Chapter 765: Two stupid eunuchs who expose each other's shortcomings
"Well, you're doing well. Then give both of you a little bit of a look, as a bonus. ”
I continued to use my soul's clairvoyant ability to condense my mouth and whisper in their ears.
After that, I adjusted the light film that blocked their eyes to be less dark, so that they could faintly see something in front of them.
"Wow! I can finally see some! Devil Seeker, you hurry up and ask, we must answer honestly, and then you will let us go, right?"
One of the little eunuchs knelt on the ground and shouted in surprise, apparently seeing hope as well.
"Yes, yes, yes, Hell, just ask. Except for the questions that are inconvenient for us to answer honestly, we will answer you truthfully!
The other little eunuch also begged with a bitter face.
"Hmm? Do you still dare to talk to this ghost master? It seems that this ghost master has to take back some rewards so that you two can see some of them! Again, if you two are inconvenient to answer next, then this ghost master will make it inconvenient for you two to see this world of flowers again. It's even more inconvenient to live in this world. ”
I said in a tone feigned disgruntle.
After finishing speaking, the light film at their eyes turned completely black again, making them fall into darkness again.
In my heart, I also secretly felt funny, thinking that these two little eunuchs were really scared silly, right?
was so stupid that he said it in his heart.
"Oh my God! Why can't you see it again! Don't be angry! I'll help you scold him and relieve your hatred? Ah Wei, you are really stupid pigs! How can you tell you like this? What is it called an inconvenient question to answer honestly? In front of the Devil Seeker, we will learn that everything is said and everything can be said. You want to kill me! Stupid thing! If you dare to talk nonsense, be careful that I tell my master about you peeking at the palace maid taking a bath!"
When I felt that I couldn't see it in front of me again, and when I heard the little eunuch next to me actually say such stupid things to offend me, the other little eunuch also scolded angrily.
I guess I was also stupid by the ghost I pretended to be, and I felt that these two little eunuchs had no brains to speak.
Directly in front of so many people, he told all the embarrassing things about the other party peeking at the palace maid taking a bath!
"You're stupider than a pig! You're stupider than a donkey! If you dare to scold me again, I'll take the last time you stole the master's chicken soup, and then sprinkle urine into it to fill the number, causing the master to vomit after taking a sip. Afterwards, the cook in the imperial dining room was killed with a rod! And then the two of us were sent here by Concubine Xi today to secretly spy on the queen's mother, and the ghost master asked him, can you tell me the truth. Do you think you can say these things casually in front of this public? Can you still let us both live? You are the real stupid dog who has no words! Hmph!"
"You...... It's a big stupid dog! Didn't you already say that the master was Concubine Xi? Now you're dead! Fool! Didn't you also give me this bad idea of peeing in and pretending to be chicken soup? Didn't you take a sip too? It's all on my head?"
"Shall I take a sip of it? Who let you finish it? If it weren't for my bad idea, would we still be alive today? I'm afraid we'd already be rancid, right? Hmph! Besides, when did I say that the master was the Xi Guifei? Oh my God! Did I really say it? Ah...... You're a dead eunuch who deserves a thousand cuts! You've really hurt me this time!"
"Aren't you also a dead eunuch? Just like you, you still want to marry the palace maid Xiaocui! It's like a toad who wants to eat swan meat! Haha! Anyway, you've lost all your face today! You've finished saying things that shouldn't have been said by you! I'm also out of the way! There's nothing I dare not say. Hey, the master won't let us two go! Woo woo......
"What are you crying about? You cowardly eunuch to death! I just want to marry Xiao Cui? If you have the ability, you can marry one too? By the way, I remember, you seem to have been thinking about your master, right? I don't have your ambition, and I still want to marry a woman like your master. Besides, this life-seeking ghost has come to ask for his life, what do you care about his master? Let's send the life-seeking ghost away first. Let's go back and ask the master to plead guilty, and beg the master to be lenient. Are you really stupid to get home? Listen to me obediently, if we both escape this catastrophe, the next time we peek at Xiaocui taking a bath, I'll just take you with me!"
"Wouldn't it? Do you actually say in front of the ghost master that he will be sent away first? It's over, it's over, I'll say this to you! We're going to be called for our lives today! Woo woo ......."
"Did I say it? Did I say it? Why are you lying to me again! Then I won't take you next time I peek at Xiaocui taking a bath! Hmph!"
"You...... Whining...... Heaven will kill me......"
The two little eunuchs had completely lost their minds and fought with each other, trying their best to expose each other's shortcomings, and even told the fact that the master was Concubine Xi, and one of them cried in despair.
"Hahahaha......"
Because the onlookers couldn't hear or see the so-called ghost self in the mouths of the two little eunuchs, when they saw the two little eunuchs arguing with each other, they thought they were deliberately performing like this, and they burst into laughter again.
And after listening to the short story of the two little eunuchs exposing each other, I also deeply feel that the spare time life of this little eunuch is "quite exciting"!
