Chapter 59: A game within a game, a game within a game
Since the last time Lu Tang "risked death" to kiss Meng Xiaotian, the two were embarrassed for a day and did not speak. didn't come out to eat at night, and before going to bed late at night, everyone stood in front of Lu Tang one by one and said goodbye to him.
Mink Yu ran over and patted Lu Tang's left shoulder: "Amazing!"
Lu Zijing patted Lu Tang's right shoulder and gave a thumbs up: "There is a kind!"
Li Yuankui hugged Lu Tangerine, with a solemn expression: "Take care!"
Lu Lingyun complained unhappily: "It's so hateful that so many exciting things have happened in my absence! Lu Tang, you go and kiss me again now." ”
Lu Tang hurriedly shook his head: "I don't want this kind of death-seeking behavior." ”
Lu Zijing squeezed his eyebrows and leaned over: "It's kissed, you're still afraid of a yarn." ”
Mink Yu was greedy: "Anyway, it's not far from death, why don't you rush up and propose to the shopkeeper now." ”
Lu Tang: "How many times have I said it, I was to protect him, because I was behind me at that time...."
Li Yuankui: "There are cats!"
Lu Tang: "Eh, yes, I did have a cat behind me at the time, I sacrificed myself in order not to frighten her too much, and I blame that ...... for all this."
Lu Lingyun pointed to Lu Tang: "Cat!"
Lu Tang: "That's right!"
Lu Zijing: "Lu Tang, what's behind you?"
Lu Tang turned his head in confusion and saw that there was an extra cat tail on his buttocks, which kept swinging from side to side.
Lu Tang nervously turned around and kept looking and shouting: "What the hell is this, what the hell is this!"
Lu Zijing looked disgusted: "Hey, I didn't expect you to be such a person, but it's okay." Quickly take it out and throw it away, it's dirty and disgusting. ”
Lu Tang stopped and tugged his tail with his hand, and looked at everyone blankly: "It seems... It's on me. ”
Mink Yu was greedy: "Lu... Lu Tang... What's on your face?"
Lu Tang touched it in confusion and found that he had a few more whiskers, and they were cat's whiskers. He nervously pushed away the crowd and ran to the backyard toilet mirror, and after a while he noticed that his face began to change, turning into a cat's eyes, and then the ears disappeared and emerged from his head. He panicked and wanted to run out for help, but his body shrunk and shrunk. In an instant, it turned into a stack of empty clothes, and in a few moments a black cat emerged from the clothes.
Lu Tang nervously ran to the lobby, only to see Meng Xiaotian standing in front of everyone with his hands on his waist and lecturing.
Lu Tang, who turned into a cat, shouted: "Shopkeeper, help." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "I'm not allowed to mention this morning's incident in the future, understand?"
Everyone lowered their heads and looked like they were admitting their mistakes, and replied in unison: "I understand." ”
Meng Xiaotian pouted, only to hear a cry from behind her: "Meow! meow!" She nervously turned her head to look at it, pointed and yelled, "Cat!"
Lu Tang ran to Meng Xiaotian and hurriedly called, "It's me, the shopkeeper." "Translated" meow meow, meow. ”
Meng Xiaotian ran in a panic, ran to the counter and took out a hammer: "Don't come here... Come here, I'll hammer you to death!"
Lu Tang: "Wow, what are you doing with a hammer behind the counter!" Translated: "Meow? Meow! Meow Meow." ”
Meng Xiaotian looked at the black cat staring at her motionlessly, and she nervously raised her hammer and smashed it at the cat.
Lu Tang hurriedly dodged away: "Hey, you're crazy." Translated: "Meow... Meow. ”
"Meow you, never!don't!let me see you again!" Meng Xiaotian shouted while chasing and killing the cat, the cat dodged everywhere, and Meng Xiaotian chased after him and smashed it for a while.
Lu Tang was forced into the corner by Meng Xiaotian, he looked at Meng Xiaotian in a panic, deliberately showing his pitiful big eyes.
Meng Xiaotian stopped and looked at the poor black cat, but she still gritted her teeth and smashed it down with a hammer.
Lu Tang's eyes darkened, and he silently shouted, "Eh." ”
Suddenly, Mink Yu ran over and patted Lu Tang's left shoulder: "Amazing!"
Lu Zijing patted Lu Tang's right shoulder and gave a thumbs up: "There is a kind!"
Li Yuankui hugged Lu Tangerine, with a solemn expression: "Take care!"
Lu Lingyun complained unhappily: "It's so hateful that so many exciting things have happened in my absence! Lu Tang, you go and kiss me again now." ”
Lu Cheng looked at them stupidly, he hurriedly checked himself, and he turned into a human form again. But why does this scene seem familiar?
Lu Zijing: "Hey, are you kid happy and stupid, don't say anything." ”
Lu Tang hurriedly grabbed Lu Zijing: "Where am I, what happened just now?"
Mink Yu was greedy: "Eh, after you kissed the shopkeeper, you pretended to have amnesia and didn't admit it." Anyway, you're not far from death now, so why don't you rush up and propose to the shopkeeper now. ”
Lu Tang: "How many times have I said it, I was to protect him, because I was behind me at that time...."
Li Yuankui: "There are cats!"
Lu Tang: "Yes, I did have a cat behind me at the time, and I sacrificed myself in order not to frighten her too much, wait a minute, why do I feel like I've already said it again?"
Lu Lingyun pointed to Lu Tang: "Cat!"
Lu Zijing: "Lu Tang, what's behind you?"
Lu Tang froze vigilantly, he turned his head to see that there was an extra cat tail on his buttocks, which kept swinging from side to side.
