Red Meng Author's Brain Extraction (3)
"Yes, this is the mother of oranges, Xiao Ming" A figure slowly appeared in front of everyone.
"Ahh
The moment he saw the Taoist chief appear, the room chief's restless heart suddenly calmed down.
Grievances, fears, excitement...... After being entangled in the head of the room for a long time, it turned into a sentence:
"It's good you're alive......"
"I can still laugh now, I'm really convinced of you"
Looking at Lori in the sky, Hui Yi Jinyue waved the orange staff and said, "Dimensional orange!
"Oranges, sweet and sour. The leaves on the head resemble rabbit ears. Hobbies are wearing nude aprons. When the clothes are peeled off, the body is wrapped in a white ribbon. The effect is to quench thirst, and the stomach moistens the lungs, the medicinal value is very high, her coat is the raw material of tangerine peel, the production period is 10~11 per year
A woman with glowing eyes walked over and pushed the glasses on her nose.
"There is also a proportion of the edible part of the body is %76, which is rich in various nutrients and has a lot of juice. Each 100g contains 176kj of energy, 88.2g of water, 0.8g of protein, 0.4g of fat, 1.4g of dietary fiber, 8.9g of carbohydrates, 16605g of carotene and retinol equivalent
2775g, thiamine 0.05mg, riboflavin 0.04mg, nicotinic acid 0.2mg; vitamin C 19mg, vitamin E 0.45mg; Potassium 177mg, sodium 1.3mg, calcium 19mg, magnesium 16mg, iron 0.2mg, manganese 0.05mg, zinc 0.1mg, copper 0.07mg, phosphorus 18mg, selenium 0.455g. ”
The woman said with a wicked smile on her face: "That is, you can eat it by removing your head and clothes"
"It's not that easy to eat me."
Wielding the orange staff, Jinyue once again launched the magic circle, "Allied Teleportation Array, Village Chief Teleport!"
But it seems that something went wrong with the spell, and a person with a lot of resentment appeared in front of Orange Lady.
"Vita, why are you?" said Tachibana, a wave of fear on Tachibana's face at Vita's arrival.
"Let's resurrect my little mouse first" Weta pushed her eyes and walked to the mouse's grave, her hand stretched out, and a flash of light flickered.
A hand came out of the dirt and looked at the mud-stained suit as a mouse!
I saw that after the mouse came out, he broke the teleportation array of the orange with a wave of his hand, and lit a cigarette before saying.
"After getting the power of my master's love, I am unstoppable"
Then he silently stood behind his master Vita.
"I'm not a bana, I don't want to fight Vita."
Thinking so, the orange lady pulled up the mushroom lady and waved the staff and said, "Void orange teleportation array, activate!"
"Destination! Yuka-sama's Dream Hall!"
In an instant, the orange lady and the mushroom lady returned to the front of the wind and fragrance that was enjoying the flowers in the sun flower field.
The people left behind were at a loss.
Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on, than that Jubai roared in his heart.
"Ahh
"However, I don't know what kind of expression Kazami Yuka will have" Everyone shuddered after remembering a picture in their minds, ropes, mouth plugs, etc.
"You can't let them run away like this, master, wait a minute, I'll open the teleportation array!"
The rat stepped forward from behind Vita, spread his arms, and shouted loudly. "Let's open it!Uncle Moe's Teleportation Array of Love!Target!Dream Pavilion!"
Between them, a huge green circle appeared at the feet of the mouse and the Vita, a green light, and the two of them had arrived at the Dream Pavilion. "Oh no, it consumes too much energy to maintain a human form. “
The mouse instantly turned into a guinea pig and burrowed through Vita's neckline
"Then you guys go too!hehe, the show is on," Yakumo said with a smile.
Everyone was taken directly to the Dream Pavilion by the gap, and there was a sound of leather whips and ** in the Dream Pavilion, which made everyone red-faced.
"Uh-huh. ”
What appeared in front of everyone's eyes was the orange girl who was tied into a tortoiseshell by Kazami Yuka with a cowhide rope, stuffed with a mouth ball, and held in her hand by Kazami Yuka.
Then someone found Vita, hiding in a corner, huddled in a ball with his hands over his ears.
"That's not going to work!
Vita couldn't help but blush when he saw the scene in front of him, and commanded the mouse to rush forward, and in the middle of it, the mouse bit the rope trapped on the evil orange, and his teeth were still grinding.
But Kazami Yuka saw this scene and couldn't help but say angrily.
"That handsome, chic, cute, and delicate little mouse who can't put it down!
The rat was slapped and flew to Vita's feet, and the last thing it saw with its back in the sky was
"Oh Bear"
"Hey, you're here to deal with this mushroom under me! I'm going to change her back like this," Bi Bai pointed to the orange lady with some annoyance.
"Yes, we're here to solve the mushroom of Shiro!" Junbai poked the mushroom under Bai with his hand.
"Ah~"
Than the name of the white face and red ears, "Don't touch it"
Bite!
