Chapter 3: Monster Planet - Earth
The moment he crawled home with his big ass and closed the security door, Ma Ma's heart was a little more settled.
"Hey, are you here? Big guy?
"What are you doing?" a weak voice echoed in his head.
"There are a lot of dogs and cats in this building, as well as hamsters, won't they be like that?"
If a half-sized panda is chased by a hamster the size of a pig and screams to die in the corridor, the picture... The horsepower is like urinating in a cool place when urinating, and the whole body is excited.
"What do you mean?"
"You... Ma Li wanted to greet the people again, but thinking of the teacher's earnest teachings, he explained with a pleasant face, "What does that mean our 100,000-year self-salvation plan?" ”
"There are only a hundred years of redemption," the little kid patiently corrected his mistake, "but rest assured that I have cleared this building during your revival, and all the beasts that have recovered from the wild have been banished. ”
"With you, you can guarantee that those big and perverted guys won't come near me?"
"That can't be done, and now they can be driven away because they are still beasts. Once I started to evolve into a behemoth, I couldn't help it. ”
"I don't understand what you're saying, big guy, why don't you explain it to me?" Ma Li's bear eyes were very dull, as if he had witnessed the old man running away with other pandas.
He still hasn't fully accepted this strange fate, this turn is too urgent, and his brain can't turn back.
"The earth has been planted by me with atavism, and it has been three months according to Earth time. All the humans who survived should have become atavists. ”
"You have destroyed all mankind?" "Ma felt like he was on a thief ship, and if he was not careful, he would become a sinner for all mankind!
"It's not destruction, it's restart. The little kid's tone was very serious, like a little bald donkey pouring chicken soup for the soul to pilgrims in the temple, "If I don't restart your evolution, in another twenty years, when your artificial intelligence technology makes a breakthrough, they will definitely come to harvest you." ”
"Who are they? Why are they harvesting us when artificial intelligence breaks through?"
"It's useless to say that now, it just affects your mood. When your strength is enough, you will naturally know when the time comes. "I think if I give you time to choose, you humans will definitely choose to let me return to my ancestors." ”
"Damn! Your words now affect my mood very much! I want to be a new man!" Ma Ma is like a prisoner who has been put in prison after sleeping with a drunken sow, and he is desperate to change his mind.
"Then evolve, when it is strong enough, it will be easy for you to restore the entire earth. The little kid said earnestly.
Ma Ma was depressed, he felt that life was hopeless, and on a monster-ridden earth, a panda that eats bamboo for a living, what else can he do but wait for death? What else can he do!
Although he got this "Rulai" inexplicably, he is a wise virus, but he is not the brain-dead protagonist in the novel, he has no car, no house, and his parents are dead! Both parents are there, and he is healthy and strong. If it weren't for the eighteen years of guarding himself like jade, he would be almost the same three generations of mother and son! And the boat of friendship rides the wind and waves, and the wish to make an appointment with Xiaojian has not yet been realized.
I used to live a life of one or two hundred million in a minute, but now I'm gnawing bamboo with you?!
Thinking of this, Ma felt his anger rush to his brain!
"I'm still a fart!
"Really?"
"Of course it's true!" Ma Ma stalked the bear's head, and the dark circles under his eyes were a little haggard, and he looked like he was at home.
"Well, I'll only have to find the one hundred and one more hosts, hey~" The little kid sighed, and horsepower's forehead began to glow golden again.
"Go ahead, even if you look for one hundred and two... Wait, wait, wait, I'm the hundredth you're looking for, wasn't I the first?!" Horsepower almost bit his tongue.
"How can a human of your quality be the first. You race of life are really cowardly characters. The little kid then let out another long sigh.
"What's wrong with my quality? What about the first ninety-nine?" Ma Ma listened a little panicked, saying that the good man of destiny can't beat the protagonist of the death, it turns out that the lyrics in the world are true, and the fairy tales are all deceitful???
"They, of course, are dead. The little kid gasped slightly, and slowly explained, the process was like breaking his fingers in his mind, "Most of them can't accept the suicide of the body of this beast, and some of them are not obscene enough in their early development and are eaten." Overall, I'm disappointed in you humans as a race. ”
"Three months, ninety-nine dead?" "Mali's heart is like eating popsicles in Antarctica, frozen from the inside out.
In other words, on average, one dies in less than a day! Is this a choice of the protagonist or a short-lived ghost?
"I died less in the first month, and I still had some energy to save me. There were a lot of deaths in the back, sometimes several in a day, and at most fifteen deaths in a day, and I almost didn't make it to the next day. You're lucky, I haven't found a host for a few days, and I've regained some energy, but if it's three or four floors higher, I'm afraid I'll have to find the next one. After talking for a long time, he seemed to be even more tired, "If you want to see the process of their deaths, you can wait for me to recover for a few days, and I will show you." ”
"No, no!" Ma quickly refused, what are you kidding, watching the death process of different beasts ninety-nine times?!
"Do you still want to die now?"
"Well, I'll think about it again. Horsepower bleated.
"Actually, I don't want you to kill yourself, it's hard to find a host now. ”
"Why?"
"Only when you are still a human body, I am parasitic, otherwise, even if you are parasitic, you will not be able to retain the intelligence and previous memories of human beings. I don't think there are a few incubation virus infections on the planet right now. Even if I had, I probably wouldn't have had time to get there. ”
"You want me to live, you have to tell me what to do next, right?" Ma thought for a moment, and seemed to be more afraid of actually dying than eating bamboo.
Why don't you try the taste of eating bamboo first, and then die if it's really unbearable?
Once this idea of survival takes root in the heart, it will quickly thrive and without any nourishment!
"You can evolve naturally by eating, and of course, the previous hosts who made this choice were eaten by monsters. "The kid is talking to himself, "It's also the quickest way to hunt down other monsters that have regained their wildness, devour their flesh or cores to gain evolutionary energy." ”
"Can pandas hunt large prey?" Although Ma Li knows that pandas are omnivores, the main food is all kinds of bamboo, as for small animals or something, they only occasionally fight tooth sacrifices and waste boring cute pet time.
"Of course, you can, don't think of yourself as an ordinary panda anymore. Rulai was a little helpless, and I didn't know if it was because the energy was about to run out or if I hated the horsepower, "You eat the food stored at home first, and after you recover your strength, I will explain to you in detail how to go in the future." ”
"Okay!" As soon as he heard that he didn't need to eat bamboo, one of the horsepower's biggest suicidal motives had been eliminated. After being rescued by Rulai before, his physical strength was even better than before he jumped off the building, and at this time he hurriedly turned out the quick-frozen dumplings stored three months ago from the refrigerator. As for the refrigeration layer, he didn't think about it.
It was inconvenient to turn on the gas stove with his paws, so he pressed the lid of the electric kettle on the ground, poured more than a dozen beef dumplings into it, then unscrewed a bucket of 5-liter mineral water, filled half a pot, closed the lid, and pressed the boiling water button on the handle.