Chapter 592: Do You Know What Is Tender?
In the hotel private room, Chen Jian was the last to arrive.
As soon as he entered the door, he walked towards Bian Xuedao, who was sitting in front of the window, looked at his face and hands, and said, "You are really blessed with a great fortune, I was frightened when I heard Yu Jin say it on the phone." ”
Li Yu said: "Sit down first, take a breath and drink hot water." ”
Chen Jian pulled out a chair, took off his coat, sat down, drank two sips of the hot tea that Li Yugang poured for him, and asked Yu Jin: "How did you talk about it at the scene?"
Yu Jin took out a pack of soft China from his pocket, threw it to Chen Jian and said: "If you provoke the old side, can you still be good?
Chen Jian took out a few cigarettes, put them on the turntable, and turned them to Bian Xuedao with his hands.
Bian Xuedao picked one up, pinched it a few times in his hand, and corrected Yu Jin's words: "It's not to provoke me, but to hit my head, if it weren't for the car being stronger, I would have been lucky, I would have been either lying on a hospital bed or in a morgue now." ”
Chen Jian said: "It's almost the New Year, don't say that, it's weird." ”
Bian Xuedao said: "I'm telling the truth, you weren't in the car at the time, you didn't know what it felt, your mind was blank, and your ears were so shocked that you couldn't hear anything. ”
Chen Jian asked: "I heard that Yu Jin said that the roof of the building where the snow fell off was renovated without permission? Many people will stare at such a project, and if they can bear the report, what is the origin of the other party?"
Without waiting to learn the Tao and open his mouth, Yu Jin said: "A group of sub-gods are talking about what kind of skills they are cultivating. Speaking of this, he imitated Qin Shou's tone: "Young man, you have demons in you! Young man, your demonic thoughts have become karma! Only by worshipping under my door can you ......."
Chen Jian listened to the music: "Isn't this a variant of a pyramid scheme?"
Yu Jin shook his head and said: "You haven't gone up to see it, that small environment is more than MLM cattle, and if you do it again, spray a little fog or something, you can directly shoot the sequel to Journey to the West." ”
Bian Xuedao said: "Don't talk about me, this matter has been revealed, say something happy." ”
Yu Jin listened, slapped the table twice with his right hand, cleared his throat, and said: "It's another year of spring, ah, no, it's another year of Spring Festival ......."
Li Yu said: "Can you do it? Now the company doesn't need such a disgusting opening statement at the annual meeting." ”
Yu Jin changed his words and said: "Today, everyone got together for a few things, the first is to surprise Lao Bian, the second is to be a father Li Yu Daoxi, the third is to hear that Lao Chen hooked up with a female coach in the ski resort, and the fourth is to ask my brother to recommend a female star to me." ”
Chen Jian ignored Yu Jin's sentence about him hooking up with a female coach, and asked, "Recommend female stars, what are you going to do?
Li Yu asked, "What standard do you want?"
Yu Jin said with a stern face: "Request...... Young and beautiful can have fun, the figure must be good, the skin is white, the chest and thighs are long, the long hair is especially good, the mixed race is better, it is best to have two little tiger teeth, there are certain requirements for the amount of alcohol, it doesn't matter if the acting skills are good, I use it as a mobile phone screensaver. ”
Bian Xuedao had an injury on his hand, and everyone didn't drink much, so the two large glasses of freshly squeezed juice ordered today became a hot item.
Everyone chatted while eating, and talked about what they had been busy with recently.
Li Yu goes without saying, the world is big, Li Xun and the child in Li Xun's belly is the largest, Li Yu's time and energy are all based on the dedicated service around Li Xun. Even the small steamed bun shop opened by his parents was made with the intention of praying for Li Xun's mother and son.
What about Chen Jian......
He's been playing a bit tall lately.
While this guy was working, he was dealing with the minister's daughter, dealing with women in various relationships, and practicing calligraphy wildly.
In fact, Chen Jian learned calligraphy for more than four years when he was a child.
Later, when I went to junior high school, because of the shift in time and interest, I began to practice intermittently.
When I got to high school, I ran out of time.
Until college, he only occasionally showed off his calligraphy at class meetings and sororities, and one time, it seemed to be the Spring Festival of his junior year, and after returning to school, he wrote a couplet and pasted it at the door of the 909 dormitory: Today's young girls, tomorrow's successful women.
When the girls first heard about this couplet, they laughed at the people of 909's dormitory for not reaching their meaning, and after figuring out the taste, they unanimously criticized 909's dormitory for being hooligans.
Chen Jian has been practicing calligraphy again in recent months, because he has a new goal - to enter the provincial calligraphy association.
In the private room, in front of three old classmates, Chen Jian opened his heart to others for the first time, and clearly explained the reason why he wanted to join the Provincial Book Association.
The first reason......
Chen Jian is determined to win his current girlfriend, and the daughter of the arrogant and willful minister was privately trained by Chen Jian to be obedient, but if you want to get married, you must pass the level of Lao Tzu.
It was not easy to pass.
Chen Jian's parents' careers are also decent, but it is estimated that in the eyes of the executive deputy director of the Organization Department of the Provincial Party Committee, it is completely insufficient.
So if you want to go to the door, Chen Jian must improve his "gold content".
