Lu Tang held his head helplessly, and everyone around him looked at him strangely.

Lu Zijing: "What's wrong with this guy? ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "What are you afraid of, anyway, the matter of your personal shopkeeper has been confirmed, and you can't escape." ”

Li Yuankui: "That's it, a manly man, dare to act, hurry up." ”

Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing reached out to help Lu Tangerine up, everyone was startled, Lu Tang's face had turned into a cat's face.

Lu Lingyun: "Wow, you will still change your face?"

Lu Tang: "This is the twenty-fifth eight hundred and thirty-second, and it's endless." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Tang instantly turned into a cat. Everyone dispersed in fright, Meng Xiaotian walked down from upstairs, saw Lu Tang who turned into a cat, and ran excitedly to give Lu Tang a kick.

Lu Tang's eyes darkened: "Eh." ”

Mink Yu ran over and patted Lu Tang's left shoulder: "Amazing!"

Lu Zijing patted Lu Tang's right shoulder and gave a thumbs up: "There is a kind!"

Li Yuankui hugged Lu Tangerine, with a solemn expression: "Take care!"

Lu Lingyun complained unhappily: "It's so hateful that so many exciting things have happened in my absence! Lu Tang, you go and kiss me again now." ”

Lu Cheng said loudly and irritably: "Always repeat and repeat, is it interesting? Okay, I'll go and show it to you now, look at it!"

Lu Lingyun looked at Lu Tang, who was leaving angrily, and asked puzzledly, "What's wrong with him?"

Lu Tang walked straight to Meng Xiaotian's room, thinking to himself, "I have died so many times, what else is there to be afraid of." ”

Lu Tang quickly patted Meng Xiaotian's door: "Open the door, Meng Xiaotian, you open the door for me." ”

Everyone was very surprised when they looked at the abnormal Lu Tang downstairs, and Mink Yu was greedy: "What did he just call the shopkeeper?"

Lu Zijing: "Meng... Meng Xiaotian!"

Li Yuankui clasped his hands together and prayed: "Look for death." ”

Meng Xiaotian's room opened, and Meng Xiaotian walked out angrily: "You will pay for the breakage, what is the matter with me?"

Lu Tang: "Big deal!"

Lu Tang calmly hugged Meng Xiaotian, closed his eyes and kissed him.

Lu Lingyun grew her mouth, and when she was happily about to watch Lu Tang kiss Meng Xiaotian, she was blocked by Lu Zijing: "Not suitable for children, don't look at it." ”

Meng Xiaotian was stunned for a while, pushed Lu Tang away, slapped him twice in the face, and then kicked him down the stairs with a kick: "Excessive!"

Lu Lingyun finally took Lu Zijing's hand away and found that Lu Tang had rolled down.

Meng Xiaotian walked into the room angrily and slammed the door shut. Lu Tang lay on the ground and looked up to the sky and laughed, his expression indifferent.

Lu Zijing: "Lu Tang, why are you weird today? ”

Lu Tang hugged his head and closed his eyes, and said lightly: "Anyway, I will soon become a cat, and then I will be killed by Meng Xiaotian, it doesn't matter." ”

Everyone looked at each other and scolded in unison: "Neurotic." Then they scattered.

Lu Tang continued to close his eyes and said loudly: "Meng Xiaotian, come and kill me, will you use a meteor hammer or a machine gun this time?"

Lu Tang opened his eyes and saw that there was no one around, and Meng Xiaotian didn't come down, he closed his eyes again: "Meng Xiaotian, come down quickly, if you don't come again, I'm going to become a cat." ”

Still there was no movement, Lu Tang: "Meng Xiaotian! Xiao Tiantian! Xiao Tianxin! Be careful of Tian!"

Lu Tang muttered and cooed for a long time, and when he opened his eyes, he found Meng Xiaotian standing in front of him with his hands on his hips.

Lu Cheng looked at Meng Xiaotian arrogantly and began to sing: "Let's learn cat meow together, meow together!"

Meng Xiaotian: "Sick!" kicked at Lu Tang.

Lu Tang's eyes darkened: "Eh." ”

Lu Lingyun ran out of the room, carrying her schoolbag, ran down before dawn, and stepped on Lu Tang's stomach under the stairs.

Lu Lingyun: "Hmm, did I just step on something?"

She walked back curiously, but it was not yet dawn and she couldn't see anything.

Lu Lingyun cautiously stepped on Lu Tang's body and jumped on him a few times: "Wow, it's really soft, the shopkeeper is finally willing to buy a carpet." The texture is good. ”

Lu Lingyun jumped up to vent and stepped on it hard: "Cool, I'm going to class." ”

It wasn't until dawn that Lu Tang woke up again, he looked around in disbelief, and complained: "It's endless, isn't it!

Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing yawned and stretched out of the backyard.

Li Yuankui: "Morning. ”

Lu Zijing rubbed his eyes: "Lu Tang, you won't sleep here all the time last night." ”

Lu Tang was stunned: "Last night!? What do you mean?" He looked at Lu Zijing and Li Yuankui, and the two of them suddenly smiled when they looked at him.

Lu Tang was puzzled, and immediately rushed to the door to open the door, looking at the sunshine outside, Lu Tang shouted excitedly: "It's over! I'm done!"

Lu Zijing: "Crazy, crazy, today is completely crazy, Yuankui will go to the mental hospital to call someone." ”

Li Yuankui nodded, and rushed out of the hot pot restaurant without thinking.

Mink Yu walked out of the room: "What's the noise early in the morning?"

Lu Tang had a footprint on his face: "I'm sorry, I was a little too happy just now." ”

Mink Yu looked at Lu Tang and laughed: "Hahaha, what is on your face? This size is stepped on by the shopkeeper, right?"