"Well, yes, chicken-flavored. ”
"It's an anomaly," Hakuri Reimu said suddenly, solemnly.
"Uh-huh, uh-huh. ”
Listening to Bai's words, Orange Lady wanted to speak, but she was not only tied up by the owner, but also stuffed in her mouth by the owner, and could only make a muffled sound.
"Bai, what's wrong with you" Ju Tianzi looked at Ju Bai who was bleeding from his lower body with a nervous face, and saw that there was still half a mushroom in Chunbai's mouth.
"I'm so excited," said Ju Bai, who suddenly blushed on his face.
But that's when a mutation popped up.
"Whoaa
"Hey, Frankie, where did you get this bombardment!"
"Well, here it is, Sister Robin, what are those kids playing!"
"Hehe, it seems that I've come to another dimension!"
"Yo Roar Roar, Miss, can you ** show me?"
"Woman, real woman, whoa, whoa, whoa!"
"It's over, there's no going back!Usopp!!"
“Zzz~~”
"Ah, that's Uncle Barn's father!" the mouse smiled at the sudden appearance of the crowd.
"Who is it, you're going to beat him up like this?" Luffy whispered, holding down the straw hat on his head.
"The little guy is not very old, and his tone is not small~ He actually said that he was going to fly people~" put the orange lady who couldn't move on the bed. Kazami Yuka picked up the parasol and smiled, "That mouse was injured by me~Do you want to avenge him~?"
“Zzz~”
"Po"
"Zolon, you're awake!"
"Ah, Luffy, are there any strong ones? My three knives are *** unbearable!"
"Oh, that woman is my prey!"
"Huh~~ Although my knighthood does not allow me to hit women, but you hurt my friend, I can still block your weapon!"
"What! How is this?!Hehe, let's go together!"
"Hehehe~"
Looking at Luffy and Zoro who rushed over (Sanji was directly ignored), Kazami Yuka smiled and said, "Really, it's a two-on-one to deal with a girl like me." ”
"But...... Only the weak would choose to do this!!" In an instant, killing intent appeared in Yuxiang's eyes!
"Boom !!!"
With just one punch, Kazami Yuka blasted Luffy forty or fifty meters away.
"Don't be anxious, this little brother. ”
Looking at the vigilant Zolon, Kazami Yuka smiled and said, "I'll find a half-spirit swordsman of the second sword stream to accompany you to compare the number of swords~"
"Ahh
"Demon Wind Feet!"
"Lion Song!"
"Third gear! Giant Spear!!"
"Hehe~\"
Looking at the three people in front of him, Kazami Yuka smiled and said, "Youmeng, that swordsman is handed over to you~"
"Yes, leave it to the next one!"
"Slash in the present world!"
"As for your only ant-like attacks......
Looking at Luffy and Sanji who rushed up, Yuka said coldly, "Flower Talisman [Gensokyo no Flower Bloom] !!!"
At this moment, a huge gap suddenly appeared in the void, and out of it came a person wearing an onmyoji costume, but the person's eyes were white without eyes
"Are you the legendary administrator of the anime space order, Hinata Blue Bird?"
The mouse fell to the ground and saw the person coming out of the void and said.
Hinata Bluebird glanced at the mouse, nodded, and then turned his gaze to Kazami Yuka.
"Dare to bully my father, the eldest of the room, the baby girl, the friend of the main character of the magic pen! You are so impatient!
The Hinata Bluebird roared loudly, and the void crack suddenly became larger, and a giant came out of it
The people who fell on the spot and vomited blood had already stood up, as if they had fallen into a demon, and sang together.
A new storm has emerged
How can it be stopped
Do your best to travel through time and space
I will come to you
Smile at danger
A dream come true is not far away
Muster up the courage to move forward firmly
Miracles are bound to happen
It's like the sun piercing through the night
Dawn crept across the horizon
Whose voice shuttles through the reincarnation
The road ahead is underfoot
Don't be sad, don't be afraid
Looking forward to tomorrow with confidence
System prompt: Aoko has a miscarriage
System Prompt: Marisa falls to the ground
System prompt: The head of the room is angry
System Prompt: Miko is online
System Prompt: Pure White is pounced
System Prompt: Warning! All killed
"It's really a big thing~~"
Looking at the more than forty-meter-tall giant in front of him, Kazami Yuka smiled unhurriedly and said, "Just a few days ago, Tangerine brought back a big guy from somewhere else, let's take you to try its performance, and by the way, try the robot sent by Hecheng a few days ago!"
"Come out, the first machine, the scarlet rule!"
With the sound of Yuxiang, a void crack suddenly appeared, and two huge figures appeared from it, glaring at the giant viciously............
"Ignore the majesty of my father's lordship!This is what you forced me!Golden armor warrior!Come out!Use dynamic light waves with Ultraman!!"
"Golden Armor Warrior~~~"
Looking at the figure in front of her, Yuka still smiled, "Then let them play with you~"
"Come out!
As soon as the words fell, five girls jumped out and blocked the way of the golden-armored warriors.
