Chapter 3 I want to talk about it

Lu Tang was lying on the table in the tea room, his face was full of saliva, and he woke up in a daze, and Lu Zijing beside him was holding a women's round fan to keep cooling Lu Lingyun.

Lu Tang: "Eh, why am I here?" Lu Tang scratched his head in confusion and stretched his waist, Lu Tang froze for a moment, and hurriedly picked up Lu Lingyun and wanted to run, but was stopped by Lu Zijing.

"Eh, where are you going, I say!" Lu Zijing opened his hands, and suddenly a blonde man behind him also opened his hands and slowly hugged Lu Zijing's waist.

The blonde man was affectionate, and he gently leaned him into Lu Zijing's ear: "Oh, Rousi, I finally found you." Do you remember that U-chan, I-chan?"

"Smack!" A crisp slap sounded, Lu Zijing turned over and slapped the blonde man in the face, and then kicked the man fiercely: "Take advantage of me in broad daylight, and tease the women and men of good families." ”

The blonde man pointed at Lu Zijing: "Ah, you are a man!! ah!! really, it blinded my hands, it's disgusting." ”

Lu Zijing got angry and beat him violently, then grabbed the blonde man's belt tightly, and threw him out through a series of Thomas 3,600 roundabouts, and the blonde man turned into a starlight and flew to the sky.

Lu Tang: "Don't make trouble, run, something is wrong in this store, there are spider spirits!" Lu Tang tried to take Lu Lingyun away, but was stopped by Lu Zijing again.

"Wait a minute, spider spirit? You kid's brain is poisonous again, where did you get the essence after the founding of the country? Lu Zijing glared at him disdainfully.

Lu Tang: "Why are you lying to you, in the back kitchen, Lu Lingyun and I have seen it with our own eyes." ”

Lu Zijing: "When did you and Lu Lingyun go to the back kitchen, you obviously drank tea in front of me, and fell asleep in two mouthfuls, I thought you were suffering from heat stroke, and I was scared to fan the wind to cool down." ”

"What!" Lu Tang couldn't believe it and froze in place, obviously he and Lu Lingyun entered the dark back kitchen, how could it be as Lu Zijing said.

Yusu walked out of the back kitchen and came to the door: "How many people haven't left yet? Hurry up and pack up, I'm going to close the door." ”

Lu Zijing deliberately leaned forward and bowed: "Miss Yusu, it's still early, why did you close the door early?"

Lu Tang: "This squinting look, if you are seen by Mink Yu, you will not be killed." ”

Yusu: "I'm sorry, our store doesn't entertain women's clothing bosses, please go." Yusu turned around and walked into the kitchen, disappearing into the darkness, and Lu Zijing chased after him.

Lu Zijing: "Miss Yusu, I'm not a women's clothing boss, can you listen to my explanation.... Eh....."

Lu Tang shouted: "Lu Zijing, don't go in!" Lu Zijing didn't have the heart to listen to Lu Tang's persuasion at this moment, usually when a man comes to a beautiful woman, it is easy not to be himself. In the blink of an eye, Lu Zijing had disappeared into the dark kitchen.

Lu Tang was speechless, and wanted to go in to find Lu Zijing, but he didn't dare to put down the unconscious Lu Lingyun in his hand.

Lu Tang complained dissatisfiedly: "These ancients are all brainless, right, if they don't listen to the persuasion that there is danger, won't this be a death?" Lu Tang looked at Lu Lingyun in his arms and then said: "Lu Lingyun, don't blame me, it was your grandfather who died by himself, wait for me to send you back safely and then come to save him." ”

Lu Tang turned around and was about to leave, when he heard Lu Zijing's scream from the kitchen: "Spider spirit!"

Lu Tang stopped, gritted his teeth, put Lu Lingyun on the seat, and quickly rushed into the dark kitchen.

From the first second Lu Ju stepped in, the originally gloomy kitchen was shrouded in red light, and on the wall, a huge black spider figure came into Lu Ju's eyes.

Lu Zijing was frightened, and collapsed to the ground and shouted for a while, Lu Tang hurriedly ran to pull him up, and the huge spider rushed towards the two.

Lu Zijing: "Spider spirit." ”

Lu Tang: "I see, let's go." ”

However, the spider was huge, and jumped to block the door.

Lu Tang stared at the big spider in front of him and pushed Lu Zijing to the front: "Zijing, aren't you a Taoist priest?"

Lu Zijing turned around and pushed Lu Tang to the front: "The Taoist priest is not a monster hunter, it's okay to chase ghosts, I'll leave this to you, you know a lot about modern people, and there are people who can speak well, you go on!

Lu Tang was pushed to the front by Lu Zijing again: "Didn't you inherit the Lu family's martial arts? ”

Lu Zijing pushed Lu Tang to the front again: "I should cooperate with your performance, and I will turn a blind eye." ”

The two humbled each other, pushed each other and gave each other, and as a result, they pushed directly in front of the big spider's mouth. The spider's saliva flowed down the side of the mouth and dripped on the heads of Lu Tang and Lu Zijing. They looked up in embarrassment, only to see the spider open its bloody mouth, trying to devour the two of them.

Lu Zijing and Lu Tang shouted: "Ah!"

"Hey, get up!" Lu Lingyun slapped the tea table hard, waking up Lu Zijing and Lu Tang.

Lu Tang and Lu Zijing looked around puzzled, it was still that time, it was still that tea room.

Lu Zijing: "Lingyun, are you awake?"

