Chapter 33: Drunken Life and Dream Death
Meng Xiaotian and Lu Ju walked to the table and sat down, Lu Ju put it late, opened the wine and smelled it: "Good wine!"
Meng Xiaotian: "Yo, I said that I can distinguish between good wine and bad wine." ”
Lu Tang: "This wine smells so strong, can it be bad? I'll take a sip first." Lu Tang picked up the wine jar and took a big sip.
Meng Xiaotian: "I'm really convinced of you, and I dare to drink industrial alcohol." ”
"Poof" As soon as Lu Tang heard all the puffs spurting out, he quickly put down the wine jar and pulled his tongue: "Then you didn't say it earlier." ”
Meng Xiaotian smiled: "You said that the wine is good, how can I stop you." Eh, did you kill yourself like this when you were alive?"
Lu Tang: "You are too bad as the shopkeeper, you put industrial alcohol in the wine jar and tease me." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Don't blame me, you searched and found it yourself, how do I know that you are so stupid that you can't even ask about alcohol." ”
Lu Tang: "Nonsense, there is a smell of wine in this wine jar, which completely covers up the taste of alcohol, I don't believe you smell it!"
Meng Xiaotian leaned over her nose and sniffed for a long time: "Nothing." ”
Lu Tang looked at Meng Xiaotian, recalling that she put her hand in the hot soup pot before, and her behavior of never liking vegetables when she ate, and asked, "Shopkeeper, why do you have no senses?"
Meng Xiaotian was stunned, she didn't say anything, just stood up and walked to the counter, took out a small jar of wine and walked back, tore it open, and poured wine into the two bowls: "Does it have anything to do with you?"
Lu Tang: "I'm angry that I'm just a little screenwriter who is not famous, I like to write stories very much, and I like to use stories to share happiness with everyone. Actually, I don't know what happiness is. My memory is incomplete, I just remember that I suddenly appeared in a strange city 5 years ago, I forgot who my parents were, and I forgot why I was here. Lu Tang lifted the bowl and sniffed it, the wine in the bowl was stronger than just now. He gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and drank it all in one gulp: "I used to think that I was an abducted child, but I have never found any clues about my relatives. Later, I pretended to be an orphan and survived until the day I died. After Lu Tang finished speaking, he poured himself another bowl of wine.
Meng Xiaotian sat down and slowly lifted the wine: "Maybe this is a reward, I was born with the ability to perceive everything, so I don't know whether it hurts or itches, I don't understand the ups and downs, and I don't understand the warmth and coldness of the four seasons." That's good, especially when I took over as Mrs. Meng. ”
Lu Tang: "But you'll be sad and cry." ”
Meng Xiaotian drank all the wine in one gulp: "This is the only feeling I retain, if one day I won't even cry and be sad, it will be terrible." ”
Music played at the Ouyang Bar across the door, and everyone screamed and cheered in the store, and a lyric could be heard in the music: "SomebodyIcankiss, Iantsomethingjustlikethis, Doo-doo-doo, doo-doo-doo"
Lu Tang: "This Ouyang Weng is quite tasteful, he can listen to electronic music, I thought he was an old antique who listened to erhu." Lu Tang looked at the bright candlelight in the hot pot restaurant: "Shopkeeper, let's redecorate this if we have a chance, what era is it, light candles, use electric lights, and don't have much money." We can also have a party here in the evening, and we will definitely be able to have a good time on the other side. ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Eh, a group of young people are eating barbecue and drinking wine over there, don't you really want to go over? ”
Lu Tang: "It's obviously a group of ghosts messing around there, and I've never drunk with a hundred-year-old lady, so you have to let me try it." Lu Cheng smiled and lifted the bowl, Meng Xiaotian also lifted it, and the two touched the bowl and drank it together.
Lu Tang: "Eh, I think Wei Zhongxian is quite good, don't you really plan to be together?"
Meng Xiaotian: "You want to die." ”
Lu Tang hurriedly admitted his mistake and poured a bowl of wine: "I will punish myself with a bowl, and I will do it first as a respect." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Alas, in fact, he is a good person, but he is too rigid and does things with tendons." I always have to wait until I lose it to know how to cherish it, if he has half of you to coax me, I may give him another chance. It's a pity that whether you're alive or dead, there's no chance of regretting, so forget it. Meng Xiaotian drank all the wine in the bowl.
Lu Tang: "This is called youth." So now those bullshit and hot-blooded youth movies on TV are all deceiving ghosts, ahh What male and female protagonists go through all kinds of setbacks and eventually become dependents, what male protagonists are domineering scholars, it's all. I have always felt that youth is loss and regret, and when I was young, I didn't understand anything, I only knew that I was experiencing youth. It wasn't until I left that age that I found that the person I used to care about the most and liked the most now has no chance to be involved, and the other party was once so close to me. But once the youth passed, the two were forever separated by an invisible wall. Just like what is five centimeters, what is lost and cannot be regained is youth. ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Yo, I feel so much, have you drunk too much?"
Lu Cheng blushed and shook his hand: "I... I wasn't drunk, I knew I was staying at a hell hot pot restaurant, and I would take a taxi back by myself in a while. ”
Meng Xiaotian smiled, wanted to pour the wine but found that the jar of wine was quickly drunk, but Meng Xiaotian took another jar out: "This is my daughter Hong, who has been cellared for many years, it is rare to talk so happily today, let's continue." ”
At Ouyang Bar, everyone drank one cup after another, and Lu Lingyun was happily masturbating next to him, his mouth full of oil.
