Chapter 764: Playing a prank and playing tricks on the two little eunuchs
When I used my soul clairvoyance ability to find out that Concubine Xi was planning to assassinate my father and queen in the crowd when our family left the palace, I also decided to use this opportunity to let her completely expose her ugly face and sinister intentions.
It is also to let everyone know the poisonous scorpion heart of the high-minded, seemingly courteous, and tolerant Xi Guifei on weekdays.
also wanted to take the opportunity to let her completely tear off the mask of disguise this time, and reveal her most vicious and ruthless true face to the world.
made her unable to turn over again, and spent the rest of her life miserably in the cold palace from then on.
But soon I thought of a thorny problem, that is, Concubine Xi has been in this palace for decades, and she has always been very good at disguising herself.
Although she did all the bad things, because she didn't leak a drop of water and was very good at buying people's hearts, the imperial grandfather had no reason and evidence to punish her.
and let her climb up step by step from the show girl of the year, to the status of a concubine second only to the queen's mother.
This is enough to prove that she has been in the palace for a long time, and her personal connections cannot be underestimated.
Maybe there are many concubines in the harem who have received a lot of favors from her, so that she is the only one who looks forward to her, helping her secretly or openly.
Even some concubines will be willing to be treated as a substitute for death by her at a critical moment, maybe.
In addition, her younger brother is an important minister of the court, and he must have attracted a lot of ministers who are towards Concubine Xi in the court.
It is precisely these reasons that have made Grandpa Huang not only unable to punish her for so many years, but also constantly promoting her position.
If I try to get rid of her in a hurry this time, if she finds a substitute for the dead and escapes by taking advantage of the loophole, she will be wary of me, and it will be difficult to deal with her in the future.
And it doesn't make much sense to just get rid of her alone, because I don't think the strength of Concubine Xi alone is enough to do all the bad things in the harem without being found by the imperial grandfather the slightest evidence.
It cannot be ruled out that there is an evil organization quietly operating in the former dynasty and the harem.
And this evil organization has infiltrated every department, including every palace with their eyeliner, even including the imperial grandfather's side.
It is very likely that a lot of talents will be involved, I think it is safer, you should not startle the snake first, follow the clue of Concubine Xi, secretly investigate, and wipe out this deeply hidden evil organization of the former dynasty and the harem, and find out the real mastermind behind the scenes, which is the way to do it once and for all.
Otherwise, if Concubine Xi falls, there will be other people no less than Concubine Xi in the near future, and the harem will not be at peace.
I have to quietly let Concubine Xi fall into a desperate situation little by little, and finally collapse, so that the world can take time to see her true face.
also recognizes that those who rely on tricks in the harem and those who use unscrupulous means to get to the top will not end well after all.
It can also be regarded as a warning to those who are ambitious, greedy, and obsessed, and live in the harem in peace from now on, without any more thoughts.
So after careful consideration, I plan to quietly play a game of cat and mouse with Concubine Xi.
Pretending not to know her plan to assassinate my father, or letting her know what we already know.
Let her continue to follow her plan, except that I will subtly make every one of her plans happen to be "accidental".
Drove her crazy to the point of continuing to implement new plans, and each time the plan she thought was perfect was inexplicably ruined.
It's as if everything is providential, as if God is helping us, not that her plan has been seen through in advance.
Or let her think that every time it's just her luck that is a little bit worse and we are a little luckier.
Only when she is forced to be anxious and mad will she lose her mind and rush to the doctor.
At that point, I'll be able to find out who is secretly helping her out, and who is behind the scenes who is really behind her to do all this.
After I have identified all the key members of this evil organization, I will be able to eliminate them all at once, and then I will be considered a real victory.
In other words, in the next game of cat and mouse, I will make Xi Guifei think that she is a cat and we are mice.
But in the end, I will make her understand that she is the blind mouse who has been played around by my old cat.
First of all, I think let's make an interesting little game with these two little eunuchs in front of me.
Didn't Concubine Xi let the two of them monitor the every move of the imperial grandmother and a few of us in the main hall of the early dynasty?
Then I'll let them encounter some accidents first, and go back to surprise Concubine Xi.
After a quick brew with my eyes closed, I had a bad idea.
That is for these two little eunuchs to create a mess, scare away the guests who are waiting for the birthday, and end the birthday ceremony early.
As soon as the imperial grandmother was relieved, she was already in the mood to accept this lengthy birthday ceremony after being messed around by Concubine Xi, and only thought about holding my daughter to go out of the palace to go shopping.
Second, it just disrupted Xi Guifei's plan to let these two little eunuchs monitor the main hall of the early dynasty, and made Xi Guifei so crazy that it was fun to punish these two little eunuchs in person.
I first used the powerful ability of the soul clairvoyance to search for hornet's nests within a radius of more than ten kilometers, and soon I found more than a dozen quite large hornet's nests in more than a dozen dark corners.