After thinking about it, he found that in addition to his excellent appearance, good eloquence, and good relationship with women, he only had calligraphy to use.
If you can enter the Provincial Book Association, and then find a way to jump into the National Book Association, when the future father-in-law introduces Chen Jian, he can finally say "My son-in-law writes well", and then the other party echoed and said, "Where is it okay, then it is a member of the Book Association, talented!"
You see, this is to give the future father-in-law a step down.
Otherwise, even if Chen Jian looks better than Pan An, he can directly become an idol star without plastic surgery, but he can't let the future minister's father-in-law tell people that "my son-in-law's biggest advantage is that he is good-looking"!
The second reason......
On National Day and New Year's Day, the bureau organized a party for some retired veteran cadres, and the smart Chen Jian found that many retired veteran leaders had the elegance of dancing and writing.
Subsequently, Chen Jian used his friends to inquire around, and Chen Jian had an idea.
In the Provincial Book Association, there are many retired old leaders in the province and city. If you can get a name in the book association, there will be more opportunities to deal with old leaders.
Think about it simply, hold a pen meeting during the New Year's holidays, contact entrepreneurs from time to time to pay for the old leaders to hold a few large-scale calligraphy exhibitions, invite some leaders to attend the opening ceremony, and then offer a lot of appearance fees, presumably soon be able to make a New Year's friendship with the old leaders. At that time, the old man's mind was hot, and he casually said hello to a certain little brother, and it was difficult to hand over the dog ~ luck.
In Chen Jian's heart, if he can get this path through, first, he can let his girlfriend's minister's father see his communication skills; second, he can not rely too much on his girlfriend's family, so as not to have no status in the family after marriage...... If he really marries the minister's daughter, it is inevitable that some people will say that he relies on women to get to the top, and with the New Year's friends in the book association, it will make some people shut up.
Half a month ago, Chen Jian's calligraphy work was selected for a competition in Bac Giang Province, and after spending some money and trusting his relationship, he won the third place in a group, which was a stepping stone to join the Provincial Calligraphy Association.
The problem now is that he also needs a member of the Provincial Book Association to be an introducer.
This introducer stumped Chen Jian.
There was really no way, so he decided to ask for help and try to learn the Tao, because people are mixed to a certain level, and all fields are interconnected, just like successful people in this society are making money across borders.
Chen Jian is looking for an opportunity, and if there is a few minutes of solitude, it is the best.
Speaking of the Calligraphy Association, Chen Jian has learned a lot.
Yu Jin teased Chen Jian and said: "It's so hard to get a member of the book association, you might as well get a member of the Mensa Association, so how energetic is it to say it? The book association is full of old men and old ladies, and I heard that there are many girls with high IQs in the Mensa club." ”
Holding a spoon and drinking half a bowl of fresh mushroom soup, Chen Jian said: "You may think that it is not worth it for me to work so hard to join a book association, let me tell you, don't underestimate the weight of the book association, as soon as the chairman's hat is worn, it is a symbol of authority and credibility, who dares to disagree?"
Chen Jian put down the spoon and said: "Let's put it this way, if you put on the hat of the chairman of the calligraphy association, the price of the work will rise, and then you will put up the shelf and cherish the ink like gold, which will create the illusion that Luoyang paper is expensive, and the fame will become bigger and bigger." At this time, who came to you to do something, asked for a number of ink treasures, or simply sent the work to the auction, and let the clerk pay a high price to auction it, so the leader did the matter according to the procedure, and the pockets were also greatly puffed up, and all parties were happy. The most amazing thing is that when a work has an auction record, it becomes a golden signboard, and who will be embarrassed to ask you for words in vain in the future? Even if you spend money to buy it, it will be determined according to the auction price. ”
Li Yu suddenly said: "Looking at the news, it seems that an official was investigated for accepting bribes a while ago. ”
Bian Xuedao asked: "What did you say in the news? Is the word comrade still there?"
Li Yu was stunned when asked: "I didn't pay attention, it seems to be talking about Comrade XX." ”
Bian Xuedao said: "As long as the comrades are still there, there is no big deal, it is estimated that they have been ordered by others, or they have been targeted by the media, and when the limelight passes, they will come back in a different place." ”
Yu Jin didn't like dull topics, so he changed the topic and teased Chen Jian, asking him about the female ski instructor.
At first, Bian Xuedao and Li Yu listened a little blindly, but later Yu Jin said that they knew that Chen Jian and the female coach were playing with a car on the edge of the park not far from the community, and they happened to let Yu Jin, who went to Chen Jian's house to find Chen Jian, collide with each other.
Li Yu asked, "Why is it so coincidental?"
Yu Jin said: "Don't blame me, blame Lao Chen's license plate is too easy to recognize." ”
Bian Xuedao reminded Chen Jian: "Play this in winter, remember to turn off the fire!"
Chen Jian knew that Yu Jin would definitely not be able to hide the matter, and said generously: "The fire is out." ”
Li Yu teased Chen Jian and said: "You two have enough firepower! ”
Yu Jin looked at Li Yu: "At first glance, you have no common sense of life, and you don't have to strip naked when you do it in the car." ”
Li Yu asked: "One today and one tomorrow, there is no emotion between the two, just to vent their desires, is it really interesting?"
Yu Jin chewed the rice in his mouth and said indistinctly: "The key is that the little coach is young!
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