Since the two little eunuchs have been incoherent, and they have also exposed the master behind the scenes, Xi Guifei, I don't want to embarrass them anymore, and then I should use them to lure out the hornets that I have collected with great difficulty, and scare away the guests here, so the birthday ceremony of the imperial grandmother's early dynasty hall will be regarded as an early end.
After making this decision, I directly used my soul clairvoyance ability to condense two huge invisible hands, and struck at the necks of the two little eunuchs who looked like crazy, and the two of them immediately fainted.
In the eyes of the onlookers, it was like two little eunuchs crying and shouting, and then fainted in fright.
For the two little eunuchs who were still crying and making a fuss, when they suddenly lay on the ground without saying a word, the onlookers were stunned for a moment, and they all applauded, obviously thinking that the two of them performed very realistically and hard.
"Hahahaha......"
After the applause, the laughter broke out again.
And I took this opportunity to put the two little eunuchs on the ground with these two huge hands, and deliberately sat cross-legged and faced each other to cast spells.
When they saw the two little eunuchs who were lying on the ground "pretending" to faint, and suddenly sat up cross-legged with their eyes closed, the onlookers continued to watch curiously, obviously wondering what special show these two little eunuchs would continue to perform next.
I first lifted the two little eunuchs up about a foot from the ground with my big hands, and then floated in the air out of thin air and spun around several times, adding some mystery.
This is obviously an extremely incredible thing for the onlookers.
They all squatted down to see how these two little eunuchs managed to achieve the miraculous phenomenon of floating in the air out of thin air with their eyes closed.
Perhaps it was really amazed, the onlookers who were originally talking and laughing did not make any sound, staring intently at the two little eunuchs floating in the air and slowly turning in circles, and their mouths opened wider and wider.
It's going to be able to stuff an egg in no time.
After seeing that the atmosphere had achieved the effect I wanted, I once again used my soul clairvoyance ability to condense two small hands, and plucked the lips of the two little eunuchs one by one, as if I was silently reciting some incantation.
This also aroused the curiosity of the onlookers again, and they all watched it with great interest.
After pretending to recite the incantation silently for a while, I simply stretched the mouths of the two little eunuchs to the maximum.
Next, I used the powerful control ability of the soul clairvoyance ability to put the thousands of wasps I had caught before into two invisible pockets.
Then he shrunk the two invisible pockets and stuffed them into the mouths of the two little eunuchs.
In this way, when I magnified the hornet from the invisible pocket and released it, what the onlookers saw was the miraculous phenomenon of the hornets flying out of the mouths of the two little eunuchs.
After all, the invisible pocket onlookers are invisible.
To make the effect more interesting, I didn't let those dense hornets fly out and immediately attack the onlookers.
Instead, after flying out of the mouths of the two little eunuchs one after another, a huge humanoid pattern slowly formed above their bodies.
At first, the onlookers were also shocked when they saw the hornets flying out of the mouths of the two little eunuchs, and they took a few steps back in fright.
But when they saw that the hornets did not fly towards them, they probably thought that it was just some kind of advanced trick performance, so they became more bold and gathered around to continue watching.
As the humanoid pattern floating in the air became clearer and clearer, and finally it was completely clear, all the onlookers exclaimed:
"Isn't this Concubine Xi?"
"Oh my God, these two little eunuchs are so powerful! How can they chant spells and conjure so many hornets out of thin air?"
"But these hornets can still turn into Xi Guifei!
"Isn't this Xi Guifei their master? It seems that Xi Guifei sent them to perform for us, right?"
"Hey! It's a special performance given to us by Concubine Xi! It's wonderful! This is not something that ordinary people can perform! This is definitely a big deal!"
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After listening to the words of the crowd around me, I knew that this prank of the two little eunuchs should come to an end.
and put all the blame on Concubine Xi, as for how she explained this matter afterwards, it was not for me to worry about.
So, I completely withdrew my soul clairvoyance ability and let go of all the hornets.
also removed the light film from the eyes of the two little eunuchs, and when they woke up, they returned to normal.
Suddenly, the hornets scattered and flew towards the crowd of onlookers.
"Ah...... Run!"
In an instant, all the onlookers ran desperately in different directions to the palace.
And I continued to use the powerful control of the soul clairvoyance ability to monitor the situation of those wasps, and make sure that the hornets would not sting anyone, just by driving the onlookers out of the palace.
It didn't take long for me to be the only one standing there with my eyes closed outside the main hall of the morning court.
And, of course, the two little eunuchs who slept like dead pigs.
After confirming that the guests who had come to celebrate the birthday had left the palace in fright, I also dispersed the hornets and opened my eyes again.
I knew that the next thing was to put on an unknown expression and go in and tell the imperial grandmother that those guests who were waiting for the birthday celebration had been driven out of the palace by a group of hornets that seemed to be recruited by Concubine Xi, and they must never dare to come back.
And her birthday ceremony in the main hall of the early dynasty can also end early.
Next, our family can go to change into casual clothes and go out of the palace to go shopping......