Red Meng Author's Brain Pumping Meeting (2)

At this time, the orange lady was very angry, she was so embarrassed, she was even watched by everyone like an adult!

Blame Shu millet can endure!

Orange Lady can't bear it!

Although it is said that our family is originally a foreign mother.

At this time, the orange lady shouted angrily! Everyone was frightened by the majesty of the orange lady and stood on the spot!

Then the orange lady threw her last festival to the head of the room with a fierce tiger pounce.

"Please let it go, we can warm the bed, cook, wash clothes, and play with vibrators!

The orange lady knelt on the ground, delicately wiping her tears.

Of course...... None of the above is possible.

Suddenly, the orange lady suddenly jumped up, took out a staff embedded with oranges out of thin air, waved it, and said, "Giant oranges from another dimension, come here!"

Boom Boom!!!

As the sound sounded, a huge crack appeared in the sky, and countless oranges three times the size of an adult continued to fall from the sky

"Hum Hum Hum ~"

Pointing the orange staff in his hand to the sky, the orange lady smiled and said, "Mystery and righteousness!

At the beginning, the oranges fell all over the sky, hitting the head of the roommate.

And those who have been broken by the head of the room are directly silent......

When the orange rain stopped, there was a loud noise in the sky, and it seemed that there was something wrong with the orange lady's spell.

A big hole cracked in the sky and a giant orange fell!!

"Whew~!"

The orange lady hid under a tree with her head in her hands, shivering

"It's not over yet!"

Dodging the giant orange that smashed at him, looking at the people who were smashed by the orange, the orange lady waved the orange staff and said lightly, "The Allied Teleportation Array - Activated"

"Come out! My comrade-in-arms, the mushroom-mushroom lady teleported!"

With the words of the orange lady, a mushroom girl with a huge mushroom on her head appeared in front of everyone

"Go ahead. ”

Looking at the mushroom girl who was at a loss for what to do, the orange lady said with a full momentum, "My demon, let them see how powerful you are!"

Pointing to everyone, Orange Lady instructed Mushroom Niang, "Use mushroom spores!"

"Dead orange, do you want to live or do you want to die? Ask Lao Tzu to come out to pay back the money or give chastity!?" After the mushroom girl finished speaking, she took a men's cigarette in her hand and took a puff slowly.

"Brother Mushroom~, they bullied me?!Their chastity was almost taken away by them~!~" The orange lady was soft and coquettish, as if she would cry in the next second.

Hearing this, the mushroom girl's previous cold eyes immediately turned into a naked killing intent, and she looked at the head of the room and the others on the side!

"The chastity that Lao Tzu didn't get was almost obtained by your group of inferior Avanti?!What kind of grudge?!" The mushroom girl stared at the head of the room with murderous intent in her eyes.

Then he waved his hand~

"Summon-my friend--Celtic mythology--Apollonias-don't move!It's you! Go on! Don't move!" said the mushroom girl, taking a puff of tobacco, spitting it out softly.

"Dead bacteria, the mourning family just slept for a while, and you dare to say bad things about the apparent personality of the mourning family?" Suddenly, the eyes of the orange lady who was about to cry just now suddenly became cold, making the proud fungus suddenly stiffen.

"Woe, woe, big orange, my lord. Looking at the orange lady in front of her, the fungus involuntarily left a cold sweat.

"Humph!" glared at the fungus.

Orange Lady waved her hand and said, "Hurry up and get rid of them, or I'll let you experience what it's like for Lori to become Shota!"

"Humph!"

Looking at the mushroom girl who didn't dare to breathe in the atmosphere, Woe Tangerine, frowned and said, "A girl, you have to learn how to talk to boys, learn to smoke boys, and she doesn't look like a girl at all!

"Yes, Lord Tachibana. The mushroom girl replied tremblingly

Everyone stared at the orange lady opposite, is this still an orange.

A magic array was formed, and a figure with anger rushed towards the mushroom girl.

"You are spicy and unbroken, I am not Celtic, I am from the Creation of the Holy Family, why don't you understand?! Although you can read it casually, but you have to read it right! You are too presumptuous, eat my infinite fist" Apollonias angrily summoned the robot angel of the demon change

, in the direction of the orange lady is a burst of shooting.