Lu Tang took out his mobile phone and looked at himself: "I'll go, she actually dares to kick me!"

Lu Zijing: "Be content, you kissed the shopkeeper yesterday, and she hasn't settled this account with you yet." ”

Lu Tang: "Uh... I thought I was going to die. ”

Mink Yu ran down mischievously, ran to Lu Zijing's side, put his hand on his shoulder and smiled evilly: "You think too much, you won't die, you will only live better than die." ”

Lu Tang: "There was once a way to live in front of me, I didn't cherish it, I regretted it when I lost it, and the most embarrassing thing in the world is this... What if..."

Mink Yu grabbed words: "If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to the shopkeeper." ”

Lu Zijing looked at Mink Yu greedily: "I declare you." ”

Mink Yu looked at Lu Zijing greedily: "I like you." ”

Lu Tang touched the goosebumps on his body: "It's disgusting, I'd better run away with my 2 yuan." ”

Mink Yu grabbed Lu Tang greedily: "Don't, I'm still waiting to drink the wedding wine." ”

Lu Zijing: "When the time comes, we will give you a big red envelope, two cents and five cents a piece, whether it is big or not!

Lu Tang: "Zhenhao, you should keep it for the elderly." ”

A "meow" cat meow sounded around everyone.

Lu Tang turned his head in surprise and saw that it was the fat black cat again. It was sitting motionless on the table, looking at Lu Tangerine.

Lu Tang: "It's you again!"

Lu Zijing and Mink Yu were greedy: "Who." ”

Lu Tang: "There's a cat there, can't you see it? A big piece of, black, chubby, right there!"

Lu Zijing looked over there and saw nothing: "Were you kicked out of your hallucination by the shopkeeper yesterday?"

Lu Tang: "You really didn't see it?"

Lu Zijing and Mink Yu were greedy: "We really didn't see it." ”

Lu Tang: "Did you really not see it?"

Lu Zijing and Mink Yu were greedy: "We really, really didn't see it." ”

Lu Tang: "Did you really, really, really not see it?"

Lu Zijing and Mink Yu were gluttonous: "We really, really, really didn't see it." ”

Lu Tang: "This is an illusion? No, it's not an illusion, maybe it's an illusion, is it really an illusion." He said as he walked to the backyard.

Meng Xiaotian came out of the room, dressed in silver shining armor, white cloak, surprise carved patterns, holding a horse chopping knife in his hand, full of spirit, and his eyes walked down firmly: "Where is Lu Tang?"

Mink Yu pointed to the backyard.

Meng Xiaotian wanted to leave, but was stopped by Mink Yuyu.

Lu Zijing looked at Meng Xiaotian in surprise: "The shopkeeper's... Beat... Fighting?"

Mink Yu smiled greedily: "What are you looking for him?"

Meng Xiaotian raised the horse chopping knife in his hand: "I decided, I'm going to chop him." ”

Lu Zijing and Mink Yu hurriedly stopped Meng Xiaotian, Lu Zijing: "Shopkeeper, who will marry you after you chop him up?"

Mink Yu is greedy: "That's it, do you want to fight in hell for the rest of your life." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Let me ask you, is it important to be famous or to get off the list." ”

Lu Zijing and Mink Yu are greedy: "It's important to get off the list!"

Meng Xiaotian: "You two are really a perfect match. Lu Tang, a slut, actually forcibly took advantage of me, and the most excessive thing was that he returned it twice, which is absolutely unforgivable. ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "The shopkeeper, his behavior is indeed unforgivable." But if you behead him now, wouldn't it be cheaper for him, and I think you should marry him. ”

Meng Xiaotian hesitated: "Marry him? Good.... bar. I think it's better to forget it. ”

Mink Yu suddenly shouted excitedly: "What's the matter! If it's a man, you can't count it, you should marry him back, beat him every day, slap him, shoot him with a washboard, and then sell him to be a dancer, but you can't count it!"

Meng Xiaotian hurriedly grabbed Mink Yu's greed: "Hey, hey, hey, calm down, if he is also my boyfriend." ”

Mink Yu calmed down: "Ah! It's not mine? ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Of course not, your boyfriend is here...."The two found that Lu Zijing was missing at this time, and looked around only to find that Lu Zijing was squatting on the ground in the corner of the wall and drawing circles at the moment, looking loveless.

Lu Zijing raised his head with tears in his eyes and bit his lip: "It's too much to sell me to be a dancer." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "No, I still chop him." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Didn't you say it just now, why is it like this again." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Our age is not suitable. ”

Mink Yu is greedy: "Sister and brother love is popular now, and besides, you can't be a few years older than him..."

Meng Xiaotian: "I calculated, one thousand three hundred and fourteen years, five months and thirty-one days, what do you say?"

Mink Yu was instantly embarrassed: "This...."

Lu Zijing ran over: "Shopkeeper, I just calculated, your age difference is simply made in heaven, and the translation is that I will declare you for a lifetime." It's a perfect match!"

Mink Yu is greedy: "Eh, that's right, even if you are clever, I will consider not selling you to be a dancer in the future." ”

Lu Zijing looked at Mink Yu aggrievedly and complained in a low voice: "Hey, I have a Hedong lion at home." ”

Mink Yu greedy: "What did you say?"

Lu Zijing: "Nothing, nothing. ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "I heard it, dare to scold me for being a lioness, let you try the roar of the Hedong lion today." ”

Lu Zijing hurriedly ran away, Mink Yu chased after him, and the two ran around in the lobby.

Meng Xiaotian looked at the backyard and stood in place.