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Netizens who are watching the Spring Festival Gala can't stand up with laughter at the moment.

"Su Qitai can say it!"

"This is cross talk, it's so exciting!"

"It's good, it's so good!"

"The key is that Su Qi's cross talk is too ironic, this is indiscriminately washing the entire cross talk world in blood!"

"I think they deserve it, but they can't see the good of others, and they all say that their peers are enemies, which is really not bad at all. ”

"But when I look at this time, Professor Su's show seems to be coming to an end, right?"

"Who knows, I can watch it for a minute!"

Home.

Mom and Dad are watching TV.

Hearing the content of Su Qi's cross talk, my mother not only did not disagree, but said very relieved: "Xiao Qi's words are a little ugly, but these old things deserve it, and they should be scolded for disrespecting him!"

Dad sighed, "You know a fart, this kid is up to you, his personality is too impatient, if I want me to say that I still have to think long-term, I can't be too impulsive, you see that he is scolding now, what will he do in the future? Don't forget that this is the Spring Festival Gala, and the people of the whole country are watching it! Looking back, what kind of leader will definitely not be happy, your son can have good fruit to eat?"

Hearing my father's analysis, my mother also reacted and said in fear: "That'...... So what to do?"

"Cold salad!" Dad said angrily: "What else should I do? Since the matter has happened, then find a way to face it, and men must dare to act." ”

"Hey, you old man, what did you talk to me about before?

Looking at the old couple in front of her, Lin Xianxue came up and comforted: "Don't worry, uncle and aunt, Su Qi is a monkey, none of those bulls, ghosts, snakes and gods in the entertainment industry can suppress him." ”

When my mother heard this, her heart felt a little more relieved, and she was relieved: "It's still Xiaoxue who can speak, good boy, Su Qi can meet you, it is definitely our ancestor who has accumulated virtue." ”

"Oh, Auntie, don't say that. Lin Xianxue blushed and became shy.

Lin Shenghong on the side laughed.

Dad wiped his glasses at this time and let out a long breath, although he didn't approve of Su Qi's approach, but in his eyes, he still had an appreciation that he couldn't hide.

Good boy, you have courage!

Although impulsive, it is also a kind of young man's blood and strength.

Those old guys in the cross talk world, just wait to regret it!

……

And at the moment.

Cctv.

Su Qi's continuous irony also made the atmosphere warm to the extreme.

Yang Hao continued with the conversation at this time: "Hey, this actor's name is vulgar. ”

Su Qi patted the table: "So remember, actors must love themselves, what do we say cross talk is for?"

Yang Hao asked: "You tell me." ”

The audience also pricked up their ears to listen.

I saw Su Qi said solemnly: "It's used to ...... Educate people!"

"Bah!"

As soon as Su Qi's voice fell, there was another boo below, all of them were coaxing.

Yang Hao quipped: "Do you think it's appropriate for you to say this?"

Su Qi was very serious: "Anyway, an excellent cross talk actor, you must pay attention to the taste of the show, what does this work teach people to learn today? ”

Don't think about whether he's happy or not?

Hearing this, Yang Hao was stunned.

In a blink of an eye, I saw Su Qi fork his waist and said: "He deserves it, he loves to be happy!"

After speaking, he patted his chest again: "What is the loss of more than a billion viewers?

Yang Hao on the side rolled his eyes, "That's it, I don't know where I'm standing." ”

Offstage.

The audience burst into laughter.

Su Qi still emphasized there: "Remember, you must be elegant! He loves to listen or not, and if he doesn't listen, he won't listen! He deserves to die!"

"Phew—"

Laughter after laughter!

Yang Hao said to the audience in surprise: "You also shouted together, isn't that the job?"

When he said this, the audience laughed even more.

Su Qi continued: "Remember, you are an excellent cross talk actor and a great artist, you must take the anti-three customs as a benchmark in life and integrate it into your life?......! I hope that everyone can consciously go against the three vulgarities!"

Yang Hao wondered, "No, why is that person dirty?"

Su Qi said indignantly: "Look, walking on the street, an old lady fell, and he walked over to help people up, what a vulgar performance?"

Yang Hao hurriedly stopped: "Didn't you know that it was okay?"

Su Qi pretended to be stupid and said, "What do you mean?"

Yang Hao was angry: "What do you mean? The old lady fell down and helped her up, this is a good deed!"

Su Qi didn't believe it: "He must have pushed it down!"

"Hahahaha!"

When the audience saw Su Qi's virtue, they were full of laughter.

Yang Hao was surprised, "You mean, he pushed it down?"

Su Qi said: "Otherwise, why did he pick it up for no reason? Why didn't I go over and pick it up?"

Yang Hao was stunned by him for a moment.

Su Qi seized the opportunity, went up and pointed at his nose and shouted, "Hey!!Look, I'm asking you!"

