Chapter 34: What about people
Lu Tang crawled on the table in the lobby to sleep contentedly, and placed six jars and empty wine beside him. The sun shines through the door in the hot pot restaurant, and a figure gradually appears in the sunlight, it is Meng Xiaotian, she changed out of the old clothes on her body, a pure modern dress of student spirit, she wore her hair and smiled, like a goddess. is also because Meng Xiaotian does not have the same Internet celebrity face as she is now, so she looks more beautiful.
Lu Tang slowly got up from the table, rubbed his eyes, and then looked stunned. He looked at Meng Xiaotian carefully, she actually curled her hair slightly and dyed it!
Meng Xiaotian was a little shy when he saw it, and asked with a strand of hair, "Is it good-looking?"
Lu Tang nodded hurriedly: "Okay... Pretty. ”
Meng Xiaotian stretched out her hand with a smile, Lu Tangerine grabbed Meng Xiaotian for a moment, he slowly pulled her closer to him, and a faint fragrance came to his nose. Lu Tang: "Shopkeeper, why are you dressed like this today?"
Meng Xiaotian smiled, her hand moved unconsciously, and Lu Cheng felt: "Shopkeeper, have you found all your feelings?"
Meng Xiaotian nodded, and Lu Tang happily clenched Meng Xiaotian's hands tightly: "Is it true! That's great... The shopkeeper's... No... Britney... Your hand... It's so soft. ”
Lu Tang put Meng Xiaotian's hand on his face and rubbed it comfortably: "I really want to be like this all the time." ”
Meng Xiaotian took the initiative to touch Lu Tang's face, touched it and patted it gently, Lu Tang: "I hate it, don't shoot, just touch it well." ”
Meng Xiaotian ignored Li Jia, she slapped harder and harder, until it turned into a slap.
Lu Tang woke up, and he saw Meng Xiaotian who was holding her hands and getting angry, she was still wearing her usual costume, and she looked like she owed her money.
Lu Tang hurriedly grabbed Meng Xiaotian's hand and squeezed it tightly: "Xiaotian, your sense of touch has finally recovered!"
Meng Xiaotian's eyes widened: "What do you call me!"
Lu Tang: "Why did you change into such ugly clothes again, the set just now suits you very well, it makes you dozens of times more beautiful." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "You dare to call me ugly." ”
Lu Tang: "And this hair, why did it become black and straight again, ugly and....."
Before Lu Tang finished speaking, Meng Xiaotian angrily fell over the shoulder, and then sat on Lu Tang and slapped his face continuously: "Stinky Lu Tang, I have been saying that I am ugly in my dreams, and I will kill you." ”
10 minutes later, Lu Tangerine was lying on the ground with a swollen face, looking at the sky without love. Meng Xiaotian on the side gasped, her clothes were messy, and she smoked a cigarette as if she had done it afterwards.
Lu Tang touched his face: "It turned out that it was just a dream just now, such a Lo stalk actually happened to me, and I am still a screenwriter, it's too embarrassing." ”
He stood up with a wounded face and stretched: "Shopkeeper, morning." ”
Meng Xiaotian threw away the cigarette and grabbed Lu Tang's ear: "You're a dead man, what time is it and you can't get up to work!"
Lu Tang escaped: "Wow, why are you so ugly, we drank so much wine last night, did we drink your eldest aunt?"
Meng Xiaotian: "Isn't it worth beating again?"
Lu Tang: "Just kidding, hehe." Eh, you see, a few of them must have drunk too much last night, and now they don't get up, it's too much. I'm going to tell them, shopkeeper, to dissipate your anger. ”
Meng Xiaotian looked at Lu Tang helplessly and scolded: "What kind of person." ”
Lu Tang first ran to the backyard to wash his face and comb his hair. Brushing his teeth, taking a shower, and then stinky in front of the mirror for a while, in short, it had been 30 minutes before he knocked on the door of Lu Zijing and Li Yuankui: "Get up! Lu Zizhu, Li Yuanzhu! I deliberately delayed for you for another 30 minutes, have you slept enough, get up and do business." ”
There was no response in the house, and Lu Tang knocked again: "Hurry up, hurry up, the shopkeeper is a relative today, and his temper is stinking to death, and I don't care if he will be fined." ”
Lu Tang put his hand down and found Meng Xiaotian standing beside him, he was startled and smiled: "Shopkeeper, when did you come?"
Meng Xiaotian: "It started when you just said that I have a bad temper." ”
Lu Tang: "Hehe, you won't hear everything, right?" ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Not a word, hehehe." ”
Lu Tang responded with an embarrassed smile: "Hey, hey, you're not angry, are you?"
Meng Xiaotian: "No, how can I be angry, I am a knowledgeable person." ”
I saw Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing in the room, Lu Tang pretended to break the door and flew in and hit the wall: "The shopkeeper, didn't you say that you don't want to be angry." Lu Tang pretended to be dead, reluctant to entangle, choked and saddened to death.
Meng Xiaotian clapped her hands and walked in: "Eh, don't play too much, otherwise I'll whip the corpse." ”
Lu Tang immediately stood up: "Okay." What about people?"
Lu Tang said that the two found that in Lu Zijing and Li Yuankui, the beds of the two were empty, and even the quilt had not been opened.
Meng Xiaotian: "Strange, it's not here, where did it go?"
