"Xiaowei, you kid is good, this fart is comfortable. Your apprentice brother took it, go find a cup of tea and pour it for Lao Tzu. ”

Zhong Tou'er's words were inexplicable, knocking over Gou Wei, who was debugging, to the ground, and it was really a roll of his eyes when he heard it.

"Hours, where does the tea come from here, I have to go to the canteen to find boiled water. ”

"Why do you say you're a dog and a pig? Your master doesn't have tea in my cup, if not, you don't know how to pour some tap water, it's really stupid." I don't know if you're a sincere apprentice, it's all good or bad, it's all fate!"

The more you talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes, the more you say it, the more mysterious it becomes, and the numerology numbers have all caught up, and it's really shameless. I said so in my heart, but I couldn't open my mouth, my hands and feet were even faster, and I didn't stop saluting the cup for a while.

"Master, please drink tea, and the apprentice's rotten life will be handed over to you in the future. ”

Gou Wei came to kneel down on one knee within three meters, and then said nonsense, so bluffing that Zhong Er hurriedly stretched out his hand to help, looked left and right and saw that it was all his own brothers, and then took it steadily, "Well, it's okay." ”

My mother, if Lao Tzu had not been killed by your worship in that era, he would have to be disabled if he didn't die, even if I was the factory director.

"If you can enter my door, you can hear my words, you can keep it square, and you will have a good death. The clock said a myth like a stick, "Hey, phew. Your master is like this, you don't listen. However, the master and apprentice are the same as the father and son, so we won't say more. At the moment you are my only apprentice. You get the idea!"

"Hey, master, if there is something, the apprentice will definitely do his job.

But the apprentice doesn't understand, I don't seem to have any sycophant behavior today, I'm an honest man, don't look at me like a funny person, okay!"

Master Zhong looked at his apprentice for a long time, he was so choked that he couldn't open his mouth, and he didn't have to say anything about the regret in his heart. "You're honest, you're not oily. Why did the honest child who first came to the factory become like this in two or three months, is it really that the feng shui in the factory is not good?"

Thinking so in my heart, I still have to put on a face like a Taoist master to teach my apprentices, but Master Zhong is stumped. No matter how difficult it is, you can't lose face in front of your apprentices.

"Xiaowei, everything you said when you first started the meeting spread, although it was all your thoughts, and it also meant to pull everyone into the water together, but it also indirectly patted everyone's ass. Don't do that next time, be realistic.

Although the master, my performance is better than your sycophant, but you are also a teapot of dumplings that you can't pour out, and you can't tell what the essence is.

However, our master and apprentice just need to know about it, and it doesn't matter if outsiders know it or not. Besides, your master is not a vain man. ”

said so much that Gou Wei was so excited that he almost vomited, and finally couldn't hold back, and his face was red.

"Gou Wei, hurry up, hurry up. You and Zhong Tou'er go to the factory office conference room together. ”

The people in the factory office in the distance screamed, Zhong Liang choked in his heart, and squeezed his hands into his trouser pockets. It's only been a few minutes, don't you just recognize an apprentice, don't you just kneel down and bow down?

"Hey, leader, let's go right away. Leader, if you know something, we should be prepared. ”

"I don't know, I didn't say it!"

Gou Wei asked casually, wanting to confirm the situation, so as not to have a dark eye. However, there is nothing bad in the leader's statement, you must know that bad things can spread thousands of miles. In this way, the two masters and apprentices can rest assured.

"Zhong Liang, little puppy, Lao Tzu asks you, which is the first motorcycle in our factory?"

The old man Zhong, the director of the factory, who is also Gou Wei's current master, had no head and no brains to ask the two masters and apprentices, and he didn't hear a reply for a long time.

Just now the factory was also discussing which car was the first, and no one could be sure, so there was almost a fight at this venue, or the old man Zhong, the director of the factory, had the courage, "It's a noisy fart, and it's clear if you call the puppy and Zhong Liang." ”

Zhong Liang looked at Gou Wei, Gou Wei looked at the master, who knows which one is the first one, isn't this embarrassing?

"The one that the factory director tried to ride was the first one!"

Gou Wei's inspiration was recognized by everyone, and everyone opened their mouths wide and let out an "oh" sound.

"Which one was ridden by Lao Tzu. ”

"We've all kept it, I'll ride to the factory now. ”

The master and apprentice hurriedly ran out and rode a motorcycle to save it. Everyone in the factory knows that these two masters and apprentices are playing ghosts, but the reality is that you can't break it, and you can't break it, you can only admit it.

"Xiaowei, which one was ridden by the old man, Lao Tzu can't tell the difference, you can figure it out?"

"Master, we can't be honest about this. Pick just one, now let's put yards on several main components of the motorcycle, and the one with zero zero zero zero one is the first one, and the second and third are behind. ”

Zhong Liang was suddenly kicked by the protruding stone, and rushed forward with a sigh, and was helped up by Gou Wei, who was quick-eyed. I couldn't help but sigh with emotion, "One day is a teacher, and I miss it for life! I knew that this apprentice was this kind of bird, and the old man wouldn't admit it even if he mentioned it again." It is estimated that the old man has also lost his eyes. ”

With a long series of shiny and shiny motorcycles, the master and apprentice easily carried them into the conference room on the second floor, but the conference room was shocked, so quiet that even a single cigarette ash could drive the echo.