They drank red and red, Lu Zijing picked up the wine glass and looked at it: "What kind of wine is this, what a strange taste!"
Ouyang Weng: "This is whiskey from the Western Regions, the taste is extremely pure, it tastes better by adding ice cubes or mixing with some drinks, but that's the way little girls drink it, we big men just want to drink pure, come, cheers!"
Mink Yu was drunk and stood up: "Cheers"
Lu Zijing stood up slowly: "Cheers!"
Li Yuankui lay on the table, motionless. Lu Lingyun poked Li Yuankui with her hand: "Are you hanging?"
Li Yuankui: "Ah, I'm fine, come... We... Then... Drink. Li Yuankui drank the wine in the quilt and immediately fell asleep.
Lu Zijing pointed at Li Yuankui and smiled: "Hey, hey, the amount of wine is really bad, Boss Ouyang, I respect you for this cup, thank you for entertaining me tonight." ”
Ouyang Weng: "Eh, what I said is outside, people have to rely on friends when they walk in the rivers and lakes." I, Ouyang Weng, am a person who loves to make friends, and if a few of you are willing to appreciate your face today, I am willing to make you a friend. ”
Mink Yu was greedy: "Yes, yes, yes, we will be good friends with my uncle in the future." Cheers!"
After everyone drank another glass of wine, Ouyang Weng smiled happily: "Since everyone is good friends, I won't hide it, I'll go and bring my best wine here for everyone to taste." With that, he ran into the storeroom, and he looked at the group and smiled evilly.
Mink Yu picked up a bunch of chicken wings and began to eat: "Well, it tastes so delicious! Sometimes I really think it's a special pleasure to open a bar and get some barbecue." ”
Lu Zijing sat drunk, looking at Mink Yu greedily: "Then how about I save money to open a bar for you in the future?" You are the boss lady, I am the boss." ”
Mink Yu was greedy: "Hey, hey, okay, then I want a big room, and then fill it with all kinds of wine." ”
Lu Lingyun whispered, "Hey, when you get drunk, you start talking nonsense." With your salary, I don't think I can praise the end of the world. ”
Lu Zijing picked up a string of grilled gluten and sniffed it: "Fragrant! Do you know why I love to eat baked gluten? Because the hot taste on its body is just like you, enthusiastic, cheerful, and full of passion." ”
Mink Yu is greedy: "Then do you know what you are? You are like this roasted leek, soft and soft, hahahaha!"
Lu Zijing: "Phew, I'm called a scholar, chic." ”
Mink Yu is greedy: "I still like bearded uncles, sexy." ”
Lu Zijing: "I'll start growing a beard tomorrow, isn't it an uncle, who hasn't been a man, it's really..."
Ouyang Weng walked over with a jar of traditionally packaged wine: "Come on, come on, try this jar of wine, this wine is quite classic." ”、
Lu Zijing: "We also have this wine over there, isn't it just my daughter red." ”
Ouyang Weng: "This is not called a daughter red, this wine is called drunk and dreaming of death!"
Everyone said in unison: "Drunk life and dream death?"
Ouyang Weng: "Not long ago, I met a person, she gave me a jar of wine, saying that it is called "drunk life and dream death", after drinking, you can make you forget anything you have done before. I wonder why there is such a wine. She said that the biggest trouble of people is that their memory is too good, and if they can forget everything, every day will be a new beginning, so how happy do you say it is. ”
Lu Zijing: "Hmph, the person who gave you this jar of wine shouldn't be our shopkeeper, right?"
Ouyang Weng: "Oh, why do you say that!"
Mink Yu was gluttonous: "Uncle, don't you know that our shopkeeper is Meng Po? Our hot pot can also make you forget the past." ”
Lu Zijing: "That's it, don't drink this wine, it's probably fake." Because the region is in charge of memory, and we are the only one who is in charge of the store. ”
Ouyang Weng: "Interesting, in fact, I also think that "drunk life and dream death" is just a joke she made with me, the more you want to know if you have forgotten, the clearer you remember." I've heard people say that when you can't have it, the only thing you can do is make yourself not forget. After speaking, Ouyang Weng tore open the wine and poured a glass for everyone.
Lu Lingyun: "Uncle, I'm a minor, I can't drink." ”
Ouyang Weng: "I'm sorry, I'm confused when I'm happy." ”
Mink Yu was greedy: "It's okay, didn't you lead the army to fight everywhere when you were alive, you must have drunk wine, and drinking a little bit is not in the way." ”
Lu Lingyun: "Okay, I'll just drink a little bit, thank you Uncle Ouyang for your hospitality tonight, your barbecue is very delicious." ”
Ouyang Weng picked up the wine and sighed: "Do you know the difference between drinking and drinking water? I've been alone for a long time, and I'd love to keep you with me. ”
Mink Yu was greedy: "Don't chill, we will be neighbors in the future, you can come to us at any time." ”
Ouyang Weng: "Ah, then I'm so moved, come, I salute everyone with this glass of wine!"
Everyone raised their cups to drink, and Ouyang Weng quietly watched them drink it all, and the bad ones laughed again.