Lu Tang: "Could it be that I drank too much, so I went to sleep on the second floor in a daze." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Impossible, I went to Mink Yuyu and Lu Lingyun's room in the morning, and it was the same as this." ”
Lu Tang: "Could it be that I slept in the toilet, I was forgotten in the toilet all day." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "You deserve it, go to the toilet and have a look, I'll clean up the lobby and open the store in a while." ”
10 minutes later, the lobby was cleaned by Meng Xiaotian, and the tables seemed to be brand new. Meng Xiaotian looked at the results of her cleaning up with satisfaction, and Lu Tang ran in in a panic: "The shopkeeper, the shopkeeper is not good, I went to the men's and women's toilets, the kitchen, and the soup room There is no trace of them, they have disappeared!"
Meng Xiaotian: "You actually went to the women's bathroom?
Lu Tang: "Ah, don't care about these details, the key is that they have all disappeared, this is a supernatural event, is it the distortion of human nature or the degradation of morality." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "It's you who are poisonous, they must have drunk too much last night and didn't come back, it's not only good for you to go to the other side now." ”
Lu Tang: "Oh, yes, I guess it's broken, this wine..."
Meng Xiaotian pushed Lu Tang out of the hell hot pot restaurant: ", why are there so many words, you have brought me all the words." ”
Lu Cheng ran to the door of the "Ouyang Bar" and kept patting, and Li Yuankui, who was sleeping on the table, stood up impatiently and opened the door: "What is the noise in the morning!"
Lu Tang took the opportunity to take a look, everyone was inside, which made Lu Tang finally relieved: "Call them up and go to work." ”
Li Yuankui: "I go to the woolen class in the morning, and I will talk about it in the evening." Li Yuankui was about to close the door, but was stopped by Lu Tang, and Lu Tang came in: "Lu Zijing, Mink Yu is greedy, Lu Lingyun is up, get up." ”
Lu Lingyun rubbed his eyes: "Who put the flies in early in the morning, buzzing." ”
Lu Tang: "Okay, okay, okay, forget me annoying, let's go wash and get to class." ”
Lu Lingyun was taken aback: "Oh no, no, I'm late, I'm going to be late." "Ran to school in a panic.
Lu Tang: "Hurry up and get it, I'll wait for you." ”
Li Yuankui: "Who are you, so nosy!"
Lu Tang: "Li Yuankui, have you drunk too much, I'll get you some sobering medicine." ”
Li Yuankui grabbed Lu Tang: "How do you know my name? Who are you!"
Lu Zijing and Mink Yu also yawned and walked over, and they put their arms around each other's shoulders: "That's it, who are you?"
Lu Tang: "Lu Zijing, Mink Yu is greedy, you guys are making a big joke." ”
Lu Zijing pointed to Lu Tang: "Now you really know our names! I guess we are not good people." ”
When Mink Yu heard this, he began to press his fists, looking like a fight: "Boy, I seem to have seen you somewhere, are you here to kick the field?"
Mink Yu was greedy for a look, Lu Zijing and her used their grappling hands respectively, one of them grabbed one of Lu Tang's arms, and quickly pressed Lu Tang on the table, Mink Yu asked greedily: "Say, who sent you!"
Lu Tang felt as if his arm was about to be removed, and hurriedly shouted: "The shopkeeper sent me." ”
Mink Yu immediately let go when he heard this: "Oh, the shopkeeper sent you, tell me, what's the matter." ”
Lu Tang: "It's open, what's the matter, the guests are coming soon." ”
Li Yuankui: "Who are you bluffing! Our Ouyang bar is open at night, which bar is open during the day, for the ghost to drink?"
Lu Tang: "You must have drunk too much, walk and follow me back to the hot pot restaurant." ”
Lu Zijing: "What kind of hot pot restaurant? Green Pan Dry Pot? Hedi Lao, Wanhe Bone King, Dream Small Hot Pot, or Chongqing Hot Pot on the street?"
Lu Tang: "What a mess, our hell hot pot restaurant." ”
Mink Yu is greedy: "Hmph, funny, I don't know who took such a boring name." Boy, you must have come to make trouble, our shopkeeper's surname is Ouyang. ”
Ouyang Weng walked out with his hands folded: "Who is this, it makes people have a headache early in the morning, could it be Master Sanzang?"
Lu Tang: "Ouyang Weng, what did you do to them?" Lu Tang wanted to rush over to question Ouyang Weng, but was grabbed and pressed on the table again by Mink Yu and Lu Zijing, Lu Tang: "No, come again." ”
Ouyang Weng: "Hahaha, it turned out to be Little Brother Lu, I've been waiting for a long time." I'm still wondering why you didn't come last night, did you see through something, and what should I do to get you here, but I can't imagine that you will be sent to the door yourself. ”
Lu Tang: "Actually, I was suspicious of you yesterday, but I didn't expect you to expose yourself so quickly." No matter what plans you're hatching, I'll always be the one at Hell Hot Pot, oh no,. Now, let me go. ”
Ouyang Weng smiled, and he took out a thin small bottle from his clothes: "What? want to go back? Eh, in fact, every ghost will go through this stage, and when they see a so-called hell hot pot restaurant, they want to know what is inside the store." I was tempted to tell him that he might have entered the store and you would find nothing special. Looking back, you may feel that this side is better. Wouldn't it be nice for me to leave them here and drink and have fun with me all day?"
Lu Tang: "Could it be a drunken brainwashing bar in that bottle?"
Ouyang Weng: "Eh, how can you understand me so well? That's right, this is the main wine sold in this bar, I just want Meng Xiaotian to know that I am the one who can control memories in hell!"