"How much?

"Factory director, 49.5KG!"

Zhong Liang reported this number, and the audience was shocked again. Everyone only knows that this design is good, and it is also very good after testing, but they never thought that the weight would be so light and so strong, and it would be a shame not to sell more than 10,000 yuan.

The people who didn't take this motorcycle too seriously began to pay close attention to it, and the group of people in the factory, who were originally a new model, were also so excited that they were smoked into tears.

"We're in for a good time. Deputy Director Huang, you kid still have to endure Lao Tzu for a few years, and Lao Tzu thinks that he can work for a few more years before retiring. Li Gong, what do you think, a few old guys, what do you think?"

These words are direct, Deputy Director Huang shook his hands in a panic, and he didn't know if he said that you had to do it anymore, or if he didn't have the idea of being on top.

"The factory director is not good, I lost a motorcycle!"

A daredevil pushed the door of the conference room and screamed, and the conference room shook again, except for the sound of drinking water driving the rumbling sound in the conference room.

"What are the ghosts yelling about, how can you lose a motorcycle? Can such a big guy drive out of the factory without being discovered?"

Deputy Director Huang, who was shaking his hand in embarrassment, was really grateful to this daredevil, who had come to resolve his dilemma in time, and quickly passed the factory director and scolded him rudely.

"Deputy Director Huang, don't say it, this motorcycle is too light, and a master in our factory can carry it without a helper. ”

Li Gong stood up at this time and said with certainty, and he was proud, not focusing on stealing but just showing off, but the deputy director of Huang choked up and swallowed saliva, "This old man has recently returned to his soul, how can you see who bites whom?"

"Okay, old man Li, I know that you designed your motorcycle to be light, so don't put gold on your face. The security unit went to check, what a big deal, this thief is too stupid, and he dares to fish for it at home if he is not listed. It's not easy to educate well!"

arranged the work and set the sex and then let people go, Gou Wei almost pulled his ears when he heard it, and there was such a play.

Li Li, the head of the defense unit, is a soldier, and I heard that he has also been wounded on the battlefield in the western region, and he is resolute in his work, adheres to principles, and is flexible, and when he is flexible, he always likes to say, "We must have tactical principles, and we have no rigid words in our tactics!"

Soon Chief Li came back, his expression was full of indifference, and everyone in the venue trembled, this is really lost, and a motorcycle was lost under the noses of everyone in the factory, which is really a big joke in the world.

"Lost?"

"Well, it's lost. The problem is that I don't know how to lose it yet. ”

"Check, if you want to check to the end, Lao Tzu won't believe it, hell it can't be!"

The factory director, Old Man Zhong, was angry, began to hair, and gave a death order.

"Ahem, Director. Can I say a word?"

At this time when he shouldn't have spoken, Gou Wei said weakly, attracting everyone's attention.

"You took it?"

"It's not!"

"No, don't talk nonsense!"

The factory director's statement represents everyone's thoughts, this kid really has this convenience, the experiment is led by him, and only he can get a motorcycle without knowing it.

"Director, don't we still have a motorcycle here?" right under your nose?"

Gou Wei still insisted on finishing his words, bowing his head after speaking, and never more than half a sentence.

"Impossible, let's make up the numbers one by one, and now it's number 199, impossible!"

Nothing is impossible, Gou Wei doesn't fight with others, and goes to check with the master first.

"Isn't this two zero-one?"

It's really a duplicate number of two zero-1, isn't it just right to hit 199?

"But when we counted them, there were only 199, one less. ”

Gou Wei had to divide into ten groups with everyone according to the numbered 21 groups, the last group was indeed two less, plus the factory was indeed 199 cars, one less car, and it was a factory with 200 groups of parts at that time.

"Let's go in two parts, add one digit to the back of all yards, and do a good job of registration, and check if there are any duplicates, and add an odd or even number after the duplication.

Another part of the people went to the factory and walked along the test track to see if there were any who did not ride back during the test. ”

Gou Wei thought that all the links are normal now, that is, the link where someone rode the experiment and didn't ride it back. As soon as the words fell, a weak contralto voice came.

"Hey, I was in a bit of a hurry when I tried to ride yesterday, so I drove the car into the woods and forgot to drive it?

A fat sister-in-law, the only female rider during the experiment was at a loss and trembling and rubbing, and she didn't dare to raise her head, as if she was afraid that others would think she was a thief who stole the car. In fact, it doesn't matter if it's not, as long as the car arrives and you find it.

Gou Wei looked at the fat sister-in-law seriously, whether the motorcycle was really lost this time or not, it was no problem for the fat sister-in-law to carry two or three embryos at a time.

"Xiao Gou, how do you know that the fat sister-in-law rode out and didn't take it back?"

The fat sister-in-law is really wise, and she can ask so generously in public, and she is really coarse.

"I see it!"

Gou Wei casually lied and didn't bother to pay attention to the entanglement, and didn't say that he guessed it himself.

The fat sister-in-law left happily and gratefully. This kid didn't break it when he saw it, it's really good, and he has a chance to introduce an object to play!