Chapter 4: The Four Masters
Yusu and Li Yuankui confronted each other in the backyard, the cool evening breeze blowing, and Yusu's soft hair fluttering in the wind. The two stared at each other with murderous intent in their eyes.
Yu Su thought to herself: "This fat man has a steady breath and a round body, so it's not a practicing family!"
Li Yuankui thought to herself: "This woman's hair is so soft, what kind of shampoo is used, I have to ask." ”
Yu Su thought to herself: "His eyes are so focused, it can be seen that he has done a good job, no, I have to get out quickly." ”
Yu Su raised Fang Tian's painting halberd and stabbed it at Li Yuankui, Li Yuankui hurriedly flashed, pounced on it with the momentum of Mount Tai, hugged Yu Su tightly, and shouted desperately: "Come on, catch the thief! Come on!"
Yusu looked at Li Yuankui with disgust, and found that she was completely overthinking, trying to lift Li Yuankui away with her feet.
But Li Yuankui is fat and heavy, plus he hugged him so tightly, not to mention such a slender woman, even if she just died and came to the underworld to report, but the sturdy cow may not be able to break free.
Li Yuankui knelt down and hugged Yusu tightly, Yusu was in a hurry, and hurriedly took out a packet of pink powder from his arms and blew it on Li Yuankui's face in one go.
Li Yuankui coughed a few times, let go of his hand and patted himself: "Girl, you use perfume as a secret weapon like this, there is a mine in the house." ”
At this time, a huge black shadow slowly approached from behind Li Yuankui, and Li Yuankui looked back to see that a huge patterned spider was standing behind Li Yuankui with its teeth and claws.
Li Yuankui looked at the king-sized spider in front of him blankly, and shouted into the room: "Shopkeeper, shopkeeper!"
Meng Xiaotian walked to the backyard when she heard the sound and covered her nose: "What's it, so fragrant?"
Li Yuankui ran to Meng Xiaotian's side and pointed at the big spider, Meng Xiaotian was startled, looked at the big spider blankly, beat Li Yuankui's arm angrily, and said while beating: "Let you usually pay attention to cleaning the kitchen, but you raised a big spider for me, you are too unhygienic!"
Li Yuankui: "Shopkeeper, don't fight, I didn't raise this product." I want to ask if you raised it?"
Meng Xiaotian: "How could it be that I raised it, do I look like someone with such a special fetish?"
The king-size spider annoyed the two of them, and opened its bloody mouth and pounced on the two.
Meng Xiaotian hid behind Li Yuankui, and the two closed their eyes nervously and shouted.
"Ahh
"Shut up, have you howled enough?" said Mink's greedy voice.
Li Yuankui and Meng Xiaotian cautiously opened their eyes and found that the king-size spider was gone, and in addition to the three of them in the backyard, there was still Yusu lying on the ground.
Mink Yu gluttonously blocked his nostrils with paper, and looked at his right palm proudly: "One palm will fall, it's done, hehe." ”
Li Yuankui: "Mink Yu is greedy, you can get the spider by yourself?"
Mink Yu was greedy: "What kind of spider, this woman has given you psychedelic powder, eh, who is she?"
Li Yuankui looked at the unconscious Yusu, thought for a moment and pointed at her: "Thief!"
Yusu woke up and found that she was tied up with a rope, and she was in a utility room, with Meng Xiaotian, Mink Yuyu, and Li Yuankui sharpening knives in front of her.
Yusu: "What are you going to do?"
Meng Xiaotian: "This girl, we have never met, why did you steal Fang Tian's halberd?"
Yusu: "This is not your thing, it belongs to our young lady." ”
Meng Xiaotian: "Miss, do you mean Lu Lingyun?"
Yusu: "I don't know, my young lady is the inheritor of this Fang Tian painting halberd, if it wasn't for the Fang Tian painting halberd being taken away by a traitor, the young lady would not have been wandering in the world, and finally died in obscurity." ”
Mink Yu greedy: "Your young lady... Could it be that he is a descendant of the Lu family?"