Yang Hao was stunned for a moment, then flicked his sleeves and said, "What's the use of you asking me?!"

The audience burst into laughter!

Wave after wave of applause!

Su Qi continued to give examples: "You said that a child fell into the river and someone ran over to save him, why is this?"

Yang Hao thought for a moment, "Be a good person?"

Su Qi shook his head: "He pushed it!"

Yang Haohu was suspicious: "This is the murderer?"

Su Qi smiled: "Of course, otherwise why don't I save it." ”

Yang Hao said: "Yes, you lack virtue!"

"Poof!"

"Hahahaha!"

"These two are so funny!"

The audience burst into laughter again.

Su Qi asked again: "When a pregnant woman with a child came to the bus, no one else gave up his seat, so he stood up and gave up his seat, why?"

Yang Hao replied: "Learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds." ”

Su Qi scolded: "He's playing hooligan!"

Yang Hao frowned: "Giving up a seat to a pregnant woman is a hooligan?"

Su Qi was happy again, "Of course, he must be standing on the side to watch other pregnant women breastfeeding their children!"

"Hey!" Yang Hao patted his sleeve and said seriously: "You, you can't always use your ideas to look at things. ”

Su Qi ignored it, stiffened his neck, and said stiffly: "We anti-vulgar people are like this!"

"Phew—"

The audience at the bottom applauded again and again, and at this moment it also broke out the biggest laugh since the opening of this Spring Festival Gala!

In the background.

Those cross talk actors were all trembling with anger.

Who has nothing to push the old lady?

Who doesn't know what's wrong?

Who is playing hooligan every day?

Who sees other pregnant women breastfeeding?

Su Qi, can you still leave some virtue on your mouth?

Are you still anti-vulgar like this?

We are not against the three vulgarities, we are against you!!

At this moment, many cross talk actors couldn't sit still!

Huang Qifan was furious!

Yu Ming also scolded!

The crowd is excited!

Zhuge Qing stood up at this time and comforted: "Colleagues, don't be angry, it's already eleven fifty-five o'clock, the Spring Festival Gala is about to end, and he won't be able to jump for long!"

When everyone heard this, they breathed a sigh of relief.

"Yes, the Spring Festival Gala is coming to an end!"

"Great!"

"This big hooligan is finally stepping down!"

"What a joy!"

"When I go back, I must strongly condemn this guy!"

"Yes, he must be crushed to the bottom!"

"I want to report to the leader, I want to report him to the Quyi Association and remove him from the entertainment industry!"

"Count me in!"

"Okay, then it's decided!"

"Hahahaha!"

These cross talk actors were overjoyed when they thought that they finally didn't have to listen to Su Qi's torture anymore, and even Zeng Yiyun's face eased a lot.

Su Qi's scolding made them uncomfortable!

Now it's time for the Spring Festival Gala, see what you have to say!

Reception desk.

With Su Qi's last sentence landing, this cross talk "I want to oppose the three vulgarities" has officially ended.

Before and after, Su Qi spoke for a total of twenty minutes, which can be described as too much addiction.

"Bang bang bang!"

The audience of the variety show was full of applause, the audience of the variety show, there was no real one, all of them were arranged in advance, there were special leaders on both sides of the seats, and the director applauded when he asked him to applaud, and stopped immediately if he didn't let it.

But this time the Spring Festival Gala has been mixed up and messed up, and the audience is indeed impressed by Su Qi's cross talk, and they all like it from the bottom of their hearts, so the applause is more dense than the previous programs, like thunder, echoing in the studio hall.

Su Qi left the case, and the applause was still there.

I walked to the middle of the stage, and the applause did not stop.

Many cross talk actors were a little jealous when they heard such violent applause, but when they thought that the time for this guy's show had come, they had to be relieved.

At the same time, on stage.

Su Qi and Yang Hao walked to the front of the curtain and looked like they were about to step down.

The applause was even warmer at this time!

Everyone is sincerely bidding farewell to Su Qi.

But the next moment, the originally enthusiastic applause suddenly stopped, as if the audience had seen something incredible, and everyone stared at the stage with wide eyes.

I saw that above, Su Qi's leg in front of the curtain was retracted without warning, and then he turned around and walked back!

Everyone looked at each other and was confused!

in the lounge.

The laughter of the cross talk actors also stopped abruptly, as if someone had pinched their throats.

After half a bang, the house exploded!

Huang Qifan shouted in disbelief: "I'm grass!"

Yu Ming was also frightened: "What is he going to do?"

The other cross talk actors seemed to have thought of something, and they all gasped!

in the video room.

Liu Shuwei, the chief director staring at the screen, also stood up suddenly!

On the screen, Su Qi's figure has returned to the front of the case!

At this moment, even a fool understood what Su Qi was going to do.

He turned out to be ...... Return!!