The audience was so happy!

The old cross talk actors were all dumbfounded!

Su Qitai can say it!

This mouth is like a machine gun, a sudden burst, and they are stunned to spray their bodies completely!

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If they take the lead and run away, then they will have to let Zhuge Qingshu die!

I can only pray in my heart, Su Qi's show can end soon!

But looking at Su Qi's current rhythm, there is no end at all!

Cross talk is talking about the wonderful place!

I saw it on stage.

Su Qi coughed lightly and asked, "It's also about cross talk, how come some people have a higher grade than you?"

Yang Hao replied: "That's what people say." ”

"Not true. Su Qi waved his hand and denied: "That's people anti-vulgar!"

Yang Hao looked puzzled.

Su Qi continued: "Look at those mainstream cross talk 'round eyes'. ”

"Hmm...... Huh?" Yang Hao just took the conversation, and before he could finish speaking, he reacted, glared and said, "Are your eyes round?

Su Qi waved his hand indifferently: "Anyway, there is a circle." ”

Yang Hao didn't bother to pay attention to him: "What do you say?" ”

Su Qi worshipped: "Look at those 'round eyes', how good the cross talk is, there is an outstanding cross talk master, I don't know if you recognize it." ”

Yang Haoqi said: "What's your name?"

Su Qi suddenly held back a big breath and shouted, "Zhuge Iron Pillar!"

Zhuge Iron Pillar?

The audience was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.

In the cross talk world, there is no one else with the surname Zhuge except Zhuge Qing.

Although the older generation of Zhuge Qing's family is also cross talk actors, they have all retired, and the only active Zhuge surname in the cross talk world is himself!

The audience was amused.

"Hey, why is this Su Qi so funny!"

"Zhuge Tiezhu? Hahaha! Can you still name it like that?"

"Zhuge Qing cried and fainted in the toilet!"

"I, Ouyang Jianguo, am not convinced!"

"Professor Su is so talented!"

The applause at the bottom was thunderous!

Backstage lounge.

Compared with the audience, Zhuge Qing's face is not very good, and the other cross talk actors dare not breathe!

Looking at the entire cross talk world, there is no second one who dares to smash Zhuge Qing's head except Su Qi.

So Zhuge Qing has never been so angry, don't look at him until now, but he has hidden it in his heart, since Su Qi appeared, he can be said to have been angry in the past ten years.

If Su Qi doesn't get rid of it for a day, Zhuge Qing won't be able to relieve his anger for a day!

He had already made a plan in his heart, after today, he would use all his strength to suppress Su Qi!

As for now, because the Spring Festival Gala is a live broadcast and cannot be interrupted, even if he has a thousand means, he can only stare dryly, and listen to it here.

Su Qi's performance time, but it was not his turn to speak.

Reception desk.

Everyone laughed.

Su Qi asked, "Zhuge Tiezhu, do you recognize it?"

Yang Hao touched his nose, "Anyway, it sounds a little familiar......"

Su Qi compared: "It's the one with big eyes, who wears a uniform all day long, and combs a big back hair when he's quite old, one meter and eight big." ”

Yang Hao exclaimed: "So high?"

Su Qi snorted: "After cremation, it can hold one and a half boxes." ”

The audience burst into laughter.

Yang Hao rolled his eyes, "Who asked you about your ashes." ”

Su Qizan said: "People are serious and have good 'round eyes'. ”

Yang Hao responded: "The cross talk is good. ”

Su Qi muttered in a low voice: "I don't know if the cross talk is good or not, anyway, the eyes are quite round." ”

Yang Hao sighed, "I heard what I told you!"

Su Qi opened his mouth: "You shouldn't have heard it." ”

"Phew—"

Seeing the two of them scolding Zhuge Qing on stage as if singing, the audience suddenly laughed and turned back and forth, shouting.

Su Qi coughed twice and said, "I don't know if you have listened to his latest work?"

Yang Hao shook his head, "What work?"

Su Qidao: "It's called "New Countryside". ”

Yang Haohu doubted: "And this cross talk?"

Su Qi sighed: "Okay, it's very good, impassioned urging people to pee!"

Yang Hao was stunned: "Wait a minute?"

Su Qi praised: "Yes, look at other people's works, how many prostate patients have been cured!"