System prompt: All members vomited blood and died
Hmph, the road is one foot high, and the magic is one foot high!
"Crayon Shin-chan!
In an instant, more than a dozen Xiaoxin appeared, all of which were glued to the five girls, rubbing non-stop!
"Those children over there, I'm going to arrest you for molesting girls. ”
More than a dozen hands of handcuffs handcuffed the crayons, and the person who came was our great black cat sheriff!!!!!
Sheriff Black Cat just appeared, and before he could take out the handcuffs, he was knocked down by a black gun!
"You!"
The black cat sheriff fell down with a look of unwillingness
And out of the darkness came a mouse, it was the 'one ear' who had one of his ears knocked out by the black cat sheriff
"Hehe, I just said, this shot, I will return it sooner or later!"
As he spoke, the rat who was lying on the ground next to him stretched out a thumbs up, and the rat smiled at him.
"Phew!"
Another shot, one ear was shot through the heart collar bento.
"Humph!"
A white cat came out of the woods, and it was none other than the black cat sheriff who stopped the white cat.
"Lewd girl, shoot. ”
After saying that, the white cat killed all the crayon newcomers
At this time, the head of the room and the head of the road walked out, and the two looked at each other affectionately.
Director: Your enthusiasm is like a fire that burns the entire desert.
Michigan: You smell of his perfume.
Director: It's all Xiao Ming's back pot
All:
However, just when the head of the room and the head of the road wanted to take the next move, a figure as strong as a soldier appeared between the head of the room and the head of the road!
forcibly separated the two.
Standing between the two, the faint chuckle of the man in the middle spread in the puzzled eyes of everyone.
"Director, you bastard! Keep saying that you have to wait for me! Wait until I raise enough money for sex reassignment surgery! Then go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate together! But!"
There was no trace of laughter in the faint laughter, just endless resentment and killing intent.
"Who is this guy?!" waved his hand, and the man looked at the Taoist with an angry face!
Then he turned around and kept questioning the head of the room.
"The original days are eternal, the sea vows and mountains of that day, the current indifference, and now the stranger!
questioned the head of the room sharply, but it was not difficult to hear the endless resentment in his voice. "You are ruthless! You are ruthless! You are unreasonable!" Seeing such a scene, the head of the room involuntarily said this.
"You're not ruthless! You're not ruthless! You're not being vexatious!" said the village chief with a sneering laugh, as if mocking himself and the head of the room.
Then he turned around and began to attack the Dao Chang again!
"And you! You shameless little slut! You're just a little bitch! You don't even know what color Muro-chan's fat is, do you!?
This kind of true affection is like a thousand stones pressing on the heart of the head of the room, and the head of the room, his eyes are helpless and guilty.
But at this time, the Taoist chief looked at the head of the room with a panicked face!
"You, you, you, you!you!You!
"Hey, don't ignore my white cat sheriff!" Looking at the flirting trio, the white cat couldn't help but think of the black cat that had passed away.
Enraged, the white cat raised his pistol and aimed it at the trio and pulled the trigger.
But how could the three of them allow a small white cat to attack?
So, the village chief looked at the white cat very indifferently.
Then, indifferent words came out of his mouth.
"Kill yourself, ants~. ”
I saw that the white cat at this time, as if he couldn't control his body, looked at the village chief with a satisfied smile.
“YES!YourHighness!”
Then he pulled the trigger on his temple with the same satisfaction.
"Bang!"
White and red liquid burst from the white cat's burst head, splashing everywhere.
At the same time, the white cat's body is still the same Nazi military salute that it had before death!
"The village chief...... Why are you hanging like that?"
The village chief looked at the Dao Chief's eyes triumphantly, and said with a sneer: "This is the power obtained to protect him/her, how can you mortals compare!"
"You must be underestimating the power of old people, how can we say that they are also veterans. ”
At this time, the black cat sheriff, who had fallen to the ground, stood up intact and looked at the village chief with a playful expression, "Secret Technique?
With the words of the black cat sheriff, the white cat, which had already died, came back to life and looked at the village chief with a wary face
"We're old, and we don't play with you young people anymore. White cat, let's go. ”
With that, Sheriff Black Cat and White Cat left the Sunflower Field together.
"For the sake of this power, I lost everything I had!"
"Do you understand this pain?!"
"In order to get such power, I have to die countless times!"
"Drown, suffocate, hang, poison, seppuku! kill yourself! jump off a cliff! shoot and kill! cut your wrists!" "For this kind of power, I die a thousand times a day!" "For this kind of power, in order to be able to protect him! I have to portray all the experiences of my life in my body every day!"From my neck to my feet! From my shoulder blades to my finger bones! Death a thousand times a day! Have you experienced it!?" "So! I declare to all living beings!" "No one loves him more than I do!" "No one! Even if it's a god, or a demon, or a demon, or a demon, no one loves Muro-chan more than me!!"
The three of them, who didn't notice the weirdness of the white cat and the black cat, were still facing each other.
"Say, who do you choose?"