The black-armored people in the trap camp lined up in two rows and blocked the door of the hot pot restaurant. Although Lu Lingyun is only 14 years old, he is high-spirited and quite a general.

Black and white impermanence walked into the store: "Shopkeeper Meng, shopkeeper Meng?"

Meng Xiaotian: "Here, yo, this is not Lao Hei and Lao Bai, why did you suddenly get here today, you want to eat something!"

Black impermanence: "We received a report from the people in Chaoyue District, saying that you are gathering illegally here and fighting with weapons, so come and take a look." ”

Lu Tang thought to himself: "Who is it? ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Nonsense, we are quiet here, what can we do." ”

Black Impermanence: "Why are there so many of you today?"

Bai Wuchang: "Look at the old black! They are still carrying controlled knives! This plot is too bad, what's going on?"

Meng Xiaotian: "This... This one... It's because..."

"It's because our store is doing a theme promotion activity!" Lu Tang hurriedly ran over to answer. He smiled while blocking in front of Meng Xiaotian.

Bai Wuchang: "Hey, boy, you're here too." You're not the one or something, what kind of chrysanthemum?"

Lu Tang: "It's Lu Tang, my name is Lu Tang." I work here and run a house. ”

Black impermanence: "Why don't you find a place with a good business to work?

Lu Tang: "No, I came here voluntarily. Because business is not good, we don't have a cosplay exhibition, we want to promote our hot pot restaurant and attract some business. ”

Black impermanence: "Then you have to report it first, otherwise this is illegal, do you know!"

Lu Tang: "I'm sorry two brothers, I'm a new ghost, I don't know the rules, next time I must follow the procedure." ”

Hei Wuchang looked at Bai Wuchang, Bai Wuchang: "Hey, shopkeeper Meng, you are an old ghost, how can you make such a mistake! This time, for the sake of our friendship with your mother-in-law, forget it, you go with us to fill out a form to explain the situation." ”

Meng Xiaotian heard that her mother-in-law was a little unhappy, and said coldly, "Okay, let's go." Before leaving, Meng Xiaotian explained to Lu Tang uneasily: "You are optimistic about them, don't tear down my store, otherwise you will be miserable..."

Lu Tang: "Don't worry, I'm here, it's okay." ”

Meng Xiaotian and Black and White Impermanence left, and the store returned to its previous embarrassment.

Lu Zijing: "Lu Lingyun, what did you just say you were going to fight?"

Lu Lingyun slammed Fang Tian's halberd to the ground: "Of course it's to fight the world!"

Lu Zijing mocked: "Ho ho ho, 10 trapped camps want to fight the world?"

Lu Lingyun was high-spirited, heroic and very proud to show off: "Grandpa, don't underestimate our family's trapped camp, each of them can be invincible with one enemy and one hundred people, and they have the courage to be invincible." ”

Lu Zijing: "Okay, okay, let's count 10,000 for the time being, you tell me how much is 10 times 10,000?"

Lu Lingyun was stunned in an instant, and counted with his fingers: "This... Should be... Or 10,000. ”

Lu Tang mocked inwardly: "Hmph, who taught this kind of rubbish math." ”

Lu Zijing shook his head: "Hey, stinky girl." Since I was a child, I haven't studied hard, and I can't even count clearly. If you want to learn more from me, be proficient in poetry and songs, know astronomy and geography, let grandpa tell you, 10 times 10,000 is 1 million. ”

Lu Tang opened his mouth, looked at Lu Zijing, who was pretending to be forced, and thought: "This kind of mathematics dares to show off!" He couldn't bear it, and his sense of justice drove him to tell the little girl the power of knowledge. At this moment, Lu Tang, who is erudite and talented, and has a combination of beauty and wisdom, must correct them. Yes, in order to train the next generation and for the development of the motherland, Lu Tang stood up! He dropped the mink in his hand and said loudly: "You are wrong! You are a tease taught by a music teacher, how can 10 times 10,000 be 1 million! The correct answer should be...... 10 million!"