Yusu: "It's good that you know, don't let me go quickly, if I can't go back on time, someone will come to trouble you soon, aren't you afraid?"
Meng Xiaotian: "Girl, I think there must be a misunderstanding here." ”
"Shopkeeper, we're back!" Lu Zijing shouted happily, interrupting Meng Xiaotian and Yu Su's conversation.
Mink Yu was greedy when he heard Lu Zijing's voice, happily opened the door and ran out.
Lu Zijing looked at the mink Yu gluttony who was rushing from the backyard, his face was full of happiness, and he ran up with open hands and hugged Mink Yuyu: "Oh! gluttony!"
Mink Yu rushed into Lu Zijing's arms, hugged him tightly, and the two of them spun around again and again: "Oh! Zijing." ”
Lu Zijing: "Without you, I am like the sun without clouds." ”
Mink Yu greedy: "Without you, I'm like the moon at night." ”
Li Yuankui followed, his scalp was numb when he listened, goosebumps all over his body, and he trembled.
Meng Xiaotian also trotted out happily, and slowly walked in front of Lu Tang, who smiled slightly.
Meng Xiaotian: "I'm back!"
Lu Tang: "Well, I'm back. ”
Meng Xiaotian lowered her head and put her hands behind her back: "Oh, it's good to come back, Xin... Great work. ”
Lu Tang walked over, hugged Meng Xiaotian tightly in his arms, and whispered in his ear: "It's not hard, I just miss you very much." ”
A pair of hugging and hugging here, and a pair of you and me over there, Li Yuankui stood in the middle awkwardly, looked at the kitchen knife in his hand, and wanted to hug it. Until Lu Lingyun came in, Li Yuankui happily ran over and opened his arms: "I'm back!"
Lu Lingyun walked away indifferently: "Hmm." ”
Li Yuankui was embarrassed, he ran to Lu Lingyun again and stretched out his arms: "It's hard!"
Lu Lingyun still walked away indifferently: "It's not hard." ”
Li Yuankui ran to Lu Lingyun again and stretched out his arms: "Let me give you a warm hug." ”
Lu Lingyun: "I'm not in the mood." Lu Lingyun sat down and drank water sullenly.
Li Yuankui: "What's the matter, I didn't find it! I thought something was wrong, it doesn't matter, you don't have martial arts to learn cooking from me." ”
Lu Lingyun: "I'm a dignified young general, I went to cook food, how embarrassing it is, I won't go." ”
Li Yuankui: "Hey! What's the matter! Let me ask you, do you usually eat?"
Lu Lingyun nodded.
Li Yuankui: "That's not it, whether people are alive or dead, they have to eat, cooking is no different from marching and fighting, how to put salt, when to put it, the whole battle situation is frying, frying, boiling, marinating, choking, burning, stir-frying, stewing, mixing, that is all particular." ”
The more Li Yuankui spoke, the more he felt, and a bright golden light emitted in Lu Lingyun's eyes.
Li Yuankui: "Actually, I prefer to call myself an artist. ”
Lu Lingyun: "Then you teach me to cook!"
Li Yuankui: "Do you want to learn? It's late, who made you so indifferent to me just now." ”
Li Yuankui walked to the backyard, and Lu Lingyun hurriedly chased after him: "Eh, don't go, wait for me." ”
The next morning, Lu Lingyun wore a battle robe and walked into the kitchen in a chic manner: "Where is General Ben's speculation?"
Li Yuankui was expressionless, and threw a basket of potatoes over: "Peel the skin." With that, he walked out.
Lu Lingyun pursed her lips unconvinced, picked up a potato, and picked up a knife to try to peel the skin, but it was either too thin or too thick. Lu Lingyun gritted her teeth, threw the potatoes into the frame, and walked out.
Soon Lu Lingyun took off his battle robe, changed into light clothes, and stood in the backyard with an iron sword in his hand.