Yang Hao shouted: "Hey, what is written in this work if it has such a big effect?"

Su Qi gave a thumbs up, "Their work is so good, every time I listen to it, I can't help but chant along." ”

Yang Hao was puzzled: "Chanting?"

Su Qi shook one hand up and down, "Yes, I look at the work in the middle of the night every day...... I'm obscene poetry!"

Seeing this, Yang Hao said in horror: "What are you doing with this work?"

"Poof!"

"Hahaha!"

In the audience, several audience members laughed directly, and when they saw Su Qi's movements, several young men even showed a knowing smile.

Zhuge Qing's face turned purple, and the cross talk actors also secretly looked at him with strange eyes.

Zhuge Qing suddenly widened his eyes and shouted, "I didn't write that kind of poem!"

Everyone: "......"

If you haven't written, you haven't written, what are you anxious about, several cross talk actors shrank their necks, and they didn't dare to look directly at Zhuge Qing anymore.

Reception desk.

Su Qi explained: "I like poetry, I'm just that. ”

Yang Hao was speechless, "Come on, I can see it too, since you like this work so much, then introduce it to us." ”

Su Qimm said: "Okay, I like this song "New Countryside" very much, it is humorous and witty, it is definitely a cross talk masterpiece that has not been encountered in 5,000 years, and I still remember the wonderful passages in it." ”

Yang Hao also learned from Su Qi to take out a hand and move it up and down, and said, "Then you chant and chant for everyone." ”

Su Qi couldn't hold back a smile, "Let's all chant and chant together." ”

"Bah!"

In the audience, when the audience heard them say "chanting" again, they couldn't help but heckle along with them.

Zhuge Qing's face became even more ugly.

Su Qi admired: "I am very happy and convinced of this work, and I hope that after listening to it, everyone can also become a little 'lewd' person." ”

Yang Hao sighed.

Su Qi put on a posture, "I'm going to start groaning!"

Yang Hao took a step back and said, "I'll stay away from you." ”

"Hahahaha!"

"Phew—"

The crowd laughed wildly again, and the voices of humbling and shouting were undulating.

Su Qi looked at Yang Hao in amazement, and said angrily: "What do you mean?"

"What does it mean, you can say it, you can think it. Yang Hao accused.

Su Qi hurriedly changed the topic: "I don't want to be useless, let's mention the work itself." ”

Yang Hao: "You can ask for face." ”

Su Qi introduced: "This work is very good, take it out for auction, hundreds of thousands!"

Yang Hao said: "Then you can talk about it quickly." ”

Su Qi nodded, put his two hands into his sleeves, pulled away the posture, and said: "The cross talk masterpiece "New Countryside", it says this: Hello comrades, friends from all walks of life, please support our new countryside, we must listen to the words of the township leaders, go to bed early and get up early, do not spit, and build our countryside very well, this is really a spring breeze!"

After speaking, Su Qi praised with an intoxicated face: "Oops, it's so good!"

Yang Hao was stupid, "That's it?"

Su Qi kept laughing: "It's over! What a good cross talk, I'm laughing to death!"

Yang Hao said: "What, you are happy to be like this?"

Su Qi was still laughing, "What a good cross talk, an absolute masterpiece, if you make me think, I won't be able to think of it in a hundred years!

Yang Hao grinned: "I don't think you have heard such a good cross talk." ”

Su Qi retorted: "Isn't this funny?"

Yang Hao said honestly: "Isn't this just a slogan!"

Su Qi took a breath and looked aftertasted: "Oops, it's really killing me." ”

Yang Hao patted his head: "Okay, this is groaning again." ”

The audience laughed again.

Su Qi accused: "Don't always mention this stubble. ”

Yang Hao glared, "Who mentioned it first?"

Su Qiyi said correctly: "As an actor, you have to correct your attitude, pay attention to your conduct, don't learn from certain actors, and don't love yourself." ”

Yang Hao asked, "Why don't you love yourself?"

Su Qidao: "I didn't love myself on and off the stage, and finally fell into a hanger and was imprisoned." ”

"Hey, you're not right. Yang Hao corrected: "That word is called jail!"

Su Qi sighed: "This actor's stage name is Jiao'er. ”

"Hahahaha!"

The stage name is hanging?

As soon as Su Qi's next sentence came out, the audience couldn't laugh anymore!