"Okay!" Mink Yuyu and Li Yuankui, who woke up, hurriedly clapped their hands and applauded, and their faces showed infinite pride and pride at this time.

Li Yuankui: "Good boy, you really earned us face." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Lu Tang, you are so handsome, I am all fans of you!"

"Fart!10 has two zeros, 10,000 has four zeros, the correct answer should be 100,000, your math is taught by the physical education teacher!" The leader of the camp couldn't bear to say.

A group of people who were celebrating their self-congratulatory momentarily stopped, looked at each other awkwardly, and took out abacus, calculators, and mobile phones from behind them and kept calculating.

Although Lu Tang miscalculated, he was deeply dissatisfied in his heart, and he walked up to the soldiers: "Hey, hey, big brother, in fact, I know that you were also blinded just now, right? ”

The soldier looked at him with disdain, and quickly returned: "You are a ghost!"

Lu Tang felt deeply hit at this time, but he couldn't just admit defeat. He arrogantly pointed at the leading soldiers and scolded: "What do you people know, you know how to fight and kill in a day, reckless! I am a college student with a bachelor's degree." Eh, I'm scared, wait until I take out my diploma and scare you to death. ”

In an instant, the soldiers of the trapped camp quickly took out a folded thick book from their arms, opened it at the same time, and a burst of golden light flashed, blinding Lu Tang's dog eyes.

The soldier quickly introduced: "Look!Hereis my Dawei Doctor of Science and Technology, Shu Literature Doctor's Certificate, Soochow Navigation Doctor's Certificate, Overseas Explosives Doctor's Certificate, Chemistry Doctor's Certificate, as well as Foreign Literature Level 4, Level 6, Level 16, 185 Full Score Certificate, and ....."

Looking at these golden certificates, Lu Tang was so embarrassed by the academic qualifications of these 10 people that he couldn't afford to fall to the ground, foaming at the mouth, speechless. At this moment, he was really envious and jealous of them.

Lu Zijing hurriedly interrupted: "Eh! Enough is enough, low-key." showed off his face, why do you have the same knowledge as this kind of little child. The soldiers began to put away their thick certificate holders.

Lu Lingyun: "Grandpa, have you decided where to fight?"

Lu Zijing hugged Lu Lingyun: "Granddaughter, you saw it just now." We are a society governed by the rule of law, and we cannot just conquer cities and territories, let alone loot wealth and treasure. So what grandpa means is that you either live a good life with me here, or grandpa will help you reincarnate. ”

Li Yuankui pulled Lu Zijing over: "You have a poisonous brain, their group of people is not good at first glance, you still want them to be good, I won't protect you when they bite people in a hurry." ”

"Okay, I listen to Grandpa, I'll stay and take care of Grandpa. Lu Lingyun said happily.

Li Yuankui: "I'll go, should I change so quickly!"

Lu Lingyun: "The generals listened to the order, and Ben Shuai decided to stay here to protect me, an unsuccessful and verbose grandfather." Disperse yourselves, and I will inform you when I need you. ”

The trapped-camp generals knelt down at the same time and replied in unison, "No!" and then quickly disappeared.

Lu Lingyun: "This looks pretty good, grandpa, where do I live?"

Mink Yu was greedy: "There is still a spare room upstairs, or you can live there, and I will clean up for you." ”

Lu Lingyun: "Okay, thank you, sister." Sister, are you?"

Lu Zijing: "This is Mink Yu's gluttony, our finances, the attributes are gentle and lovely, virtuous and dignified, wonderful and moving beauties." This is Li Yuankui, chef. The foaming thing on the ground is Lu Tang, a garbage screenwriter who died not long ago. And the shopkeeper you've seen...."

Lu Lingyun: "Diao Yu is greedy! Are you the descendant of Diao Chan?"