At this time, a fat line floated down from the sky and landed on the face of the orange lady.

The moment when the face was covered by blue and white fat, the majesty (jie) Yan (cao) full (jin) full (shi)

However, the mushroom girl thinks about it carefully, for Mao, we want to listen to this old woman?

As a result, the mushroom girl directly ripped off the mushroom on her head and slammed it to the ground!

"What kind of grudge!?Woe orange can't be so a**, hey!?Daddy, this is!" The mushroom was smashed out of some kind of white liquid.

At this time, the mushroom girl looked at Apollonias on the side and handed him a cigarette.

"Come here, don't move, let's smoke and look at the scenery, don't pay attention to this group of cute little!"

"Yes, it's so good to break what you said, I suddenly feel like my father at this time!" took the man's cigarette and complimented him hypocritically.

"Damn, Lao Tzu is only fifteen years old, hey!How did you create your billion-year-old weird Shu millet!?" Then the two looked at the clouds in the sky together, and lay on the grass to rest leisurely

At this moment, a man in a black suit, a white shirt without a tie, but an open one, with a Mickey Mouse's black ears on top and a bent cigarette between the two fingers of his right hand, came out of the corner, and he took the cigarette out of his mouth

Come, highlighted a smoke ring said.

"Woe orange, mushroom girl, let him do whatever she wants, who said Lori can't smoke. ”

The man slowly walked up to the mushroom girl who was kneeling on the ground crying, squatted down, put his hand on the mushroom girl's head, and made a smile that he thought was very sunny.

"Shu Xiao, I'm used to this tune. Then he handed the cigarette in his hand again.

"Smoke if you want. ”

At this moment, everyone is not paying attention, a mysterious person is watching this fight, yes, it is the legendary dragonfly is not, Apollonias.

When everyone looked at the sky peacefully, a mutation was born.

In the sky above the world, a guy in a black cloak is depicting an inexplicable six-pointed star array, and the strange thing is that no one can see him.

I am fat, and my name is second!

Stealing never fails.

Wander on the balcony of a young girl!

Indulge in the ocean of fat!

As I wish,

Infinite Fat Times!

Kiss!

The sky of Gensokyo began to be cloudy, and various types of fat began to fall from the sky.

"Humph!"

Looking at the surrounding Bai, Marisa and others, the Misfortune Tachibana said proudly, "The Mourning family is the king of nature, except for Yuka-sama and Yakumo Purple, no one can be the opponent of the Mourning family, even if it is in the face of the Evil Spirit Dream Mourning Family, they have the power to fight, not to mention these miscellaneous pieces!"

A mysterious voice sounded in the orange lady's head, "Sign a contract with us to become a magical girl...... (silently crossed out)**Mask!'

"Uncle Moe is with you, Uncle will give you strength, come, put your hand in Uncle's pants. "A lewd rat appeared in front of Orange Lady.

The man with Mickey Mouse's ears put his hand holding the cigarette on the shoulder of the mushroom girl and said.

"Stay put!"

Looking at the fat time slowly floating in front of her, Misfortune slapped her open, "If it was a cousin, she might agree, but it's a pity, in this world, the only person who can make me willing to admire and serve forever is our natural king, Lord Yuxiang!"

"Ahhh

But it seems that someone's sister is here and says, "Another cute girl came over."

"Lotus Mother Truth"

Truth curled his face and pointed to the sky, where a huge stone was falling at the speed of light.

"How can you dare to bully my sister, Son of God?"

"Miko?"

The man with Mickey Mouse's ears snuffed out the cigarette in his hand, stomped on the ground fiercely, and the whole person rushed up!

Just listen to him say it in the air.

"As long as I block you, the Lori on the ground will be in my mouse's bag!Ahaha!"

With a wave of his hand, a mysterious light flashed, and the stones in the sky disappeared without a trace, and two figures fell from the sky with a scream.

At this moment, the electronic synthesized sound sounded in the ears of the orange lady again.

"System Prompt: You have successfully passed the test of the Fat Second God, and you have obtained the job hidden professional Fat Stalker's career information system prompt: Due to unknown reasons, your job transfer failedSystem prompt: You have worked SSS-level hidden professional fat card secret"

Orange Lady shook her head, ignoring the voice.

