Chapter 278: The Takeaway Army in the Swamp
"Weng humming......" A strange sound interrupted my memories with Zhen'er. .
Instinctively, I carefully held Zhen'er in my arms and looked in the direction of the sound.
And Zhen'er, because she couldn't see anything, instinctively pressed closer to my arms, obviously a little nervous, after all, people are usually very afraid of the unknown that they can't see.
"Don't be afraid, Jane, I'm here. I gently patted Zhen'er on the shoulder and comforted.
"Hmm. Zhen'er nodded in my arms and replied softly.
When I used my soul's clairvoyance ability to focus my gaze on the place where the strange "buzzing" sound came from, I was also a little surprised.
Because this voice did not come from this ancient mansion at No. 666 Huaihai Yin Road, but came from a direction far above our heads, because it was far beyond a radius of five hundred meters, just outside my current soul clairvoyance ability, so I couldn't see it clearly.
Listening to the voice, I could feel that something that looked like a big truck was getting closer and closer to Yunfu from a distance, and it was estimated that it would be a while before I reached the death zone surrounding Yunfu.
"Little master, is there something...... Could it be a bunch of crocodiles...... Are you coming?" asked Zhen'er, her voice trembling.
"Probably not, I can't see what it is yet! But it certainly won't be a crocodile, because it's on the ground! It's almost noon this time, maybe the owner of this mansion will come back for lunch?" I replied uncertainly, and made a casual joke to ease the tension.
"Poof...... You won't say that he is still a white-collar worker who works on the beach, and he will get off work at noon and drive home for dinner, right?"
After saying this, I obviously felt that Zhen'er was not so scared anymore, and I thought that distraction is indeed a good way to deal with fear.
So I decided to follow the joke to the end, at least until the unknown thing showed up, so that Jane wouldn't be too scared.
"Don't ghosts usually eat lunch? I haven't been in the underworld, so I don't really know. You're definitely familiar with the underworld, tell me about it!" I asked, feigning curiosity, continuing to keep an eye on the strange sound.
"Of course...... Hey, that's not right, aren't you called the master of the underworld? Why do you say that I am absolutely familiar with the underworld?" When Zhen'er was about to tell me about it, maybe she suddenly reacted that she was now a maid Zhen'er in front of me, not a ghost princess in the underworld, and quickly changed the topic and asked.
"Hey, I'm also a novice in the underworld, and I've been to the Nai He Bridge once, and Meng Po blew a cow, talked about the mountains for a while, and said bad things about the living people in the underworld behind my back, and I haven't lived in the underworld at all, how do I know? As for you, at a young age, the femme fatale is ruthless, vicious, ruthless, and ruthless, and at first glance, the female ghost of the underworld has drawn a human skin to harm the little goblin in the underworld, how can you not be familiar with the underworld?" I said jokingly, and took the opportunity to damage her again.
"You're the little goblin! You're the devil! You still brag to Meng Po about the mountains? You say bad things about the living people in the yang world behind your back? You actually say that Meng Po is such a boring woman who chews the root of her tongue behind her back! If her old man hears this, you will die!" Hmph!" Zhen'er retorted dissatisfiedly.
"This is not the underworld, not to mention that Meng Po and her old family still have to take care of the Meng Po Shabu Shabu Workshop in the yang world, how can they have time to clean me up? Hey, speaking of Meng Po Shabu Shabu Factory, I have only eaten it once, and I am really hungry at this moment! Unfortunately, I don't know when I will be able to go back to the future modern society and taste Meng Po's craftsmanship again! Why do you say that I have traveled to the Republic of China period? I even have a mobile phone, otherwise I can call Baidu Takeaway now to satisfy my hunger. I said disapprerovingly, but when I mentioned Meng Po's shabu shabu shop, it also aroused my appetite.
"Haha! You don't want to order takeout in this dark swamp, do you? Who's going to deliver it to you? Besides, there are so many crocodiles in this swamp, how much life do you have to risk? Even if people are willing to send it, the delivery fee is sky-high, right?" Zhen'er couldn't help but laugh and said, obviously thinking that what I said was too unreliable.
"Haven't you heard that this money can make ghosts grind? I'm a master of the underworld, rich enough to rival the country, can I still afford this so-called sky-high price takeaway? Believe it or not, I'll swipe your card to let you push and grind?" I continued to fool the little beauty in my arms in the spirit of bragging about not paying taxes.