After that, I used my soul power to condense an invisible pocket and put all the hornets in the hornet's nest inside.
I guess the number of wasps in here will scare hundreds of people.
Then he quickly flew back to the palace with the invisible pocket, floating above the heads of the two little eunuchs as a backup.
Next, I used the Yang Sword Spell to condense a layer of invisible light film at the eyes of the two little eunuchs, sealing their eyes.
He also sealed most of their ears with a light film, so that they had to shout loudly to hear each other.
The light film in the eyes gradually darkens from completely transparent at the beginning, until finally it completely turns black.
In this way, for these two little eunuchs, it was as if the sky had suddenly darkened, and soon it became as dark as if they couldn't see their fingers.
It's just that this light film only allows them to see the outside, but those guests outside can still see them.
"Huh, why is it dark?"
The two little eunuchs shouted in unison.
Probably because he felt that the voice he heard was very small, one of the little eunuchs raised his voice and shouted: "Why is it dark? Why is it dark? What is wrong with my ears? Why can't I hear clearly! Hey, Ah Wei, do you hear me? Why is it dark?"
After shouting, he also rubbed his eyes desperately with a confused face, and when he opened them again, he found that he still couldn't see anything.
"Ah, what are you talking about? Are you asking me if it's dark? But no, even if it's dark, you shouldn't be blind to see anything? Could it be that we're blind?"
The other little eunuch also said loudly with a blank expression.
"Ahh
"Huh, what are you talking about? Louder!"
"I'm loud enough, can't you hear me?"
"We can't have offended some gods, have we? How could we be blind for no reason?"
"Could it be that the evil spirits have fallen in? I can't see anything! I can't hear anything clearly! What can I do?"
"What? You ask me, Who do I ask?"
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As the voices of the two became louder and louder, it also caused a large number of guests waiting outside the main hall to enter the hall to celebrate their birthdays, and if you add the maids and family members who helped the birthday guests carry congratulatory gifts, there are about a few hundred people.
Everyone was waiting for boredom, very boring and boring, and suddenly two blind little eunuchs appeared, tomorrow was very bright, and they couldn't see anything, and their voices were surprisingly loud, and they said that they couldn't hear each other clearly, which also made everyone feel extremely funny.
couldn't help but surround them with a curious face, laughing as if watching a play.
I thought it was the queen's kindness, and I couldn't bear to wait too long for everyone to be bored, so I deliberately let these two little eunuchs come to perform temporarily, so that everyone could relax.
Or maybe any of the concubines in the harem used this special form to congratulate the queen on her birthday, so everyone also watched it with great interest.
I was talking loudly while watching.
"Hahahaha......"
"These two little eunuchs are so funny!
"Yes! In broad daylight, you have to pretend that you can't see anything! This loud voice can be heard outside the palace, and they still say that they can't hear it clearly! It's really laughing to death! Haha!"
"These two don't know which palace eunuch they are, and they were actually sent by the master to congratulate the queen mother on her birthday in this way!
"Maybe the queen was afraid that we were in a hurry, so she deliberately kindly let them perform a show for everyone to watch. Ha ha. ”
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Since these guests were talking and laughing loudly, the two little eunuchs also faintly heard some discussions.
"Huh, it looks like someone is laughing at us! What else are you talking about, let's pretend not to see!"
"yes, it can't be that we can't see it here, right? What the hell is it in broad daylight!"
"Then what should I do? I can't see anything, and I can't do anything I want to exorcise evil spirits!"
"What kind of ghost is it? Stop torturing us both!
The two little eunuchs listened to the discussions of the surrounding guests, and they were even more anxious, shouting and shouting, and they also asked each other loudly in confusion again.
"Hahahaha......"
Hearing that these two little eunuchs were all talking about ghosts, the onlookers laughed even more.
When I heard the two little eunuchs mention ghosts, I smiled with satisfaction, and then condensed two small mouths in their ears with the ability of soul clairvoyance, and said in a rough voice that only the two of them could hear: "Lord is a life-seeking ghost sent by Lord Yama. You two were temporarily blinded by the spell of this ghost. If you don't do what this ghost master says, when you two can't hear anything, it's time for you two to go to hell to be roasted and fried! Whoever answers quickly and tells the truth, and can satisfy the ghost, the ghost will let him see some. Otherwise, there will be thousands of hornets in the hands of this ghost master! Who will tell nonsense when the time comes! This ghost master will let the hornets sting him! If he understands, he will tell this ghost master loudly, who is this ghost?"
After listening to my words, the two little eunuchs were stunned for a while, and instantly knelt on the ground and cried and begged for mercy: "Ghost master, you are a ghost master! You have a lot of adults, just let us go?"
"Hahahaha......"
After seeing the two little eunuchs kneeling down in fright, and listening to the words of the two little eunuchs, the onlookers laughed and staggered again......