Mink Yu was very proud: "Of course, otherwise how could my sister grow so beautiful." ”

Lu Lingyun's face changed greatly: "It's really a narrow road, I'll kill you now, a vixen." After speaking, he picked up Fang Tian's painting halberd and stabbed at Mink Yu, Lu Lingyun was extremely strong, and instantly poked the chair out of a big hole. Mink Yu ran greedily, Lu Lingyun chased and poked behind, and a large round hole was poked out in the middle of many tables.

Lu Tang was awakened by the previous fight, he got up and watched it with relish, and applauded unconsciously: "Wow, Fang Tian's halberd can still be used as a compass!" ”

Mink Yu hurriedly shouted in confusion: "You are poisonous, I have no grievances with you, why do you want to kill me?"

Lu Zijing also hurriedly blocked in front of Mink Yu's greed: "That's it, are you poisonous?"

Lu Lingyun: "Our Lu family was harmed by your mink family. If it weren't for you, how could my great-great-grandfather die a tragic death!"

Mink Yu greedily: "Your great-great-great-grandfather?

Lu Tang jumped to Lu Zijing's side, patted him, nodded and said confidently, "I know!

Lu Zijing pushed him away with a palm: "Don't Wei you are big! My grandfather is Lu Bu." ”

Mink Yu was greedy: "Oh! Lu Zijing, it turns out that you are Lu Bu's descendant, no wonder I have always hated you so much." You don't have a good thing in your house. Mink Yu raised his hand to hit Lu Zijing, but was rescued by Lu Lingyun with a halberd.

Lu Lingyun: "Our family has produced heroes from generation to generation, unlike you, who can only seduce men's fox spirits!"

"Wait a minute!" Lu Tang yelled, he rubbed his head and walked between the two: "Lu Bu and Diao Chan are not in pairs, do you love me? Why do you two have a feud? No, this script is not right!"

Lu Lingyun: "Hmph, that's because...... (It's good to omit 10,000 words here, and I'll explain the plot to you again in the future)..... It's here!"

Lu Tang: "Gan Linniang! This amount of information is a bit large, wait for me to sort it out, sort it out." He walked over to a stool, raised his foot and stepped on it, and posed in a thoughtful gesture.

At this time, Meng Xiaotian came in from outside the door and saw a messy lobby full of chairs and tables, she ran in distressed and hugged the wooden board on the ground: "My beautiful hot pot table, my beautiful hot pot stool, my beautiful hot pot restaurant, how could it be like this." Lu Tangerine!"

Meng Xiaotian snatched Fang Tian's halberd and chased after the landing orange poke, murderous.

Lu Tang was very frightened, and shouted as he ran: "Shopkeeper, what are you doing! I didn't do it, help, kill the ghost." ”

Meng Xiaotian: "Didn't you promise to take a good look at them, I want you to turn into Lu Juhua today!

Lu Tang ran to the backyard, Meng Xiaotian chased after her, and through the curtain of the door, the people in the lobby heard Lu Tang's scream.

In the evening, Lu Tang was lying on the table, his face pale and unconscious. At this time, he was sticking a Fang Tian painting halberd in his buttocks.

Lu Zijing pulled Lu Lingyun over: "Quickly help him pull it out." ”

Lu Lingyun looked at Fang Tian's halberd with disgust: "You pull it out yourself." ”

Lu Zijing: "Why are I looking for you when I pull it out, he has fainted several times just now." ”

Lu Tang woke up in a daze, watching Lu Zijing clench Fang Tian's halberd in his hand again, he was nervous and painful and wanted to stop him.

Lu Zijing: "I don't believe you. Lu Zijing exerted all his strength to pull out, but Fang Tian's halberd did not move, and at this time, Lu Tang, who had just woken up, was once again tortured and fainted.

Lu Lingyun: "I don't want it anymore, just plug it in there." ”

Lu Zijing: "Lingyun, now is not the time to lose your temper. Look at it, it's all you, what you've made of him. ”

Lu Lingyun pulled it out disdainfully, and Lu Tang woke up in pain and opened his eyes wide.

Lu Tang said weakly: "Why are you injured... It's always me. ”