"What an annoying bunch of smashing!"

Looking at the people rushing over, Misfortune summoned the mushroom girl in front of him with a summoning array, "Mushroom Niang, kill them, we have to go back to the Dream Pavilion." ”

When the mouse saw the mushroom girl who stopped him in front of him, he stopped, kept stepping on the moon step in the air, and lightly took out a cigarette from his chest pocket and lit it for himself, and said melancholy.

"Mushroom girl, are you really going to stop me, have you forgotten the happy times you and I used to have in Neon. ”

"Come on, let's go back to the arms of Uncle Mouse. ”

The mouse said with a warm smile.

"Back to your sister, I'm going to talk to you about the three black histories of the moon!"

What a hassle!

Turning the orange staff in his hand into a sickle inlaid with oranges, the orange said lightly, "Mushroom Niang, get rid of that annoying mouse, smash the rest, and the mourning family will do it personally!"

When the mouse heard the ruthless words of the mushroom girl, he grabbed the clothes on his chest with his hand, and with the other hand, he gently flicked the cigarette that had not burned out to the ground, and said pretending to be sad.

"I thought you forgot Uncle Mouse, I didn't forget, but I just had a new love?"

The mouse let go of the clothes he had been holding onto, carefully straightened his suit, and then said.

"Call him out, I'm going to do a duel with him between Shu Huang to decide where you belong to Mushroom Niang!"

The mouse's eyes burned with the flames of war, and he said coldly.

"Come out, two!"

"It's really tiring, you guys play with me, go to the river of time to see you tear up," after saying that, he didn't move, tore open the space and disappeared into the gap

"Look, mushroom girl, this is the person you value now, coward!"

The mouse said disdainfully as he looked at the disappearing figure that did not move.

The Phantom of the Orange appeared behind the mouse, the scythe in his hand fluttering like a butterfly, and the mouse clutched his chest and collapsed......

Why would I lose

"I'm not reconciled!"

The mouse clutched his chest and roared loudly, but he glanced at the mushroom girl in front of him again, turned back to the orange and said.

"It seems that you are the most suitable person for her, I will leave it to you in the future, even for my sake, remember, her G-spot is in" But the mouse didn't finish speaking, and closed his eyes forever

Seeing that everyone was fighting hotly, Demon Yue, who was watching from the sidelines, casually showed a black cloak, wrapped it around her body, and shouted: 'Let go of the mouse and let me come, orange lady, return me to black and thick!'

"What a stupid man. In the future, if there is a chance to go to Shikieihime's place to resurrect him. ”

casually buried the body of the mouse, and the orange rubbed his head and said, "I'm sleepy again, the girl who was turned into a cousin to help her hasn't solved it yet...... Forget it, anyway, the effect will disappear in three days, and at most it will become a jitter. As he spoke, the orange fell to the ground, and the orange's sickle changed

Returning to the Orange Staff, only Jubai and Marisa were left to look at everything in a daze

"Why do humans hurt each other, why do humans provoke wars" Bi Na Jubai looked at all this, his eyes slowly turned blood-red, and Marisa next to him was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat.

"You're okay with Shiro," Marisa swallowed and patted her hand on the shoulder of the white in a dead manner.

"Haha!!!Why are humans so unbearable" A blood-red strange sword appeared in the hand of the man, the sword had no form, but it kept spinning.

"So, in my name, summon the god of pure white loli and throw this group of scum into the dimensional crack for me"

The sky was full of feathers fluttering, and a sacred and elegant Lori slowly descended from the sky, and Lori slowly spoke

"I condemn you, you who have sinned."

"Don't think!"

At this time, the orange lady woke up, and when she saw the situation in front of her, she immediately understood

"In the name of my orange lady, I will never let you succeed!!!!!

"O O Orange of the Dimension !!! the Ultimate Orange Technique, Descend Here!!!"

Huge and strange oranges appeared in the air, and a huge coercion enveloped everyone's heart.

"This ...... This is the ......" The pure white Lori God looked at the huge orange, and his face was extremely gloomy.

"When Pangu opened the world, was it the god of oranges who obtained the essence of Pangu and was able to cultivate and become holy?"