Lu Lingyun: "You two big men are really useless. ”

Lu Tang smiled with relief: "Lingyun, thank you." ”

Lu Lingyun was puzzled: "Thank me, why thank me?"

Lu Zijing: "Thank you for saving us, I thought I would never have the chance to see Mink Yu again." ”

Lu Lingyun was even more puzzled, and grabbed her head inexplicably: "Huh?"

Lu Tang: "Eh, tell us how you defeated that spider spirit?"

Lu Lingyun: "Spider spirit, what are you talking about, nervous." ”

Lu Tang and Lu Zijing glanced at each other, and Lu Lingyun: "You two just took a sip of tea and climbed on the table and fell asleep, dreaming." ”

Lu Tang slapped the table and shook his palm: "Impossible, obviously you fainted, and I was about to hug you to leave, when your grandfather forgot his friends and followed Miss Yusu into the kitchen, and then I went in to save him." ”

Lu Zijing hurriedly interrupted: "Bah, bah, don't talk nonsense, teach bad children." How could I be greedy for beauty, I... I'm hungry for someone in my heart. ”

Lu Lingyun also joined the quarrel bureau and asked: "Brother Lu Tang, why are you hugging me, did I hug you?"

Lu Zijing pointed to Lu Tang: "That's it, this person is too obscene." ”

Lu Lingyun turned her head to look at Lu Zijing: "Grandpa, why do you have a Yusu girl in your dream, and you follow others into the kitchen?"

Lu Tang pointed at Lu Zijing: "Eh, yes, this person is shameless." ”

Lu Lingyun: "Shut up! It's not too early, let's go back." Lu Lingyun turned around and walked out of the tea shop.

Lu Tang and Lu Zijing followed behind them in confusion, not daring to speak. After taking a few steps, Lu Ju turned around and saw Miss Yusu standing at the door of the tea shop, staring at the three of them.

Lu Zijing: "What are you looking at?"

Lu Tang: "Yusu..."Lu Tang pointed, but Yusu was gone, the tea shop was empty, and the atmosphere was weird.

"Eh, I'm exhausted. Mink Yu stretched his waist and walked to the door of the hell hot pot restaurant to look: "Shopkeeper, did you say they found Lu Qiling?"

Meng Xiaotian sat down: "How many years has Lu Qiling disappeared, and there are few records in ancient books, so it's so easy to find." ”

Li Yuankui ran out of the kitchen with a kitchen knife: "Shopkeeper, a few people are eating today, I'll prepare dishes." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "I don't think they will come back, just prepare the three of us." ”

Li Yuankui: "Eh, yes." ”

Mink Yu sat next to Meng Xiaotian and stared thoughtfully at the door.

Meng Xiaotian: "Stained, it's only been a day, you're almost Wangfuyan, so you miss him so much?"

Mink Yu greedy: "Who... Who said I miss him, I'm just bored, look outside, you see there's nothing outside, how beautiful it is. ”

Meng Xiaotian saw that Mink Yu was gluttonous: "Duducicity." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Shopkeeper, why do you say people are worried?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Why did you suddenly ask such an esoteric question?" ”

"When I was closest to him, the distance was only 0.01 cm, and after 57 hours, I fell in love with this man. ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Why is this so familiar..."

Li Yuankui was happily preparing to eat in the kitchen, he took out a can and was about to open it, but just when he wanted to open the can, his hand stopped.

Li Yuankui picked up the can and looked at it, and smiled: "I don't know when it started, there will be a day on everything in hell, the saury will expire, the meat sauce will expire, and even the plastic wrap will expire." I'm starting to wonder, is there anything else in this world that doesn't expire?"

Li Yuankui came to the backyard with the expired cans and was about to throw them away, but the moment he turned his head, he was startled by the sudden appearance of Yusu.

Li Yuankui clutched his chest and panted: "Eh, girl, can you squeak when you come in, don't think that ghosts scare ghosts can't scare ghosts, my little heart." ”

Yusu: "I'm sorry, I'm just here to pick up something, and I'll leave when I'm done." ”

Yu Su came to Li Yuankui and Lu Zijing's room and prepared to go in.

Li Yuankui: "Wait a minute! Why are your things here with us, girl, you are mistaken." ”

Yu Su didn't respond, he went directly into the house, and after a while, he walked out with Fang Tian's painting halberd.

Li Yuankui stopped outside the door: "Girl, this is not your thing, I can't let you take it." ”

Yusu: "Get out of the way." ”

Li Yuankui: "Eh, although I am in the wind and graceful in Yushu on weekdays, I really can't let you go today." Girl, this Fang Tian Painting Halberd is exclusive to my good friend, he is a descendant of the Lu family, you better not ask for trouble. ”

Yusu: "Descendants of the Lu family, jokes, you'd better get out of the way, otherwise don't blame this girl for being polite." ”

Li Yuankui was disdainful, rolled up his sleeves and showed his thick fat arms: "Look at what this is, if I go down with a fist, you may shi, don't be skinny." ”

Yusu punched Li Yuankui in the face, Li Yuankui's nose was red, and he covered his nose in pain.

Li Yuankui: "You... You're too much, don't think I don't dare to hit a woman, I'm afraid of myself when I launch a rush, I... I warn you! Hit me again. ”

Yusu gave Li Yuankui another fist, and Li Yuankui's left eye was blackened.

Li Yuankui: "It's bearable, it's unbearable! If I don't take you down tonight, I'm your grandson!"