why don't you knock on the door and deliver the goods? Leave me alone. I said with some embarrassment, after all, I knew that Zhen'er and I were uninvited, and it was definitely impossible for us to be recognized by this ghostly identity scanning device.
But just now, in order to take a takeaway ride, I came here under the pretext of being a friend of this family, so at this moment, I can't let the delivery man feel that I don't know this family at all, and coming rashly will make him think that I have ulterior motives and take advantage of him.
My idea is to ask the delivery person to knock on the door, wait for the door to open, I first observe who lives here, and when the delivery leaves and then I decide whether to disturb the door according to the situation.
But what surprised me was that the takeaway ordered by this family through time and space was actually a famous dish in the yang world, which made me a little surprised, I don't know how many people are in this house, is there still a lot of people in the yang world? I thought it was all ghosts in the underworld.
"How is that possible? In the mansions of the underworld, all the underworld mansions are equipped with this netherworld identity scanning device, and all the people in the yin and yang rooms, or all the people who have souls, can be accurately identified. Even my identity as a delivery boy can be recognized. I don't have to knock on the door at all, it's just that my identity can only make the grimace glow green, and I belong to the ordinary guest who makes a reservation, but I can't make the door open automatically. Only if you make a reservation for a high-level guest and make your grimace glow purple, the door will open automatically. And the red glow is the stranger who has no appointment. Come, you are a distinguished guest, you come first, even if you are a stranger with the red light without an appointment, at least you have to let the host know that you have arrived at the door, don't be lazy, right? And normal ordinary people in the yang world can't see the ghosts of our underworld, and it is impossible for them to be safe and sound in this swamp, so you two are definitely not ordinary mortals, you must be one of the few distinguished guests in this family. Don't be polite, come on, or this beautiful woman will come first. The delivery man said in surprise, and enthusiastically signaled that it would be me or Zhen'er to scan the soul first.
"I know, but I ......" Zhen'er hurriedly waved her hand and hid behind me, but stopped halfway through, looking entangled and uneasy.
"But what is it? Don't be afraid, you see this grimace lock is very exquisite, how domineering! This kind of exquisite grimace soul scanning device lock can only be owned by the top rich and noble! It's hard to see it anywhere else. Come on, ladies first. The delivery man asked, puzzled.
After listening to the delivery man say this, and seeing Zhen'er's tangled appearance, I naturally understood why Zhen'er didn't dare to identify herself, because she was the princess of the underworld, and naturally knew this kind of identity scanning device, once it was confirmed that she was the princess of Anhe, it was equivalent to exposing her identity in front of me.
This is against what my mother-in-law told her so much, that's why she was nervous like this.
I knew that if I didn't speak to help Zhen'er out of the siege, it would be hypocritical to shirk it again, and it would make people suspicious, so I simply said generously: "Okay, then I'll come first, as for my wife, I don't need to scan." She deliberately wore a maid costume today, just to make a joke on the owner of the house and surprise the other party. If you scan it, it won't be meaningless. In this way, after I finish scanning, you should also scan it quickly? lest an hour passes, your company will have to compensate people for five years' longevity, right?"
When I said that she was my wife, I secretly used my soul clairvoyance ability to condense an invisible mouth, and whispered in Zhen'er's ear: "In order to avoid the suspicion of the delivery man and the owner who will open the door for a while, I will lie that you are my wife, don't you say that the leaky mouth is my maid, cooperate?"
"Hmm. Zhen'er nodded slightly, snorted lightly, and agreed.
"Haha, Mr. really knows how to take care of Madame, and your Madame is also well-intentioned, I have a lot of trouble, so let's do what you mean. You scan it first, and I'll do it. You're right, we can't deliver food for more than an hour, so hurry up?" the delivery man laughed and gave way.
After convincing the delivery man, I made my way to the grimace scanning device, only to see a dark blue light shoot out, directly into my eyebrows, and the eyebrows on the grimace began to light up.
I know I didn't make an appointment in advance, and this grimace glow will definitely show a red stranger prompt too.
Fortunately, I also stated in advance that it was only the first time to visit, and I did not make an appointment in advance.
However, what happened next was much more than I expected......