Lu Tang nervously turned around and kept repeating: "It's true, it's not a dream, it's true"
Lu Zijing looked disgusted: "Hey, I didn't expect you to be such a person, but it's okay." Quickly take it out and throw it away, it's dirty and disgusting. ”
Lu Tang: "That's right!" Lu Tang kept pulling his tail hard.
Mink Yu was greedy: "Lu... Lu Tang... What's on your face?"
Lu Tang stopped and touched his face anxiously, and found that he had a few more whiskers, and they were cat's whiskers. He pushed the crowd away and ran to the backyard toilet mirror, and after a while he noticed that his face also began to change, turning into a cat's eyes, and then the ears disappeared and emerged from his head. He stood in front of the mirror, but his body shrunk and shrunk. In an instant, it turned into a stack of empty clothes, and in a few moments a black cat emerged from the clothes.
Lu Cheng jumped in front of the mirror and looked at himself: "It's outrageous, how did I become Meng Xiaotian's most hated cat? ”
Lu Tang jumped down from under the washstand and stopped: "No, if the dream just now is true, I will be beaten to death by Meng Xiaotian if I go out now." I'd better hide here and wait for her to leave before I go to them for help. Hey, I'm a genius. ”
Suddenly, someone pushed the door and walked in, Lu Tang looked up curiously: "Shopkeeper!" Translation: "Meow!"
Meng Xiaotian looked at the black cat on the ground and shouted in fright: "There are cats!"
Meng Xiaotian hugged the door in a panic and directly removed the door.
Lu Tang was stunned and motionless: "Wow! Miracle of great effort!" Translation: "Meow! Meow!"
Meng Xiaotian closed her eyes tightly, raised the door high in fear, and quickly smashed it down on Lu Tang.
Lu Tang said helplessly: "Eh." ”
Suddenly, Mink Yu ran over and patted Lu Tang's left shoulder: "Amazing!"
Lu Zijing patted Lu Tang's right shoulder and gave a thumbs up: "There is a kind!"
Li Yuankui hugged Lu Tangerine, with a solemn expression: "Take care!"
Lu Lingyun complained unhappily: "It's so hateful that so many exciting things have happened in my absence! Lu Tang, you go and kiss me again now." ”
Lu Tang glared at them, looked around, and then looked at his body and complained, "No, come back." ”
Lu Lingyun: "Yes, I haven't seen how you kissed yet, go quickly." ”
Lu Tang: "I'm not saying that this is still coming, I'm going to talk to you seriously about something now." ”
Mink Yu leaned over and smiled evilly: "Are you going to get married?"
Lu Zijing leaned over and responded: "Is it tomorrow?"
Lu Tang: "No, what I want to say is..."
Li Yuankui: "There are cats!"
Lu Tang: "Yes, yes, yes, it's related to cats, it's ......"
Lu Lingyun pointed to Lu Tang: "Cat!"
Lu Zijing: "Lu Tang, what's that behind you?"
Lu Tang looked at the cat tail swinging on his buttocks, and was irritable: "Why did it appear so soon!" You guys hurry up and listen, I will become a cat in a while, so you have to protect me." ”
Lu Zijing: "Neurotic, talking nonsense at night." ”
Mink Yu was greedy: "Lu... Lu Tang... What's on your face?"
Lu Tang: "Look! Next, is the moment to witness the miracle. ”
Lu Tang stood there, his face had a few more whiskers, and it was a cat's whisker. After a while, his entire face began to change as well, turning into cat eyes, and then the ears disappeared and emerged from his head. At this time, the door on the second floor opened, and Meng Xiaotian walked out.
He stood in front of the crowd, but his body shrunk and shrunk. In an instant, it turned into a stack of empty clothes, and in a few moments a black cat emerged from the clothes.
Lu Zijing pointed to the black cat: "Wow, David Magic!"
Li Yuankui: "When did you learn this, it's okay." ”
Mink Yu was greedy: "Cut, I thought I was going to become a werewolf with bursting chest muscles and torn abdominal muscles." ”
Lu Lingyun squatted down and touched the cat's head: "Wow, it turns out that Brother Lu Tang also has such a cute side, and he is cute." ”
Lu Tang deliberately sat down, posed with a crooked head to kill, and then opened his eyes pitifully.
Everyone looked at him intoxicated, completely forgetting Meng Xiaotian behind him. Meng Xiaotian curiously squeezed in and asked, "What are you looking at?" ”
"There's a cat!" Meng Xiaotian pointed and shouted in horror, she quickly took out the kitchen knife from behind Li Yuankui, and before everyone could stop her, she had already slashed at Lu Tang.
Lu Tang looked at the kitchen knife that was slowly falling: "It's over, it's cold again." ”
The kitchen knife fell on Lu Tang, Lu Tang's eyes darkened, and he let out a faint sound: "Eh!"
Suddenly, Mink Yu ran over and patted Lu Tang's left shoulder: "Amazing!"
Lu Zijing patted Lu Tang's right shoulder and gave a thumbs up: "There is a kind!"
Li Yuankui hugged Lu Tangerine, with a solemn expression: "Take care!"
Lu Lingyun complained unhappily: "It's so hateful that so many exciting things have happened in my absence! Lu Tang, you go and kiss me again now." ”
Lu Tang: "Repeat over and over again, it's not annoying!"
Lu Lingyun: "What! Repeat! Could it be that you have secretly kissed the shopkeeper before?" Wow, I've dug up the big news. ”
Lu Tang: "Let me tell you this, in fact, my real identity is Catman, I will become a cat in a while, and the shopkeeper will try his best to kill me, so you have to protect me." ”
Everyone looked at each other puzzled, and Lu Zijing: "You are sick!"