I saw her use the iron sword to pry the frame hard, the potatoes flew up all over the sky, Lu Lingyun skillfully and quickly swung the iron sword in the air, and peeled fries fell into the frame one after another.
Lu Lingyun proudly threw the frame to Li Yuankui, Li Yuankui was stunned, looked at it several times and pointed and asked, "What the hell is this?"
Lu Lingyun: "French fries." ”
Li Yuankui: "French fries!? How can I cook French fries?"
Lu Lingyun: "Just fry it, like fast food." ”
Li Yuankui suddenly became anxious: "Can fast food be compared to us? They don't need a cook at all, you are an insult to our traditional food world!"
Lu Lingyun: "Isn't it just a potato, as for it?" Lu Lingyun walked away with his sword.
Four mysterious men dressed in white walked into the hot pot restaurant, and Lu Tang hurriedly went up to greet him: "Welcome, have the four guest officers made an appointment?"
A man in white with a mustache walked out: "We're here to find someone!"
Lu Tang: "Find... Looking for someone?
A man in white wearing sunglasses walked out: "Yusu!"
Lu Tang: "Yusu, why is this name so familiar?" ”
"I know, I know, I know!" Lu Zijing ran over from the corner excitedly: "It's the beautiful proprietress of the teahouse we met yesterday." ”
Lu Tang: "Your ears are too smart, look at you idiot, aren't you afraid that Mink Yu will be jealous and take care of you?"
Lu Zijing: "Cut, I respect her, brothers, is the boss of Yusu good?"
A long-haired white-clothed man with a sword and a graceful demeanor walked out and looked at Lu Tang: "We should ask you this." ”
Lu Tang: "Ask me, how do I know?" ”
"What are you doing with so much nonsense! Just do it!" A man in white with a cloak slapped his arm on the table, but unfortunately he didn't pay attention, his hand slapped the hot pot on the table, and the soup broke all over him, and the man with the cloak ran out of the hot pot restaurant with a howl.
The guests looked out the door.
Lu Tang scratched his head in confusion, and Lu Lingyun aimed his iron sword at the three of them: "There is no one you are looking for here, let's go." If you want to stir things up, this girl will not show mercy. ”
The man in white with a mustache clasped his hands and laughed: "Hahaha, just because you are a little girl who wants to do something with us! Okay, I'll let you see the power of a sharp finger today!"
Lu Tang: "Sharp finger! You are Lu Xiaofeng!"
The man in white with a beard: "Wrong, I'm a more powerful person than him, my name is Lu Qiaofeng!"
Lu Lingyun: "Okay, I'll teach you a sharp finger and look at the sword!"
Lu Lingyun stabbed with a sword, only to see Lu Qiaofeng stretch out his hand and take it!
The sword pierced through the palm of the hand, and only a mosaic-beaten middle finger was left standing up!
Lu Qiaofeng screamed in pain, covered his hands and ran out of the hot pot restaurant.
"It's really unreasonable, just let me be a merry blind man, Hua and Lou will teach you a lesson, see the trick!" Hua and Lou quickly ran towards Lu Lingyun, Lu Lingyun stood motionless, only to see Hua and Lou running quickly, passing by himself, and directly hitting the wall behind Lu Lingyun.
Lu Tang: "If you're blind, don't learn from others to run so fast, you'll fall to your death, uncle!"
Only the long-haired man in white with a sword and graceful demeanor was left on the field: "I didn't expect you guys to be so strong! ”
Lu Tang: "Your Excellency?"
The personable long-haired man in white raised his sword: "This sword is an overseas cold sword elite, with hair and broken hair, the blade of the sword is 3 feet 3, and the net weight is 6 catties and 4 taels." ”
Lu Tang: "Oh! Ye Gucheng!"
"Wrong! It's Ye Ducheng. Ye Ducheng said righteously.
Lu Tang's face was numb: "Hehe, bye-bye!"