"You're the ghost, you're the one who grinds, you're rich, you're great, you're going to order a takeout to come here and let this girl see, who wouldn't talk a lot?" said Zhen'er,-for-tat.
"Then do you dare to bet, if there are really hundreds of food delivery cars in the swamp, not only do you have to sleep well, but you also have to marry me tonight, what, dare to bet?
"You're a little goblin! You dare to make such a bet? If you say that a takeaway car is coming, this girl still believes that these hundreds of cars will be delivered together, how is it possible? Besides, where are there people living in this swamp? Don't you see that everyone has run away? Even if the ancient house at No. 666 Huaihaiyin Road you said is inhabited, have you ever seen a family ordering hundreds of takeaways?" Zhen'er said in a tone that she didn't believe when she was killed.
"Do you dare to make this bet?" I asked with a wicked smile again.
"Bet on it, who is afraid of whom?" said Zhen'er, raising her head, without hesitation.
"Okay! Then you're doomed! So, this master will collect some interest on the bet first. Hmmm!" I said with a triumphant expression, and kissed Jane on the lips when she raised her head to mine.
"Ahh......h
"Well, although your little mouth is unforgiving, it still tastes good. Tonight, I will taste it slowly, and now we have to help show the way for this group of food delivery. By the way, take their hitchhiker to visit No. 666 Huaihaiyin Road. I kissed Jane again and complimented me with satisfaction.
Then he continued to close his eyes and gaze at the swamp above Jane's and me's heads, and said with interest.
The reason why I suddenly made such an outrageous bet with Jane was because the things that made the "buzzing" sound finally came into the clairvoyance of my soul.
I was dumbfounded when I saw that it was actually hundreds of battery cars delivering takeaways! However, when I saw them enter the swamp, turn on their headlights, and go into the swamp without hesitation, looking around as if they were looking for something, I had a hunch that they were delivering food to No. 666 Huaihaiyin Road.
And I still know what magic spell they used, but they were able to make the swamp mud around them give way automatically, without staining their clothes and battery cars at all, and even those fierce crocodiles obediently retreated to the side, not daring to approach them at all.
So, I planned to guide them to me and Zhen'er, and then take their car to No. 666 Huaihaiyin Road in the name of leading the way.
So when I was joking with Zhen'er, I had already used my soul clairvoyance ability to send a distress signal to the delivery man among the hundreds of people, and led them to rush towards me and Zhen'er.
"You...... Oh my God, is there really a takeaway here?" When Zhen'er felt that I was kissing me again, and was about to question me, I saw that the originally dark mud in front of us automatically separated, and a very bright passage appeared, and the dense delivery battery cars in the passage were driving towards us, so she shouted in surprise.
"This gentleman, miss, was it your distress signal just now?" asked the man politely as the delivery convoy stopped in front of me and Zhen'er.
"Oh, that's right, we're trapped here by crocodiles, so I want to take your car to No. 666 Huaihaiyin Road. I'm sure you're looking for this mansion too, aren't you?" I said calmly with my eyes closed.
"Oh, I see, that's great, I'll ask you two to lead the way. Come, you can take my car, and let the young lady take my sister's car, right, your eyes ......," the delivery man invited generously, only to ask with concern when he saw my eyes closed.
"No problem. As for my eyes, it's just that I have a special ability, which is to be able to see farther and clearer when I close my eyes. I said cheerfully.
"No wonder I can't even see you, you can actually see us, and you can talk to me so far away for help, it's all the kind of special ability you said, right? Amazing! Then please get in the car, let's get out quickly? lest the guests be in a hurry and have to complain again." The delivery man said with a sudden realization.
"Okay!" After saying that, I walked over first, put Zhen'er in the back seat of a girl's battery car, and then went back to the back seat of the delivery man and sat down.
"Do you keep going down?" he asked again, as I sat down.
"That won't work, because all the houses on the ground have sunk into this swamp, so the road is blocked. You'll have to take a little detour to get there, so you go down another fifty or sixty meters, then turn left, and as for the road behind, I'll tell you in advance. I shook my head and said.
"Okay, then I'll trouble you. When everyone comes out, just follow me. The delivery man said cheerfully and shouted to the others.
"What kind of takeaway company are you? You can still deliver takeaways to the Yin House? As far as I know, during the Republic of China period in this era, there was no takeaway service, right?" I asked casually after I was bored.
But what he said next surprised me and I didn't know what to say......